1eb87a No.13887008
>Buy Mario Odyssey
>Get to the end of new Donk City
>Feel genuine joy for the first time in years
This game reminded me of fun. In an age of forced politics, moral outrage and shit Mario was there being a fun ass platform game.
Do you feel a comparable feel to the feel i am feeling?
866396 No.13887024
is it linear obstacle course after linear obstacle course with the sole exception of each world's hub?
1eb87a No.13887041
>>13887024
lotta secret stuff i like. Like wearing a costume that attracts birds or posesseing a goomba and walking it around the open world to a waiting female goomba and such. I can see why journo mode adds blue arrows for some stuff but its really fun. Feels like 64, sunshine and galaxy all had a baby instead of something reinventing it again.
Though kappy makes me hope kirby has this level of scope. but we know it wont.
1eb87a No.13887050
>>13887043
It happened to me, it will happen to you someday anon.
77fd2a No.13887057
>>13887050
or perhaps he plays the game for the gameplay and anything else is secondary.
1eb87a No.13887060
>>13887057
>not enjoying gameplay
You better not be a storyfag or i swear i will bully you so hard mark will have to step in.
77fd2a No.13887063
>>13887060
>"he plays the game for the gameplay"
>you somehow think that means I don't enjoy gameplay
Holy shit, you are a fucking idiot OP.
8422d7 No.13887080
>>13887008
What the fuck have you been doing for years where you haven't had fun?
3cf377 No.13887089
>>13887008
>Get to the end of new Donk City
>Feel genuine joy for the first time in years
The festival should have been the end of the game. I knew that the moment it was happening. There was nothing the end could do that would be better than that one moment.
ebd773 No.13887125
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>>13887089
true, but kill la kill starring bowser from the devil may cry series was okay.
>>13887077
AY YO HOL UP
f0553e No.13887149
>do you feel
I do. Been playing through Ocarina of Time for the first time and I have been having way more fun than I expected.
34cb1a No.13887157
>>13887008
Yeah, Odyssey is essentially the joy of video games in condensed form. Power moons feel like a weak incentive at first, but the variation in ways to get them is so great, you're essentially secret hunting, and playing for the sake of playing. Nowadays, games are too often bells and whistles that must reward gameplay for it to feel worthwhile. Odyssey's gameplay is pure fun in and on itself.
f8585e No.13887176
>>13887008
>Buy Mario Odyssey
Okay.
>Get to the end of new Donk City
Alright.
>Feel genuine joy
Sounds about right.
>for the first time in years
Aaaaand you lost me. You've been joylessly playing vidya for years? What the fuck is wrong with you?
efb2b6 No.13887181
>>13887043
Please kill yourself, and this is coming from someone who doesn't touch mario games
029e08 No.13887185
I feel that joy whenever NISA doesn’t get a game to fuck up.
ebd773 No.13887195
>>13887149
Did you play Wind Waker? that game is significantly more interesting if you beat Ocarina first.
>>13887157
bruh
9692f9 No.13887214
Mushroom Kingdom>New Donk City>Hat World>Mexico World>T-Rex World>Beach World>Snow World>Lake World>Food World>Tropical World>Samurai World>Moon>Forest World>Darker Side of the Moon>Cloud World>Dark Souls World>Dark Side of the Moon
33fefe No.13887222
>>13887176
"Years" is hard to believe, but "A year", i could certainly buy. Hell, last time I had any real fun with vidyo was Snake Pass, and that was at the beginning of the year. Truly fun new games are a bloody rarity.
41ca9b No.13887232
>>13887008
>not forced politics
>Pauline is a Mayor
>Mario crossdresses
>Niggers everywhere
But it's the best Mario since 64. Not as good as 64 as the levels prioritize fun to the detriment of challenge, the camera is somehow worse than 64's, and the movement is awkward although this might just be because of the absurdly tiny sticks and blue joycon.
f8585e No.13887251
>>13887222 (czech'd)
Surely you haven't played all of the amazing gen 4/5/6 games yet. There's enough great games already out there to last a lifetime.
475cc5 No.13887253
You didn't buy your switch did you?
efb2b6 No.13887255
>>13887232
>prioritize fun
>fun doesn't coincide with challenge
eh?
41ca9b No.13887271
>>13887255
Challenge isn't fun. You don't have fun dying over and over. But you shouldn't play a game for fun, you should play it to become a better person, through challenge.
33fefe No.13887273
>>13887251
I never denied that anon, that's why I stated fun NEW games. I suppose I have a different mindset when playing old games versus new ones. With old ones, I always have in the back of my mind the lingering thought of "I wish they'd make more stuff like this nowadays", but when something new and fun comes out, I'm genuinely surprised, I just expect anything new to be a letdown in at least some regard.
f8585e No.13887295
>>13887273
There's a solid ~3 really fun games released ever year, and while you wait for those titles, you dig through your backlog. I feel genuine joy playing some new (to me) game at least once a month.
c97337 No.13887302
>>13887008
This game's strongest feature is that it completely goes against the standard open-world model and instead crams everything interesting into a tiny space. Even the Sand Kingdom and the Moon manage to not feel barren.
>New Donk City is only a few blocks big
>Over 100 Power Moons in the kingdom
f081e3 No.13887352
>>13887041
>journo mode
Ah thanks I was trying to remember why I had marked this game off my list.
f8585e No.13887398
>>13887349
I don't even think a NEET is capable of burning through every good gen 4-5-6 game in a lifetime, assuming you take shitposting breaks.
2081de No.13887416
>>13887008
>Do you feel a comparable feel to the feel i am feeling?
