9a30ae No.13687452
I know this will just be derailed into politics again but I can't help to make a thread about it.
I pirated this atrocity
And beyond the massive Swedecuck kike propaganda the game is fucking awful, like really shit, The New Order was nothing special, mediocre, I'd compare it to something like Timeshift and Singularity and those probably still beat it for their gimmicks alone even if Wolfensteins art design is top tier in comparison with the generic shit that are both oof those.
Despite that The New Order focused on the shooting with some nice cutscenes and decent writing that didn't go too boderline or full propaganda.
You had the Rebel hub that was just the right size so you could learn more about the worlds backstory and characters.
Fair enough, it was decent, fucking competent, and thats all I can call TNO, it gets the job done but its nothing special unless were comparing it with 2014 AAA FPS.
This shitfest is a whole new story though, not only does TNC goes into propaganda and commie sympathizing territory it also kills characters to introduce even worse ones, and changes old ones to be completely horrid, but thats not a problem if the gameplay is good, right?
Well guess what, you probably heard this from the other thread, but the game is short as fuck and all the time is wasted in cutscenes, shitty fucking custcenes many of which add nothing to the game, poorly written shittily made messes.
But the short gameplay should be at least competent right?
No
Let me just say something that will probably make you understand, its something so simple and basic and somehow the Swedecuck designers at Machine Games managed to fuck up.
You get the gimmick weapon before the Shotgun, yeah.
So likely the same fuckers that came out with that decision, also thgough it was a good idea to not have any damage indicators at all so you have no idea if you're being hit or not, something the fucking OG in 1992 had, completely removed.
Do I have an enemy shooting you in the back?
Too bad! You're already dead!
Gun balance is all over the place, making some weapons borderline useless the whole game and making only one or two farily competent, this from the very start.
Enemies are braindead and the level design is even worse, theres a sequence where you're fighting in a Nuke Manhattan and you have to go through a building filled with NatSoc, theres rubble all over the place and you get stuck in the tiniest fucking shit.
They seem to want you to dual wield all the time because theres no drawbacks to it besides a change in the sights, but its fucking pointless since most of the time you'll just need to use a single weapon.
They can't fuck up even harder can they?
But they did, know the Hub I was talking about?
Theres on now on a Nuclear Submarine, and its even bigger, too bad the map designer was on crack and can't make shit simple or give you decent directions, want to know more the about secondary optional shit?
No you no longer don't because the Sub map design is fucking shit.
Its so bad that you can even access Primary Objectives before you even follow the marker.
Do they give you a treat for finding the way before a long cutscene tells you what to do?
No, the map design is that broken and if you do that you ski the custscene entirely, making you wonder what the fuck happened.
Fuck this game, I gave it a chance even with the commie propaganda, but its even worse than the first one which was superior in every way and I though it was mediocre so keep that in mind.
You thought MGS4 and MGS3 were bad with the cutscene shit?
Go play this fucking game, you'll feel in heaven when going back to those.
Hope Sweden gets nuked
d64839 No.13687455
why are you playing a game made a literal nazi?
572e15 No.13687460
>>13687455
Hilarious if true
c55d74 No.13687465
>>13687455
(((trump)))
also, another thread abou this turd?
9a30ae No.13687469
>>13687460
Its true, now fuckoff with these template shit replies, they're not funny.
https://www.zenimax.com/about
e54197 No.13687474
>mention to someone about how this game is 6 hours long and 2/3 of that is cutscenes
>LOL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BRO IT'S LIKE 15 HOURS XD
Lying, ignorant or just really bad at games?
33202f No.13687480
063da1 No.13687485
>>13687474
>Lying, ignorant or just really bad at games?
I would say a bit of all of the above.
d46b4a No.13687492
>>13687474
Possibly just dumb
9a30ae No.13687493
>>13687465
>another thread abou this turd?
Nobody talked about the gameplay because niggers like you are too busy derailing threads.
>>13687474
All 3 of them most likely, gameplay is so sparse I almost fell asleep playing the game.
I ALMOST FELL ASLPEEp PLAYING A VIDEOGAME WITH NO SLEEP DEPRIVATION
Theres something amiss on the Documentation shit you find, its poorly formatted, doesn't give you any details and is poorly written.
Whole game is garbo
4ca055 No.13687494
Does anyone get this feeling that Bethesda/Zenimax developers got really fucking vindictive after Fallout 4? It's like the game did worse than they expected and they're lashing out at everyone in all their stuff now.
dbcc7a No.13687495
I really liked TNO. Starting out, TNC looked really promising as well. I'm not very interested in the politics and shit but killing off characters for no reason other than a "reset" and making the gameplay worse is just unacceptable.
45bc33 No.13687496
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
And then I said - Whats the deal with white people?
bd403a No.13687499
>>13687452
>Normalfags will believe these reviews
>They will buy this shit game and might actually be impressed
>There will be a profit from this piece of shit
>This is will be held up as one of the best games of the decade
I wanna die
9a30ae No.13687503
>>13687495
Its even worse than TNO, don't fucking touch it.
d46b4a No.13687509
>>13687493
How bad is the pacing with the cutscenes? I've been linked to one or two and they always seem to be around 10 minutes long. Is it 10 minutes of walking and shooting and then 10 minutes of cutscene?
9a30ae No.13687512
>>13687499
Oh yeah journos are going full propaganda mode while actual users are complaining about how shit the game is, half the game is literally a walking simulator and cutscenes though, so I don't doubt they liked it.
f1c984 No.13687513
>>13687499
My god. Will people ever realize how blatant this shit is?
>>13687493
Always remember to report and filter
3d7eb8 No.13687528
Just make a god damn cyclical/ general for this shit already, we've had 10+ threads in the past week alone.
9a30ae No.13687532
>>13687509
>BJ is dying
>BJ tells Anya
>Before they share a moment together the lawer beta cuckhold gets out of the toilet after taking a massive shit and describes it
>The Black Panther tier nigress that replaces a shit character thats somehow still better than her and pussy whips and bosses BJ appears
>She bosses the beta cuckhold
>They kiss while their mullato baby cries
>She femdoms him some more before they fuckoff
>They fuckoff to different ways
>BJ and Anya continue the "touching moment" like nothing happened
46ac37 No.13687536
>>13687494
bethesda is publishing the game retard, it's developed by machine games
f1c984 No.13687546
>>13687528
I don't know why the mods haven't bothered to sticky this shit by now. Everyone joins in the fun for these sorts of things. Battleborn, Lawbreakers, whatever else is the fail of the week
Instead what happens is the thread goes to 300-400, falls off the first 5 pages of the catalog, and someone starts a new thread because Mark won't raise the bump limit and the mods don't bother to sticky this shit. It would take up less room in the catalog anyways if they were to.
d64839 No.13687553
>>13687512
if they keep trying this I'm sure it'd work at some point r-right?
f1c984 No.13687558
>>13687536
>thinking Bethesda had no input into this
>especially by the way they marketed it
kek, I wonder if this is the argument bethesdrones will use in the coming weeks
2df3ac No.13687562
>>13687509
Just look at this:
>Full gameplay walkthrough is roughly 6 and a half hours.
>All cutscenes compilation is 3 and a half hours.
It's 3 hours of gameplay to 3.5 hours of cutscenes.
It's more cutscene than game.
46ac37 No.13687567
>>13687558
You really think a Swedish studio full of numale cucks and neon haired sjw's needs bethesda's input to make this shit? When has bethesda been overtly sjw anyway? They are just cancer enough with their business practices, shit games and paid mods.
3eb50f No.13687569
You can be helped because you are paid for this. Don't worry, dirty jew, i'm here to help you reach those mandatory 100 posts
4ca055 No.13687572
>>13687567
If they aren't pro SJW why aren't they cracking down on this behavior in their subsidiaries? This isn't good for business and letting it fester makes no sense.
46ac37 No.13687585
>>13687572
Maybe the devs have more control over their project than you think? Who knows what the terms of the contracts with bethesda was.
9a30ae No.13687586
>>13687528
Last two threads about it are past page 13 already, don't be a faggot.
>>13687452
Also, gotta love the Jewish character Seth
>Playing chess with the Goonies Sloth tier character
>Call him "Goylem" throughtout
>Talking to BJ about how his Cabal tried to protect and keep their super powerful ancient Jewish technology from the USA and after that the Nazis
>"But they still found out about it, Oy Vey"
>Document on his desk talking about the ancient technology thats even better than the NAtSoc ones and the circle keeping it a secret
>"We aren't trying to conquer the world or kill other religions by devloping this technology and keeping a secret though oh no"
Fucking blatant
131173 No.13687587
>>13687532
>BJ in his gravest moments still gets a boot up his cucked ass by Koko the AfroGorilla as their mutt cries in the background, and the game ends afterwards, thend
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTELY BOMBASTIC FUCK HAVE THESE TURBOFAGGOTS DONE TO MY BELOVED WOLF3D FRANCHISE I GREW UP WITH SINCE CHILDHOOD?!
