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File: ade08061abaa4b4⋯.png (6.51 MB, 1242x2208, 9:16, 65CE1DC5-7BBF-493C-9854-2D….png)

e98009 No.13831722

Good.

https://archive.fo/A6Gb2

>didn’t even beat COD in charts

>Battlefront 1 barely make their expectations

>only 30% max of EA sales are digital

>people who bought digitally are likely more aware of the issues.

87802c No.13831731

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

EA gettin the kick.


f224c4 No.13831737

File: 8929e3134b10ae1⋯.gif (607.33 KB, 330x438, 55:73, hero-academia-dance.gif)

Sometimes good things happen.


ba1822 No.13831803

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Disney meeting with EA caught on tape.


7376e6 No.13831877

File: edd3b71c88e49fc⋯.jpg (89.92 KB, 620x670, 62:67, tyrone.jpg)

I wonder what those kikes are going to try to do to undo all the damage.

we did it reddit


e05a1f No.13831906

>>13831877

I feel sorry for whatever underage fuckslaves were in their room when they got the news.


b1bb71 No.13831963

Has anyone ever pissed away a license to print money more thoroughly than EA with the Star Wars deal?


67307b No.13831965

I can't wait for EA to keep making games like nothing happened.


5ff14c No.13831970

>>13831722

Good news to hear but OP, that screencap, is this secretly a Shilling Floor thread?


9dbbdd No.13831974

>>13831965

Yeah, but those games won't be Star Wars.


4a6b35 No.13831975

File: 5b9c4c9c80d7914⋯.jpg (109.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Handa-kun -….jpg)

>>13831877

I bet Disney will try and push an anti-gambling message in future Star Wars media to offset the PR damage caused by EA's stunt.


1c92cf No.13831977

>>13831963

Disney when they bought SW.


4da185 No.13831986

>>13831722

Meh.

I still wait for information about World wide sales of that bomb.


4a6b35 No.13831987

Why doesn't Disney make their own LucasArts studios to produce Star Wars games so they can exert more control over a studio they created? They should have the resources to found such a studio, and I believe there already used to be some game development studio called Disney Interactive.


5ff14c No.13831994

>>13831987

>Disney Interactive Studios

Disney came late to the Market, Warner Bros was smart enough to actually retain veteran devs to make their stupid shit licensed games. Disney on the other hand does not have shred of originality nor does their market demographic who watches their shit movies care to buy the games, Warren Spector who was a cuck, might have had the potential to actually jump start their vidya division, but no, they are retarded, they saw the money they were bleeding and just cut the studio loose and letting those idiots who bought Disney Infinity and spent thousands of dollars of worthless digital shit a "Thank You" letter.


67307b No.13831995

File: bcb297a1c9003c7⋯.png (246.6 KB, 377x762, 377:762, OH SHIT.png)

>>13831974

Now someone else can make shitty Star Wars cashgrabs too?


87802c No.13831996

Remember when Disney had Capcom make their games? You think there's a chance they'll ever do anything that smart again? Though I don't know if there are any modern studios you could call on to output such consistent high quality.


5ff14c No.13831999

>>13831996

Anon, we just had dozens of Marvel vs Capcom Infinity threads.


e05a1f No.13832001

>>13831987

They already tried that and nothing they ever made turned a profit on it. Also, contracting other businesses causes much of the tax work, at least in terms of production, to be dumped on their end of the deal while you get a sweet overhead writeoff .


87802c No.13832005

>>13831999

I mean the good ones, when Capcom was a better company. Duck Tales and Aladdin and shit.


cda06a No.13832011

File: a78eb390a826bcf⋯.png (216.39 KB, 639x798, 213:266, cum lots.PNG)

>>13831722

When EA is down i feel like i am losing my virginity.


67307b No.13832017

File: 111178a896bc36d⋯.png (79.49 KB, 250x238, 125:119, hyuck hyuck, asshole.png)

>>13832011

Jesus christ, dude.


5ff14c No.13832019

>>13832005

They'll have to ask WayForward, they did the 2013 remaster of Ducktales and they do work for chump change, but that's just it, they can't break into the market, and Epic Mickey that rat shit game from the Wii had potential, but nah, they squandered it.


76d3e7 No.13832022

I hate to do this, but meanwhile, EA have gotten -675K points in just a day.

reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/

Post last edited at

85b410 No.13832023

File: 03f87c4f7d7003e⋯.jpg (54.66 KB, 503x518, 503:518, 03f87c4f7d7003e70c8034375e….jpg)

YEAR IF THE FLOPS

They just keep stacking!


67307b No.13832025

>>13832022

>I hate to do this

Then why did you do it anyway?


85b410 No.13832026

>if

of


7376e6 No.13832028

>>13832022

dubs confirm, we did it reddit!


e05a1f No.13832031

>>13832005

It wouldn't surprise me if Capcom considers those as old shames from an era where they were forced to be license whores. The Marvel teamup was different originally in that Capcom was the strong arm in the deal as Marvel was on the verge of bankruptcy. Funny how that can flip in less than a decade.


76d3e7 No.13832034

>>13832025

>-675K points


67307b No.13832036

File: 21526f9af80d0ff⋯.png (85.56 KB, 321x394, 321:394, for fuck's sake.png)

>>13832034

>Reddit


c818ab No.13832038

>>13832011

Source?


87802c No.13832039

>>13832019

I like Wayforward plenty, but they aren't classic Capcom tier. I guess they could have Platinum make a game or two, but I wouldn't want them becoming THE Disney guys, since they make such a limited range of games. I guess there isn't really a studio these days who can try their hand at anything and consistently knock it out of the park.


f94436 No.13832040

File: c6fd74f6cf12432⋯.jpg (95.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, c6fd74f6cf12432c7080d7b4f1….jpg)

>>13831722

Top Smug.


e05a1f No.13832043

>>13832022

Is this any different than downvotes? I hope this isn't a situation like on somethingawful where dipshits would spend 20bucks just to change someone else's avatar out of spite.


19056d No.13832060

>>13832038

Egg or Chicken


6aba0b No.13832062

>>13832043

It's literally downvotes. The thing is, the previous record for the most downvotes comment on all of reddit was something like, 20k. The amount of downvotes it got however blow that previous record out of the fucking water.


e05a1f No.13832079

>>13832062

Calling it points makes me thinks there's different values of downvotes which implies some sort of money fuckery.


5ff14c No.13832081

File: b68ebb81812c6fd⋯.png (837.57 KB, 935x586, 935:586, Disney is EAvil.PNG)

>>13832039

They are jumping ship from video games, likely they'll be careful with giving studios their IP licenses. http://nichegamer.com/2017/11/19/disney-shuts-marvel-heroes-mmorpg/


ff21d2 No.13832083

File: 02165b35c085499⋯.png (199.45 KB, 616x480, 77:60, 02165b35c08549912d51c62901….png)

>>13831722

>Not cropping the mobile shit like a lazy retard

Literal fucking nigger, it takes 2 seconds to crop that garbage out


c818ab No.13832154

>>13832060

seriously what is the source of the hentai manga anon, no results in the reverse image


31b821 No.13832173

>>13831977

The difference there is that Disney can go any number of directions outside of the movies to redirect fan attention and goodwill - TV shows, video games, comics, cartoons, etc. - (and wouldn't have a hard time doing it because many people in the pop culture industry were raised on SW and have dreamt of working on it since they were kids) but literally all EA had to do was make profitable Star Wars video games. If Disney gets a less edgy GoT-tier (i.e. hackneyed shit with great production values) TV show rolling and maybe resurrects a couple of canceled games and produces a new cartoon then Star Wars """fans""" will start sucking their dick because all they want is to be drip-fed a tolerable incarnation of their particular pop-culture fixation.


cf5cbc No.13832350

>>13831996

You are aware of MvCI being a train wreck, and Capcom has been going to the dogs since 2000, right?


87802c No.13832371

>>13832350

I was clearly referring to Capcom then, not Capcom now.


3bdd7b No.13832408

>>13832022

>directly linking reddit

How about you go back there?


af8815 No.13832436

File: b7dfaca87d8e50d⋯.jpeg (166.77 KB, 869x1232, 79:112, 8128E876-BEE7-4307-BD1B-6….jpeg)

>>13832011

>When EA is down i feel like i am losing my virginity.