Yes, and I didn't need to buy a Switch for it to happen, feels good.
c97337 No.13887454
>>13887438
>not buying cereal for in-game bonuses
2081de No.13887472
>>13887454
I actually hope its real
That shit looks comfy as fuck, any confirmation yet?
ebd773 No.13887479
>>13887472
Its real, US and Canada only.
caab3b No.13887484
>>13887302
I'd love Odyssey 2 with a much bigger New Donk City tho. At least 4 times bigger.
71f10b No.13887494
F U N I S A B U Z Z W O R D
b1cc59 No.13887510
>>13887472
>cereal is comfy
This meme has gone too far
If Mario eats cereal does that mean he has to poo it out? Asking for a friend.
5f280b No.13887517
>>13887491
I don't think the US understands the sheer luck they have when it comes to Cereal products. You have so much choice, so many different styles and tastes you can choose from, and it's all just you.
No other country in the world has that choice for cereals.
I moved to the uk a few years back and if I go to a tesco there's rows over rows of shitty muesly cereals that looks inedible and maybe 4 brands that actually don't make you want to kill yourself.
God this place sucks
33fefe No.13887526
>>13887494
But that makes no sense mathematically, anon.
Here, I fixed it for you.
2081de No.13887547
>>13887475
EDF and The Quest
>>13887479
>>13887491
Very fucking nice, I hope the cereal quality is actually decent.
Even if I don't find it at a retail American import store I'll probably just import it via Internets.
5f280b No.13887558
>>13887541
What if I'm both?
>>13887543
>Reddit and Memey cereal and sauces
What?
c97337 No.13887559
>>13887541
And now video game systems as well.
f8585e No.13887560
>>13887503
Comfy is a codeword for Shit.
ebd773 No.13887563
>>13887543
That and lack of the monsanto shit and corn syrup, i remember a US friend having to get dr pepper from mexico and the uk because the US version changed the recipe to be basically diluted cough syrup with carbonisation.
fd5b17 No.13887567
>>13887232
>theses "criticisms"
It looks more like it's YOU who's too induced into politics, not the videogames themselves.
d02fa8 No.13887575
I think persona 5 is an absolute blast.
I also grinded the shit out of my characters in Fire Emblem Echoes before doing any battles in chapter 4. Steamrolling through the game with my OP characters felt like pure euphoria.
I also had fun playing on gamenight with /v/
5f280b No.13887579
>>13887569
>eating WHILE smoking
Ew
6a6f29 No.13887586
>>13887569
>that post in the pic
Yeah, god forbid someone wants to enjoy their saturday.
33fefe No.13887589
>>13887517
I'm not from Murica, I live in the Baltics. Here, we have brand-name cereal imported over, no Captain Crunch or Froot Loops, just Nestle stuff flavored like Lion bars and chocolate chip cookies. But that stuff is retardedly expensive. You have a huge box with a tiny 200 gram bag inside, that costs 3-4 euros, whereas you can get the same amount of off-brand stuff in bags like pic related for 99 cents, or 2.30 euros for 500 grams.
41ca9b No.13887591
>>13887567
In 30+ years of Mario and Zelda, it was only in 3 CYE that they crossdressed. Clearly this is not political but was a technological limitation with old hardware.
40919e No.13887616
3ae4d5 No.13887668
>>13887024
I hope so. Those are the best parts of Mario games.
6a6f29 No.13887673
>>13887629
Of course he is, he blog posts on reddit and goes to reddit, but he is also just having a good time on a saturday morning.
6b49d3 No.13887675
>>13887586
>literal manchild
3ae4d5 No.13887689
>>13887349
I'm a NEET and I still have entire systems I haven't gotten around to touching. Gotta check out the Amiga some day.
6a6f29 No.13887701
>>13887675
this is some real quentin tier logic. He's not allowed to do something in the comfort of his own home because others disapprove?
b56d28 No.13887722
>>13887701
No, the attention whoring is what pisses people off and instead of circle jerking they giving him a lesson to enjoy a saturday if he wants to, but he should keep it to himself cause nobody cares.
3e5692 No.13887725
>>13887586
Confirmed for neurological infant. Your utter lack of comprehension of why the image is utterly terrifying proves that you are identical to the person therein. You will never create anything that anyone remembers. You will be forgotten as just another ant in the maze of generic drudgery. Your name is worthless even to your closest friends.
6a6f29 No.13887730
>>13887722
i already addressed that part.
>>13887725
>he says all of this on an anonymous video games discussion board
holy shit, how fucking high and mighty you must feel.
3e5692 No.13887775
>>13887730
>I am too mentally disabled to read five sentences.
>Even if I were to read them, I wouldn’t comprehend what they mean, either to me or to another person.
>I am utterly incapable of introspection, subjunctivity, or abstract thinking.
>I am therefore, in a fit of incredibly depressing irony, incapable of comprehending how the other responses to the initial image:
>>13887629
>>13887569
>in blue and in orange here, apply just as readily to my own life as they do to the one in the image itself
>HA HA! WHY would you EVER want to have a MEANINGFUL conversation in ANY context? There is NOTHING deep to be gained from THIS location, in particular! It is YOU who feels superior to the people around you, not ME!
Five years or so ago, your behavior would have made me really sad. What makes me sad now is that I don’t care about helping you get better anymore; I just know you have to die for society to fix itself.
8be419 No.13887776
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>>13887701
1. He eats garbage cereals like froot loops while smoking like a pleb.
2. He's a redditor.
3. He's a manchild.
4. He's an R&Mfag
5. His life is so pathetic that reliving childhood saturday mornings are his highlights.
All of these are forgivable to a degree except for the fact that he thinks this is a proud achievement. He's basically your typical attention whoring lolcow. Like many in vid-related.
3e5692 No.13887786
>>13887776
Holy fucking shit, the mods deleted JUST those posts. I know Mark’s a kike, but fucking HONESTLY?
