>>13762871
Oh boy, The Guild 2.
>play as alchemist
>fuck noone buys my herbal tea
>eheh, poison the town well
>well well well, look at that PROFIT
>level up Aclhemist shop
>shit, poison and stink bombs, WOW
>Someone has reported a crime you commited: Poisoning the well!
>WHO THE FUCK DID THAT
>it's my neighbour
>court date next year
>get my peasants working on vile cocotions
>put the guy to sleep before court, charges dropped
>poison his wife
>have him beat up
>set fire to his house
>While doing all this, buy Sorcerers Documents II two times
>falsify two evidences of serious crime
>charge him with TWO counts of murder
>he can report me again, but since his court date is next year, mine is two years from now
>two years to kill the faggot
>next year rolls around
>his wife is bed-ridden, too sick to leave
>oh shit, he has a son!
>kidnap the little brat
>black mail him
>he can't charge me on further proof
>off to court with my murder charges
>while he's entering court, he can see his house burst into flames. Again
>his workplace gets stinkbombed a 3rd time, noone will work today. They didn't the last year too.
>he has no money to bribe the judges
>judge asks me what the accusations are
>"Your honor, this man has killed ME!"
>yes, I literally accused him of murdering me.
>judges are horrified
>"Alright, next charge?"
>"Your honor, this man has killed ME!"
>yes, I accused him of killing me twice.
>judges are EXTRA horrified
>they ask me for sentence, I pick death
>the guy pleads guilty to shit he never did, gets a lowered sentence.
>4 years in the prison
>through the prison bars, he can see his house crumble to the fire
>the workers are gone, they weren't paid
>his sick wife and son are homeless
>sick wife gets shanked one day while walking the woods
>5 years later, he leaves prison
>he has a bit of cash to himself
>searchs for his son, can't find him
>finds a note
>"If you want to see him again, you'll have to pay the 7 florins you have left"
>he pays
>the son is released from my basement
>is immeditely murdered right outside my house
>the guards weren't around, I rose to Town Sheriff in those 5 years and had the guards patrol a FUCKING ROCK on the outskirts
>noone can press charges on it: I have immunity too
>this broken man now understands how the world works, he is but a man, too weak to fight the evil that rages in this small town
And I spent all my free time turning silver into gold in my basement.
He somewhat got his revenge because turns out, when someone from a noble house doesn't have a business or an house in that game, there's little they can do. One of the few things they can do is put up lampoon insulting me. Those hurt your reputation and might cost you friends/positions on the Town council.
And he did that. He did it non-stop till the day he died of typhoid. I never killed him. Had him beaten up a few times because of the lampoons when I was angry. But then I realized something.
The bitterness of a broken man could not affect me if I simply worn a nice perfume. Because I'm rich and can afford it. He can't.
He's poor. He's so poor, he couldn't afford to die with dignity. He couldn't afford mercy.
He got a peasant death. And that made me happy.
Anyway, The Guild 3 actually has a lot of things I think might be good, but the game is so unfinished that it's not advisable to pick it up now. They put it up on EA because people kept badgering them about it for 2 years.
They did warn people that is was very much unfinished and really asked for input on it and requested help from fans to shape it and develop it.
Which I would do using my pirated copy. I urge every anon to do the same.