How the hell would you know how that feel in the first place?


eaba61 No.13832438

File: 3924968b0521fa1⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 3924968b0521fa15e26265f466….gif)

File: 76b03a631a91977⋯.gif (20.5 KB, 500x500, 1:1, c87a80b33ef39e0810b8d561b6….gif)

File: a4277bf277f57dc⋯.gif (1.62 MB, 416x414, 208:207, a4277bf277f57dc7aa6050d31b….gif)

File: 41c3c93f76967df⋯.gif (8.36 KB, 173x188, 173:188, 3340577d3d63e17e3c3f0ed94a….gif)

File: d5789ed6db36f19⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 274x231, 274:231, 1471195745767.gif)

LET US DANCE UPON EA'S SHIT-COVERED GRAVE


1c92cf No.13832485

>>13832173

>to redirect fan attention and goodwill

They shat on the EU and everything they've made since, from books to TV shows and comics has been equally fucking bad. Once the movies drop SW is pretty much on life support, and permanently dead after the next Disney trilogy.


523627 No.13832503

File: 3cc708448d8085d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.66 MB, 1076x1105, 1076:1105, 3cc708448d8085dea5944631c1….png)

i hope that they make another flop, that would be the final blow to EA and its investors


f5de67 No.13832507

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN!

THEY HAPPEN ALOT!

EVERYTHING IS CHANGING!


27ec93 No.13832512

>>13832485

We can only hope Disney runs the IP into the ground sooner rather than later. My friend who used to love the EU books hates them now, all my friends hate the movies, and with EA's current move none of them are getting the game.

Best case scenario would be Disney realizing they can't handle the IP and selling it back to Lucas like they did with Saban and Power Rangers.


d86957 No.13832522

File: 3e0e816389f64d9⋯.png (509.73 KB, 770x789, 770:789, 8chtrumpcard.png)

>>13832022

sorry dubsman but you have to go back


49c480 No.13832542

>>13832154

Egg or Chicken


eb9ee5 No.13832549

>>13832154

Use Saucenao next time you fucking newfag.


7b5786 No.13832558

Disney are hoping for Shekelfront II to be banned due to breaking the law since it will not only get them out of their shit contract with EA but also allow them to sue EA for damages to their IP name. It will literally be a case of a Jew getting Jewed by the bigger Jew.


0b1ae9 No.13832627

File: 944631d7aa99eca⋯.jpg (46.04 KB, 335x423, 335:423, 1423355456595.jpg)

>>13832011

>the rest got translated

Thank god you posted friend


712027 No.13832643

>>13832083

>literally 60% of the view is ad.

How do people live like this?


0a4cda No.13832818

>>13832549

>Use Saucenao

Maybe you should actually test your own advices before you talk shit. So you know, you'd notice saucenao cant find shit with that pic.


e98009 No.13832834

>>13832083

I know I'm sorry but I was on my way to lecture when i read to the news


23eee7 No.13832845

>>13832011

It's gay hentai, isn't it?

>>13832549

Saucenao is garbage.

>>13831722

I'm fucking shocked people decided not to give EA their money for once. I guess it took 4000 hours of unlockables to knock some sense into people.


0e5531 No.13832874

File: 40eb86bf6699407⋯.png (2.42 KB, 327x24, 109:8, We did it reddit!!! ;DDD.png)

File: a50e6ae7fd54958⋯.jpg (8.35 KB, 259x194, 259:194, rub rub.jpg)

>>13832022

>87 gold

gee, we sure showed them amirite reddit!! :DDD


2baa77 No.13832884

File: 91a3f4c8e1e2eeb⋯.jpg (87.66 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Culture.jpg)

>>13832011

>vanilla


7e8166 No.13832892

>>13832884

>vanilla

Is fucking MILF and her daughter a vanilla?


36ebd2 No.13832893

>>13832874

Doesn't that mean people are spending money to support that post?


23eee7 No.13832896

>>13832874

People ironically gifted EA some Super Upvoats™.

87 of those is a couple hundred dollars, by the way.


0e6a1e No.13832900

File: 16a2c3d0294b72f⋯.png (390.13 KB, 719x719, 1:1, 0c5cfd37fbc8d1e823cd9e2309….png)

>>13832874

>>13832893

After asking friends that use reddit, giving gold to a post makes it shoot up to the top of the comment history. The money doesn't go to the account.

This was done so that more people could see and downvote the post.


511c01 No.13832905

>>13832874

Probably some EA dickriders buying reddit gold to spite those "mean EA haters".


4fb27c No.13832933

File: 2cf5ee6c4495021⋯.webm (1.25 MB, 654x568, 327:284, warmups.webm)

>>13832438

>3rd gif

its better with sound 4cuck.


9dbbdd No.13832955

>>13832893

No, it means that people are paying for the user to gain access to an exclusive subreddit for 87 months, or a little over 7 years. It's like Something Awful, except it's a subscription service. Literally nothing goes on in the subreddit either. It's just people jacking off to their premium account.


3b8860 No.13832957

File: 21ae3e3b0215a7f⋯.png (357.53 KB, 992x558, 16:9, just.png)

>>13832485

This. In terms of creativity, the franchise is dead since Disney bought LucasFilms. Everything is written by and for focus groups.


36ebd2 No.13832973

>>13832955

I thought that was something people did to 'reward' posts they liked.


6aba0b No.13832988

>>13832973

That's the actual reason. It gives money to support the reddit servers and gives a "super" upvote. No one gives a shit about the "premium" subreddits


9dbbdd No.13832990

>>13832973

It is. The reward is that they get a little medallion png next to their post and a month of Reddit Gold and a month access to a luxury circlejerk subreddit.


38ee05 No.13833010

>>13831722

Weird how all these EA threads incidentally contain ads for other games. Must be pure coincidence.


2baa77 No.13833011


21b373 No.13833132

File: 8ef688abf3830fc⋯.jpg (98.51 KB, 659x659, 1:1, Pottery.jpg)

>>13832512

>>Best case scenario would be Disney realizing they can't handle the IP

>tfw George Lucas goes on camera and simply says, "missed me yet?"

>he makes all the EU before the Disney buyout cannon again, and all the stuff that Disney created as fan fiction

>he then announces a new prequel trilogy

>RLM goes on suicide watch


08ee54 No.13833201


38ee05 No.13833231

File: 07853f61ebdd43d⋯.jpg (57.02 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, sw1.jpg)

File: b70731b274ffd22⋯.jpg (151.51 KB, 1150x750, 23:15, sw2.jpg)

File: f8ddc050eccf8e3⋯.jpg (261.4 KB, 2000x1252, 500:313, sw3.jpg)

>>13833178

>>13833132

>missed me yet?

It's been 40 years since a watchable Star Wars movie was made. If people don't miss him yet (they don't) they're not going to start now.


511c01 No.13833234

>>13833201

Red Letter Media. Movie review youtubers who made a video series critiquing the prequel trilogy, but conveniently liked the shitty new Star Wars movies.


e1f686 No.13833253

>>13833234

Man you know they must've been paid big bucks not to tear the new movie apart. It was shit on every level and they ignored all the flaws completely.


3b8860 No.13833256

>>13833132

TBH if Disney ask him to come back I hope he says "nope, lol".


21b373 No.13833258

File: 954cd6c2484e47a⋯.webm (9.85 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Colin Trevor fired from E….webm)

>>13833231

Considering how bad Disney is managing and creating these new Star Wars movies, it makes Lucas look great in comparison.


3bdd7b No.13833268

>>13833234

I thought they mocked all of them, especially Han Solo's Solo feature film?


7b5786 No.13833274

>>13833132

You forget the part where he gets Nolan to direct it.


3b8860 No.13833279

>>13833258

>webm

I hope that anon made another video about Ron Howard reshooting more than 80% of the Han Solo movie. what's his jewtube channel?

>>13833268

They said nothing about TFA. Half of the TFA Plinkett review was about mocking the prequels and its fans.

/ourgoy/ E;R did a better job.


0a4cda No.13833298

>>13833283

>Clone Wars actually redeemed him a bit.

