98062d No.13711033
Of course a game about niggers would destroy your computer.
9f726d No.13711035
>poorly optimized ubisoft game
Who would've thought?
8749d2 No.13711039
>buying ubisoft games
>even playing ubisoft games
I learned my lesson like 6 years ago with anno 2070
ade3c7 No.13711093
Lmao, all that effort when the game will be cracked in a week anyways.
c23918 No.13711098
>>13711026
>Playing assassin's Creed games
The second one was fun enough, I guess.
b7160a No.13711102
You see goy the best thing to do is to:
>Piss off your paying customers
>Give the better version of the game to pirates
This level of jewing could only be reached by Ubisoft.
Some times i wish i could go doom guy style in their office.
60d5c1 No.13711104
3c4072 No.13711110
>>13711104
Kill yourself you tryhard retard who can't even bother to read
f0da6f No.13711114
>>13711110
>>13711104
Even if its a thread against it, youre still shilling it by giving it attention.
b7160a No.13711117
>>13711114
>Stop having fun laughing at retards.
You must be fun IRL, you wont even shitpost online.
60d5c1 No.13711122
Get this stupid shit off the front page. Fucking faggots. I wish someone would break in and kill you this morning.
e76d61 No.13711126
>>13711026
There's nothing smug about not buying SJW's Greed. There's something extremely embarrassing about buying it.
3fca55 No.13711127
>>13711102
>>Piss off your paying customers
>>Give the better version of the game to pirates
>This level of jewing could only be reached by Ubisoft.
That's a pretty baseline level of jewing m8
1fc346 No.13711128
>>13711117
You don't shit where you eat. Go shitpost on 4chan or something.
3c4072 No.13711137
>>13711114
>Shit talking about denuvo and AssCreed is shilling it!
Kill yourself for being a double nigger faggot.
aeea64 No.13711140
>>13711111
nice quints my man
8035e3 No.13711142
>>13711114
Kill yourself you fucking retard.
8bbe74 No.13711145
>>13711114
>by not talking about the issues that face vidya they will go away if we ignore it
Were you bred for stupidity or moulded by it?
c0bc8a No.13711147
>all press is good press meme
Guess they're paying Ubishills to come in early today?
8bbe74 No.13711152
>>13711122
>front page
Is this reddit?, filtered.
8035e3 No.13711155
>>13711152
>Is this reddit?
It's been for a while.
c0bc8a No.13711163
>>13711155
>implying
It's bad, but it ain't that bad
87f004 No.13711167
>>13711114
Lets not talk about anything on this fucking garbage board then
6d1d9c No.13711172
a4338f No.13711179
Why would I have bought it in the first place?
b7160a No.13711180
>>13711128
Anon what are you doing here then?
5eb03f No.13711190
DRM literally kills your PC, Just Cause 3 burned my video card.
Its crazy people arent aware of this yet.
5c952e No.13711195
>Anon makes a fun thread to shit on yet another current year flop
>Newfags autistically screech
Moving along. Who the fuck even plays Assassin's Creed anymore?
c9c5c6 No.13711199
>Tfw you will never be a French Ubisoft suit raging and foaming at none of your anti-piracy measures working
3fca55 No.13711277
>>13711199
>Montreal is french
088f9f No.13711307
>>13711219
>Denuvo shill claims it isn't affecting his performance and posts screenshot of his stats
>claims he's at 15% usage
>doesn't even know which fucking number he's supposed to be looking at
>his CPU usage in the screenshot is like 85%
These goddamn people
c9c5c6 No.13711319
>>13711277
>Worst America
>which is the most French America
8a2cd5 No.13711342
>>13711026
>having ever even considered buying this game
>knowing about this game prior to seeing this thread
>feeling smug about predicting it would be a piece of shit after 10 years of piece shit games in this franchise
What are you, 12?
55d140 No.13711343
c1b332 No.13711356
>>13711307
The shills are terrible over on the steam forums, I go through there all of the time just to laugh at it.
>recently pirated a shitty anime RPG
>making modifications to the game files are more fun than the actual game
>Find instructions on the steam forums about doing character swaps
>butthurt (((girl power))) (((coder))) pissed off that people are using her tool to unpack game files
>calls everyone a DLC pirate
>post instructions for how to do the modifications and add everyone they are refusing to share files with to my friends list
>upload all the DLC to mega
>share link with everyone
>account gets reported and disabled for a few hours
>once it's allowed back in shitpost in the thread calling out (((girl coder))) and expose her script for what it is
>all she did was copy someone elses work and rename it
>mfw
Truly the worst community. I'm ashamed I even have Steam on that computer. If I wasn't forced to use it to play certain /fightan/ online I would have deleted it ages ago. Thank God for fightcade.
c9c5c6 No.13711378
>>13711366
Looks great tbh
681cd0 No.13711389
>>13711366
>dat jaw
>dat neckline/shoulder
top kek
You can't fool God, profligate
73565a No.13711400
>>13711195
Hipsters who started playing video games in 2007 and only still bother with this series because they've been brainwashed by the marketing into thinking anyone actually cares about it.
