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6bfba9 No.13681509

Good afternoon /v/. Not going to waste your time with a sad story, just going to be straight with you.

>friend says "Wii U sucks"

>agree with them

>friend tells me they are willing to let me borrow it until the crave playing it again

>tells me it might be a while

>sitting around with a Wii U and nothing to do.

might as well have built a house but I only have one brick. if any other friends let me borrow any other modern consoles I would have even more bricks. I honestly hate all modern consoles I have hear of.

So /v/, is there ANYTHING good to play on this thing? any fun games worth trying out?

these are the games I already played to death with said friend, and cannot summon the willpower to play them any more.

>super smash bros (an overcomplicated and hypercucked version of the much better N64 or modded gamecube versions)

>sniper elite v2 (most shit port of any game I have ever seen)

>wii fit u is half shit/half semi-decent fun with mild replayability. basically a scale that datamines obese people while they pretend to ski down a slope and jump until they break their head on the ceiling and fall back down through their floor and land on the poor defenseless schmucks in the apartment below

>hyrule warriors (seems like immense fun, feels amazing, then goes stale permanently)

>windwaker HD remake. (bretty gud until you realize how painfully repetitive it is.)

>deus ex human revolution directors cut (basically a cucked version of the much better original with jc denton. comes with endings just as bad, if not worse than mass effect 3.)

PLEASE HELP ME, I'M DYING OF BOREDOM AND MY BACKLOG IS FUCKED. THERE IS NOTHING FUN TO PLAY!

c992e6 No.13681515

>>13681509

I enjoyed Pikmin quite a bit.


da23f9 No.13681518

>afternoon

It's 6:13 you stupid son of a bitch


6bfba9 No.13681521

>>13681515

hey yea, that was okay. we rented that one but I'm perma-burnt-out on it.


6bfba9 No.13681524

>>13681518

proof the earth is flat. you did it


8f654b No.13681571

play /gsg/


5ec0d1 No.13681584

Bayonetta 1 and 2

Pikmin 3

Wonderful 101

Pokken


ca52e4 No.13681596

>>13681524

>implying sun light doesn't slowly pan around each segment of the earth, with its light hitting only certain region at a time


bc8cb4 No.13681600

xenoblade chronicles x

splatoon (basically the same at splatoon 2)


6bfba9 No.13681622

>>13681584

played those to death. can't anymore.

>>13681596

nah I'm messing around with you. I do believe the earth is flat.

>>13681600

also played to death.


c992e6 No.13681657

>>13681622

Nigger you've just said you've played every single Wii U exclusive to death, why did you think we'd have any other suggestions for you?


6bfba9 No.13681683

>>13681657

misplaced hope

any good shit on the online store or possible good used games out there that aren't a rip-off like the new zelda where shield sliding (one of the most fun things in the game) is ruined by weapon durability?

all I can find is indie shit.


7a955f No.13681704

don't we already

have a whole

entire wiki for

shits like you


04c5e4 No.13681723

Did you play Fast Racing Neo or Mighty Switch Force? I hear Tokyo Mirage Sessions is actually a decent enough RPG if you're into that, despite all of the bullshit surrounding that game. Fatal Frame if you like Fatal Frame games (I never really got a feel for the combat).


062fbc No.13681766

>>13681509

What irks me the most about this image is that it implies that you can still get a good game at all if you buy all the shit. Should replace Da Vinci with Pollock.


bc8cb4 No.13681772

>>13681704

link plz, idk about this


6bfba9 No.13681806

I certainly do appreciate that /v/ is nice enough to try and help. I know you didn't have to, but you did. thanks anyway. you are good people.


7a955f No.13681816


14fcf3 No.13681840

File: 5e0963858ae023f⋯.jpg (190.01 KB, 305x384, 305:384, Devils_Third_boxart.jpg)

File: c75754b997261b9⋯.jpg (250.98 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, twisted.jpg)

File: 5e7c370f14e86a3⋯.png (82.65 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Meme_Run.png)

>>13681509

do you like to feel pain?


bc8cb4 No.13681862

>>13681816

thank you kind sir.