I thought DOOM 4 was fine, as well as Wolf: TNO due to the interesting concept of alternate-world histories, but…I want to nail the cocksmokers responsible for this to a fucking cross.
By the way, is it really true that there is Special Thanks to ANTIFA/BLM in the credits of this abomination of a game?
b7e573 No.13687594
>>13687587
Want to really rage? Go watch a random twitch stream and read ZOGbot comments in the chat.
5bb74e No.13687597
>>13687587
Play RtCW again.
a04532 No.13687600
>>13687452
Just got done playing this piece of shit. What pisses me off the most about this game is what they did to Wyatt. They threw every bit of character development he had in the previous game away so they can have their pet negress Grace take charge. What happened to the young private plagued with survivor's guilt who matured over the course of the game into a man who can lead? Wyatt, one of only two survivors from an assault on Deathead's Compound, who fought in a resistance group in the heart Nazi-controlled Europe for 14 fucking years gets turned into an acid-tripping college student (Wyatt is supposed to be 33 years old at this point) and his only purpose in the game is to get guilted for being white and pushed around by some nobody negress while spouting "DUDE, ACID, LMAO!". I don't even want to know what happens with Fergus.
45e5e0 No.13687615
>>13687562
Two minutes in paint.
5bb74e No.13687619
>>13687594
Anon, words are meaningless, and they can zogbot all they want as long as they're not buying the game.
let me show you
<haha, I'm going to spite you nahtzees and buy 30! copies of the game just to make you rightatrds mad
9a30ae No.13687625
>>13687587
> Special Thanks to ANTIFA/BLM in the credits of this abomination of a game?
No, probably a joke since the ending and credits might as well do that.
f7bfb2 No.13687627
>>13687587
And now BJ's father was a white supremacist who sold his jewish wife to the ebul natzees
The next Wolfenstein will be a full reboot, screencap this
b96810 No.13687632
>>13687615
>half the game is movie
How
C I N E M A T I C
62b4e8 No.13687633
I remember the time where the main enemy were comunists and still believed they were misrepresenting them.
Then my eyes were open about how vicious and evil comunists are.
46ac37 No.13687635
>>13687627
how many fucking times will wolfenstein have been rebooted now if that happens,3,4?
9a30ae No.13687639
>>13687600
You should see what they've done to Fergus
Hes like a senile old man, he throws banter at the Baboon like a Scottish God and then feels "defeated" after she says his face looks like a prolapsed anus.
It killed me inside
79ed41 No.13687640
>>13687582
Wolfenstein actually managed to crawl up a spot or two on that list, but it's still getting its ass kicked by a ripoff of minecraft and dayz made by a 13-year-old Canadian.
9a30ae No.13687643
>>13687635
5 if you count Wolf 3D as a reebot
62b4e8 No.13687647
>>13687640
There is nothing wrong with 7 Days to Die.
79ed41 No.13687652
>>13687647
That's not what I was referring to, given the lack of a 13-year-old leaf for head of development.
a41495 No.13687655
>>13687627
Does this game have a definite end? Or will we get one last wolfenstein that goes even more retarded with 75% of the game being cutscenes and propaganda. I am sort of interested to see what kind of crap they push out as DLC for this one.
62b4e8 No.13687658
>>13687652
Oh, missed the 13 years old thing.
131173 No.13687663
>>13687594
Nothing can get the blood I inherited from my White Russian ancestors whom barely survived the rise of Bolshevik-driven Marxism than something from my childhood being bastardized into Neo-Bolshevik propaganda, my dude.
>>13687597
PC version or PS2 version?
>>13687627
==SIXTYNIGGERS.== Of fucking
course they had to use BJ as their bastardized kike puppet and show him committing a racecrime against HIS OWN FATHER.
Then again, thanks for all of you giving me more reasons not to buy the fucking game, let alone pirate it.
9a30ae No.13687671
>>13687663
>RtCW
>PS2 version
3e7594 No.13687674
>>13687615
>this shit costs $60
>not counting the DLC/Season Pass
FUCKS SAKES
>>13687600
Way to fuck with almost any chance of having a likable character, especially the ones you choose, just to push shitty ones.
4ca055 No.13687677
>>13687627
Doesn't this game end with BJ's wife or whatever saying they have a kid? Wouldn't that seem like a deliberate setup for a Commander Keen reboot?
5bb74e No.13687680
>>13687663
PC, unless you have the Xbox one with 1 more level
check >>>/radcorp/ for ET gamenight
131173 No.13687690
>>13687633
I was born into a world where on television, in movies, in books, comics, and even video games, they were always known as the enemy, equally as bad as the Third Reich.
…And then, I learned of my ancestry the exact moment I saw this world, my country, even some of my friends become what I was genetically predispositioned to not only loathe, but also, to give my family ancestry peace?
To eradicate off the face of this godforsaken Earth, for the sake of my children and my children's children.
Death to Communism and Social Justice.
3e7594 No.13687693
>>13687677
Thats already told that she will have twin, in the beginning, you can even see this in one of the trailers.
4ca055 No.13687699
>>13687693
Forgive me for not being able to sit through any of them.
9a30ae No.13687701
>>13687680
>Playing RtCW with a gamepad
>Cursed Sands
>Anything but fucking trash
131173 No.13687708
>>13687671
>>13687680
Think I ought to nab a Classic Xbox sometime soon, then. Kudos.
9a30ae No.13687713
>>13687708
Sure, just don't fucking buy Return to Castle for it.
It plays like trash in both PS2 and Xbox versions
5bb74e No.13687719
>>13687701
I didn't know. Only heard about it.
That settles it
>>13687708
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Here's settings
7b05a7 No.13687728
>>13687455
>president of zenimaz
>zenimaz
I get that you're in a hurry to trigger liberals, but it doesn't even take a full ounce of reading comprehension to see the typo and the Kotaku-tier bullshit in that image.
9a30ae No.13687741
>>13687728
>Complaining about presentantion on a cap full of proof
Are you retarded?
>>13687469
a41495 No.13687758
>>13687741
You seem to be taking this shit way too serious, how about you fuck off? One guy says its hilarious if it turned out to be true and you go off like some angry little fucker, some guy corrects your spelling and you do the same. You're pathetic
01f1e5 No.13687762
>>13687562
Gunshot fade to black?
GUNSHOT CUT TO BLACK???
73c700 No.13687772
>>13687528
Everybody loves a trainwreck, don't be a no-fun-allowed faggoli.
a41495 No.13687784
>>13687776
You have completely lost it
9a30ae No.13687793
>>13687784
Not an argument
d46b4a No.13687796
>>13687615
>>13687562
It's still hard for me to process. Even the MGS series never went above 50% cutscene, and even if they were pretty narrative heavy games they also had a pretty decent length.
Now this comes along that is 6 hours and a half long, the plot sucks and is lefty propaganda, the gameplay is shit and most of it is cutscene.,
93149d No.13687798
Daily reminder that it is THE CURRENT YEAR
165311 No.13687811
f07a1d No.13687813
>>13687640
>>13687582
Bethesda is a big console developer, without the console sales these statistics aren't all that meaningful.
b7e573 No.13687824
>>13687562
Someone did a speedrun in 1:19.
a41495 No.13687831
>>13687813
They are meaningful if you compare it with the previous wolfensteins sales, this shit is flopping hard.
8d582f No.13687833
>>13687824
I didn't know it took that long to uninstall
62b4e8 No.13687835
Well, after seeing a few cutscenes they really manage to get some cheap sympathy by making the other side full monsters, yet they are so pussies they don't even go full horrific torture for revenge.
What a bunch of faggots.
45bc33 No.13687836
>>13687813
there will always be a correlations
c75c10 No.13687848
>>13687798
Why is a pregnant woman fighting?
f07a1d No.13687852
>>13687831
>They are meaningful if you compare it with the previous wolfensteins sales, this shit is flopping hard
Yeah but you need to compare it to all sales, not just steam sales. You need GoG and Console sales to determine how well it sold compared to previous titles.
I'm not saying it didn't flop, but I am saying that you need more than steam sales to convince anyone that it did.
60afc2 No.13687857
>>13687813
Regardless, AAA games usually get about 500k to a million sales on steam, the fact that there's very few players, seems to suggest it hasn't sold that well, especially not for the budget of a AAA game.
2f0ea5 No.13687858
>>13687474
they most likely haven't played it yet themselves, but watched some reviews. 12-15 hrs pretty much the playtime every cucked review I've seen has mentioned
79ed41 No.13687860
>>13687813
The console numbers are not available, and the numbers we can see now are still comparable to TNO's steam numbers, and said numbers are not in favor of TNC.