009cd9 No.13711406
>>13711033
Does it? I'd presume it just refused to work.
009cd9 No.13711408
>>13711117
There is no "fun" here. We already know normalfags and publishers are braindead and this talk will cause is an autist thinking he's funny for making bait threads about AssCreed.
c9c5c6 No.13711413
>>13711408
>There is no "fun" here.
Speak for yourself, nigger.
2f7cf7 No.13711417
Rainbow Six Siege literally killed my GPU. R9 390 suddenly died after I played a few matches of that game. Never touching a Jewbisoft game ever again.
f39b17 No.13711418
70c028 No.13711419
1a2347 No.13711424
>>13711417
nigger i run a i5 4590 and a GTX 1070 and i constantly dip past 100FPS at 1080p
jewbisoft knows fuck all about optimization
I can't fucking wait until vivendi buys them out and lays every fucking one of those faggots off
2f7cf7 No.13711429
>>13711424
>vivendi
They're probably going to cuck the company even more. makes absolutely no sense why they're going to buy ubisoft.
009cd9 No.13711436
>>13711413
Well excuse me but it's your fault for not being cynical and jaded enough.
2f7cf7 No.13711439
>>13711429
>>13711424
Nvm vivendi owns Actikike and Blizkike. So they will cuck it even more, if that's even possible.
73565a No.13711440
>>13711429
Vivendi is a French company so doing this gives them more national marketshare.
1a2347 No.13711451
>>13711439
>>13711429
>>13711440
Maybe they'll reach Canada levels of cuckoldry.
If you actually do your job, management wins.
117f74 No.13711452
>>13711111
Kek has spoken. Ubisoft has made a critical error and will falter into the depths of failure for this move.
29ec7e No.13711460
Just finished watching a playthrough. It's a completely bland game. Utterly forgettable. Not even the story has any impact on anything. Pure filler to pad a failing franchise another iteration further.
2f7cf7 No.13711467
>>13711460
You should see the trailer for the 3rd one. Western (((gaming industry))) can't crash soon enough.
18e27e No.13711504
>>13711366
Looks like a more male version of Janet Reno.
39ec4c No.13712507
>feeling smug about not buying an ubi game
That's like feeling smug about breathing at this point tbh.
I'm just content the game is failing.
16d431 No.13712517
>>13711039
Yet we have R6S generals.
f34311 No.13712520
>>13711026
Ubishill getting BTFO'd as usual.
734056 No.13713372
>>13711033
Underrated post.
ed4e04 No.13713450
>That CPU usage
Welp, looks like I'm buying it on PS4 then.
c66833 No.13713460
>>13713372
>gif
Get with the times
e16b2d No.13713670
>>13711104
>>13711114
>there's no such thing as bad publicity
This is the dumbest meme.
d66413 No.13713689
cc2584 No.13714224
>>13711307
Ikr, but there's this guy, named Alexander DeLarge, who did his/her hardest to stand against Denuvo. But others didn't listen.
cc2584 No.13714232
>>13711356
Which is why I just buy games and barely talk to people in the forums.
cc2584 No.13714254
>>13711429
Vivendi got their mitts on Gameloft, which used to be own by Ubisoft.
That's why I don't want Vivendi to take over Ubisoft, because they're gonna cuck-ify it at eye blink levelness. Vivendi also screwed with Sierra Entertainment earlier.
cc2584 No.13714309
>>13711439
Used to own. Surprise that Actikike "saved" Sierra Entertainment from Vivendi, while Actikike and Blizkike were buying their freedom.
I don't know what Sierra's doing, since they're now doing indies for Actikike. Now I have to worry about Actikike's multiplayer microtransactions seeping into Sierra.
e6377e No.13714380
>>13711378
>optimal circumstances
I assume that means blind and deaf people
bd9353 No.13714420
>>13711035
I don't think it's that. I'm pretty sure Denuvo got some massive upgrade that makes it more difficult to crack, but causes massive performance problems.
1873c4 No.13714528
>>13711026
>How smug are you feeling that you didn't buy this game now?
I wouldn't even buy it regardless of DRM, because Ubi is a trash-tier developer.
207cf8 No.13715103
>>13711195
I played some Black Flag for the ship combat but after I was done with that I walked away from the series and haven't looked back ever since.
ca49f5 No.13715351
>>13711173
>Morally despise 95% of the contents of this video
>Song is too fucking catchy to not listen to
This is some great propaganda.
