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10e40f No.13666417

ENDING SPOILER

After you create the first Assassin Order from the remnants of the medjay as Bayek of Siwa, securing Cleopatra's reign, the modern day templars manage to hack the Animus your main character is plugged in, in an attempt to overload it before you find out more than you should about The Ones that Came Before. It backfires, though, after Rebecca Crane tries to stop it and the overload makes the Animus show you the memories of your oldest ancestor, 70.000 years ago, in the era of Minerva and Juno. The game ends as you get control of a new female character blessed with the Eagle Vision in that absurdly advanced era, as the credits roll, with a 'to be continued'.

Do with it as you will, /v/ Do another Boston Party with this.

130882 No.13666522

File: f73d0d6a48434c1⋯.jpg (99.34 KB, 640x383, 640:383, MONS_1837.jpg)

>>13666417

>the assassins are secretly osiris' severed dick

???


6740df No.13666526

More liberal stuff

Not really suprised tbh


cdaa8b No.13666548

>>13666417

That's neat, but is it true, OP?

We can't just spread this if it's not true, we'd look like idiots.


86a20b No.13666550

>>13666526

Assassins Creed has its roots in Marxism, ya faggot.


4e181e No.13666557

>>13666548

>anonymous retards on a cambodian orchids enthusiast imageboard

>looking like retards

surely you can't be serious


16a350 No.13666562

>>13666548

Doesn't matter if it's true or not. What matters is making them think the ending is spoiled and making them upset


cdaa8b No.13666577

File: 6a46324f3614cab⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1283x1414, 1283:1414, 120482530959.png)

>>13666557

>surely you can't be serious

100% serious all the time, every time

>>13666562

Then let the butthurt commence.


10e40f No.13666789

>>13666526

Oh yeah I forgot to mention. Your modern-day protagonist is a she-boon named Layla Hassan. She is actually black unlike Bayek, who looks like a sandnigger.


8a070f No.13666825

>cleopatra

>3000 years after Old Kingdom

Do you french faggots even Egypt?


e73dfd No.13666826

So wait, the next assassin of this shitty series will be a female? Thats going to be pretty retarded if they suddenly have a female taking down men and being able to pick up bodies with no effort.


8a070f No.13666840

>>13666826

maybe she will just virtue shame nearby betas into moving bodies for her


de27db No.13666869

>>13666826

>Thats going to be pretty retarded

This whole series has been "pretty retarded" ever since Ubisoft fired the creator because he wanted to make a trilogy while Ubisoft wanted a yearly release franchise.

Hell, Black Flag was the devs going "we have no idea what we're doing, but apparently people liked the ACIII ship combat, so we're going to make an entire game of that!" I'm 90% sure I read an actual dev interview to that effect, but the source eludes me.


ac1048 No.13666885

>>13666417

>you do a ton of shit that doesn't actually feel like it's building to anything

>then something happens with the Templars

>and some vague shit with aliens and ancient stuff

>the end

So it's like every fucking asscreed game ever.


d10d08 No.13666897

>>13666869

To be fair the ship combat and sailing was pretty comfy in Black Flag and was about the only memorable thing about it.


61d3d1 No.13666899

Are normalfags/redditors actually as hyped for this as they were for Fallout 4 after the last few awful games and movie? The WEWUZKANGZ shitposting on the Steam Forums suggests that it won't perform well on PC saleswise at least.

Meh, maybe spamming the ending could rile up the neofags even more. They, VICE, and Polygon will be the main ones Ubisoft is pandering to in a big virtue signalling circlejerk alongside Bethesda's latest Wolfenstein game, now that I think about it.


74a2ae No.13666905

>>13666869

Black Flag is just a white guilt simulator. Can't make it past one level without some nigger telling you about him being a slave.


de27db No.13666932

>>13666897

Just because they made a good guess doesn't mean they're not the Jewciest Jews to ever subvert another person's intellectual property for their precious shekel baths.

>>13666885

It's almost as if they don't have any coherent story plan anymore. I wonder why that happened.