6a6f29 No.13887800
>>13887775
Again, you're on the highest horse around.
>>13887776
He's a redditor, all those things are endemic to them. And fuck you, froot loops are fine.
3e5692 No.13887805
>>13887800
>autistic rage at things he doesn’t understand
Go buy more froot loops, faggot.
8be419 No.13887814
>>13887800
Fuck you. Froot Loops is shit. Sam can shove his nose up his ass.
>>13887795
I said to a degree.
5f665e No.13887823
>>13887796
>>13887786
Oh fuck, I thought you were shitposting the game.
my apologies, carry on.
6a6f29 No.13887826
>>13887805
You're right anon, your intellect far surpasses mine. I should just give up, you are so superior to me.
3e5692 No.13887831
>>13887823
No worries. OP’s spot on with how New Donk’s ending felt for me, too.
f8585e No.13887843
>>13887776
>He eats garbage cereals like froot loops while smoking like a pleb
Who cares?
>He's a redditor
Strike one.
>He's a manchild
Where do you think we are?
>He's an R&Mfag
Who cares?
>His life is so pathetic that reliving childhood saturday mornings are his highlights
Where do you think we are?
>He's basically your typical attention whoring lolcow
That's not what an lolcow is. He just seems like your typical depressed millennial who's trying to make the best of the hand he was dealt.
19867d No.13887848
>>13887814
>Fuck you. Froot Loops is shit. Sam can shove his nose up his ass.
This. Oreo O's and Cookie Crisp are the superior cereals anyway.
>>13887823
Damn it Mark. Now we'll never have another decent cereal bashing.
b29af9 No.13887852
So you didn't notice that they censored the cover of the game? Nintendo's fans just don't give a single fuck. You can censor anything.
e33764 No.13887859
>>13887843
>Who cares?
Gee, who could be behind this post?
>Where do you think we are?
Manchildism is only prevalent in Nintendrones.
>>13887852
This. These fucks would eat shit as long as it has the Nintendo logo on it. They're no better than NeoFAG's Sonyggers.
cff28c No.13887861
>>13887352
Because the game has an easy mode that you don't have to turn on? Is it too hard for you to resist easy mode that you just avoid every game that has it?
c2ef9e No.13887909
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>>13887214
>Fore World that far down
Nigger what? Best OST coming through.
f8585e No.13887921
>>13887859
You're posting on a board owned by a fat jew who loves weeb big bang theory, and you're going to sit here and bitch about some random faggot's choice in cartoons?
>Manchildism is only prevalent in Nintendrones
If you don't have a wife and kids by the time you're 21, you're a fucking manchild. Surprise surprise, that describes just about everyone here.
76ca96 No.13887922
>>13887861
The joy of a challenge in vidya is beating it and then bragging about it because everyone else is too much of a lazy scrub to know what you can get when you achieve 100%. But thanks to Googletube and super guides, now everyone will damn well know.
Also fuck you all. Eating cereal on saturday and watching Rick and Morty is based. Suck on it altrightfags!
5f280b No.13887932
>>13887214
Fuck you're so wrong
e33764 No.13887933
>>13887843
>>13887921
>>13887922
>being so buttblasted they have to sage
<I… I don't care
>is on the defensive for some random redditor
6a6f29 No.13887939
>>13887933
>not saging for offtopic posts
f8585e No.13887945
>>13887933
>politely saging OT is reddit
nu/v/ in a nutshell.
5fcb02 No.13887952
>>13887921
>If you don't have a wife and kids by the time you're 21, you're a fucking manchild. Surprise surprise, that describes just about everyone here.
That describes almost everyone in the west. The fuck do you live where this is the norm? I mean it'd be nice if most people had that, but that hasn't been the case in a long time.
Also, are we not allowed to make fun of pretentious cartoons anymore? Get the stick out of your ass.
847728 No.13887970
>>13887921
>>13887922
>redditors still being this buttblasted because someone made fun of some shitty redditor
>>13887952
>Also, are we not allowed to make fun of pretentious cartoons anymore? Get the stick out of your ass.
Nope. Making fun of shit redditors like now is almost impossible without a fanboy army forming up. Its worse than the Steven Universe craze.
f8585e No.13887974
>>13887952
>That describes almost everyone in the west
Correct, which is why claiming it's a phenomenon unique to nintendo fans is fucking ludicrous.
>Also, are we not allowed to make fun of pretentious cartoons anymore?
Make fun of whatever the fuck you want, but never forget where you are.
c2ef9e No.13888063
>>13887988
>Sonic Forces fag unable to comprehend a thread that isn't 100% shitposting and furfagotry
Sounds about right.
a9f0ae No.13888223
>>13887008
I feel like that when I play several games, recently finished Raiden V and it was very satisfying. I also enjoyed Gothic 2 a lot and am currently blasting through SNES Sparkster. I feel like you don't play many games OP, you sound very young and casual.
62a6bc No.13888465
>>13887591
>they wear a single costume that triggers you
Next, you'll claim that Loony Tunes was indoctrinating kids into crossdressing in the 40s because wearing female clothes has always been in comedy routines.
940af9 No.13888477
>>13888465
Are you responding to the right person? I literally can't make sense of your post.
a9f0ae No.13888480
>>13888465
Uhh but the Looney Tunes had some pro-American WW2 propaganda cartoons. And I believe that the good guys lost that war therefore its kike propaganda as well.
c8da06 No.13888490
I really am enjoying the post game of this. It's definitely one of the best games in the last 10 or even more years.
f02daa No.13888498
>>13887008
>buy mario odissey
dubs
62a6bc No.13888526
>>13888477
He said Mario and Zelda had crossdressing, thus are clearly Jewish ploys to indoctrinate the masses, despite crossdressing being a comedic thing in almost every culture.