>>13681509

forgot about donkey kong country tropical freeze. fun game, but will make you frustrated if you have collecting autism


6bfba9 No.13681876

thanks!


125500 No.13681881

File: 74e8068a89321c8⋯.webm (12.36 MB, 426x240, 71:40, youtuber fag reviews lite….webm)


04c5e4 No.13681883

>>13681840

>google Twisted Fusion

What the fuck? I'm pretty sure I could make that in Game Maker. I thought Nintendo were supposed to have at least some standards.


6bfba9 No.13681898

after looking at the list, I have played most and felt disappointed and basically hated the rest or didn't play it out of interest.

that's considering that I liked the Wii U more than other modern consoles, and I didn't even like the Wii U that much. fuck.

I'm reallly fucking bored.


239de1 No.13682176

File: edb1a14c49dda65⋯.jpg (64.37 KB, 323x379, 323:379, ic-7574.jpg)

File: ef12161ec2314e1⋯.jpg (22.65 KB, 753x565, 753:565, DualHead2Go_top.jpg)

GUYS

I ORDERED A FUCKING DUALHEAD2GO AND SEE IF THE WII U IS ABLE TO STRETCH ONE IMAGINE INTO TWO 4:3 MONITORS. I'm too assed to buy new shit so I went with the cheaper option, will update when I get it to let you know if it works, if the thread is still here that is.

Wish me luck niggers, I'm the first person to ever do this.


6bfba9 No.13682221

>>13682176

wait wait, you have two old shitty tv/monitors and want to cut a video game in half between the two?

for what purpose?


239de1 No.13682279

>>13682221

For the glory of satan of course curiosity and the science of it.

So. Since the Wii U's internal res is 1280x720, or 1920x1080 upscaled. Then it might look a little bit squished together. Bringing the 1080 to 1040 and upscaling 1920 to 2560.

2560x1024 (2x1280x1024)1

Apparently you can adjust two different modes on the fucking thing. So let's see what results it gives me. It would be nice for there to be system hacks for a custom resolution, similar to what the Xbox 360 did.


239de1 No.13682318

File: 0946dcbd487db36⋯.jpg (1.19 MB, 2560x1024, 5:2, amazing_space_2-wallpaper-….jpg)

File: 302281be3fb2845⋯.jpg (247.57 KB, 2560x1024, 5:2, happy_halloween_2019-wallp….jpg)

File: cbe6b54fd4b29a2⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 2560x1024, 5:2, dubai_marina_united_arab_e….jpg)

Fuck. Those were the wrong image sizes.

Something more like these images is more accurate. 5:3


3abf81 No.13682559

>>13681509

Mario maker is alright

Will your friend let you hack it? I hear that scene is up and coming. tfw you tried to post this hours ago and you come back to see it's unposted


a983ff No.13683167

>>13681881

>Fedora guy

>Morbidly obese slob

>Host is a godawful funnehman

Now I see why it's a webm


fb9ac1 No.13683428

>>13681704

>"we"

Yeah and it's fucking trash, stop recommending it.


cb3fc7 No.13683626

File: cb29c2749657c2c⋯.jpg (155.81 KB, 597x336, 199:112, dk3.jpg)

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>>13681509

Can't believe nobody has recommended it yet, but DKC Returns: Tropical Freeze.

Unironically one of the best games ever made, visually stunning with pure uninterrupted gameplay. EVERY single level has unique visuals and gameplay elements, feels fresh and exciting front to back. It's pretty much the same game as the original (except you can swim this time and can play with Cranky/Dixie) but with more creative world designs.

It is THE reason to own a WiiU, I purchased one solely for it and Pikmin 3. The moment these two are ported to the Switch is the moment I regret my purchase because they are both stellar games.


80286e No.13683916

Bayonetta 2 and Monster Hunter 3U, a lot of people really like Wonderful 101 so it might be worth trying for you, I couldn't get into it though.