81f7ba No.13666945

>>13666899

i know a very "normal" girl who was so into asscreed that she got the fucking logo, you know the weird V looking thing, tattooed on her. even she thinks this new one is retarded revisionist garbage and refuses to discuss it


74a2ae No.13666965

>>13666945

Marry her and have some kids


81f7ba No.13666994

>>13666965

nah. i've seen her vagina and it's like a fucking roast beef sandwich. besides, everyone knows you don't bang chicks with gamer tattoos


2fc795 No.13667006

>>13666899

The shills are very hard at work, there are constant prositive shill threads on 4ch every day and they are fucking everywhere on normalfagnet


9de083 No.13667013

>>13666994

>don't bang chicks with tattoos

Fixed that.


de27db No.13667221

>>13666945

>spoiler

You know it's supposed to be an "A" right? Y'know, for "ASSASSIN"?

>>13667013

truth


61d3d1 No.13667297

>>13667006

I assume halfchan still shares some semblance of imageboard culture like with the aforementioned "WEWUZ" meme, so I had almost forgotten that they're also filled with dumb consumerists that cry about /pol/ from reddit, tumblr, and now Neogaf with the mods to match. I can only hope that the shilling falls on deaf ears like the girl in

>>13666945

and it's another ME:A, Mafia 3, Battleborn, Lawbreakers, etc. Though undoubtedly there will be rubes dumb enough to buy it like how I saw cuckchan was hyped for Ys 8 and barely touched upon NISA's fuckery until much later in the archived thread.


10e40f No.13667369

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>>13667297

You got that right. They even have Denuvo apologists there.


fb5c32 No.13667370

>>13667013

>don't bang chicks at all

Fixed that


98b4da No.13667462

Was Assassins Creed 2 historically accurate at least?

That was the last one I played and I remember enjoying it at the time.


b98f9f No.13667504

>>13667370

>don't bang

The route of the chaste wizard is the only way to get a happy ending.


7ed28c No.13667509

File: 1e544bd6618dea7⋯.png (332.03 KB, 596x628, 149:157, 1431874642003.png)

>>13666417

It's a distinct possibility that there was a pre-flood civilization before 11,000 BC before the end of the last glacial period that was very advanced, but they were certainly not black or any degree of multiculti. Likely the Aryans


4225af No.13667521

>>13666417

This isn't as juicy or major as "Nuke the commonwealth" Asscreed does have shit stories that lead to nothing. I doubt it will have the same impact as F4 but still thanks.

>>13666994

How did you know how her vagina looks like?


a9d313 No.13667555

File: fa45814453a760f⋯.gif (701.86 KB, 269x151, 269:151, hbc8VRW.gif)

>>13667509

Nice bait.


edfe2b No.13667559

Might watch a walkthrough for the story.


783bc4 No.13667560

File: 77996184baaa015⋯.png (131.33 KB, 1128x439, 1128:439, file a complaint.png)

File: 3e6643152d4773e⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1283x1025, 1283:1025, tags.png)

>Do with it as you will, /v/ Do another Boston Party with this.

The main issue I see is that you need a good, catchy way to pare it down to the essential, hardest hitting parts. "Kill your son or nuke the commonwealth" worked quite well with the Salt Party, making such a thing simple and not only quick to spam/add to bigger things, but also quick to read (and thus quick to spoil). Same with "Kylo Ren kills his dad, Han" for the Star Wars VII spoiler campaign.

Also advice to practice OpSec. Divert anger elsewhere instead of leading people that are going to hate you back to your home.


c7c37f No.13667566

>>13667521

>This isn't as juicy or major as "Nuke the commonwealth"

This is what I fear. It's a predictable ending. It's not something like "Desmond comes back" or "you mind warp into Desmond because it turns out you're his son" or something dumb but hilarious to spam


ebe4bb No.13667802

Thats nice but who cares?


54e6e3 No.13667901

>>13666417

>/v/ Do another Boston Party with this

No one here cares enough about Assass Cream to do that. Boston Salt Party was fun because we cared about Fallout and so we wanted to shit on Betheshit's attempts at it and the people who make them successful for it.


16a350 No.13667915

>>13667566

Then push the short, patently false information


f93751 No.13667932

>>13667509

I've wondered how advanced.


69e3f6 No.13667938

I never gave a shit about the story in AC, it's just so bad. I played AC, AC2, AC brotherhood and Black Flag, didn't finish a single one, just uninstalled after I got enough of the gameplay.


18746b No.13667941

Are the ones that came before niggers?

I'm going to pirate this game as soon as possible so I can make we wuz shitpost webms but this would be the crowning piece if everyone back in the ancient futuristic era are nigs.