Hell, Japan is very open about that kind of shit and crossdressing from either gender is seen as a fairly ordinary aspect for social events.
>>13888480
I'm shocked that a country produced media that stated they didn't want to lose a war.
Russian cartoons and movies glorify communism, but they're still incredibly good for viewing.
940af9 No.13888569
>>13888526
The whole political debate is a misdirection. The thing we should be concentrating on is this game is the most dumbed down Mario experience ever.
62a6bc No.13888597
>>13888569
Haven't played it, wouldn't know, but the majority on /v/ who have seem to like it, and Nintendo doesn't shill on western sites as much as the other guys, so it might actually be anons having fun.
c7d857 No.13888601
e35f78 No.13888612
>>13888490
It's okay, it definitely succeeds in capturing the feeling of fun. However, the main issues are: post-game it becomes very grindy, most of the game is real fucking easy (thankfully there are a few challenging sections at the very, very end), and there just aren't enough kingdoms and a lot of them aren't very big. I did 100% (all costumes, 999 moons, etc.) it in less than a week though, so maybe I ruined my own experience
940af9 No.13888626
>>13888597
>Nintendo doesn't shill on western sites as much as the other guys
But they do nonetheless. You're fooling nobody.
5ede35 No.13888634
62a6bc No.13888642
>>13888626
>ea, ubisoft and zenimax shill constantly
>it's barely a scratch compared to the rest of the shitposting
>nintendo only shill on native language sites as they don't understand us
>this causes the majority of the userbase to like a title
?
>>13888612
>lmao everyone is a poorfag xd sour grapes
Not an argument.
f8d0b8 No.13888656
>>13887503
It'll tell you it doesn't mean what that anon thinks it does.
940af9 No.13888662
>>13888642
Shilling is a jewish invention. It shouldn't be allowed at any level.
c7d857 No.13888668
>>13888569
>most dumbed down
keep telling yourself that
940af9 No.13888678
>>13888668
I'm not impressed.
c7d857 No.13888711
>>13888678
post something more impressive from previous marios
edd6b6 No.13888737
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>>13888711
Nigga are you high?
796b81 No.13888774
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Mario Odyssey is almost GOTY
too bad for it that Hollow Knight was released this year.
50857b No.13888783
>>13888711
It really just isn't that impressive, look at it again. I haven't played the game yet but will soon. There doesn't seem to be any fall damage, so the first roll on the ledge isnt very mandatory. The zap up the building seems mostly automatic, and then it's just a hop to the next one. Seems like it'd be something very easy to pull off when you know the mechanics. But then again, like I said I haven't played the game yet. Plan on getting a Switch with Zelda and Mario soon.
fef83d No.13888796
>>13888774
Is it really that good? I keep hearing faggots here praising it.
940af9 No.13888799
>>13888783
>you said all this shit when you could've gone
KIKES ARE DESTROYING GAMES AS A COMMUNIST EFFORT TO MAKE EVERYONE STUPID
da5c48 No.13888802
>>13888796
Pirate it and find out.
50857b No.13888803
>>13888796
Do you like Metroidvania style games? If yes, then you will like it. It really is a very good one.
08c368 No.13889067
>>13887922
You're pretty fucking stupid. There's late-game moons in Odyssey that are very difficult to get. There's plenty of bragging rights to be had you fucking failure, finishing the story just isn't one of them.
08c368 No.13889084
>>13888783
>there doesn't seem to be fall damage
The objective is speed, and while there isn't fall damage, if he wasn't rolling then a high fall would cause mario to be paralyzed for a couple seconds upon landing.
>and then it's just a hop to the next one
It really isn't "just a hop", he built up enough speed to make that gap. You can't do a normal jump and get there. Rolling at max speed requires careful, repeated timing of the button press that increases your speed. And if he did it at the wrong angle then running against walls would slow him down.
You're watching a speedrunner who makes the mechanics look easy because he's practiced for hours upon hours and saying "there's no skill there at all, it looks so easy!" Because the player MAKES IT LOOK EASY. Because he is skilled.
a6c04e No.13889252
I liked Odyssey, it was fun. And the mechanics are the best 3D Mario mechanics we've ever had. Only way it could be better is if captures were 100% optional, for every single moon.
As it stands, I'm glad to have played it. It's really been rewarding to get better and better at the game with each playthrough.
4ea219 No.13889321
3fded7 No.13889626
>>13887302
>This game's strongest feature is that it completely goes against the standard open-world model and instead crams everything interesting into a tiny space.
That's basically Mario 64 which was done that way to reuse assets and experiment with the possibilities of 3d since 3d at the time was still new. Still ended up being better than most other 3d platformers generations after.
c394cf No.13889698
>Thread is about OP genuinely enjoying a game for so long
>Anon starts sperging over cereal and derailing the thread
>B-But there's a plebbitor here
Can we just continue talking about the game and not what you like to eat for breakfast? Honestly this game is fun as hell and i haven't enjoyed a Mario game in ages since it got stale for me since the "New" series my only nit picks is lives are replaced with 10 coins and that you can't truly capture all enemies.
5619ce No.13889777
>>13889698
>liking games
gtfo redditor
dcb533 No.13890004
>>13887454
>Play smash brothers with friends.
>Everyone uses Amiibos.
>Link, Mario, Donkey Kong, etc.
>You bring out your secret weapon.
>It's a box.
62d2b7 No.13890058
>>13887843
>Who cares?
People like you deserve the shit you get through out life.
354f12 No.13890171
>>13887008
mario odyssey feels untouched by the ravishes of time that have been trying to drag video games through the mud of 'entertainment industry'.
i dont feel quite as terrible all the time knowing that theres still people out there with the budget, know how and passion to make games that meet the standards i was raised on.