60afc2 No.13687862
>>13687848
You have to turn off your brain anon to enjoy it :^).
f1c984 No.13687866
>>13687852
GOG sales are negligible for most games unfortunately
You are correct about console sales though, but I'm willing to bet it will flop there as well.
Mark my words, this will maybe scrape a little over a million sold, max, which won't be able to cover the licensing, advertising/marketing and overall costs of creating the game.
4ca055 No.13687870
>>13687852
If the game was a smashing success I think we'd be hearing about it by now.
46ac37 No.13687874
remember that twitch is a big thing now, with how short it is most streamers will beat it in a single session, I think this will impact even the cucks who are interested in muh nadzi punching since it's basically a movie and they will have gotten the entire experience watching someone else "play" it
f1c984 No.13687877
>>13687874
>all the streamers beat it on the first day, forget about it and then go back to playing PUBG or whatever is becoming the new flavor of the month
kek, many normalfags might've ended up missing the streams just because the game was so fucking short it didn't last more than a day
8611e3 No.13687878
>>13687582
>>13687640
Just took a look at Steam's user reviews. Lots of people are complaining about poor performance, constant crashes (even making the whole system reboot), corrupted saves, or the game not working at all.
60afc2 No.13687880
>>13687870
That's a really good point. The media would be calling it a triumph over the alt right and a victory for socjus by now if they had the numbers to back it up.
>>13687858
I finished it in 8, but I died a bit and probably left it running in the background. I ignored every sidequest though and didn't stand around listening to the npc's, but you can't exactly call that gameplay.
62b4e8 No.13687889
>>13687878
>System reboot
The fuck? are we now paying 70€ for malware?
d1f103 No.13687890
>>13687582
Why do people have such shit taste?
ef6b73 No.13687903
>>13687880
>didn't stand around listening to the npc's
BAD GOY DETECTED
f07a1d No.13687904
>>13687870
I've only heard it's a flop on /v/ though.
721a9b No.13687905
Don't listen to /pol/. Don't forget they're literally all of Jew blood.
46ac37 No.13687907
>>13687890
3rd worlders playing dota and chink bots farming pubg hats + cs:go skines do not count as human anon
46ac37 No.13687920
>>13687904
Yes, but if it was selling well you know there would polygon articles about NADSI DRUMPFERS BTFO ANTIFA PROPAGANDA HUGE SUCCESS, giving it a 9 isn't enough since they know not as many people pay attention to that shit anymore
b13399 No.13687933
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
/pol/ here.
Don't go shitting up /v/ with politics, everyone here already knows by now that (((Wolfenstein))) is just another propagandised piece of media that does not at all accurately represent historical events. If you keep harping on this point then it will eventually get on /v/irgins nerves and they'll ignore what it is that you have to say about things that actually matter: actual political issues.
That is all.
1eb015 No.13687940
>>13687860
Also, Wolfenstein is a PC franchise. The innovations came from the PC originals. Shit, look at all the smack towards the console versions of RtCW here, and who da fuck cares about the console versions of Wolfenstein 3D? I'm pretty certain The New Order did better on consoles, but it's a bit pathetic if New Colossus isn't doing well on PC. However, it could still do decently on consoles, it's just not a good sign if the PC sales aren't that great considering the series's legacy.
b3bd31 No.13687948
>>13687933
That sounds like a bad idea. The fact is this is a game being discussed on /v/ that is heavily politicized. So long as the thread remains on topic, we should discuss this terrible abortion of marketing.
6a5b32 No.13687957
>>13687452
> I'd compare it to something like Timeshift and Singularity
Man, I knew it felt really familiar to other C-tier games I'd played in the past, but I couldn't remember the names. Thank you, anon.
46ac37 No.13687963
>>13687957
I thought timeshift was supposed to be underrated? I never played it since I didn't own a nogaems machine
7b05a7 No.13687976
>>13687741
I didn't think I'd have to spell it out. Sitting on the board of directors doesn't make you president of the company.
9a30ae No.13687981
>>13687904
All of their other shit also sold badly, from Prey to The Evil Within, even on consoles, this is no diffferent.
>>13687940
>Also, Wolfenstein is a PC franchise
So were most of the big franchises now on consoles like Call of Duty/Battefield and Witcher.
That shit hasn't mattered in a long time since the normalfag casuals flooded tech related stuff.
4ca055 No.13687982
>>13687963
There's a PC version but I think you have to go through tons of hoops to get it to work.
93149d No.13687993
>>13687848
Because motherhood is -=~*empowering*~=-
>>13687870
>>13687904
I think a good generalization of Coulter's Law is that the longer it takes for the media to announce the answer to a question, the more likely that answer is harmful to the narrative.
>>13687907
Most DOTA players only own DOTA; the people who buy games that aren't massive multiplayer competitive games are a small minority of Steam and the PC market. See: https://galyonk.in/your-target-audience-doesn-t-exist-999b78aa77ae
79ed41 No.13687996
>>13687948
What is there to discuss?
The game plays like shit, has more cutscenes than gameplay even if you're using a definition of gameplay that only involves player control of the character and thus counts the opening trolley ride in original Half-Life as gameplay, and has an annoying sheboon pretending to be worthy of a character role already occupied by a character who at least had the good sense not to be a ripoff of a blaxploitation poster-child on top of their unlikeability.
9a30ae No.13688002
>>13687963
Its underrated because it was completely forgotten and released so close to Crysis people thought it was a ripoff.
Its not a bad game like most people think, but it isn't anything special either.
>>13687982
Shit plays fine on a PC, I finished it last 4 years ago, on the same setup I have now with no issues.
6a5b32 No.13688020
>>13687512
>half the game is literally a walking simulator
This is no exaggeration, I watched a gameplay (heh) video where the player walked around for a solid half hour doing nothing but triggering flashback BJ's "BAAAAWWW muh deddy wuz mean 2 me" cutscenes.
18cb13 No.13688023
>>13687933
/v/ never gets tired of discussing a dumpster fire, especially one that insults everyone in every way possible. The game is an atrocity and this should be pointed out at every opportunity.
>>13687940
But how well does it need to do? The first game sold something like 1.4 million copies on PC, and even if we're generous and say that half of them are full price, and that it sold double that on both the PS4 and XBone it still is a pathetic amount of copies sold, especially when you account the cut the retailers, Steam, MS and Sony take, on top of marketing and the huge expenditure for art and music assets.
Dishonored 2 and Prey also sold like shit so it's pretty obvious even normalfags want nothing to do with Bethesda's soulless tripe.
f1c984 No.13688028
>>13687933
We're mocking its death anon.
b3bd31 No.13688031
>>13687996
Everything you said to start, but also the terrible writing, the obvious shoehorned propaganda, the cringe inducing voice acting, the fact that the main character calling the enemies "white ass fascist nazi pigs" in the game, but it was edited out for the commercial, and that is just off the top of my head.
6b76e0 No.13688036
>>13687933
>/pol/ here
/suicide/ here
suck my dick you don't speak for a whole board nor do you have any claim to represent them.
18cb13 No.13688040
>>13688020
All they had to do was take Return to Castle Wolfenstein and make it prettier, and maybe remove the fetish SS babes so the Swedish soycucks don't get a stroke and they still managed to fuck it up. They're horrible, horrible writers, yet they keep focusing on that aspect, likely because they're even worse game developers.
>>13688031
Don't forget they actually went and made him into a Jew too, making it very clear who the real target audience for it was.
0c0cba No.13688041
>>13687933
>Don't go shitting up /v/ with politics
I would agree with you if this piece of shit "game" wasn't 10% gameplay and 90% (((political propaganda)))
6a5b32 No.13688043
>>13687963
It's not terrible, just kind of forgettable once you get over the "huh, that's neat" gimmick. Now that I'm remembering it I think it's worth a playthrough, but I have a fondness for some C-tier stuff because a lot of times they'll break from the mold and at least try different mechanics. YMMV.
9a30ae No.13688045
>>13688040
>All they had to do was take Return to Castle Wolfenstein and make it prettier, and maybe remove the fetish SS babes so the Swedish soycucks don't get a stroke
Its called the Old Blood
It was an shitty attempt with a lesbian jew
b3bd31 No.13688046
>>13688040
>made him into a Jew too, making it very clear who the real target audience for it was.
>had an abusive father.
Are they saying that jews are capable of child abuse? That's pretty antisemitic, somebody should write a letter.
4ca055 No.13688051
>>13688046
I think the mom's the Jew.
fa4e38 No.13688052
>>13687465
I don't like Trump, but the fact that his brother is on the Board of Directors is bound to trigger gaffots.
9a30ae No.13688053
>>13688042
>People actually talking about the game now
>After countless threads of political bullshit with no one complaining about it
>CONTAIN IT CONTAIN!!!!
Fuck yourself
b08754 No.13688055
Shouldn't all the buildings be crumbling and falling apart because of the concrete mold sabotage or did they just drop that plot point?