8e0ee7 No.13715362
Its part of the experience
a49033 No.13715368
>>13714420
>I'm pretty sure Denuvo got some massive upgrade that makes it more difficult to crack
I thought WE WUZ ASSINS AND SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT already got cracked.
8e0ee7 No.13715374
>>13715368
ubisoft games usually take longer because they've got uplay on top of denuvo.
668fad No.13715378
>>13715362
Anon stop, that image is unfit for mortal eyes.
ec64f0 No.13717033
>>13714420
Was it the use of VMProtect to protect denuvo?
b94c05 No.13717123
>>13714254
Eh, Ubisoft is so shit, that completely and utterly destroying their soul, and leaving a still living husk of a body in the nile river, wont be out of the ordinary for them. Either a blight on the industry dies, or becomes a respectable member of society.
f71b65 No.13717178
>>13711144
>Unchecked after all this time
Wew
b94c05 No.13717268
>>13714528
I'm never smug about not buying ubisoft games, as it would require me to be lobotomized to even consider buying from them. Last game i played from them was Beta of Rainbow 6 (mistake, it put uplay cancer on my PC) and a pirated copy of watch dogs 1.
4d349f No.13717291
>>13713450
>Welp, looks like I'm buying it
a8bb3e No.13718794
I actually bought 3 copies of this game already on PC, PS4 and Xbox One just to try to get this game to run without lagging.
Anyone else having issues where the game gets stuck in the loading screen and you have to alt+f4/restart your system?
cc2584 No.13719495
Okay, Ubi managed to fix some things. Link: http://www.dsogaming.com/news/assassins-creed-origins-patch-1-03-improves-performance-16-intels-hexa-core-cpus/
Note: Denuvo is still there. But I think the guys at r/crackwatch are doing something. Because I see them working on a patch of some sort (I don't understand the technobabble, so I can't say much).
f5f1d1 No.13719559
>>13711026
Help me out here, /v/.
Does anybody have the screencapped post that used OP's smug animu girl?
You know, the one with the anon telling their story about how they had an amazing orgasm by sticking a microphone up their ass and encouraging others in their (TF2?) game to yell in voice chat in order to amplify the audio pressure in their ass.
It was a great post. Must have been made 5, 6 years ago by now. Saw the cap but didn't save it, been trying to re-locate it ever since.
Pic unrelated.
02513f No.13719586
>>13718794
good goy, but remember to buy the DLC for each!
b1d625 No.13719598
>>13719559
wouldn't that be a speaker?
cc2584 No.13719664
cc2584 No.13719672
>>13719586
Don't forget the Nintendo Switch, Anon. Since Nintendo is playing catch up, AC: Origins will eventually go to that console.
cc2584 No.13719687
>>13719672
More for the goy to buy.
ece3ed No.13719746
>>13711026
So who's willing to bet they cut a deal with microsoft to try and brick the last remaining people's PCs that resisted and refused to upgrade to win10botnet so that they would more or less have their hand forced in getting win10 while making every other previous OS hard as balls to acquire?
cc2584 No.13719847
>>13719746
Oh, Anon, I didn't think of that before? Ubisoft did show AC: Origins being run in the Xbox One X and advertising a bundle. Earlier, I assume that Denuvo is a scheme to get people to buy Playstation.
c8dd94 No.13719858
>>13711026
This is fantastic. I really hope they keep escalating DRM until it becomes so virulent that it escapes and obliterates the CIA's database or melts down a nuclear reactor or something. That's the road we're on here, may as well be an interesting destination at the end of the line.
73565a No.13719868
>>13719746
I don't think anyone dumb enough to buy this shit wouldn't already be running Windows 10.
02513f No.13719894
>>13719868
>Your choice of OS dictates your intelligence
>Like i am the nigger that can't keep private data private regardless of OS
>Believing the NSA isn't logging at ISP level
>Believing your hardware isn't backdoored and sending logs to the NSA
cc966c No.13720939
Has the series even evolved beyond this simplistic batman combat? Look at this shit, it's the type of game you could play in your sleep.
cc2584 No.13720972
>>13720939
It has RPG-ish elements and borrowed elements from a bunch of other games, which makes others calling it, Assassin's Primal: Witcher (Other game titles).
cc2584 No.13720976
e4354e No.13721013
>>13711026
I don't understand why do they even bother releasing them for PC in the first place?
They are always intentionally gimped in some way for fucks sake its written in the code of watch dog LITERALLY
They clearly don't want to release them, why do they even bother? Who is forcing them to make PC games? Do they somehow keep making money on PC games despite how bad they treat them?
19dc82 No.13721027
>>13719672
This game won't get ported to the switch because it's hard to run a bitcoin miner on a handheld with no cpu and pretend it's DRM
cc2584 No.13721092
>>13721027
Got it, got a bit confuse there. Since a cooler version of Rayman Legends is going to the Switch, I assumed that Origins will get ported.
b94c05 No.13721096
>>13720972
>which makes others calling it, Assassin's Primal: Witcher (Other game titles).