60594a No.13890191
>>13887503
Of or pertaining to warm happy feelings, often of Nostalgia, or of a humble, cozy, Homestyle life. Animal Crossing or Harvest Moon are particularly Comfy. This cereal can be considered comfy because it speaks of 80's and 90's advertising, back when the prize was actually in the box, and Sega-fags bragged about their superior version of the Aladdin game.
3ae4d5 No.13890219
>>13890191
>their superior version of the Aladdin game
Lol
5a8c05 No.13890221
>>13888774
>Mario Odyssey is almost GOTY too bad for it that CupHead was released this year.
FTFY
b4e974 No.13890249
>>13887503
>What does 'comfy' mean?
it's the feeling anon gets when the part of the brain that is stimulated by human contact accidentally trips on for the first time in months.
normalfags call it nostalgia
dcb533 No.13890257
>>13890219
Gotta give Sega one thing though.
The Game Gear was awesome. I still have mine from when I was a kid. It's like the AK of the handheld world. You could drive a fucking tank over it and it would still work.
4e221e No.13890259
>>13889084
> Rolling at max speed requires careful, repeated timing of the button press
actually it's motion controls
f3af66 No.13890279
>>13890257
I thought it was generally understood that the manufacturing of them was done on the cheap and ended up using shitty capacitors that degraded well before they expected to. Gameboy usually work pretty good today, but GGs I've seen seem to have sound/screen issues directly from this.
4022f2 No.13890280
>>13887008
I know the feeling man.
That level was amazing, and they nailed it perfectly. Especially because the music kinda sicks with it and it feels all-round great.
ad9093 No.13890289
>>13890257
>GG is the AK of the handheld world
So what's the gameboy then? This one survived being fucking bombed during the gulf war.
4022f2 No.13890302
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One neat detail I noticed in the game:
When Mario gets near one of those radios (or the musicians in Donk City), if you wait a couple of seconds he'll start dancing.
On neat bit though, is that at first the dancing animation seems kinda slow and suddendly it changes speed. Why?
Because the animation is syncing with the music being played. Try it, get near a radio, and watch him. He'll take a second to sync up and them dance to the correct rhytm.
Also, vid related. It goes with anything.
3d780f No.13890317
>>13887008
>mario game
>is fun
in other news the sky is blue
Mario is the biggest nintendo cashcow and they treat him with the reverence he deserves
the day Nintendo makes a non fun Mario gave will be the day vidya finally dies
0eda55 No.13890324
>>13887008
>>Buy Mario Odyssey
LOL
3d780f No.13890342
>>13890289
the game boy is the Schwarzenegger of vidya
not only did it last more than a decade and survived gulf war bombing
it's also one of the only old school console with third party add on THAT ACTUALLY WORK
my only regret is that it's succesor the GBA did not live as long a lifespan
133639 No.13890383
>>13890342
>my only regret is that it's successor the GBA did not live as long a lifespan
Gamecube as well, It has a lot of game in it's library. sadly it suffered some design flaws like the disc tray
f0ee4c No.13890399
>inb4 faggots get flustered that you like a nintendo game
2081de No.13890405
>>13890399
Its ok to like a Nintendo gamr.
Its not ok to pretend like its the next best thing after sliced bread.
354f12 No.13890412
>>13890405
its an oasis in an ocean of sewage. its fine to like it more than bread
2081de No.13890414
>>13890412
Plenty of oasis out there with half the shilling this gets that will be remembered and played for more than 4 months.
5e6cc0 No.13890415
>>13887089
But anon, the ending was better than the festival
354f12 No.13890419
f6a17b No.13890452
>>13890412
The standards for what's great shouldn't be lowered just because everything else is shit. Odyssey is a fun game, but it's hardly the pinnacle of video games.
2081de No.13890465
>>13890452
>Everything else
Aside from AAA theres plenty of good stuff out there.
354f12 No.13890554
>>13890452
who is lowering standards?
c7d857 No.13890592
>>13888783
once you get a feel for the controls you'll see
2766d5 No.13896995
>>13888783
>There doesn't seem to be any fall damage
Why would there be fall damage if people will always find a way to circumvent it anyway? In 64 and Sunshine, you can land on the ground from a higher platform without receiving damage by diving when you're near the ground while you're falling.
a99eae No.13897090
>>13890399
It's ok to like nintendo games
It's not ok to like nintendo because they're jews just like everyone else
a99eae No.13897122
>>13897102
We don't just sage and move on here sir, we get digits. Observe.
2d5700 No.13897589
78c73c No.13897616
>>13890383
Is this funny because I’m suicidal?
ba10df No.13897663
>>13887232
You dumb bastard.
Pauline is the mayor because being the princess of the city wouldnt feel urban enough.
Is mario feminist because princess peach is the ruler of the mushroom kingdom?
e4ba34 No.13898977
>>13897663
>responding to bait
fb6411 No.13900208
>>13887024
>he lists Sonic Forces as good
72aafd No.13900225
>>13887517
>Tesco
There's your problem. Tesco don't have shit. That's why I switched to shopping at Sainsbury's
354f12 No.13905120
>>13900208
i can always appreciate sonic games for their cheese and music but i think sonic fans deserve a better game.
does forces have a good soundtrack?
41ca9b No.13905194
>>13897663
>Is mario feminist
It is now. Peach does the stronk woman who don't need no man routine while Mario gets recast as alt-bowser who is also harassing Peach. The dam really broke on SJW influence in Nintendo games with Odyssey.
c27e5b No.13905268
I just wanted to discuss Super Mario Odyssey.
515476 No.13905521
>>13887008
Odyssey is proof that there's always a reason to wake up every morning. If we weren't meant to experience happiness, this game wouldn't exist.