721a9b No.13688056
>>13687933
>obnoxious shit will eventually get on people's nerves and they won't want to listen at all
This one gets it.
18cb13 No.13688058
>>13688046
Here's the wiki entry.
>Zofia was loving, caring, gentle and a compassionate woman despite her abusive relationship with her husband. When it came to her son B.J., she showed him love and kindness, protecting him from his father's cruelty. Her love and compassion was passed onto B.J., who showed this to anyone who was an ally or victim of abuse, an example is Sigrun Engel, a young girl who was abused by her mother, Irene.
Basically, the Juden are perfectly caring and loving mothers, whites are abusive bigots, especially the female ones.
a41495 No.13688063
>>13688051
So the father is a nazi and the mother is a jew?
>>13688058
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
60afc2 No.13688071
>>13688058
His father also only married her because of her jewish money/contacts and then goes on to sell her out to the nazis. You couldn't of made a more hamfisted backstory if you tried.
6a5b32 No.13688075
>>13688040
Absolutely. They have ruined this series forever by trying to make cinematic current year political statements with it. There's no real game here at all, what little interaction there is just serves to drive you to the next piece of rendered propaganda.
6ff2cb No.13688082
watching it on cytube with some buddies.
this game is so fucking shit.
>dad makes son kill his dog because he was staring saucy at a nigger
>dad married a jew despite hating jews
>yiddish doctor
>WHEEL CHAIR ACTION.
I doubt we will make it past the first hour
3d7eb8 No.13688083
>>13688023
Fuck yourself. I'm not above mocking something's failure, but it is ALL this board does now and I'm tired of it. I know it's not necessarily our fault that there are so many subjects to laugh at, but you niggers run each and every one into the ground until it ceases to be funny at all.
05e2ab No.13688084
>>13687933
>/pol/ here
No, you're not. Blow your brains out, leftypol.
a04532 No.13688094
>>13687655
>I am sort of interested to see what kind of crap they push out as DLC for this one.
Here's the DLC they're already advertising. What's interesting to me is how different the third scenario is displayed. It looks to me like the artist couldn't find anything interesting with the first two, which tells me that only the third is going to be worth playing.
>Scenario 1
Black protagonist surrounded by robots, and firing dual-wielded pistols at his oncoming foes. The majority of the image is composed of a simple yellow background. The robots are undetailed and unmenacing, they aren't even firing at the protagonist. There is nothing to clue the viewer to the game's objective, besides fighting robots.
>Scenario 2
A female sniper is displayed against an unadorned, brown-black background, below her is a sniper scope with an officer in the crosshairs. The design of the sniper is less-than-stellar, like a female James Bond assassin combined with an edgy rockband groupie. The eyepatch and heavy makeup don't seem to go well together, from a purely artistic standpoint I'd ditch the eyepatch. Nothing stands out about the officer or his adjutants, which is concerning considering the lengths Wolfenstein goes to make the German high command unique and crazy. The viewer can see that the game will revolve around assassinations, but anyone who's played previous releases knows that Wolfenstein's core gameplay does not emphasize long range sniping.
>Scenario 3
The image is topped with a beautiful mountain vista, contrasted with the brutality of combat below. A US Army Captain is pointing towards the bunkers that dot the mountainside; it is clear to the viewer that game's objective is to take the massive guns and Flakthurm. They can also see the forces arrayed between them and their objective. Given the way the Nazi troopers are sillhouetted, the image is focused far more on the objective than the enemies that will be fought along the way. Everybody knows you fight Nazis in Wolfenstein, the audience is instead hooked by knowing the mission they'll be undertaking. Unlike the other two, the presence of the Captain and his posing tell the viewer they will be accompanied by other fighters. The Captain also has advanced technological equipment strapped to his helmet. One of the major draws of Wolfenstein is the seeing the strange and alternate technologies introduced, and now we get to see some used by the allies.
b3bd31 No.13688101
>>13688083
>but it is ALL this board does now and I'm tired of it.
>All video games are now is political statements
>The board discusses that.
Leave if you don't want to talk about it. Plenty of threads, or maybe reddit is more your speed?
60afc2 No.13688105
>>13688082
apart from the other shit, I think it's worth mentioning that at least 2 of the levels are annoying as shit to play. The wheelchair level (which is the fucking opening level) and the venus one where you have to keep refueling your suit.
a41495 No.13688110
>>13688094
Taking bets on if they make the female sniper ugly in game.
4ca055 No.13688112
>>13688094
This is some really lazy artwork that doesn't make any kind of sense to be drawn the way it is in-universe.
6ff2cb No.13688113
>>13688105
when do they go to venus, we're still on the wheel chair level.
18cb13 No.13688114
>>13688071
I really have to ask myself who writes shit like this? It's not even writing, it's just a shitty Mary Sue fanfic where the abused girl is replaced by a blonde fridge. It's infantile, it's offensive on a level that goes beyond the political, it's just complete and utter tripe devoid of any passion. Putting a video of the developers masturbating while watching their wives getting gangbanged by niggers would have achieved the same fucking result. Fuck this game and fuck everyone that participate in making it.
>>13688075
I don't even know what they're trying to do? Tell a serious story? So why make it so completely over the top and seeped in parody? Where they trying to make a political statement? Then why mar it with infantile humor and deliberately offensive content that detracts from the message?
What is the point of this game?
>>13688083
No one gives a shit about your blog.
60afc2 No.13688119
>>13688113
about the 5 hour mark I'd say. It's the 2nd to last level I think or near the end
4fa61c No.13688122
You can't make this shit up, they're really riding this fucking bullshit.
62b4e8 No.13688131
>>13688122
We need a comunist killing game.
18cb13 No.13688138
>>13688122
I don't get it. Do they want Nazis to make a comeback? Is this some weird mental illness or a projection of their masochistic tendencies?
>>13688131
That would be actually fun, and we can't have that.
a41495 No.13688140
>>13688122
Another dev that wont see my money again, what a shame.
b3bd31 No.13688142
>>13688122
The NFL tried to take a stance against racist nazi drumpf supporters, and now they're imploding. I wonder how bad this will backfire for them.
>your a nigger, the guy is right even if he is a /leftypol/ kike.
>/leftypol/ being right about anything.
You're so obvious it's painful to watch.
6ff2cb No.13688150
>>13688119
well shit, most of the guys left because they didn't like how progressive Wheel Chair commando is.
I don't know how much longer it will last
4ca055 No.13688154
>>13688122
Why would you punch someone in a game where you play a sniper?
b3bd31 No.13688157
>>13688142
Fucking hell meant to reply to the other sperg.
88bb39 No.13688158
>>13688127
infographs! holy shit this guy really is from /pol/! wow!
t. /b/
a41495 No.13688161
Also, the tweet is real http://archive.is/AJoOa just checked.
240d8b No.13688166
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=46420
>Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus average completion time: 8h 58m (538 min.)
>Total cutscene length (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rEoCkIwCw): 2h 13m (133 min.)
>Total average gameplay time: 6h 45m (405 min.)
>minutes of gameplay for every 1 minute of cutscenes: 3,045112782
>gameplay/cutscene ratio ((100/totalplaytime)*cutscenetime), rounded upwards: 25%
For comparison's sake:
Wolfenstein: The New Order
https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=16886
>Wolfenstein: The New Order average completion time: 11h 50m (710 min.)
>Total cutscene length (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC0vUS7i9JA): 1h 48m (108 min.)
>Total average gameplay time: 10h 2m (602 min.)
>minutes of gameplay for every minute of cutscenes: 5,574074074
>gameplay/cutscene ratio ((100/totalplaytime)*cutscenetime), rounded upwards: 15%
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=24484
>Wolfenstein: The Old Blood average completion time: 6h (360 min.)
>Total cutscene length (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQqsrv339GM): 18 min.
>Total average gameplay length: 5h 42m (342 min.)
>minutes of gameplay for every minute of cutscenes: 19
>gameplay/cutscene ratio ((100/totalplaytime)*cutscenetime), rounded upwards: 5%
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
>https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=7764
>Return to Castle Wolfenstein average completion time: 8h 27m (507 min.)
>Total cutscene time (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcuULvGGoD8): 31m
>Total gameplay time: 7h 56m
>Minutes of gameplay for each minute of cutscenes: 16,354838710
>cutscene/gameplay ratio ((100/totalplaytime)*cutscenetime): 6%
Average completion times are subject to change. Keep in mind that 'game movies' tend to inflate the length with bits of gameplay, in-game dialogue, and whatnot. For example, the one that's 3h 34 min long which people have been posting around does contain several bits of gameplay and walking around to edit it into a semi-coherent movie, and doesn't actually represent the length of the cutscenes in the game.
