c9fe04 No.13745130
Are there any games in this RPG Maker jam that aren't complete rubbish?
https://itch.io/jam/igmc2017/entries
Correctly guess which game was made by a homosexual jewish SJW who uploaded an unlaunchable game, missed the deadline, and was allowed to enter anyways, and you'll earn a (you).
ea998c No.13745135
>>13745130
Ultra serious game?
c9fe04 No.13745137
>>13745130
Just to clarify,the gay jew's game isn't in the OP image. I could have refreshed the page as it cycled through 252 entries until his randomly showed up on the top, but I'm too lazy.
c9fe04 No.13745159
>>13745137
>>13745135
I'll make it easier: it's somewhere in pic related.
ac638f No.13745209
>>13745159
I would have guessed this one. Out of those ones, Dream Inn looks the shittiest but using photoshops of actual people in your game is a hallmark of madness, so I'll say Eremiel.
I'm going to try out some of these while I take a break from working on my RPGmaker game.
c9fe04 No.13745571
>>13745209
>try the jew's game out of curiosity
>notice the zip file is the exact same size (down to the byte) of the broken version he uploaded before the deadline
>try running the game
>it still crashes on launch
The faggot was given a 15 minute grace period by the judges and fucking forgot to upload the fixed version of his game. He's fucked.
It's Project HEAVEN'S DOOR, by the way.
5ea4c9 No.13745588
>>13745571
>heaven's door
this faggot is not allowed to like Led Zeppelin or jojo xe needs to kill xerself.
0b5820 No.13745634
Ah, bad RPGMaker games. Always a treat.
3cb850 No.13745687
>RPG Maker
But it clearly says Game Maker right fucking there.
e69bf3 No.13745756
>>13745634
>tfw you will never give teagan the life she deserves
>tfw you will never give teagan headpats
>>13745209
>working on my RPGmaker game
Did you make something for it, anon?
>that image
Seems LOL-worthy.
>>13745571
So did they let him in or did the HEAVEN'S door close on him?
ac638f No.13745819
.>>13745756
>Did you make something for it, anon?
Nah, I'm making something for /v/.
c9fe04 No.13745919
>>13745756
They let him in and assumed he'd upload a fixed version. Whether he made a fix or not, he didn't upload it. He's celebrating right now so he either completely forgot or is in deep denial.
ac638f No.13746457
>Thought I'd try the Trump one for a giggle.
Unbelievably boring so far, I'll keep you posted.
ac638f No.13746476
>>13746457
Oh there we go.
ac638f No.13746528
>>13746476
So I teamed up with Al Gore (remember him, kids?), killed an alien in Donald's brain and now he believes in climate change. I guess that's the game this is.
ac638f No.13746641
>>13746528
>Saving is disabled
>Putin can cast confusion spells and RNG you to death
Alright fuck it I'm not going through that again. There aren't even any jokes, it's just Trump turning into a good goy once you beat up his brain parasites. It might have been cute if it was made by a 10 year old, but a 10 year old would have more interesting ideas about what to put in their rpgmaker game.
0b5820 No.13746720
>>13746641
Damn, that looks like a shitshow.
Are you gonna play any more?
ac638f No.13746829
>>13746720
I've been trying some of the others. Nothing exciting so far unless you like clipping into walls.
0b5820 No.13746842
>>13746829
Thank you. I think there are bound to be some good entries.
050d21 No.13746895
Oh hey, this one has tits
c9fe04 No.13746907
>>13746829
>>13746842
Aside from a few masterpieces like Gnome Seeker, most of this shit is filler.
c9fe04 No.13747114
This is either one of the best or worst games in the jam. It has my vote for first place.
894dc6 No.13747126
>>13745130
It's like 90% Undertale clones, isn't it?
3c8860 No.13747141
>>13746457
>white facial composition on pic-related nogs
0c65af No.13747164
I want to try some of those but my internet is taking a fat shit right now.
ac638f No.13747185
>>13746895
I managed to get that one to softlock. Quality German engineering as I could tell from some of the untranslated lines.
fb14c3 No.13747193
>>13747185
this one seems to have promise.
050d21 No.13747339
>>13747306
Good god man is that a thumbnail from halfchan?
050d21 No.13747351
>walk in front of a refrigerator
>acquire an overweight black woman
c9fe04 No.13747386
>>13747351
That sounds like a realistic place to find a fat sheboon.
050d21 No.13747409
>>13747386
This game is strangely fun despite the worst fucking combat system imaginable.
435a83 No.13747415
c9fe04 No.13747437
>>13747415
You can learn a lot from shit video games. They often have interesting ideas but don't execute them well, and it's also better to learn from other people's mistakes than your own.
ac638f No.13747504
Found one I actually like. Pretty comfy adventure game, but I didn't get to clip into any walls so I can only rate it 4/5. They managed to cram a tumblrcut presumably lesbian in the game but she doesn't really do anything wrong other than having awful hair so don't get triggered if you play it yourself.
11fa2d No.13747714
>>13745571
A lot of LGBT art looks pretty bad now. Their art tends to look better when they're repressed/self-loathing like Harry Bush or JC Leyendecker.
Now you get poorly airbrushed grotesque-looking figures with multiple saturated colors that will make any viewer nauseous.
050d21 No.13747880
>>13747714
That second one looks like concept art for a MGS game
0b5820 No.13748158
https://go.twitch.tv/psenough
Oh hey, someone is streaming some of the games with the devs in voicechat.
It's already way in though.
c9fe04 No.13748286
>>13748158
>encounters a gamebreaking bug
>restarts game
>skips through dialogue
>voice acting piles up and plays multiple lines at once
>keeps playing through gameplay
The average RPG Maker game, everyone.
9161b7 No.13748943
>>13745819
>that image
doing the good work, I assume.
b30348 No.13754094
>>13748158
This faggot lost connection. Also, he seemed to be taking it easy on the games since the devs were there. Fuck that. I just downloaded like 40 of these games, time to have a good laugh at the garbage
https://www.twitch.tv/yeomanvidya
88b644 No.13755418
>>13754094
Thanks for the stream. Those two anon games were interesting.
2ebead No.13758999
ba8d85 No.13759419
>>13759410
That first one is absolutely a furry's fantasy.
9f3498 No.13759448
>>13759410
>>13759428
this is cuckchan agdg, right? ….right?
06e2f7 No.13759457
>>13759448
he posts in both chans, he also seems to write like a redditor
ba8d85 No.13759466
>>13759457
Is he bullied constantly like he should be?
9161b7 No.13759507
>>13759428
I wanna ride that mech.
>>13758942
O-oi.
06e2f7 No.13759512
>>13759462
There was another anon game in the contest seen up here >>13758942 but there aren't as many funny scenes intentional or not to make webms about
ac638f No.13759527
>>13759410
>>13759512
>Tittymonster pig girl.
Oh fuck. My weak point.
d917d9 No.13759541
>>13759532
haha epic meme my fellow /r/4chan user, upvoted
06e2f7 No.13759547
eb063a No.13759548
>>13758942
Loving the stalker vibe tbh
d917d9 No.13759559
>>13759547
no, keep these memes coming fam (short for family)
9161b7 No.13759565
>>13759512
>it ends with rape
>>13759559
keep that asshurt rolling in, furscum
eb063a No.13759897
b30348 No.13764523
>Someone made webms of my shitty stream
Holy shit
c9fe04 No.13766153
>play as Dante from the Devil May Cry series
>beat up groundniggers
>they drop Beta Potions and Virgin Tears
Now this is shitposting.