Mario games have been like toys that excite you no matter how old your mind is. They're love letters from the devs to the player. They have no interest in anything other than keeping you engaged and focused. Odyssey did this for me unlike any other game since Mario 64 - that's something amazing
7526d6 No.13908469
>>13907947
Oddysey is undeniably a good game, but it's not anywhere near as good as people are making it sound.
I had a ton of fun with it, but it's funny to see that every criticism people had for Donkey Kong 64, they're now praising Mario Oddysey for.
227ed7 No.13914111
I feel like Im the only one that fucking hates Mario Odyssey
Its hours of the most mediocre item hunt imaginable, you don't unlock anything with challenging gameplay until after you've beat the game, but by then I was too burnt out playing scavenger hunt the game. Not only that but the new more difficult challenges you unlock also need to be hunted down. I don't want to waste time looking for what might be good, and what might be just another moon that I need to groundpound out of some dog's asshole
shit game
791817 No.13914144
6f735d No.13914276
It's not the greatest, I thought it would be groundbreaking even my normalfag brother who cried for joy when he got the game even feels let down. The movement and combo-ing jumps and shit was real good but I felt level design was shit in a lot of levels.
bf676a No.13915167
Grim Dawn
I just sat down and played it for 4h straight. I don't remember last time I actually didn't worry about everything and just played the game.
b29af9 No.13915173
>this many people willing to support censorship
Every time.
297eba No.13915207
>hating on froot loops
I will murder ever single one of you motherfuckers.
0e9608 No.13916134
>>13915178
Jesus, fuck off. You have done no contribution to this thread outside of using buzzwords and namecalling. If you didn't like the game, then that's okay, but what purpose is there to further post here if you don't like this thread?
2370b0 No.13917561
>>13917493
Reported for shitting up the thread from your very first post.
221883 No.13917651
>>13887008
Galaxy 1&2 were more fun for me tbh
2b7b64 No.13917755
>>13890259
It's the Y button too dipshit, no speedrunner is gonna waggle when there's a button available.
e40148 No.13919681
>>13917755
>no speedrunner is gonna waggle
>even though its faster
227ed7 No.13922542
b1cc59 No.13922563
>>13915173
You forgot your bait tag, Mein Fuhrer
c5d354 No.13922589
>make it to New Donk City
>do a lot of stuff, get through the big festival
>things are great
>about to leave but decide to walk around city to see if I missed things
>some guy sitting on a bench, talking to himself
>"man, this city, let me tell ya "
>decide to jump on the bench, Mario sits down after a bit
>guy turns to face me
>" Hey pal, you ain't from around here are ya. Everyone in this city always just keeps walking on by. Thanks for hearing me out, take this"
>gives me a power moon, called Reaching Out
I don't even know why, but the thing just got to me.
aebd7f No.13923127
>>13914111
Nah you're not the only one (though I wouldn't go as far as to say I "hate" it). The fact that those few hard levels give the same reward as simply groundpounding a sparkly area in the same level makes the power moons effectively meaningless. For example if I can get 400 moons from doing hard or easy levels then that 400 number has no value and 100% is the only thing that really has value.
I also hate how wall jumping removes your hat jump because it's an inconsistency in Mario's movement that you have to keep in the back of your head. Mario should feel natural (which he otherwise does), not have me keeping track of logical exceptions
Most of the dress-up moons just being a glorified key to a moon rather than having some challenge that made you feel like the thing you were dressed up as was also a severely missed opportunity.
In the end the game felt like a whole lot of sideshow attractions trying to get my attention for 2-3 minutes before moving on to the next one without fully exploring the previous. In that sense it works pretty well for a handheld game you play on the train to and from work, but for those of us who aren't Japanese or autistic enough to play our Switch in public it feels underwhelming.
I will say though that speedruns have been quite entertaining because they already, by nature, strip the moons of their value and so the focus is on routing and execution.
41ca9b No.13923158
100% runs are not gonna be popular as they involve several hours of farming and resetting the same area for coins. That's all I have left to do, I've already got the gold sails.
227ed7 No.13926145
>>13923127
agreed, you explained it better than I could
you used a good word there, sideshow
I feel like the majority of this game is sideshow, and the actual good stuff is tucked away like how sideshow stuff would be in another game
As an example when I was playing this game I felt like I was doing absolutely nothing for the longest while, and then when I was finally presented with some challenge in I think the snow level first, it was to my surprise I actually started failing a lot, not because it was difficult, but because I had no idea how to actually play the game. It had been so easy and mundane before hand, that when the game actually expected me to use some semblance of ability…I just didn't know how, I hadn't been trained at all. Then that one tough challenge would be over and I would go on to breeze through things until the next tough area. The 2d levels are the biggest offenders of this, each one is completely meaningless in every respect, you simply run to the right, doing nothing, it isn't until post game where one or two 2d sections require some sort of skill or timing to beat, but once again, the tools to train you to do it just aren't there. The game feels like an absolute mess for me to play, bumping around getting moons for free cheapens the more difficult moons to get, and when I actually want to compete and do a more difficult moon challenge, I need to hunt for it. I do not want my mario game to be like my zelda/metroid game
But hey that's just me
0db7c1 No.13926192
>>13887922
I know right? I had to return my NES Classic and SNES Classic because several of the games had "password" options right on the main menu where I could skip straight to the last level. Some even had "cheat" codes (clearly added for the likes of Polygon) that trivialize the entire game!
5b715b No.13926369
No.
I don't care for Mario 64 style games. They aren't fun to me.
b52ce5 No.13926432
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>>13890249
someone's a bit bitter about life.
comfy is a feeling of being happy while alone. That's all.
b52ce5 No.13926454
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>>13897616
It's funny because life has suffering in it and people think the best way to deal with it is to be sad and hateful, as if that's how you deal with it.