For the sake of accuracy I've opted to use sources which only contained the pre-rendered cutscenes and some of the non-interactive in-game segments where you're basically locked into place and can't move anywhere as people talk to you. I'd argue that the HL2-ish narrative segments where you can move around but can't really progress anywhere until the NPCs are done talking would also have to be included, but for the sake of consistency I opted for the former as no uploader can seem to come to a consensus what constitutes all of the cutscenes of a game, and there's not a lot of sources for the cutscenes of TNC given that it was just released.
You can expect there being more non-interactive gameplay than is listed above which would constitute standing around aimlessly amongst other things, and given what people here consider 'actual gameplay', you can assume that a good portion of the aforementioned gameplay time is wasted on in-game cinematics and so on and is not entirely accurate. The TNC demos did show gameplay footage where you're just walking around in some American city with a fire extinguisher (nuke) in your hands, no action involved.
But nonetheless, you can see that TNC does represent a higher ratio of cutscenes compared to all of the other Wolfenstein games, which is pretty fucking gay. It's also shorter than the first game in the new series, which is even gayer. As another comparison, using this method to calculate the cutscene ratio of MGS4, you'd end up around 45%, so it could've been worse.
b13399 No.13688170
>>13688127
>I'm right
>I'm from /leftypol/
Try again anon. Pick one this time.
a41495 No.13688179
>Obvious faggot trying to derail is STILL getting replies
You faggots cant help yourselves
0eb8ea No.13688186
>>13688138
"Nazi" pretty much means "someone I disagree with" nowadays.
a4f8ea No.13688188
>>13687933
>/pol/ here.
>Don't go shitting up /v/ with politics
Back to >>>/cuckchan/
4ca055 No.13688196
>>13688166
At least MGS4 actually had really good gameplay, unlockables, and a multiplayer mode. What does this shitheap have that even compares?
a4f8ea No.13688198
6ff2cb No.13688201
>>13688196
nazi punching, fat shaming and wheel chair action
18cb13 No.13688203
>>13688166
Proper gameplay is only those parts where I have a gun and enemies to shoot at, or a puzzle to solve, otherwise it's just empty filler with me as a camera on legs. I don't mind a game being shorter so long as it justifies being short by always featuring something new and interesting. TNO had none of that, it was just boring filler with more boring filler on top. Even the Moonbase is the same, exact shit, with a pathetically short spacewalk where you do fuckall. That's how talentless these hacks are, they couldn't even make a semi open Moon level where you shoot enemies in low G.
>>13688186
They keep it up and people will start thinking that if they keep calling you a Nazi and punching you you might as well join the Nazis and punch back.
>>13688196
You get to be a Shabbat Goy and punch Nazis.
a41495 No.13688209
>>13688166
>It could have been worse
I am so fucking sick of this shit, back when they came with horse armor and now.
6a5b32 No.13688213
>>13688114
>I don't even know what they're trying to do? Tell a serious story? So why make it so completely over the top and seeped in parody? Where they trying to make a political statement? Then why mar it with infantile humor and deliberately offensive content that detracts from the message?
It's a typical "clown nose on, clown nose off" pattern like Jon Stewart used to pull on The Daily Show, where he wanted stupid young people to take him seriously but would claim "I'm just a Comic" whenever challenged. Bethesda and Machine Games want it both ways. They want to show inflammatory and targeted ads, give interviews where it's clear this game was made with an agenda behind it, but when people call out the race-baiting bullshit they can say "Dude, chill, it's just a video game." Seems kind of cowardly to me, they should at least have the courage of their convictions, you know? And it's not a video game, having fast-forwarded through an almost entire playthrough I can see it's just a six hour statement movie with limited interaction. Evidently they're going to sell you the rest of the actual game parts via DLC.
ac3dd4 No.13688218
>>13688006
>you will never play super mario kart with your fellow German soldiers
Life is sad
6ff2cb No.13688231
>Nazi mom is a phycopath bitch
>fatty daughter for some reason is a fatty
>acts lik a complete monster
no mother or nazi would act like this, holy shit.
3d7eb8 No.13688232
>>13688212
>60 million people
OY VEY
4ca055 No.13688243
>>13688231
I've known tons of mothers who act like massive pieces of shit to their children. None of them were white though.
1b6cc3 No.13688245
>>13687798
Why didn't she just take off the jacket and keep the sweater she had under the jacket on? Was the guy who wrote this scene just really into pregnant jewish women?
Why were the soldiers on the left aiming at BJ as well, if the two on the right had eyes on him? Seems like being so focused on one target would get most soldiers killed. Oh wait
Why did she take such a big risk throwing the grenades like that instead of moving away and finding cover? Did she know she would have to dual wield machine guns to kill the Robodog and that BJ would stand there like an idiot?
Why was BJ just standing there like an idiot letting all the nazis and their giant robodog with a flamethrower mouth open the door and shoot the ever loving fuck out of him? He would've ran the other fucking way and found cover, not stand there and be so useless that his pregnant wife has to save him.
Why did the two grenades magically lose their pins halfway through the air?
why
6ff2cb No.13688252
>there's only 2 of us left
if anyone wants to join, stream is here.
https://cytu.be/r/The_Comfyass_Theater
a4f8ea No.13688255
>>13688242
Nice argument. Good job saving those to prove you're not at all a leftycuck, you even typed the word nigger, that must've been hard.
>>>/suicide/
>>>/neofag/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/leftypol/
240d8b No.13688260
>>13688245
Her jacket caught fire from the Panzerhund, so it'd be safe to assaume everything beneath was liable to burn as well, though that's the only logical course of action I can find in this scene
b13399 No.13688262
>>13688212
>Hitler was Satan
>Nazis are demons
>Swastikas are pentagrams
This is the religion of Modernity.
a4f8ea No.13688263
>>13688243
>I've known tons of mothers who act like massive pieces of shit to their children. None of them were white though.
Nigger mothers in particular seem to act more petulant than their own children. If you've ever seen black parents try to discipline their kids in public, they almost always just yell and complain at them like they're yelling at another hoodrat from the street.
5bb74e No.13688266
>>13688114
>I really have to ask myself who writes shit like this?
Most famous and acclaimed writer is Jan Tomasz Gross; did you know that poles were so cruel and inhuman, nazis had to step in to stop those monstrous jeweaters and hide them in camps to protect them?
Unfortunately poles were throwing gas into showers and bombing supply trucks with matzos for poor G*d's chosen, please buy my book "neighbors"
>>13688127
>Poles
>Allies of the Soviets
stop posting anytime
b9d5d0 No.13688276
>>13688245
Don't forget the part where she lands belly first in the fall. Now correct Me if I'm wrong but wouldn't that create enough trauma to cause a miscarriage?
5bb74e No.13688284
>>13688276
it would, also seeing beheaded corpse of a friend is not a good thing for a pregnant mother and by extension the baby.
240d8b No.13688289
>>13688276
It's Jew Mågic, son. I ain't gotta explain shit. This careless display of motherhood made the paternal instincts creep up in even a loveless virgin like me to cringe and shout please think about the baby.
a4f8ea No.13688292
>>13688286
Reverse sage
>>>/leftypol/
5bb74e No.13688296
>>13688291
And Józef beck fucked up the first time in 1000 years of history of better relationships with Prussia.
>tfw Poland could've been like Finland
b3bd31 No.13688298
>>13688276
At that stage of pregnancy it would definitely cause a lot of trauma.
b3bd31 No.13688303
>>13688296
Maybe then poland would have better memes? Still poland ball is nice.
84ff4c No.13688312
Is it surprising that zenimax only publishes shit?
60afc2 No.13688322
>>13688245
She also literally hobbles around like an actual pregnant woman near the start of the game, only to go full on rambo when the story demands it.
4dbf44 No.13688324
>>13688276
It would result into LOSS.
b397b8 No.13688326
>AAA Bethesda game
>massive marketing and shilling campaigns
>80k purchases
>16k peak players
a41495 No.13688334
>>13688326
Even at their most inaccurate maximum the numbers would still be absolutely abysmal. Holy shit
4dbf44 No.13688340
>>13688326
Thats one of the cases were the marketing is more competent than the real deal.
b9d5d0 No.13688341
666966 No.13688343
>>13688326
>It's a flop
>mfw
GET FUCKED, SWEDCUCKS!!!
b397b8 No.13688346
Can you guess what almost five year old game this is?
I'll give you a hint. It's Elite Dangerous without spaceships.
b3bd31 No.13688349
>>13688346
No way it's star citizen.
4ca055 No.13688350
>>13688346
Euro Truck Simulator?
5bb74e No.13688351
>>13688346
Euro Truck Simulator 2?
b397b8 No.13688353
>>13688351
>>13688350
ye
Euro Truck Simulator 2, is blowing a AAA fresh release out of the water.
5bb74e No.13688356
>>13688353
You can truck around being comfy, or watch shitty marxist propaganda, the choice is obvious.
98452b No.13688357
>>13688166
>Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Time to replay
33202f No.13688372
>>13688356
Being a simulator, it can get difficult right?