41c10b No.13684098

File: 8789fa0421c62ad⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1000x3400, 5:17, wii u games 2.png)


230902 No.13684129

File: 82380e04ca7bec1⋯.jpg (22.12 KB, 336x336, 1:1, Tinto_Brass.jpg)

>>13681509

>mods one

Yes.


c8bb07 No.13684196

>>13683626

>no motion controls

>soundtrack by David Wise

>Super Guide is removed entirely

>unlockable hard mode with no checkpoints

Game of the decade


c992e6 No.13684204

>>13684196

>wanting meme motion controls

Fuck out of here


190d59 No.13684447

>>13684204

I don't think he was being sarcastic when he said "Game of the decade".


585e31 No.13684456

Captain Toad's Treasure Trackers

No joke. It is actually great.


c992e6 No.13684496

>>13684447

Yep, you're right; it's 6AM, my insomnia made me a brainlet


8f8d95 No.13684998

File: d324896bbf42bdc⋯.png (425.77 KB, 1200x1050, 8:7, wefsdvx.png)

Although Splatoon 2 is around, Splatoon 1 is still going strong, so play it.


9ab75e No.13685594

DKC Tropical Freeze is great but you should just play it on CEMU instead, I don't know of any worthwhile games that aren't better on it than on the actual Wii U


280427 No.13685659

WiiU monster hunter was good.


78fb2c No.13686141

>>13681509

Out of stuff not already mentioned:

> Shantae and the Pirates Curse (pixels look like shit on a big screen, but you can use items from the touchscreen. It is on other platforms. The 3DS version has 3D boobs.) It also encourages speedruns/100% completion and provides tools for it.

> Shovel Knight is a blast, and the ability to use items from the touchscreen helps (though you can cycle through them with the shoulder buttons. However, it dramatically speeds up playing the Plague Knight campaign (which can be downloaded for free) as you can only change the combination of your flasks in the menu, and the touch screen speeds that up. It seems the devs have given up on the Wii U so you can't even buy the Specter Knight campaign for it or at least I can't and I don't know how they're honoring purchases on the Switch Version (probably not).

> Hyrule Warriors (I'd never played a Musou game before- and this is probably "Babies first Musou"- but if it tickles your skinner box in the first few mins, you'll love it). There's a 3DS version which I think looks/runs like shit, but IMO with all the stuff on the screen you need a big screen to deal with it properly.

> I liked Smash Bros, Super Mario 3D World, and Star Fox but there are major issues with them if you don't like them (a lot of people don't like the levels in 3D World, Smash Bros is more of a party game than a fighting game so balance is non-existent, and the motion control take a long time to get used to in Star Fox But once you do it works).

Xenosaga X was censored, Splatoon is probably dead now Splatoon 2 is out, and Pokken/Mario Kart 8 has a remake on the Switch (but Mario Kart 8 would be cheap now, and you can only hold one weapon so less bullshit). Avoid Lego City like the plague, it has plenty of hang crashes that you have to turn the console off for. Also avoid games that use Miiverse as that's gonna be canned soon.

Twillight Princess still has issues with too much money (and the bug lady still gives the biggest wallet last). If you're a good goy and bought a wolf link Amiibo, you unlock another dungeon where you can unlock the Colossal Wallet (changing the maximum from 1000 rupees to 9999 rupees)- and while that stops chests being "wasted", it still breaks the games economy and makes the Magic Armor OP. Wind Waker on the other hand improved with it's fast sail, and makes getting photographs for the models easier- but it fucked up something else IIRC (the new lighting doesn't always work, and I think some rewards are changed to Miiverse stamps like in Twilight Princess).

Don't forget it can play Wii games- but I think you need to synch up a Wii controller to it (I don't remember if the Wii U comes with a Wii controller, but I know it comes with a sensor bar).

>>13681816

I thought this was cuckchan's website? Or is it ours?




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