My memory is usually pretty damn shit but I dont even recall him being in either the movie or the animated series.

Also pretty good taste my snek friend.


511c01 No.13833302

>>13833268

No, they defended TFA despite that movie making the same mistakes as the prequel trilogy and even said Rey was a well written, "charismatic" character.I wish I had the webm of them saying that


21b373 No.13833303

File: 94d3df953c7413f⋯.png (137.17 KB, 1873x813, 1873:813, pic1.png)

File: e8b48750d5e4841⋯.png (161.74 KB, 1865x817, 1865:817, pic2.png)

>>13833274

At that point /tv/ would implode in a kino-esque explosion.

>>13833279

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzaI1i2lq9o27D3L97T_P-A/videos?disable_polymer=1

I presume this is his jewtube channel, it has only one vid at 334 views, I bet a lot more people watched the hooktube video or the webm.


38ee05 No.13833322

>>13833283

>I'd honestly take more Jar Jar

Then you should absolutely kill yourself. Star Wars fans have to be in the running for dumbest fan base at this point.

>>13833302

>making the same mistakes as the prequel trilogy

Definitely the most retarded fans.


153c09 No.13833324

>>13832900

<After asking friends that use reddit

<friends

>posts le daffy duck

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK


e24662 No.13833367

You know what would make for an amazing star wars game concept? Trading. Instead of being another fucking jedi, you're a random schmuck in the galaxy who went into debt to buy a shitty old freighter. Now you have to run cargo to places so you can pay off your debt and upgrade your ship.


21b373 No.13833373

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13833367

Something something Star Wars 1313


1c92cf No.13833395

>>13833367

How about we make a TIE Figther sequel, or an X-COM clone where you play as the Empire? When will people realize that the Rebels are gay and the Empire is the only cool thing about Star Wars?

>>13833373

Why people were excited for another Uncharted clone is beyond me.


665cbc No.13833396

Its amazing how fast disney killed the literal golden goose that was Star Wars as a multi-media franchise.

>Fucked up toy sales by promoting awful characters or horrible products(Rey, and the giant action figures).

>Books are shit too.

>Gave game rights to EA who have done nothing but cancel promising games or fuck up royally due to pure greed.


e38ddc No.13833410

>>13833396

Literally fucked up in every way imaginable.


0e6a1e No.13833418

File: 6a6372f89650245⋯.jpg (24.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, GsvpJS2.jpg)

>>13833324

Sorry I must've missed the /v/ meeting where we decided Daffy Duck was reddit, silly me


1c92cf No.13833429

>>13833410

I honestly can't wait to see what trainwreck they turned Episode VIII and IX into. TFA was already a disaster, so bad I couldn't believe Disney shat something like it out after forking over four billions for the IP.


e24662 No.13833437

>>13833388

X-Wing Alliance was great, easily one of the best

>>13833396

>we've acquired a franchise that literally prints money as long as we create an average product

<reduce quality and demand more money


7c1805 No.13833445

File: a82bc9d61c00998⋯.jpg (44.39 KB, 720x300, 12:5, the.kidnapping.of.michel.h….jpg)

>>13833396

>Its amazing how fast disney killed the literal golden goose

You guys say that, but didn't the movies still turn a great profit? I'm very skeptical of /v/ declaring things dead.


c2a827 No.13833448

>>13832081

They're shutting down Marvel Heroes for different reasons though.

Gazillion's CEO received several sexual misconduct allegations.

http://archive.is/v8fsH


c15445 No.13833456

>>13832019

Epic mickey failed because ea execs and producers sabatoged it to spite the devs, we had an anon appear late 2014 who worked on it chat about it.


665cbc No.13833457

>>13833395

>Star Wars X-COM clone.

I want this now. If done correctly it would easily be one of the best licensed games ever.


21b373 No.13833467

>>13833445

VII and RO did turn a great profit, but the Han Solo movie might be the first blunder in Star Wars movie history, because it doesn't have Harrison Ford, who IS Han Solo for a lot of people, and not that actor who had to take acting classes during filming, and the fact that they had to redo the entire movie from scratch, so the budget is also inflated.


ce19fb No.13833480

>>13831722

Hardly surprised, the first one is an utter pile of shit that's inferior to the first two games in every goddamn way. You can fool people once into eating a plate of shit but if you wait a week and try to hand them the same plate again guess what? They're not gonna eat it, I just wonder how much the "game" is going to flop total. If sales are already suffering in one country then they're probably gonna universally suffer in other countries

inb4 they don't even make back production costs and decide to axe the series entirely


665cbc No.13833481

>>13833445

I'm mainly talking about the side stuff that made a shitload of money before the buyout. The Toys along made assloads of cash and now they sit in stores around the country for years untouched.

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4hNAji3lIGE" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen></iframe>


3aeabe No.13833492

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


67e888 No.13833512

>>13832503

They still have fifer and whatever that hockey faggotry is called now, as long as they have those licenses they'll still be making bank every year. BF2 selling poorly is just a small blip for them


7c1805 No.13833518

>>13833467

Let's wait and see I guess.

>>13833481

Yeah, I heard about that. Isn't one of the reasons for that the new designs of ships, aliens and characters are a tad generic. Maybe it's nostalgia, but the classic designs seem more iconic.


93049c No.13833559

>>13831722

>Physical sales

What about digital?


e83ab8 No.13833560

>>13833518

Most of the new aliens have prominent neotenic features; that is, they look like babies. Big round eyes, big round heads, etc. They're cute, and every other fucking IP has to have cute things in it to appeal to children. Most of the aliens in the original trilogy were designed to be strange and weird and not cute, with the notable exception of the Ewoks, which are supposed to be cute but when I was a kid I found them strange and weird and not cute.


3df8ef No.13833561

>>13833512

Sport license games are the only thing keeping EA afloat. Specially FIFA and Madden games since both spanish speakers and american sports fans buy every yearly release.

Also you can buy temporary stat boosts off the ingame marketplace for ONE MATCH. Like one point stat boost for speed for a dollar or something.


e05a1f No.13833604

>>13833367

Literally all they would have to do is copy Wing Commander Privateer.


64a0fe No.13833618

>>13833570

I thought they were a shitty attempt to create cutesy meme reactions to draw in the retarded baby Groot fan base


1c92cf No.13833625

>>13833604

Considering both "attempts" to recreate the glory days of space sims ended becoming a trucking simulator in space and a ponzi scheme I don't believe the Western developers are actually capable of making good games anymore.


49fe49 No.13833626

>>13833570

am I the only one who wants to kill these things?


1c92cf No.13833634

>>13833618

They look like an even worse version of the Ewoks. At least Ewoks were savage cannibals.

>>13833626

They do look like baby seals.


e05a1f No.13833636

>>13833618

It's a refurbished Club Penguin doll with some plastic eyes.


e38ddc No.13833689

File: 62cf0dc4957d267⋯.jpg (84.39 KB, 640x800, 4:5, afa2d693a666105da898cbe8e3….jpg)

>>13833626

I have the same reaction with tiny dogs like chihuahas and the little shaky dogs with the bulbous eyes and tiny heads. Not kill but bully aggressively until it pees itself in fear. I dunno why tho, I actually love regular dogs.


3b8860 No.13833691

File: 715a59a06a3edde⋯.png (535.97 KB, 691x720, 691:720, bye bye porgs.png)

>>13833395

>Why people were excited for another Uncharted clone is beyond me.

Uncharted (before the rise of Druckmann) was a fun series of adventure games.

>>13833570

>>13833618

It's an attempt at getting the Minion audience. That thing is a Minion+Puss In Boot's "sad" look. It screams "I'm the result of 100 sessions of focus group tests about cute animal for Funko Pop retard".

The problem is that the final design doesn't look like it belongs in the Star Wars universe (I know about the ewoks but come on, it's way worse than the ewoks).

>>13833303

Thanks


e05a1f No.13833700

>>13833691

There's also the fact that minions are incredibly adaptable and can almost fit into just about anything, resulting in infinite fanart possibilities while porgs looks out of place everywhere other than some stupid Discovery Channel special.