6a5b32 No.13688380
>>13688357
Do you know if anyone ever modded/ported over the extra "prequel" levels from the original Xbox and PS2 versions? I've held onto the Xbox version all these years because as far as I know it's the only way to play them (and they're good levels).
5bb74e No.13688381
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13688357
Which is better? Action! or SS Elite Guard Assault?
Embed is the latter
>>13688372
Yes
52b10b No.13688382
Is the "difficulty" in this shit just throwing bullet sponges in your face like Jew Order?
Also did anyone export the first assault rifle and the enemy models because they were the only thing worthwhile in that shit
5bb74e No.13688386
>>13688382
This time difficulty is enemies ignoring your ebin G*d's chosen armor and killing you in 2 hits
>>13688382
>Literally Stg44 with PIPE glued on top
>not using G11 and other magical shit
a04532 No.13688403
>>13688382
The guns used in the prologue of The New Order all looked and felt great. It's a shame they were only used for a single mission.
1693e7 No.13688411
>>13688399
Almost makes me want to reinstall that piece of shit. Almost. Nice dubs.
05e2ab No.13688424
>>13688399
I never found out. Can you kill faggots and other degenerates as effortlessly as this in WD2?
>>13688411
And is there ANY fucking word on hacking the online-only features of Hitman for offline use?
b9d5d0 No.13688428
05e2ab No.13688431
>>13688326
TWO HOURS OF GAMEPLAY
FOUR HOURS OF CUTSCENES
b397b8 No.13688432
>>13688424
You're a hipsternigger in WD2, so it's pointless.
674b55 No.13688434
>>13688243
>None of them were white though.
Yeah just like that girl who didn't go the to jail because the baby would recover from two black eyes.
84ff4c No.13688436
5bb74e No.13688442
>>13688424
What, contracts and escalations?
Inventory now syncs so once you unlock it online you get it available offline.
If you want to pirate buy intro pack and use DLC unlocker for the missions.
240d8b No.13688444
>>13688431
At least refer to >>13688166 for something more accurate, you don't need to spread lies
05e2ab No.13688451
>>13688444
>it says exactly what I said
>and what YouTube gameplay videos are saying
>lies
What did he mean by this?
>>13688442
Yeah, I mean unlocking stuff for a pirated version. I want more than just the “sandbox” system that is only available offline. I’m locked out of all the items, specialized contracts, and all that other stuff.
9609ac No.13688454
Someone come shitpost with us while we watch the game.
>>13688252
98452b No.13688455
>>13688380
I think xbox is superior version still due to how it was packed:
http://wolfenstein.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Return_to_Castle_Wolfenstein
>In PC edition, maps are packed into PK3 format, which is actually renamed ZIP archive. As for PS2, it uses RDF format, and Xbox uses CACHEMAP format. I did quite extensive googling and, unfortunately, wasn't able to find a way to unpack those. I came to conclusion that only way to play that mission is to play it on the actual console, either PS2 or Xbox. I was quite suprised when I managed to run PS2 edition with emulator on my not-so-good laptop. Game even ran on smooth 60 FPS. I played through the mission yesterday (collecting all the secrets), and now I plan on playing the rest on PC.
I might do what he did, get an emu version to play those missions and the switch to this month release of
return to castle wolfenstein coop 1.0 if I can organise to play it with someone:
http://www.moddb.com/mods/rtcw-classic-cooperative-campaign
>>13688381
ss elite guard assault sounds better, hehe, forgot how good the music is
6ff2cb No.13688456
>>13688397
fug, already beat me to it
5bb74e No.13688472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13688451
You'd need to spoof the servers somehow, it's more tangible to get intropack and use DLC unlocker on a Russian account.
>>13688455
Here's Action! for comparison.
98452b No.13688473
>>13688454
i would but it doesn't want to work in pale moon I've also blocked most of google's servers in my host file so it could be that, but I can watch youtube, so it shouldn't be that
b90090 No.13688491
>>13687798
She jumped on top of him, stomach down.
Wouldn't that kill the baby?
6a5b32 No.13688497
>>13688455
Oh, that's an idea, PS2 emu. Thanks, anon.
a41495 No.13688498
e8d8b2 No.13688500
>>13687632
>How
>
>C I N E M A T I C
But does it run at a cinematic 30fps?
5bb74e No.13688503
>>13688491
>implying libshits know basic biology
>implying muh lumps of cells isn't just babble to excuse murder
33202f No.13688509
>>13688500
Even better! It struggles to run at all!
a41495 No.13688511
>>13688509
>Expecting a working game at launch
>Expecting optimization
It's the current year after all, get with the times you entitled shitlords!
84ff4c No.13688535
e83d2d No.13688536
I kind of want to play RTCW. I've got it but it's not installed.
Should I give it a shot? If so, what are some good things to expect? Technical issues to look out for, which difficulties are best to play on, and so on.
4dbf44 No.13688544
>>13688382
Both the 1946 and 1960s are unnecessarily bulged sideways, in a time were nazis have access to advanced tech to make smaller and better looking shit. The aesthetic and concept of the stock is the only good thing.
HMG STG-N design is what you could expect of a advanced STG
33202f No.13688552
>>13688544
I don't know about smaller. A lot of the Nazi architecture and guns seem designed to be massive and imposing.
46ac37 No.13688555
>>13688518
based redpilled elder BTFOing modern video game industry
e8d8b2 No.13688569
>>13687993
>>13687798
That doesn't look empowering to me, it looks absurd - which is fine for a game, if the general tone of the rest of the title is going for an over-the-top fun action flick… of which I didn't get the sense that game was from the trailers being shown.
From the camera angles, it just looks like fetish porn from me. I seriously think someone on the dev team turned his boner fuel into virtue signaling in order to get his fetish prime-time in a major AAA game.
5bb74e No.13688572
>>13688536
Yes
Large levels, glittering gold, secret areas, super soldiers lopers medieval undead Play on normal first, then you can go for death incarnate
Technical issues are crashing on startup and instability.
Also make an autoexec.cfg file in "Main" subfolder
With the values from here >>13687719
r_mode might be -1 or something else, 9 works for me, same with fov and resolution
b3bd31 No.13688573
Watching the game right now shitposting with anons. The black negress is a walking stereotype. Saying the word shiiieet every sentence.
7717dd No.13688588
>>13687586
>>13687772
>why do you not want us to fill up this board with /pol/ bitching threads instead of making a containment thread for it?
>>>/cuckchan/
6ff2cb No.13688590
>>13688573
>Jew numale literally worships a toilet
you can't make this shit up
670830 No.13688596
>>13688552
>architecture
It was the trend of the time. Google for example the Senate house, London. After the war, the anglos stopped building like that because muh nazis.
>guns
the kurtz was kind of designed as the rifle that could be shot as much as a submachine gun before needing a reload. Note that miniaturization of intermediate rifle rounds didn't even come along until the early 60s with the Colt initiative for reworking the M16 platform into the M4 which did have significant work put into it while I'm not sure when the modern pattern of AKS came into existence but the early paratrooper designs were just AK47s with foldable buttstocks that were pretty much MP40 stocks.
50a688 No.13688600
>>13688535
>>13688555
That was the Last of Us. The old guy liked it.
45bc33 No.13688603
>>13688573
>come at me you.. white ass nazi pigs
a41495 No.13688607
>>13688588
>3 hour ban is over
>Shows up again
Butthurt
5bb74e No.13688609
47c430 No.13688616
>>13687615
Wouldn't the gameplay walkthrough skip cutscenes?
67d76a No.13688619
>>13688534
>terror-billy
Jesus fucking Christ
551fb9 No.13688625
>>13687512
Not just journos but fucking shills are in full damage control mode. Go take a peak at the cuckchan thread.
>>13687582
And this is why. There is no way that game is selling as expected.
7717dd No.13688629
>>13688607
>everyone I don't like is one guy
On second thought, this place might be more to your liking >>>/suicide/
a41495 No.13688635
>>13688629
Yea it is just pure coincidence that the shitposter trying to derail the thread got a 3 hour ban and exactly 3 hours later you show up :^) here is your last reply
84ff4c No.13688641
>not being a card carrying member of the people's party
>2020
You want to be on the wrong side of the history?
46ac37 No.13688646
>>13688619
the whole plot and writing seems like what would happen if you gave a 14 year old newgrounds flash game designer AAA funding
670830 No.13688654
>>13688646
It might exactly be what happened given how a lot of veteran devs have already left their parent studios even though most of them don't end up having success stories like cliffy B as a recent example
a41495 No.13688667
>>13688646
They certainly think on the level of a 14 year old although im sure you could ask a 14 year old for cool ideas for your FPS and actually get some good shit.
93149d No.13688669
>>13688397
>not naming the file "The New CoLOSSus"
Step up your game nigga
>>13688534
We can only pray the score gets lower as time goes on.