Comedy is laughing at tragedy, and through that you overcome it and life becomes better through your own perspective.
Oftentimes the situations you find bad aren't really as bad as you think and that most of your suffering is self inflicted. You're the obstacle to your happiness, so if you make peace with yourself and change what you can to make a better future, you can be happy.
Happiness doesn't come by having a lot of shit, it comes through overcoming yourself and holding yourself to a better standard every day. You're suicidal not because you you hate the world, but because you hate yourself. That's fucking dumb, you don't deserve that sort of treatment, get out of your own way and live.
3ae4d5 No.13926466
>>13908469
The only major problem with DK 64 is the tedium of having to switch characters constantly. There's more good about the game than there is bad, and it gets more shit than it deserves.
60d202 No.13926472
>>13888490
>It's definitely one of the best games in the last 10 or even more years.
That's not a very broad statement at all haha, nope.
b52ce5 No.13926484
>>13926472
more an implication that the last ten years have been pretty shit for vidya.
2007 was ten years ago.
7fbc19 No.13926800
>>13926466
I'de just say DK64 is a game that's not for everybody and is for the people who genuinely love collecting shit. If they removed Gloomy Galeon or at least cut down a lot of the underwater segments in it I'de probably replay the game a lot more than I already do.
41ca9b No.13926847
>>13926472
It's the best Mario since 64. I'd not buy a switch for it, but it's a must if ever picking one up.
553705 No.13926859
>>13926847
So you haven't played it?
41ca9b No.13926878
>>13926859
I've got all the moons and killed hardmode bowser. I've played it.
7fbc19 No.13926881
>>13926847
>It's the best Mario since 64
That was Galaxy. Odyesee is the best Mario since 3D world or Galaxy 2.
41ca9b No.13926892
>>13926881
Galaxy was a disappointment. The levels were all over the place, had none of the tightness of 64, and none of the challenge. It relied heavily on a gimmick. Odyssey has a little more challenge and much more interesting levels, but still nowhere near the focused and cohesive experience of 64. But it was clear they want to go back to what made 64 work, and it was definitely a step in the right direction.
64523a No.13926904
Did people seriously argue on /v/ over eating fucking cereal?
3ae4d5 No.13926909
>>13926800
It probably had the best bossfights and setpieces of any of the Rare collectathons. Level design, I don't think was as bad as Tooie. I'd have to play it again to say.
7fbc19 No.13926935
>>13926892
>had none of the tightness of 64
And Odyesee's shit was? Shit you're ofyten just running in Odysee not doing shit. Galaxy has a lot more interaction in more of it's gameplay than Odysee.
>and none of the challenge
>64
>high challenge
Be real here. No Mario game has had a modicum of challenge once you learned the controls. Which is why no game has surpassed 64 which objectively has not been surpassed in controls since.
>It relied heavily on a gimmick
>he said when Odysee was nothing but gimmicks
Galaxy kept the gimmicks fresh. I was tired of possession after the second world.
>But it was clear they want to go back to what made 64 work
And failed spectacularly.
>>13926909
Mad Jack is still my favorite boss of all time even if the "weee" shit from Tiny Kong got annoying when you played it. Devs definitely overlooked how annoying that would get if you did it over and over again. Fungi Forests boss was some of the most tense shit even if it was a repeat of Angry Aztec's. When that platform started dropping you would begin to sweat and it was the shit because of that.
>Level design, I don't think was as bad as Tooie
It's better by far. Tooie's character switching was much worse because the character switch platforms usually only had 1 or 2 per level and in were annoying places. If they removed Cloud Cuckooland from that game nearly 25% of my issues with it would be gone.
37f91a No.13926944
>>13926892
There is so much to pick apart from your posts but i'm so tired. Just so you know, you are a fag.
3ae4d5 No.13926973
I'd be curious to play a DK64 romhack that just lets you pick up items as any character. See how much that alone improves the game.
41ca9b No.13926979
>>13926935
>Be real here.
You've probably forgotten that some of 64's stars were moderately difficult. It'd be worth doing a 100% run as a refresher as it's legitimately hard relative to what we have today after 21 years of decline.
3ae4d5 No.13926991
>>13926979
Every Mario game has some stars that are moderately difficult. Even Galaxy had one or two.
41ca9b No.13926999
>>13926991
I don't remember any in Galaxy. It was what disappointed me the most, the drop in difficulty between 64/sunshine and Galaxy.
3ae4d5 No.13927001
>>13926999
Luigi's purple coins.
7fbc19 No.13927003
>>13926979
I've 100% the game more than a dozen times and have played just about everyworth while Romhack for the game. The only stars you could attribute as difficult are some of the 100 coin stars.
>>13926999
>I don't remember any in Galaxy
What the other anon said. Purple coins were fucking hell. Especially the rocket/mine galaxy that had an autoscroller where you couldn't miss a single one.
41ca9b No.13927034
>>13927001
I did all those and don't remember them being more than disappointing.
c1b4dc No.13927038
>>13905120
Whether you believe the soundtrack is good or not, following Sonic Team's pattern, it's the best part of Forces.
>>13927001
>Luigi's purple coins.
63e711 No.13927088
>>13898977
>cute girl with giant tits
>Mario's right in the middle, you cant ignore it
Why do artists ruin their own work like this? I've never understood it.
3ae4d5 No.13927145
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>>13927034
>all those
It's a level
41ca9b No.13927172
>>13927145
>jumping is hard
0f9357 No.13927180
>>13905120
>i think sonic fans deserve a better game.
Like Sonic Mania?