4e0688 No.13833776

File: 8e5af55a0716c10⋯.jpg (158.5 KB, 600x465, 40:31, question madoka.jpg)

>>13832011

That's a trap isn't it.


ea7f26 No.13833849

>Disney shat something like it out after forking over four billions for the IP

4 billion? Shit. Didn't TFA only make like half a billion for Disney? They'll probably make a decent amount in merchandising (though its not selling great) but that's still a shit ton of movies they need to pump out to make it all back.

Wonder if Disney was the one telling EA to squeeze as much money out as possible. They're gonna kill the brand before they break even.


0e5531 No.13833854

File: 4231d07dc42b4b6⋯.jpg (74.86 KB, 1063x532, 1063:532, george-lucas-apologizes-fo….jpg)

>>13833396

>Its amazing how fast disney killed the literal golden goose that was Star Wars as a multi-media franchise.

d-do you think he planned it?


0b1188 No.13833857

>>13833456

>>13832019

>Epic mickey failed because ea execs and producers sabatoged it to spite the devs, we had an anon appear late 2014 who worked on it chat about it.

Anymore details about that?

I remember hearing one of the major problems with EM was the fact Disney wanted the game out by Christmas, and the team had to rush to get it done which seems to have resulted in the game's annoying camera issues. The Japanese release (assisted by Nintendo) and delayed till the next year apparently fixes that issue.


e1f686 No.13833863

>>13833849

TFA made a bit over 2 billion in theatres. No telling what they've done in disc sales and merchandising since then.


68f9e1 No.13833874

File: 36bfe13cd4a5019⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 1621x936, 1621:936, quark laugh.webm)

File: 36bfe13cd4a5019⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 1621x936, 1621:936, quark laugh.webm)

File: 36bfe13cd4a5019⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 1621x936, 1621:936, quark laugh.webm)

File: 36bfe13cd4a5019⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 1621x936, 1621:936, quark laugh.webm)

File: 36bfe13cd4a5019⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 1621x936, 1621:936, quark laugh.webm)

>>13831722

GET FUCKED EA


0ad5f2 No.13833886

>>13833849

>4 billion

Unless I'm grossly overestimating Disney here no pun intended, $4 billion is chump change to them.

>Didn't TFA only make like half a billion for Disney?

Bullshit, the film alone did $2 billion, and if combining that with merchandising didn't make up the cost of buying the IP then the next film, barring a complete and total flop from probably word of mouth spoiling that Luke dies or falls to the dark side or some shit in this film, will.


64a0fe No.13833926

>>13833700 (checked)

>Implying Disney won't try to use them as mascot characters anyway and give them their own miniseries for them minion bux


ea7f26 No.13833933

>>13833863

But that's world wide. Disney only gets half of that in US and even less everywhere else. On top of that there's the marketing and production costs.

>>13833886

Disney's net income is around $9 billion a year. If they lose it won't kill them but it's hardly chump change. Star Wars going to shit would send their stock price into free fall since all investors expect them to print money for decades. That would hurt way more than the actual $4 billion.


1c92cf No.13833940

>>13833863

>>13833886

The movie didn't make 2 billion for Disney. Estimates are that they pocketed around $600 million after everyone else in the chain took their cut, and they made another $300 from Rogue One. They are still nowhere close to making up the four billion spent buying the license. Also, the new merchandise is not selling, and Disney made a shitload of it, so they likely lost a lot of money there as well.


21b373 No.13833977

File: 2aac686524d66dc⋯.jpg (306.46 KB, 900x1076, 225:269, Chewie after his best frie….jpg)

File: 54837e8b494a073⋯.jpg (133.39 KB, 777x1200, 259:400, JUST.jpg)

>>13833926

>their own miniseries for them minion bux

About that…

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chewie_and_the_Porgs


64a0fe No.13833994

File: 50ceb5930eae62f⋯.png (143.87 KB, 500x489, 500:489, 50ceb5930eae62f3bf46419e61….png)

File: fb36437e3b9dd9a⋯.png (59.71 KB, 746x332, 373:166, pink guy.png)


ff21d2 No.13834057

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13833977

Perfumes and Ladybags exist of this goddamn cashcow, nothing fazes me anymore.

This shit was happening way before the Mouse


87802c No.13834063

>>13833560

Even the Ewoks had an unsettling quality. And they eat people.


1c92cf No.13834082

>>13834063

But the Empire are bad guys for trying to exterminate them.


87802c No.13834089

>>13833689

I always just want to put those things out of their misery. I feel bad for them. Their entire existence is a joke. Being selectively bred to the point of being a complete perversion of the original animal, all for the sake of novelty.


727784 No.13834204

>>13831722

>inb4 the gamergoys pretend they're responsible

We did it KIA! Upvote


70c9d9 No.13834218

File: 69b4460da58f079⋯.jpg (122.17 KB, 484x306, 242:153, Retard 2002.jpg)

Speaking of which.


727784 No.13834226

>>13833626

>>13833634

>>13833657

The problem with porgs is that they look 'too' cute, like something baiting you before it transforms and bites your head off.


727784 No.13834238

>>13834218

>(((Analyst)))

Never believe arguments by authority


e05a1f No.13834242

>>13834166

The last thing Disney deserves is to be rid of the anchor they've made for themselves.


4cae4b No.13834282

File: 6725497dc27a478⋯.jpg (148.63 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 57130.jpg)

>>13834218

>Everyone's pissed at you for nickel and dimeing them

>Say that everyone isn't justified in their anger and that they should be charging you more

Boy I am amazed that (((analysts))) don't get lynched more often.


3b8860 No.13834315

File: 4c2d078c000c6de⋯.png (79.88 KB, 300x456, 25:38, star-wars-merchant.png)

>>13834218

>take a step back goy, look at the data


87802c No.13834318

>>13834218

Justify it all you like. I'm not buying your microtransactions. I'm not buying your game if microtransactions are too damaging to my experience. And I'm probably not going to buy your game at full price anyway. Calling me entitled is getting you my money any faster,


64a0fe No.13834337

File: a29bc52329dac79⋯.gif (60.5 KB, 434x434, 1:1, this cannot continue.gif)

>>13834218

>"oy vey the goyim aren't buying you should charge them more for being entitled"


c35910 No.13834423

>>13834218

This is by the same people who said that Discord was an alt-right company because gamers use it.


bf68e7 No.13834459

>>13832643

Niggers who buy smartphones and think they're great without having any concept of what an anal ravaging they're getting.


bf68e7 No.13834484

>>13833283

The Yuuzhan Vong could have made SW great again, made it mature into something genuinely stark and more adult while giving a new perspective on the Empire and how they din du nuffink wrang.

Fuck even a clone Emperor and Thrawn would have been better than TFA.


a55ede No.13834488

>>13834218

I'm a bit surprised at Reddit's backlash over the whole thing; they're usually pretty willing to defend game companies they like (which is usually all of them except these nasty Nazi companies that make games with binary genders, men with actual Adam's Apples, light-skinned humans and xenos that don't apologize for being light-skinned, etc.). How many times have you debated Redditors online and IRL over stuff like microtransactions only for them to tip their fedoras and say, "But from the company's perspective, it's a good move…"?

In general, I've found that nobody is quite as anti-consumerist as consumers themselves.


e05a1f No.13834490


e80cca No.13834495

>>13833373

Obvious vertical slice.


bf68e7 No.13834496

>>13833492

If the question even has to be asked the answer is yes.


bf68e7 No.13834505

>>13833570

Whoever came up with this shit need skinning.


87802c No.13834514

>>13834488

I guess they pushed a little too far and triggered the commie side of the average Redditor.


bf68e7 No.13834519

>>13834490

I meant 'niggers' in the royal sense where the average normalfag is a nig.


650bf8 No.13834525

File: 06632297987bf33⋯.jpg (24.51 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Nigga I don't understand.jpg)

>>13832933

>complaining about soundless gifs


e05a1f No.13834540

>>13834488

If you imagine every conversation on reddit as a war between corporate bots it all makes a bit more sense.


bf68e7 No.13834577

>>13834527

also after seeing what's happened to Chewie >>13833977 he's much better off dead.