>>13688646
That comparison is absolutely insulting to the 14-year-olds. I'm sure most of them are smarter than that.
7717dd No.13688670
>>13688636
>>13688635
>being this paranoid of one anon
>everyone who disagrees with me is 'muh boogeyman'
Anon, does it hurt being this fucking stupid?
33202f No.13688675
>>13688596
Fascinating stuff.
33202f No.13688684
>>13688619
I don't fully understand "Terror-billy" Is it supposed to be some sort of German pun?
d4973d No.13688689
Nothing I love more than watching the alt-reddit whine & cry about video games.
a82d3c No.13688725
>>13687798
I assume theres an abortion scene right after this?
0a3e09 No.13688734
Worst part about the game is trying to explain why it's shit
>I hate this game
>wtf u're a nazi xD
>UPBOAT
>>13688536
Pretty sure thats the game where you turn on Nazi mode and kill all the Americans, sadly you can't gas jews and kill gypsies for fun
>no random civilian massacring game
4d9ccd No.13688735
>all the TNC webms of cutscenes
Wew, is there a fart/scat cutscene as well?
5bb74e No.13688741
>>13688735
there's blood, pissing, vomit, spitting all in one scene with Hitler.
a04532 No.13688742
>>13688684
The nazis are victims of BJ's billying.
84ff4c No.13688743
>>13688734
>>I hate this game
>
>>wtf u're a nazi xD
>
>>UPBOAT
Pretty clever of devs if that was their goal.
cda2f5 No.13688745
>>13688735
Probably DLC, along with a mission of going into a hadzee daycare center and killing nazi babies. Fuck it, mission of slaughtering pregnant nazi women as the blood showering, pregnant polish jewess.
Taking nazi punching to the next level.
01f1e5 No.13688748
>>13688734
>no random civilian massacring game
Really? I'm pretty sure there's Modern Warfare 2, Hatred, and Postal
000000 No.13688755
Man, this game bombed bad kek
Losing to fucking Skyrim
98452b No.13688757
>>13688734
I wonder can the new collossus be modded for nazi mode
9a30ae No.13688758
>>13688734
>Nazi mode and kill all the Americans
>RtCW
The fuck are you on about?
9a30ae No.13688763
>>13688757
>Zenimax/Beth Softworks published games
>Modding
They're shitty AAA console ports, enjoy your fucking SnapMap
000000 No.13688766
>>13688757
I think that goes without saying. It's already cracked you can pirate it only a matter of time but I'm not even sure you want to. This shit is mostly made up of cringey cutscenes, it's a nongame like what started GG to begin with.
0a3e09 No.13688770
>>13688748
Haven't tried Hatred yet actually, thought it was a shit game. Must've been the bad publicity it got. Postal 2 is fucking hilarious
>pisses on a dog
>hacks it apart
>burns the entire town down
>>13688758
On one of them, you get a separate game mode and kill bj. The more I try to find it the more I see about collosus, I'm sure someone here remembers the name of the mode
33202f No.13688772
>>13688763
>SnapMap
SnapMap is so hard to take seriously because anytime I'm impressed looking at something in it, I think "well it's all cobbled together from prefabricated parts…"
ef6b73 No.13688773
>>13688636
I wonder if I'm banned?
a41495 No.13688780
>>13688770
Hatred is just a top down shooter with destructive enviroments. Its a 6 or 7, doesnt really stand out that much.
1ac93d No.13688812
>>13688763
SnapMap is fucking joke, TimeSpliters 2
84ff4c No.13688820
1ac93d No.13688821
>>13688812
*TimeSpliters 2 had better shit back in PS2-era
This shit is giving ma a fucking aneurysm, fuck this industry.
98452b No.13688822
33202f No.13688824
>>13688821
Could make some decent Wolfenstein sorts of levels with it, that's for sure.
c358af No.13688837
You can't expect good gameplay from AAA departments who have totally abandoned the Right Old Way of game design. They don't design levels, dungeons, or encounters. They design scenes, sets and exposition.
05e2ab No.13688885
>>13688689
>this little effort
98452b No.13688906
never cared for "the eternal <insert group>" meme, but the eternal swede isn't just a meme.
6b227c No.13688913
>>13687452
SJW cuckold beta mods deleted my thread since they're gay game got BTFO. The asshurt everywhere is delicious.
0cdfbc No.13688918
>>13688913
You made another thread when this one was already up you double nigger.
6b227c No.13688927
>>13688918
>t. ass ravaged cuckold
98452b No.13688942
>>13688906
just noticed return to castle wolfenstein's metacritic score, heiled
9a30ae No.13688947
>>13688927
>>13688913
Kill yourself cuckchanner
Lurk some more before posting like a newfag retard
1d934e No.13688950
>>13688918
That jpg compression is so strangely bad that I don't know how it's possible.
0cdfbc No.13688956
>>13688950
Oh thanks friend. Have a skeleton wife trying to cheer you up.
ed53e2 No.13688957
>>13688950
it makes the image more authentic
93149d No.13688960
>>13688942
I had a giggle.
>>13688913
>>13688927
This thread only just hit bump limit, I think you can wait a day for it to fall off the board before making another thread.
33202f No.13688961
>>13688956
D'aww, pretending to be pregnant.
a12de7 No.13688963
>>13687933
>/pol/ here
>complaining about propaganda
/pol/ and imageboards are in the same kind of disgusting parasitic relationship as SJW's and Tumblr. Please fuck off back to your hole while people who aren't obsessed with identity politics and failed ideologies of the past are trying to talk about vidya. also…
>Wolfenstein
>Does not accurately represent historical events
oh shit I didn't know that mecha-Hitler didn't really happen. I thought mecha-Hitler was 100% real, historical event.
a12de7 No.13688972
>>13687963
It was pretty fun and stylish but way too short, I believe they had to cut it short due to budget being cut.
551fb9 No.13688994
>>13688963
Neither /v/ nor /pol/ politicized this garbage. That was all MachineGames and Bethesda.
e83d2d No.13689013
>>13688963
If you don't like imageboards, what the fuck are you doing here?
Get out.
93149d No.13689019
>>13688963
>putting newlines between meme arrows
>>>/reddit/
>>13689008
I don't know why you're replying to me, but have a (You).
ef6b73 No.13689023
a04532 No.13689026
>>13689008
This is probably the worst falseflagging I've ever seen. Also, make sure to buy my parent company's game.
9a5ca4 No.13689033
>>13688963
leddit spacing is just a meme they said
84ff4c No.13689034
a12de7 No.13689036
>>13689013
Reread my post, faggot. I like imageboards, I dislike /pol/ using them as a safe space for their politics. It's one thing to resist the dangerous leftist doctrine, it's another to replace them with a mirror image of it just because it's the opposing side.
>>13689019
>>13689033
I will space things the way I want, I prefer sticking lots of newlines everywhere because it makes reading easier. It's a programming habit.
Reddit didn't invent /n so please fuck off.
45bc33 No.13689057
>leftypol finally getting serious about shilling in these threads
You are corporate stooges.
93149d No.13689072
>>13689036
The reason people refer to it as "Reddit spacing" is because Reddit's markdown engine eats single newlines, so you have to indent twice in order to create a new paragraph. When people post like that on an imageboard they stick out like a Jew in a mosque.
Also go back to Reddit, faggot.
8a386c No.13689079
>leftypol is so asshurt about their Nazi Punching simulator being such a terrible game with shit sales they start spamming porn on /v/
Post yfw you're not /leftypol/
46ac37 No.13689085
>>13689057
leading up to this they had threads up how the current generation are all communists and they are winning the culture war and this games success was going to prove it
they are in full damage control mode now
b3bd31 No.13689087
Does anyone have a picture of best dad?
a41495 No.13689103
Impressive how this thread managed to reach bump limit with only one faggot trying to derail.
98452b No.13689188
>>13689079
and I'm still hungry
a41495 No.13689203
>>13689196
These are great but some go off way too long like pic related.
45bc33 No.13689218
>>13689203
I find the juxtapose of saying it as a fun fact but its actually a long conspiracy like saying the best part.
b3bd31 No.13689222
>>13689196
No I mean BJ's dad. The one that he kills for being a good father trying to set him straight.
e83d2d No.13689295
You know, I liked TNO quite a bit more than most other 2013-2015 releases because it at least tried to do things differently. Having to choose between Fergus and Wyatt early on felt like a fresh idea in a game with an otherwise generic sequence. I think anyone else here who's played TNO can at least agree with me on that. Fergus was hands-down the best character in the game
The pacing was also breddy gud. It felt like a long journey across nazi-controlled europe, and had some decent uninterrupted stretches of gameplay. Gunplay was decent, art direction and atmosphere were great, and there were cool details like how there's new nazi weapons and enemies after the timeskip. Of course it was also littered with filler and bullshit, and the plot was full of holes. It ran like shit, is completely linear, and has technical issues that it really shouldn't, but I still remember the game quite well.
