f50503 No.13686166
ITT: Characters you love to hate
b6d550 No.13686764
>>13686176
HI MY NAME IS ROSH, WHAT'S YOURS?!
My name is Jad-
WOW THAT'S A FUNNY NAME, IS THAT A LIGHTSABER?!
898be0 No.13686791
>>13686764
YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOUR MASTER'S HOLDING YOU BACK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK JADEN?
59533b No.13686836
>>13686764
I wouldn't be surprised after all this time that Rosh actually had autism.
ad7546 No.13686850
He won't stop smiling like the retarded fucking faggot he is, but damn it's nice to crash him or the game, both are surprisingly easy.
b6d550 No.13686856
>>13686791
>tfw none of these rouge rascals are canon
7cec83 No.13686871
This brat right here.
How I would love to sell her off to some Hutt willing to turn her into an underage sex slave in some backwards planets filled with aliens with huge dicks ready to rip her cunt open, I would love to hear her screams of pain
ad7546 No.13686879
>>13686871
>begging for Rule34 veiled THAT thinly
If you want porn just google it.
7cec83 No.13686901
>>13686879
There's Rule34?
ec50d1 No.13686929
>caring about star wars
>ever
Time to rev up the ovens
ddf6b2 No.13686931
>>13686166
SEETHING FUCKING HATE
31b50a No.13686939
>>13686871
>not just hatefucking her
f8a2c9 No.13686942
>>13686798
The character is greatly improved in the spanish version.
1316ea No.13686945
>>13686931
>Elizabeth
Nigger what?
8965a4 No.13686960
>>13686919
You are a big guy.
97c7b7 No.13686962
This bitch.
>Most boring love interest
>Only character that actually plays a part in the story
>Clearly is pushed as canon romance
Oy.
7cec83 No.13686977
>>13686945
>Someone who fell for the Elizabeth trap
ad7546 No.13686979
>>13686960
You are trying too hard four your age.
07ebae No.13686983
>>13686173
You can't even hate him all that much because he fucks off for 90% of the game and then you just kick his ass like the day after he comes back.
1316ea No.13686989
>>13686977
>not giving an explanation
>just greentexting at me like a goon
Are you high? Why do you hate her so much?
cedb7e No.13686999
FUCK CHAUD. FUCK THIS SMUG, PRETENTIOUS CUNT. THE REASON YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A SMUG BITCH WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO, OR EVEN THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT IT. YOU'RE ONLY GOOD AT IT BECAUSE YOU LET YOUR DADDY RUN YOUR LIFE AND ARE DESPERATE FOR HIS APPROVAL. BUT GUESS WHAT? HE'S THE ONLY CHARACTER IN THE SERIES WHO'S A BIGGER CUNT THAN YOU. WHY THE FUCK IS HE PRESSURING YOU INTO NETBATTLING INSTEAD OF TEACHING YOU TO RUN HIS MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY? HE HAS A MONOPOLY ON PET PRODUCTION AND HE'S NOT GOING TO PASS THOSE REIGNS TO HIS SON? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING? YOU COULD BE INTERNET BATMAN, BUT INSTEAD YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO YOUR 20S AND REALIZE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT RUNNING WAYNE ENTERPRISES, AND JUST KNOW ABOUT HOW TO PUNCH PEOPLE REALLY WELL. THAT IS GOING TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL.
FUCK TORA. YOUR NAVI IS BORING AS SHIT TO FIGHT AND HAS AN UTTERLY UNINTERESTING DESIGN. BUT YOU KNOW THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU? THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN CRASH AT MY HOUSE AND THEN HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO ASK ME TO DO PART-TIME JOBS TO MAKE MONEY FOR YOU IN EXCHANGE FOR INFORMATION THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT. BUT OOOH, IT MUST BE IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S A MAIN STORY EVENT. WRONG. THE BIG FUCKING SCOOP IS THAT CHAUD PRACTICES THE THING THAT HE'S GOOD AT FOR TEN HOURS A DAY. FUCKING SHOCKER. THE OLYMPIAN TRAINS A LOT. THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T HAVE A MAGIC BULLSHIT SUPERWEAPON NAVI LIKE ME HAS TO PRACTICE TO BE AS GOOD AS ME. WHO THE FUCK COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT? NOT YOU, APPARENTLY. BUT THAT'S NOT WORTH HATING YOU FOR ON IT'S OWN. IT'S WORTH HATING YOU BECAUSE THIS IS A PART OF THE MAIN QUEST THAT COMPLETELY STOPS EVERY FUCKING THING THAT'S ACTUALLY IMPORTANT TO THE STORY FOR HALF AN HOUR AT MINIMUM, AND PROBABLY MORE, JUST SO I CAN DO POINTLESS FUCKING ODD-JOBS TO LEARN SOMETHING THAT I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW. THERE'S DEFINITELY NO WAY THAT THIS COULD HURT REPLAY VALUE AT ALL.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.
The Mega Man Battle Network series is really good, and you should play it.