612e2a No.13834600

File: cb4aaaa2dbd3b44⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.47 KB, 960x943, 960:943, 97918f26c22c8ab5822ead9979….jpg)

nobody cares about what happens in the U.K. as they are irrelevant on the world stage despite their efforts


108f0e No.13834675

>>13834166

Why? Star Wars had its run. The first trilogy will remain a classic forever. Let it die and make space for new IP's.

>>13834242

Agreed lol.

>>13834488

Imageboards are at the vanguard of internet public opinion, but the rest of the world catches up eventually. You can see this mirrored in the stolen memes being reused in reddit long after they've become old in chans.


24125a No.13834683

File: 7740935503f4d41⋯.png (268.24 KB, 705x583, 705:583, Analysts.png)


2baa77 No.13834711

>>13834683

>no archive link

fake news


0ad5f2 No.13834729


7d79e7 No.13834763

File: fc569dbe451165f⋯.jpg (92.79 KB, 500x484, 125:121, 1458062767302.jpg)

>>13833689

>pic

>you'll never be bullied like this by a qtpatootie

why don't I just lay down and die already


2baa77 No.13834852

>>13834729

ok, now add it on the picture, nerd


6d742b No.13835213

File: ac9666e9059c0a2⋯.jpg (15.55 KB, 350x262, 175:131, trash.jpg)

>>13833283

>>13833231

Man, if EA weren't a bunch of incompetent fucks, they could have made a decent Battlefront II with Jar-Jar as one of the heroes - and then make him hard to unlock, but comically overpowered. Make him a joke character to troll the scrubs with.


4c9569 No.13835223

>>13835213

>overpowered

>joke character to 'troll scrubs'

go back


2baa77 No.13835231

>>13834166

got the full pic, anon?


1a3e00 No.13835286

File: 0c0bdbca8dd7790⋯.gif (492.17 KB, 460x345, 4:3, 1332649235068.gif)

>>13835256


2baa77 No.13835380

File: b1047e044b5d014⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.14 MB, 842x968, 421:484, harder.png)

>>13835256

not anymore

what about this ones >>13833283 ?


757d27 No.13835405

File: 486f93f03167c56⋯.jpg (62.11 KB, 256x375, 256:375, 1362688017677.jpg)

>>13835386

>nigger


106916 No.13835479

>>13832905

EA has dickriders?


27ec93 No.13835482

>>13835380

Thank goodness somebody fixed this.

>>13835386

>Making pure snake a degenerate coal dyke

No thank you


670916 No.13835484

>>13835467

I'd rather fuck the snake. She wont steal my wallet while I sleep.


e7cbc6 No.13835487

>>13835467

At least you know a snake won't Bix Nood on you.


83cad8 No.13835520

>>13835482

It's a bra fitting, you dipshit.


23d916 No.13835526

>>13835467

At least snakes don't destroy their habitat when one gets killed.


670916 No.13835531

File: 1d8c15e573a2b36⋯.jpg (70.52 KB, 750x553, 750:553, 7ohOuoRuSb_tmBf8FAjibSM3ui….jpg)

>>13833977

They kill off Han Solo and replace him with budgies with down's syndrome. Fuck this reality.


2baa77 No.13835532

>>13835482

>Making pure snake a degenerate coal dyke

anon, are you alright?

>>13835467

where do you think you are?


852f46 No.13835545

>>13834166

>jews

>losing the rights to something they purchased outright

>ever happening without their extermination

Do you just know nothing about how copyright law works or are you really that stupid?


27ec93 No.13835549

>>13835532

>are you alright?

no


670916 No.13835556

>>13835532

8chan is slowly bit by bit being taken over by Fur Affinity scalies. We need the Dovahkiin to save us.


852f46 No.13835558

>>13834484

>jews

>creating a film where the Nazi allegory is proven right

>ever

Anon.


6d742b No.13835565

>>13835556

>We need the Dovahkiin to save us.

He's too busy shilling $60 VR mods for Todd.


09736b No.13835569

>>13835556

Fuck off Todd.


135e62 No.13835573

>>13835511

Zygerrian


670916 No.13835581

File: daf6d69d92d2876⋯.png (100.04 KB, 500x209, 500:209, tumblr_oryd6ieRME1tr697lo1….png)

>>13835569

Only after you buy my game another 12 times.


670916 No.13835593

File: 17e1f55a7df4483⋯.jpg (22.06 KB, 682x515, 682:515, 17e.jpg)

>>13835584


670916 No.13835611

File: 245318968746c6a⋯.jpg (180.88 KB, 520x763, 520:763, 1457979688367.jpg)

>>13835600

God damn that is more funny than it has the right to be.


e7cbc6 No.13835625

>>13835611

That 2D chocolate girl gives me the best hard ons for whatever reason.


2baa77 No.13835642

File: 36fcced9f505472⋯.png (69.86 KB, 409x246, 409:246, innocent.png)

>>13835556

>Fur Affinity scalies

absolutely nothing wrong with that.


f224c4 No.13835658

File: abe0e1fefcda36d⋯.gif (832.15 KB, 252x188, 63:47, pointing-and-laughing.gif)

>>13835584


68e285 No.13835661

>>13835642

Plenty wrong with that.


670916 No.13835663

File: 44715631805f809⋯.png (429.94 KB, 1129x1255, 1129:1255, Ramlethal-img.png)

>>13835625

Its Ramlethal from Guilty Gear.


e7cbc6 No.13835666

>>13835663

I want to fuck that! 2D brown with blond/white hair are my fetish.


512b03 No.13835676

Physical sales have been going down in years because publishers are focusing on digital distribution though.


670916 No.13835680

File: 6ad9ebf701a5495⋯.jpg (174.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>13835666

Guilty Gear also has a version of that fetish for the faggots as well.


e7cbc6 No.13835684

>>13835680

They think of everything.


670916 No.13835692

File: 22ea4fc16f429b6⋯.jpg (577.29 KB, 1158x1300, 579:650, 1503518650981.jpg)

>>13835676

Explain Tekken 7 going beyond Tekken 6. Explain the sales of Mario Odyssey. Don't talk shit.


68dff4 No.13835701

File: 852c7627aeec0e9⋯.gif (691.55 KB, 550x431, 550:431, Josuke Okuyasu dance.gif)

File: 1cb55b757dff333⋯.gif (228.43 KB, 240x320, 3:4, aqua dance.gif)

File: 2e081db29ea74af⋯.gif (4.31 MB, 480x270, 16:9, ai dance.gif)

File: 48fa2e646aa0cfd⋯.gif (1.12 MB, 229x300, 229:300, bird parrot dance.gif)

File: 7e0b40cefaddca6⋯.gif (177.26 KB, 861x898, 861:898, dance.gif)


670916 No.13835707

File: 9a5406207aff262⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 408x408, 1:1, 1506624300038.jpg)

>>13835694

A woman playing quality niche games and not playing Candy Crush? Why do you lie like this?


512b03 No.13835721

>>13835692

I'm not talking shit. Just stating the obvious. Is Tekken and Mario owned by EA? Nintendo is hilariously disconnected with modern times too, preferring physical sales over a robust digital distribution system.

EA has been pushing hard for Origin to be their main distributor and it makes business sense since it has makes less dent in their profit than physical copies. That said, the bad press probably didn't help.


47b83d No.13835733

File: f1e6879cccbef1a⋯.png (12 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Chiss.png)

File: 9654463fe9e2fb7⋯.jpg (168.79 KB, 595x850, 7:10, Sith.jpg)

>>13835511

Chiss if I'm sad and Sith if I'm mad.


6d742b No.13835745

File: b1e460d295fc5a1⋯.jpg (9.24 KB, 299x168, 299:168, index.jpg)

>>13835694

>And the exactly one woman that plays those games.

I have no idea why, but most of the girls who were around when playing Guilty Gear X2Reload end up loving the game, even those who don't usually game or don't really care for anime.