I think TNO was the perfect setup to an even better sequel, but they totally fucking floundered. Really disappointing.
dc7272 No.13689372
>ask for thread to be made into a cyclical to contain cancer
>thread is clearly full of political bait & cancer
>Cyclical would allow for both free speech & contain cancer
>gets banned by hot-pocket for "political bait"
Brown you are a shit mod & should be ashamed of yourself.
>>13689079
>1433563584995-0.jpg
ef6b73 No.13689453
>>13689085
Can we add /v/ to this list?
e2ef15 No.13689593
just rented this game. oh my god. it's terrible.
>cringy racism from inside tge mond of a liberal
>muh based niggers
>jarring cut scenes
>you're a white aryan man regardless your mom is straight up a jew
>muh based joos
>fuck nazis fuck trump fuck white people but g-go usa
>bioshock floaty controls and combat
>took the helmet armor gag seriously
>muh based niggers
the niggers in the game, god damn. reminds me of bioshock infinite.
a12de7 No.13689686
>>13689295
Totenkopf was a difficult character to top. I think they should've gone with a straight-up Mecha Hitler but alas it didn't happen. The game's shit.
a12de7 No.13689696
>>13689222
Anon, I don't know if you're trolling but his father made him shoot his dog, beat him, beat his mother, and then sold his mother to the Nazis for cash. I don't know how you can possibly say this is good parenting.
28c332 No.13689750
>>13689696
>>13689686
Double posting to avoid spacing ain't gonna help you hide your leddit tendencies if you don't get anon humor, boyo.
6ff2cb No.13689762
>>13689696
He gave his son a shotgun to fight the monsters in the basement. the dog shooting was only real in BJ's mind.
2224e8 No.13689789
>>13688122
I thought Sniper Elite 4 was pretty good. I think they're just posting it to receive publicity from a recently published game.
6ff2cb No.13689831
well that was fucking shit.
hope you were all comfy suffering together.
2224e8 No.13689857
>>13688243
white lesbian mothers would
063da1 No.13689861
>>13689831
It was comfy. Game was absolute shit, but you anons were alright.
000000 No.13689884
>>13687455
>drumpf's brother
>zenimax CEO
>nazi
Are you on crack?
b7e573 No.13690151
>>13688245
>>13688260
Why didn't she have a bra on though? And if she did, how did it come off so fast?
b7e573 No.13690174
>>13689781
It's almost like cosmic karma for his death.
a4859f No.13690242
>mfw western companies rip off a classic's name to bank on normalfags' goldfish memory
"Hey I remember that game, it was on that Top 10 games of all times article"
a4859f No.13690336
>>13688138
>I don't get it. Do they want Nazis to make a comeback?
No, you've just been conned into getting triggered by abuse on nazi. AKA the most normal thing in western fiction for 70 years.
Imagine your ancestors looking down to their great nephews, and see them siding with the guys they spent killing in WW2. Feeling all butthurt that nazi is synonymous to comically evil. You were supposed to feel superior for being american, you fucking idiot. Instead you let them corner yourself into a self-defeating, impossible to defend attitude.
9cbe84 No.13690395
the kikes are really going into over drive with this propaganda bullshit. it's like they hijacked all the biggest franchises, killed them, and then made them mouthpieces for whatever the fuck they were supposed to virtue signal this week
this is going to lead to gamer gate 2.0. gamers don't care about politics, they want to have a good time. but that won't happen, more of their favorite franchises will follow suit, sjws always double down. and you know what will happen once their favorite games will turn into a massive pile of poo poo? these gamers wil, ask questions. and they will go to /pol/ to ask these questions, and that will start them down a new path altogether. very dangerous route the game developers are choosing
28c332 No.13690401
>>13690336
The marketers played off of the "fine people" quote intentionally framing nazis as trump supporters. That type of cynical, neurotic marketing deserves consumer backlash.
895437 No.13690424
>>13690395
Truth be told, it was probably just a fad:
>Studio A starts developing game with SJW shit
>Studio B's corporates copy them to get into that market (even if it's shit)
>Studio C's corporates see this and also want in, but because they are late to the party, they start employing diversity hires
>Studios A and B see this and start doing the same
So on and so forth, they have been making this with genres, gameplay gimmicks since forever, only this time it has been interlaced with politics
Now that all these projects have burned, they will move on
9cbe84 No.13690461
>>13690424
it's too late, the damage is done. I've seen more and more people over at cuckchan talking about going over to /pol/ because they're tired of all the sjw bullshit in videogames. hell, the sticky there told them to discuss neogaf threads there not too long ago
more and more young men will get involved with politics now, and that will only intensify as these studios double down
3232aa No.13690464
>>13690336
but my family fought for the nazi's
28c332 No.13690512
>>13690424
>>13690461
Leftie narratives tend to be more easily conveyed in fiction and fantasy, so there will usually be an imbalance of them in creative fields compared to say conservative people. Problem is the media has easy time pushing over the brink into blithering libtard territory. As long as trump is in office expect them to think it's their moral duty to use their work as a mouthpiece.
9cbe84 No.13690528
>>13687878
how the fuck does a videogame force a restart of the whole system?
ac3dd4 No.13690669
>>13688956
If skellos can't preggos then how are they borno?
ce7fce No.13690852
>>13690528
>He never had a bsod
efeba3 No.13690853
I read this on a youtube video
>the ending is fucking hilarious. "If you want your children to be free, you are one of us" says the protagonist as he stands next to a fucking communist
Is this fucking real?
b0e161 No.13690992
>>13688071
>outjewing a jew
b0e161 No.13691028
>>13688296
Prussia was a cancer growth that started on Polish soil, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobrzy%C5%84_Land#History
Hungarians were right to kick the Teutonic Order out from the get-go.
6ff2cb No.13691334
>>13690336
>Imagine your ancestors looking down to their great nephews, and see them siding with the guys they spent killing in WW2. Feeling all butthurt that nazi is synonymous to comically evil. You were supposed to feel superior for being american, you fucking idiot. Instead you let them corner yourself into a self-defeating, impossible to defend attitude.
but my Ancestor's Ancestors fought against the British for independence, wouldn't they be disappointing my ancestors for allying with the British?
also why did you posts bug eyed cartoon tits from Japan? what would your ancestors think, looking down on you and seeing that you post art from people they went killing in WWII on a forum made by those same slant eyed savages.
74aca4 No.13691425
>>13691334
This was a treat to read.
e02bd8 No.13691508
>>13689686
They'll use him in the third game. And a kike will cry "anti-semitism".
efeba3 No.13691584
>>13690853
Someone please respond.
5bb74e No.13691747
>>13691028
No doubt, but when there's soviet union knocking and wanting a rematch for being BTFO 20 years ago, you need all help you can get.
561a56 No.13691757
>>13688326
There are more jewtube views than players
5bb74e No.13691765
>>13691757
How will cinematic experiences ever recover?
3eb860 No.13692408
>>13688913
>Replace competent people in a company with politically-motivated idiots
>Product turns to shit
Everytime. They'll try to blame Neo-Nazis when the fact is that their game is objectively terrible.
The New Order sold very well and everyone seemed to like it. That game was about killing Nazis. Why should politics stop Wolfenstein now?
e8d8b2 No.13692987
>>13690336
>Imagine your ancestors looking down to their great nephews, and see them siding with the guys they spent killing in WW2.
You mean like how those same ancestors, some of whom are still alive, imported tons of Nazi scientists and engineers after the war - then worked shoulder to shoulder with them to rebuilt Germany and fly relief drop missions into the Soviet bloc? And how we worked with ex-Nazis in the German government that we allowed to retain their positions, because you know, uprooting and exiling everybody in a fucking country that knows anything about statecraft is a really bad idea during reconstruction.
Americans are more hypersensitive and shitscared of Nazis in [[current year]] than they ever were in the 40's. They had more to fear from the Japs, considering they actually attacked us and brought us into the war that we were generally content to sit out and let Europe burn itself to ash.
451132 No.13694067
>>13690336
My ancestors fought against Yankee invasion and killed commies in Nam and Korea. You think wrapping Trotskyism in the American flag will save you?
a75fc2 No.13694140
>>13690336
You mean my segregation supporting grandparents?
e883c0 No.13695363
>>13687798
What the hell is this?
9f68ce No.13695386
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
apparently this game has a GOOD ENDING
WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT!
seriously though, I think someone should edit the segment of his execution and roll the credits as soon as the head drops on to the flames.
93149d No.13695421
>>13695363
It's a clip from Wolfenstein: The New CoLOSSus. See >>13688397
6a5b32 No.13695823
>>13695386
13 minutes of cutscenes and bullshit wandering around. We're never going to get another good Wolfenstein again, are we?