>Get beta key years ago
>no idea how to play, smoothbrain mode
>pick Dale as my main because of his quick PocketSand regen
>realize Dale is one of 4 characters to use ranged weapons Dale, Boomhauer, Bill, and Cotton
>tfw having to carry my party most raids
At least buff the melee characters, fuck. Even Bobby does decent damage once he acquires Caninous Spiritus midgame.