It's pretty odd, but whatever. Bitches like Guilty Gear for some reason.


b567cd No.13835754

>>13831996

>Remember when Disney had Capcom make their games?

and SEGA, but those days are too long ago


670916 No.13835765

File: 555082c1b1d9919⋯.jpg (217.53 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1503515480024.jpg)

>>13835721

You really need to stop listening to AAA devs. Console wise digital is nothing. These companies want to stop physical to put an end to second hand games. If you want to swallow that BS feel free to do so.


ec469d No.13835771

>>13835556

>is slowly bit by bit being taken over

>implying /v/ was ever below 90% furfags


670916 No.13835781

File: e2c31288713b121⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1600x860, 80:43, 1505661113058.png)

File: 0a7f8f564177442⋯.jpg (96.58 KB, 513x768, 171:256, 1jh0NtP5p7W0rWEZjeYhJze_5x….jpg)

File: ed1d5c40457baed⋯.jpg (20.04 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 030.jpg)


135e62 No.13835792

>>13835771

maby some of us want to separate discussions of the superior cloaca. on a separate board than vida.


83cad8 No.13835799

>>13835558

>what is Starship Troopers


68e285 No.13835808

>>13835799

Ruined a good book and universe more like.


6d742b No.13835818

File: 657689f19fa9669⋯.jpg (28.5 KB, 437x241, 437:241, law-and-order-suv.jpg)

>>13835765

I believe it though. Every casual faggot who opens their mouth on the subject can't help to heap praise on the idea that they don't have to get up off their fat lazy asses, grab the cane, and wobble their tubby asses over to the TV to change a disk once in a while.

Oh, they won't go fucking hungry and lose some of that weight because it's an "inconvenience" to waddle out to the kitchen. They won't just sit there and shit themselves (usually) because it's an "inconvenience" to go to the bathroom now and then. But to change a disk when it comes to having the last small shred of consumer protection left? Holy shit, you're asking too much of them.


512b03 No.13835844

>>13835808

t. anon who wants to live forever


83cad8 No.13835872

File: 5a7aaf63e9438b7⋯.gif (697.66 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 7luAm.gif)

>>13835808

The irony is that movie was trying to satirize authoritarian civic nationalism and it backfired hard.


83cad8 No.13835881

>>13835818

Optic drives are the primary point of failure in all systems that use them excluding user neglect and manufacturing defect. They will eventually ALL break, anon, and there is no replacing them.


ab8c5c No.13835894

File: 72b6de35b9cf79c⋯.jpg (87.48 KB, 470x556, 235:278, Steam.jpg)

>>13835818

>Not posting the one relevant image for your post


6d742b No.13835908

>>13835881

I'm not saying that installing to the HDD is an inferior option, it's not, but it's the only option which offers a shred of consumer protection. If you have the means and motivation to throw firmware on your system and install everything to the HDD from disk - or load via USB from a computer - then yeah, go for it.

I'm just saying, don't be such a lazy fat piece of shit that you'd rather bend over and take it up the ass from your corporate overlords than stand up and swap a disk.


83cad8 No.13835922

>>13835908

I liked the middle road option that Microsoft offered on the 360, where you could install the game to HDD and run it from the HDD, the disc only being needed to act as an authentication key.


928494 No.13835943

File: 05cb10e78493b4d⋯.jpg (33.31 KB, 380x488, 95:122, 05cb10e78493b4d32be87b4c35….jpg)

>>13835881

>Optical drives cannot be replaced


30d088 No.13835971

>>13835818

>live in second world slav shithole

>half of the games don't even show up in shops

>the ones that do are 90$ a piece for any triple ayy shit

>also they get something like twenty to fifty copies of a game, so that shit gets jewed up by the normalfag children who squat in the malls

>barely get PC game discs in general

>shipping in discs off of amazon or such costs about as much in shipping as the game itself

I still pirate 90% of the shit I play, but I basically have to buy digital if I do.


85b410 No.13835973

>>13835467

At least the snake won't stab me.


928494 No.13835986

>>13835467

>is fine with the titty snake that is objectively less human in appearance

Yeah, and?


6d742b No.13835994

>>13835922

It's that how both the PS4 and Xbox One currently work? I wasn't talking about Final Fantasy IX on the PSX here… you still need to get up to change the disks to unlock the games that you're forced to install on your hard drive. You also need to get a bigger hard drive, because those pathetic 500GB laptop drives can only hold like 5 games at a time. On PS4, it's not so bad from what I've seen, since the way it installs most games with the beginning of the game first allowing you to play pretty much immediately while it continues to install in the background. I think the Xbox still forces you to wait until it's completely done, then downloads the updates, then installs those, and then lets you play. So if you have less than fiber optic connection speeds, managing your disk space is a fucking nightmare.


85b410 No.13836027

File: 2968d195ed27ae6⋯.jpg (78.76 KB, 926x592, 463:296, no fuck you jo-khajiit.jpg)

>>13836014

>Talks about pure snek

>posts dyke potato faced lizard


64a0fe No.13836125

File: 3103cdf38d7fb79⋯.mp4 (2.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [sfm]-suffer-not-the-furry.mp4)

>this thread


04e44b No.13836139

>>13836125

You think this is bad?

>>13830733


6a36eb No.13836145

File: 03b8cc392b4423d⋯.png (405.42 KB, 772x482, 386:241, star wars nigger.png)

>>13833940

>Also, the new merchandise is not selling

especially the nigger-related merchandise.

lol


1831e9 No.13836158

File: d00aa9da9c43eed⋯.jpg (64.21 KB, 812x298, 406:149, Screenshot (208)_edited.jpg)


757d27 No.13836159

>>13836145

I think he actually sells more figures than Reyce Mixer


97fc0f No.13836258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

68e285 No.13836270

>>13836137

Space cats are the best xeno's.


83a532 No.13836324

File: 69f6df10f2dc148⋯.mp4 (2.75 MB, 640x640, 1:1, muslim hassle.mp4)

>>13831722

>phonefag

>not even bothering to crop the image to remove the gay advertisement below

>>13831994

>drop Deus Ex

>to waste time on mickey mouse games nobody cares about or plays

>so fucking french cucknadians can make Deus Ex games instead

>>13832022

>post edited

For fuck's sake. Mark, you useless fat nigger, just add a wordfilter that does this:

replace : with '':''

Both sides of the : being two ' characters. This makes the : in a URL italic, which makes the URL unclickable. This is what /pol/ and /wooo/ do and you don't have to have hotpockets going around being faggots fucking with peoples' posts because OYYYYYYYYYY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY A HYPERLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

>>13832154

Here: >>>/methods/

>>13833283

>>13834166

>>13834843

>>13835256

>>13835380

>>13835386

>>13835467

>>13835502

>>13835575

>>13835642

Why are there so many fucking furfags on this board? Off yourself. And yes, furfag, your binigger fagoneer decided to start banning "MUH NADZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES" while leaving commie kikes that incite violence alone.

t. deep cover operative


85b410 No.13836338

File: cb72db774d15351⋯.png (29.83 KB, 144x195, 48:65, [confused internally].png)

>>13836324

>t. deep cover operative

Why is everyone suddenly a furfag on /v/?


83a532 No.13836344

>>13836338

>deep cover operative

>actual furfag

Pick one and only one.


ccd9b2 No.13836347

File: e287a8af3ba6b4d⋯.jpg (45.13 KB, 550x234, 275:117, Let_me_tell_you_what_I_alr….jpg)

>>13836338

It's an electronically transmitted disease. It won't be long till we're /vur/ at the rate it's going.


5f86d5 No.13836357

>>13836347

Everyone's just in maximum shitposting overdrive today. I think it'll calm down once those threads 404.


83cad8 No.13836360

>>13836324

Dragoneer hasn't banned any nazis to my knowledge, in fact he knows damn well Nazifurs have been a fucking fetish for decades.

Also, fuck the kike, if you're going to allow pedo weebs to post their fucking non-vidya underage girl rape pics behind spoilers, you open the fucking door.


85b410 No.13836375

File: 013a3427613867b⋯.jpg (126.35 KB, 1465x1200, 293:240, 013a3427613867b28946082c95….jpg)

>>13836344

>goes the furry places

>not a furfag


5cb618 No.13836380

File: d3ea52c461e9d03⋯.png (485.64 KB, 700x998, 350:499, furfags_get_out.png)

>>13836338

one of the furry boards has probably imploded again because of their own shit. They'll leave eventually. Sage for off topic.


67d495 No.13836434

>>13831977

M8, Disney made their money back on merch sales before Force Awakens even came out.

They knew exactly what they were doing by buying Star Wars from that twat Lucas.