I would call it:
>Assassin's primal: Witcher gear souls WE WUZ KANGZ edition
e4354e No.13721099
>>13721092
They are probobly going to do the same thing they did last time and demand that all future games for the Swtich use their Uplay system, get told to get out, then refuse to make any more Nintendo games until next gen
f8f30a No.13721182
>>13715351
you're free to go back to reddit
cc2584 No.13721225
>>13711173
What did I just watch? Looks cringy even by leddit standards, can't tell if this is satire or some weird sjw crazyness.
cc2584 No.13721418
>>13719858
That'll give the other countries reasons to sew Ubisoft.
abab12 No.13721627
>>13718794
I see my people have trained you well, gentile.
bd9353 No.13721634
cc2584 No.13721692
ed42fc No.13724036
Does anybody have the interview where they said they had more women in the game in certain roles then what was accurate for the sake of representation?
8276cc No.13724383
>>13711033
>first post
>best post
>dubs
ddcfc3 No.13726079
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Despite no longer annualizing Ass Creed, Ubisoft still hasn't learned their lesson on glitches
My god why are they so retarded?
ddcfc3 No.13726477
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13726079
Also another video of Ass Creed glitches.
cc2584 No.13727316
>>13726477
>>13726079
Awesome. I even found out that the faceless glitch returns (I'm dumb, it's probably there in the vids).
cc2584 No.13727352
>>13726477
"Normally, you can't fly low. But the glitch surpasses this."
I saw Bayek "flying low" in Clueless Gamer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-idSP5Ztaw
45a877 No.13727390
>>13711033
Are you a retard? It's the DRM itself that harms, not the game itself.
What, now you're going to tell me the DRM was invented by niggers, aren't you?
ddcfc3 No.13727487
>>13727316
You mean these?
cc2584 No.13727505
>>13727487
Oh,no, it's Slenderman's ancestors! Or are they his victims?
cc2584 No.13727535
>>13727505
I saw a weird glitch involving a hippo being upright, like that croc and gazelle in these pics.
cc2584 No.13727542
>>13727535
It was in the r/assassinscreed leddit community.
f576ad No.13728870
>>13728817
>the largest countershilling operation done on a metacritic page was done by a handful of spergs leading a sockpuppet army
A little help here?
1c6ee4 No.13731520
dat user review score, top fucking kek.
68ec99 No.13731524
>>13727487
<normalfags still like this series
b603a7 No.13731673
I can't wait for the Crowbcat video.
c83725 No.13731802
>>13711195
Normalfags with no taste
752885 No.13731881
>>13715103
Me too. After I was done with the ship part I realized that I had no interest in playing the rest of it.
3503a4 No.13731898
>>13711127
To be fair, We're basically past Securom at this point and it's endless Jump Calls.
3503a4 No.13731944
>>13731673
Fuck off Crowbcat stop trying to shill your shitty channel here
a390b8 No.13732007
>>13720939
As easy as the combat in 3 was, it was "harder" and more "complex" than the combat in the Ezio trilogy, so I will say that it was a step in the right direction.
f048f2 No.13732055
>>13727390
>Getting this upset by semantics
Do you have autism?
b603a7 No.13732108
>>13731944
Stay triggered, Ubisoft employee.
1c6ee4 No.13732393
7936a7 No.13732477
>>13726079
Anon, Ubisoft are currently in the middle of a hostile takeover of their company by a bigger and meaner company.
They needed this game to succeed and win big to ensure their survival no matter what. So what do they do? They make a game with a protagonist of the most unpopular race that sells the least, which is documented, they put it in a setting very few people will give
a fuck about, they decide to make it progressive, put in interracial porn, make whitey the bad guy again, WHEN THEIR MAIN DEMOGRAPHIC is white men and asian men, with majority white, neither of which like playing as a black man and the climate of their country is very very divisive about progressiveness and forced inclusion right now, and then they add in two pieces of DRM on their pc sales, further pissing off any potential customers and massively taxing their customers hardware, causing several to bluescreen.
Yes, Ubisoft are retarded.
7936a7 No.13732479
>>13732477
Oh yeah, should add that the webm relates to ubisoft, not you.
35e1cf No.13735575
>>13732477
Ikr, Anon, Vivendi will probably return Assassin's Creed to its' yearly releases, jack up the microtransactions, cancel Beyond Good and Evil 2 and the indies, and put all the other games, i.e. Far Cry and Just Dances, to be yearly releases.
Vivendi screwed with Sierra Entertainment earlier, if it wasn't for Activision, Sierra would've been completely dead.