338ea9 No.13927182
>>13927172
It's more you can easily box yourself into dying if you don't know the line you're supposed to take.
7fbc19 No.13927212
>>13927172
Confirmed for never played that shit. There's nearly no room for error and you have to plan a route ahead of time. As far as difficulty in Mario games go that shit's on another level.
41ca9b No.13927224
>>13927212
I 100%ed it and I don't remember ever getting stuck on anything. I remember it as a disappointment. Perhaps you are just bad at video games?
41ca9b No.13927231
>>13927212
You do realize you only need 100 of those, right?
43aa3d No.13927233
>>13927182
you only need 100/150 coins to get the star. Looking at the level, I remember doing it on my second go, and I think any retard should be able to figure it out on the third, or fourth at most, if they've gotten that far in the game.
You just have to do the map in a big circle , and come back into the middle on the way back. You leave yourself a path back the start and you're done.
Mario galaxy and Mario galaxy 2 were piss easy. I got 120 stars in both, and also with Luigi in Galaxy 1 and was so dissapointed when it was all over. There was some good shit at the end, but not nearly enough.
That's actually my big problem with Mario games. Some of them do have challenging content, but its usually at the end of the game, meaning I have to play through so many levels that are boring as shit before I actually get to anything that's at all fun.
3ae4d5 No.13927438
>>13927224
Name a harder star in Mario 64.
7fbc19 No.13927494
>>13927231
I do. And It's still more challenging than the majority of the game and just about anything in 64. What's your point?
f12987 No.13927885
>>13887008
nova donkgrad was a realy fun and refreshing world
e4ba34 No.13929912
>>13908469
>>13926466
>>13926800
The problem with DK64 is that not only was the platforming terrible for most of the characters but every way to progress involved switching to the right character for the right gun to hit the switch or to use the right pad, or the meh minigames.
>>13926892
Galaxy is lame. No challenge, no exploration, condensed and constrained worlds that you just go through in a straight line of platforming setpieces that get's old after 40 stars. 3D World is lame for similar reasons.
3ae4d5 No.13929927
>>13929912
>condensed and constrained worlds that you just go through in a straight line of platforming setpieces
e4ba34 No.13929982
>>13929927
I don't see how an example of a 2D Mario game, which is supposed to be linear platforming setpieces, helps you when I'm talking about 3D Mario, especially when the franchise has Mario 64 and Sunshine under it's belt. The open world meme for those two games are very annoying, but those games gave you way more freedom as a platformer then anything Galaxy provides. Galaxy is supposed to be this epic adventure in space, but when you strip away gravity gimmick it's the equivalent of going to corridor to corridor of the same set pieces of platforming that get's boring very quick and offers little else. To accompany this feel, the game is so constricted that more then half the time you don't have free camera control.
3ae4d5 No.13929994
>>13929982
>what I like is more valid than what you like, because
b63543 No.13929995
>>13888737
>holding right and jumping: the game
f37989 No.13930011
>Shit at fighting games
>Won my first ever online match period in Tekken against what was clearly some MLG Steve no-life who's played the game for centuries.
It's like the sun came out at midnight and put a spotlight on me for a while. Felt fucking good
985b0e No.13930031
>>13887922
>The joy of a challenge in vidya is beating it and then bragging about it
Ohhh, I see. You're upset that it doesn't give you achievements on your Xbox Live profile. Got it.
e4ba34 No.13930035
>>13929994
We are arguing our opinions and both trying to justify why we hold these opinions. "what I like is more valid than what you like, because" is exactly how most of these discussions go and both debate it out why what we like is more valid then others. What is the issue? Can't hold up your opinion?
Galaxy was a streamlined departure of what came before. Some like it, some don't. I don't like it at all. Not to say they aren't fun, I beat both Galaxy games completely.
>>13930011
Wrong thread faggot, prepared to be bullied.
985b0e No.13930036
>>13887922
Okay, I made that post before reading the rest of yours. Epic troll friend xD +1
3ae4d5 No.13930041
>>13930035
Maybe 64 was a poorly focused departure from what came before.
72fa6b No.13930071
>>13887454
>this box is a special
>a
>amiibo
72fa6b No.13930082
>>13887586
what was the pic anyway?
9cb166 No.13930899
>tfw I beat sw2-l1 of sm3dl in 34
e40148 No.13932740
>>13923158
>>13932569
>Dude, what kind of "depth" will there be with a simple penalty added or not falling damage where people will find a way to bypass it anyway like how it's possible on 64 and Sunshine?
The difference is that sunshine and 64 make you find a way to bypass it, where as in odyssey you don't have to worry about it. Sure, it's a "minor" detail, but it still adds to the game and its world.
7fbc19 No.13932832
>>13932740
I wouldn't even call it purely a minor detail. Pressing B while you're falling adds extra momentum forward which can flub a landing if it needs to be specific. If you've ever seen experts play 64 they often do a B press id way through a jump instead of a long jump because it's almost as long. There's actually a video that goes in depth on this and describes the nuances between the Z jump and the B dive. Wish I could find it.
b1cc59 No.13932906
It's funny because Mario Odyssey has a higher punishment for unprotected long drops because of the longer stun time. Why would skilled 64/Sunshine players need to care about a couple points of health?
7fbc19 No.13933176
>>13932906
>It's funny because Mario Odyssey has a higher punishment for unprotected long drops because of the longer stun time
My guess is you never played 64 before and you're lying. Stun times in 64 on soft surfaces put you headfirst into the snow/sand/whatever which was incredibly longer. And hard surfaces drops half your health if I recall correctly and still has a stun time and kills all momentum.
>Why would skilled 64/Sunshine players need to care about a couple points of health?
Because the punishment for dying is all your coins are reset. Which is a lot of progress if you're going for that star.