>>13833456

>>13833857

Hm, I wonder if that was me? I'm always here and I worked on that shitheap of a game.

The reason Epic Mickey 2 failed is, generally, threefold:

>Disney Interactive's then-boss, John Pleasance, hated consoles and thought mobile games were the best way to profitability he was right

>We had to make the game in about a year and crunched for like 8mo easy

>Our devs were great but we had several cancerous upper/senior/executive managers; most of whom were ex-EA once one got it, he brought others; like a fucking parasite laying eggs


6a36eb No.13836435

File: 8d97168c0d1e697⋯.jpg (115.74 KB, 1024x581, 1024:581, hollywood kikes racemixing….jpg)

>>13836175

>>13836258

I think the Star Wars situation is the same as FemBusters, i mean, instead of making a good movie and giving the fans what they want making tons of money in return, they are pushing the annoying (((diversity))) anti-White propaganda that nobody wants at the cost of losing shekels and even demonizing people for not enjoying and supporting that shit.

But that's (((Disney))) we are talking about, the reason they bought Star Wars was most likely to use the brand to push (((their))) agenda, shekels Always come second to that.


7376e6 No.13836450

>>13833322

Full house confirms the retardation is strong with them


2fd85b No.13836497

File: 07912f00eb2ff2d⋯.jpg (14.6 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 07912f00eb2ff2d0908ca66bbd….jpg)

Is the bubble finally bursting? Five years from now, are we gonna look back on this moment as the start of the second great market crash?


6a36eb No.13836505

>>13836497

I sure hope so


2fa20b No.13836611

File: 6dafe160cbd6eef⋯.jpg (60.35 KB, 788x525, 788:525, great-white-shark-guadalup….jpg)

>>13834226

>"too cute"

You mean it looks like a cold-blooded animal?


5ccd7c No.13836660

>>13836324

>>13836360

I have no idea who that is to be honest. I just saw a post somewhere saying that there was some banning happening.

>>13836338

>>13836357

People asked for the sauce on reaction images, and things got out of hand. Which reminds me, my Anime folder has some good material for that.

>>13836375

Did brian off himself yet?


2fa20b No.13836662

>>13835818

To be fair some games force you to use steam, and there are some old games that are really expensive if you try to find a physical copy.


ab8c5c No.13836758

>>13832892

Might as well be at this point.


9a0edb No.13836831

>>13836434

and yet the only toys that sold were stromtroopers and vehicles (both of which were pretty much classic designs but worse), with loads of Finn and Rey stuck on shelves. Wonder if retailers learn from this and order the bare minimum of those.


bf68e7 No.13837155

>>13836375

How could one not be proud to see this waste of skin neck himself?


960013 No.13837181

Battlefront 2 is a good game, belive it or not but it is actually fun. A lot fun. Just give it a try you damn faggots. Many people worked their ass off to make this game. Just because some retarded publisher goes full marxist on the consumer doesn't mean that the actually game isn't fun at all. Stop being so ass pussy blasted about this.


97a54c No.13837186

>>13837181

>fun

Good buzzword drop, surely there are people stupid enough to use this argument unironically. Have a free (((you))) on the house.


3b8860 No.13837202

>>13836831

>Wonder if retailers learn from this and order the bare minimum of those.

>implying that they would have a choice

It could be the same situation as the comic book stores who receive more shitty Marvel comics than what they ordered so they're stuck with a yuge stock that nobody wants to buy.


960013 No.13837215

>>13837186

unironcally using a pol meme ((())), fuck off with your right wing propaganda faggot. You just can't handle the fact that BF2 is actually good. Take you fucking boogieman and put it up your anus. Retard.


0b1188 No.13837222

>>13831994

>Disney Infinity

The most annoying thing about that was DI was going to Disney's "gaming platform" if you will, for video game tie in's of Disney movie and TV show releases. Instead of releasing a new rushed game based off their latest movie/cartoon, they would release a character/story toy pack of that for DI, like the Lone Ranger playset.

Though as we all know DI was too greedy with figures and too restrictive with Disney franchise crossover content rules in the long run leading it to only live for 3 years.


30d088 No.13837224

>>13837215

m8, to fish, you put bait on the hook, then throw the hook in the water.

You don't throw the fishing rod, the boat and yourself into the water.


60a924 No.13837229

File: 991af45fd637e24⋯.jpg (41.6 KB, 422x509, 422:509, 991af45fd637e24151a80e96fb….jpg)

>>13837224

Must be their first week of being hired.


4cae4b No.13837231

>>13836831

>Wonder if retailers learn from this and order the bare minimum of those.

Heh I bet they wish they could but the big retailers like Target and Walmart don't order whatever they want the stores get sent shipments from a distribution center somewhere so they get whatever comes in the truck. That's why when you go to these stores you will see certain brands of coffee just completely gone while there are tons of others completely stocked for weeks. I remember having to backstock coffee that we would get every delivery because nobody would buy that shit, there were fucking TEN CASES of that shit in the back room while customers would come up to me constantly asking where their brand of coffee was because they had been coming in for weeks and we never had any. There are probably pallets of those shitty toys in the back rooms of those stores because the guy in charge of shipping these things needs to get them out of the warehouse.


ff9686 No.13837241

File: 79e308b911a58fa⋯.jpg (570.36 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, A Wyatt Mann - Ethnic clea….jpg)

>>13836375

>It's not me who is a degenerate furfag, it's the Whole world that isn't (((progressive))) enough.

I hope this piece of shit already killed himself.


960013 No.13837243

>>13837224

>if you disagree with me you are a shill

fuck off, go back to plebbit

people like you are the reason why we can't have nice things

neck yourself


63f37e No.13837248

File: 20339cb3c60b5d9⋯.jpg (269.72 KB, 1279x927, 1279:927, kawaiikike.jpg)

>>13837181

>>13837215

While you're here, do you guys get all the days of Chanukah off, or do you just pick one and stick with it?


85b410 No.13837276

File: ceedb6fbe8bc34d⋯.jpg (12.39 KB, 224x225, 224:225, ceedb6fbe8bc34d9ab337b26ea….jpg)

File: 809927cab1de30d⋯.jpg (207.51 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 1471896333513.jpg)

File: 31773cf08c599df⋯.png (79.66 KB, 500x501, 500:501, 1471584895204.png)

File: ac21cda84707c9f⋯.png (51.74 KB, 363x364, 363:364, 1495104741683.png)

File: dce7c82942bd070⋯.png (8.17 KB, 618x478, 309:239, 1469604432306.png)


69b8ed No.13837469

holy shit

>>13837243

which PR company are you from? EA seems to care less and less that they can't even get good shills anymore. Are you guys from India?


e38ddc No.13837518

File: c3e3c7aa8cd98c7⋯.jpg (42.87 KB, 261x260, 261:260, ad808cda57d16a6f7480487a8a….jpg)

>>13835771

Furfags are also like 95% homosexuals, which explains why there are so many penis holsters around here.


e05a1f No.13837616

>>13837518

>95%

No, it's more like 150%. All of them are gay and half of them are double gay.


240b58 No.13837624

File: d3d9d35089688fd⋯.png (2.28 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Dirty jewish liart.png)

>>13837215

>>13837181

Oy vey buy my game


f16fb7 No.13837921

Does anyone have that modified image of the cover of the game that says shekels front two?


add9ee No.13837939

>>13837518

It's closer to 50%, but as fags do they tend to be the loudest and most obnoxious.


172b14 No.13837943

File: 44688a4f2e5a05b⋯.jpg (65.92 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, da0c1d58c093fcfbe2f5c2f0f2….jpg)

>>13835556

>only fearing scalies

>while kemono and furries keep raiding threads with their shit

>inb4 its just Philotes, not a bunch of fags escaping containment

Shit nigger


75631b No.13837954

File: d1517152ba739d3⋯.png (1.47 MB, 992x1354, 496:677, ce1f7c8415ac64dc46ff843a4e….png)

>>13837921

I got you anon.


f16fb7 No.13837980

>>13837954

Thanks anon!


dd2c6d No.13838032

File: 4c9f42fa30a40c3⋯.png (369.76 KB, 846x900, 47:50, af0542f9872b400b4a1dba6263….png)

>>13835771

>implying /v/ was ever below 90% furfags

Yes, yes they were. Any thread they tried poking their head up in they'd get bullied into oblivion.