6b96ec No.13687022
This bitch.
>biggest Mary Sue
>solves every single problem the party runs into with her haxx0ring skills
>only exists to get the writers out of the multiple walls they wrote themselves into throughout the story
>plays bigger role in the story than even MC does because of that
>clearly the writing staff's shit taste waifu
>pic fucking related
1316ea No.13687030
>>13687022
>Kek!
I just cringed so fucking hard holy shit.
713202 No.13687038
>>13686999
Tora S-ranked Lan's mom in bed and then commanded Lan to pay him for the privilege. Truly the ultimate alpha.
6a0712 No.13687060
>>13686942
He's even greatly improved in the actual game.
cedb7e No.13687103
>>13687038
FUCK YOU, NIGGER, HARUKA IS PURE HONORABURU JAPANESE ELECTOPIAN HOUSEWIFE.
But seriously, I'm really glad that Tora didn't become a fixture of the series like he was shaping up to be. He was just boring as hell to interact with and would have made BN4 even worse than it was.
>>13687022
>>13687030
P5's translation is competent enough to not just inject memes everywhere. They were likely trying to find an equivalent to an Electopian Japanese-specific Internet term that didn't translate well.
dab19c No.13687148
This fucker.
>>13687022
>>13687030
To be fair, the Japanese version references a 2ch meme.
1a2edb No.13687164
>>13687148
He was a pretty great rival, one of the best parts of 2 in my opinion
805cd8 No.13687174
There's only two things that could redeem Killzone as a series in my eyes.
A game where you play as the Helghast
Or finally killing fuckin Rico in the first cutscene
713202 No.13687211
>>13687103
>pure
>honorabu
I'm sorry, but her womb was colonized by virile Swapopolian what the fuck even is that? Cyber Greece? DNA. Lan's dad's tiny, girly Electopian microdick just can't compete.
>honey, let's have sex
>sorry can't, I have to sleep over at Scilab because we're making a new navi that can slot in 6 chips instead of 5
In MMBN7 the secret villain behind everything will be Hapaman.exe
47ace6 No.13687270
>>13686871
>Not raping her yourself with the dark side and your dick until her mind breaks and then mold her into a jailbait assassin
What an utter faggot.
779aec No.13687588
<hee hee im so anti authority
<i should control the guns not the MEN
>shoots self
<oh fugg
>answer cellphone to talk to a friend
<WTF WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER BITCHES OMG
>some weird climate shit happens almost like if the godhand were to descend
<FUCK THAT I WANNA KILL SOME DUDE
>girl almost kills herself if it werent for the mc
<WOW SHE ALMOST KILLED HERSELF WHO CARES UGH
ddbd4d No.13687645
>>13687588
Cripple Chloe Did Nothing Wrong
779aec No.13687651
>>13687645
you shut your whore marf
75e65d No.13687861
cf4b55 No.13688241
Clementine is still best girl
6ffce7 No.13688288
>>13687211
>those pics
>the faggots who constantly post /pol/ shit on /v/ are actually shitposting hapas
I can't say I'm surprised.
68c79e No.13688831
e1f2c4 No.13688852
Why is dissu shittu stickied?
cb103e No.13688859
>Mark accidentally stickied something AGAIN
Oh neat
e70a2d No.13688860
>>13688295
I feel grateful that we don't have a board owner as fucking shitty as their's.
3253ed No.13688864
>>13686871
Having her Wookie pal murder her while hero of the republic Carth pisses his pants and runs off is pretty satisfying.
KOTOR is the best to play for dark side since every character pisses me off
ca9df6 No.13688874
>>13688860
I don't think we're in a better situation, our board owner is a literal kike.
c4f01f No.13688876
>>13688860
Mark should fuck him in his ass to show /v/s dominance over /leftypol/
52eaf8 No.13688878
Why is this stickied?
>>13688874
I'd rather have cake kike over a turkroach and a tranny any day.
0de84b No.13688898
>>13688876
Nah, we need to host a three-way team-based match between both /pol/s and then systematically gang-rape them. PUB with /pol/ actually sounds like an enjoyably shitty time.
e70a2d No.13688912
>>13688874
Mark knows what he's doing, he's not oblivious to his own autistic retardation, and it's funny when he fucks up. I don't know anything about /leftypol/'s BO, but all I can feel is pity mixed with disgust upon seeing his face.
e1f2c4 No.13688922
>>13688898
Why do you kikes all have these fantasies about nazis?
0de84b No.13688988
>>13688922
Because the USSR didn't make it hurt so good like Daddy Hitler did. He knew how to punish us for being the hook-nosed Whores we really are. mhmm… makes my ass pucker just thinking about it!
31b2b1 No.13689193
>>13686176
>MAYBE YOU CAN USE YOUR LIGHTSABER TO CUT ME DOWN AND MAKE A SATISFYING TRANSITION TO THE DARK SIDE
fd0dfa No.13691767
>>13686983
Feels like such wasted potential.
>tfw Bully 2 never