172b14 No.13838068

File: d6a3a534a1c792f⋯.png (68.52 KB, 208x264, 26:33, 1.png)

>>13838032

Its just 5 guys max, shitposting furryously, with other saying BS to normatize it.

thats the oldest trick of the degenerate playbook to subvert shit


f20703 No.13838100

>>13831722

Clearly the solution to a full game nickel and diming over $4,000 is to loan all of the unlocks and have the player pay a minimum monthly fee of $25 + interest until the full $4,000 is paid off. The player gets everything now, but they don't have to pay until later! What a deal!


55d715 No.13838206

File: e2f03c99435cc17⋯.jpg (103.83 KB, 614x491, 614:491, 6091227 _95ca1355bd314d6de….jpg)

>>13837181

>Battlefront 2 is a good game, belive it or not but it is actually fun. A lot fun. Just give it a try you damn faggots.

They really are getting desperate, aren't they?


108c27 No.13838266

File: d0646b9aed661ae⋯.png (133.71 KB, 1240x922, 620:461, proper op.png)

Since op is obviously mentally deficient and does not how to use ms paint, here is a proper op pic.

Please report him so the vol can it.


a19608 No.13838336

>>13835771

>we're totally the majority

>trust me

In your dreams, faggot. This is like trapfags all over again on a smaller scale.


5ccd7c No.13838339

File: 5e731b8b9d37e84⋯.png (116.53 KB, 1229x797, 1229:797, proper op.png)

>>13838266

>the iOS ui is still there

don't worry, I fixed it.


5ccd7c No.13838353

File: 94912ae9201894e⋯.mp4 (5.48 MB, 480x360, 4:3, sithgondola.mp4)

>>13838336

As in they've always been here, but have gone unnoticed?


741c27 No.13838356

>>13838032

>posting furshit while bitching about furshit


2c99f2 No.13838374

File: 6bc24933d01340c⋯.gif (24.17 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1371863051463.gif)

>Know guy who works at EA

>Disney is pissed because of the PR nightmare that the game was and might take away the Starwars brand


5ccd7c No.13838383

File: 9c5d12db212eb13⋯.jpg (45.82 KB, 368x500, 92:125, lumpy.jpg)

File: be7ed4609497b9b⋯.jpg (33.4 KB, 706x255, 706:255, f.JPG)

Look at this idiot defending microtransactions.

>>13838356

>kemono friends

>furry

What are you on?

Star wars is more furry than that will ever be.


5ccd7c No.13838393

File: ecf287110773e39⋯.jpg (97.5 KB, 679x823, 679:823, kotaku.JPG)

I guess EA has their bootlickers


a19608 No.13838410

>>13838353

As in they were a very loud minority who shat up threads and claimed they were the majority of anons.


cc851a No.13838488

Now that we are talking about Star Wars: What version of TIE fighter should i play? Also, I heard that the entire game was converted to the more modern game X-wing Alliance. If that is true, should I play it, instead of the original?


5ccd7c No.13838560

>>13838488

I think the 1994 CD release is considered the best, but the 1998 Special Edition one use the X-Wing vs Tie Fighter engine and has CD audio. Honestly the 1998 version is pretty comfy. And you could replace the CD audio tracks if you want.


197a44 No.13838593

>>13835663

From Guilty Gear Xrd. Important distinction.


36ebd2 No.13838594

>>13838393

It's purchase rationalization at its most transparent. Disgusting.


5ccd7c No.13838656

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13838594

And they're wondering how it got to this point when they've been enabling it. Still not as bad as that article saying game prices should be increased though.


6e281b No.13838668

>>13831963

Sony tried pretty hard with their handling of Ghostbusters.


6e281b No.13838686

>>13834218

I'd honestly be fine if vidja raised their praises, to like 79.99-89.99, IF and i'll stress IF' we got a complete game experience out of the detail with no– count them, absolutely zero– microtrans. Only problem is, they'd soft pedal you with raised prices, then a couple years down the line, once you're acclimated to that they start to slip in microtransactions again and we're back to square on.


bc23bb No.13838695

File: 83222bf985e471e⋯.png (6.78 KB, 501x585, 167:195, 1385650468037.png)


07dc9b No.13838704

>>13838686

Pretty much this, up here in leafistan games went up to $80 and its not too bad, problem is the games still suck and you're getting hit with the shekel drain dlc and season passes.


5ccd7c No.13838709

File: 3cc945682ee86fd⋯.jpg (83.43 KB, 664x872, 83:109, Watto homeless.jpg)

>>13838695

Ayyy Jedi, wanna buy a used Starfighter?


22ff94 No.13838739

File: 1fc4a25a14c4d46⋯.jpg (113.17 KB, 326x491, 326:491, Steven Nanomachines Armstr….jpg)

>>13832039

>Platinum

>make a curazy Starwars game that comes off like MGR

what motherfucking character would be needed to be the star of something like that?


2c99f2 No.13838747

File: 06f8d17e6e566bd⋯.gif (2.87 MB, 222x379, 222:379, 1475252281076.gif)

>>13834218

>Buy 60$ AAA shit that lasts only 10 hours

>Have to pay 6$ an hour

>Go to movie theater and buy ticket for 8$

>4$ an hour

>Go to netflix and pay them 8$

>Get an entire month of unlimited content

>.01 $ an hour

>Watch TV

>Even if I paid for cable it is only 30$ a month

>.05$ an hour

How are videogames the cheapest exactly?


41efbd No.13838755

>>13838739

Young Yoda.


6d742b No.13838792

>>13838686

>I'd honestly be fine if vidja raised their praises, to like 79.99-89.99

I'd rather they just dial back their development costs to more sustainable number. If they can't dazzle the rubes with shiny graphics, hollywood voices actors in scripted cutscenes, obscene advertising budgets, etc - then maybe they can focus on taking the smaller budgets they have and put that to work actually creating good games that compete with the rest of the industry because they are good - rather than just coasting by on bullshit and branding.


ff21d2 No.13838813

>>13838792

>Making 10 small projects instead of 3

The fucks running these companies would need to actually know how to manage it properly.

Look at what EA did with Titanfall 2

They don't know how to multitask and will always funnel money towards shit that that gets more popular.


108f0e No.13838840

>>13838686

For something to cost that much, it better have a stellar 10+ hour campaign.


0269f3 No.13838842

>>13838813

Titanfall 2 was done with a purpose. They wanted to own that company and they torpedoed their game in order to do it. Short term loss for long term gain.


ff21d2 No.13838861

>>13838842

Not how it works

Vince and Jason sold the company to line their pockets and provide the devs a bigger paycheck.

They could have found a different publisher while still remaining a private independent company and yet they choose to take EAs offer.

This wasn't a Bethesda type deal, no.


e05a1f No.13838865

>>13838842

>for long term gain

more like "to avoid long term losses". They gained nothing from Titanfall 2 other than less potential competition and a few extra sheckels. EA manages their subsidiaries the same way a paranoid cartel leader works his dealers.


0269f3 No.13838876

>>13838861

They chose to publish with EA because they're idiots. Just like Obsidian were idiots to accept a metacritic review score in their contract and every other dev studios greedy heads are stupid to accept whatever bum deal they accept.

The people on one side of the deal being idiots doesn't have anything to do with the aims of the other party.


2e7ed0 No.13839627

File: 955bb6a774686d7⋯.jpg (141.41 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Star_Wars_Battlefront_II_w….jpg)

Reminder that Original Battlefront 2 has servers again

Reminder that you dont have to play this Shitheap to play star wars games.


000000 No.13841090

>>13839627

That's great


80252b No.13842631

>>13838393

To quote the esteemed Rich Evans:

>Star Wars fans are the dumbest fucking people on the face of the earth.


31b821 No.13844628

>>13838747

The cost of any vidya you pick up is measured in bandwidth.


000000 No.13845354

>>13842631

Nu-Star Wars isn't Star Wars. People that actually liked the series hate stuff after the Disney buyout. NuWars fans are those "look at me I'm such a nerd lol" idiots.

t. angry star wars fan




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