69e3f6 No.13667946

>>13667932

Able to carve stone advanced. Nothing special


c9aa50 No.13667951

File: 245e0838ca73492⋯.mp4 (4.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Assassin's Kangs.mp4)

Was there any KANGS N SHIEEET?


90a813 No.13667958

>>13667462

>Was Assassins Creed 2 historically accurate at least?

No, not all. Da Vinci invents the pistol and gives it to you as an assassination tool. Then you kill the Pope and discover space aliens hidden underneath the Vatican.


7ed28c No.13667967

>>13667946

>>13667932

Mega-architecture advanced. A level beyond Rome's, but not anything the result of mechanization.


134b4d No.13667993

>>13666994

Dont bang chicks with tatts period, 99.9% are attention seeking whores.

t. Non virgin anon who dipped his dick in crazy one time to many.

>>13666826

Theyll justify the body lifting with the female sheboon, half look like black men anyway.

>>13666869

The only assassins creed ive bought and played was bf. More for nostalgia of the old Pirates of the Caribbean on OG xbox. The game was a subpar buggy mess but fuck i loved the shit out of that game.


425590 No.13667994

File: ae4a260d3328a98⋯.jpg (229.78 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 590446_front.jpg)

File: 785a260170ea193⋯.jpg (87.06 KB, 640x819, 640:819, 202672_front.jpg)

File: 51af5c0cc0cc062⋯.jpg (237.59 KB, 640x817, 640:817, 495748_front.jpg)

>>13666826

>Anon thinks this will be the first AC game where you play as a girl


808ce2 No.13668013

Is anyone genuinely hyped about the new AC to begin with? This is a yearly release unlike FO4


aae95f No.13668031

>>13666417

>ending a game on cliffhanger

>it is not even cliffhanger but advertisement for the sequel

>the sequel will most likely also end with cliffhanger

I feel hatred towards this game with every inch of my body.


c984d9 No.13668044

What are the sales numbers though


25042e No.13668047

File: 6171dff777ef629⋯.jpg (32.96 KB, 368x425, 368:425, 6171dff777ef629aa1f8a54428….jpg)

>>13667560

>"penetration" under the tags list

>>13666417

If the next assassin is going to be some stronk wymyn from that space alien civilization, does that mean Ubisoft is giving up the whole (((historical accuracy))) gimmick for the series? Hopefully that might drive away some normalfags from buying any more.


3424c5 No.13668076

>>13666417

WE WUZ KANGZ!

>>13666869

Black Flag was an unrelated project that shoehorned with muh Assassins and Templars bullshit by the time AssCreed 3 was almost done.


da0caa No.13669026

File: d6673fcc592263a⋯.jpg (88.5 KB, 964x912, 241:228, 2.jpg)

>>13667951

>Julius Caesar was black

Does he really believes what's he saying?


4fbf3a No.13669042

File: 158aa47fcf797ff⋯.mp4 (2.32 MB, 640x360, 16:9, WE WUZ.mp4)


da0caa No.13669056

File: ed30fc31281cd21⋯.gif (438.46 KB, 294x342, 49:57, ed30fc31281cd2128c944b5eba….gif)


7369c0 No.13669064

Imagine if a decent studio made the assassins creed games.

I don't even give half a shit about the story, if only the gameplay wasn't utter irredeemable trash.


4fbf3a No.13669071

File: e7e35a32fbc76a8⋯.png (96.91 KB, 1585x529, 1585:529, heh.PNG)

>>13669056

Speaking of bleach. We need to shorten the text.


0b4e96 No.13669099

It's so sad that those games kind of suck because they have a really good idea behind them that got trampled a lot. If it had better writing this would have been probably a bit repetetive but overall decent series.


32b8a1 No.13669106

>>13667993

>don't bang chicks with tatts

So now you have to reach wizardry?


4fbf3a No.13669115

File: 7f30bc78bc17b9f⋯.png (41.9 KB, 500x849, 500:849, 403aea2e89ace8a5.png)


b9a61b No.13669126

>>13666885

>you do a ton of shit that doesn't actually feel like it's building to anything

>then something happens with the Templars

>and some vague shit with aliens and ancient stuff

>the end

Looks like it's AssCreed Black Flag all over again.


bb60a7 No.13669138

>>13669115

>>13669071

>there's no real proof and people are falling for it

are you what?


c082b0 No.13669147

>>13667509

Wuz it the Lechians or Finno-Koreans?


b9a61b No.13669154

File: 72ce9aa053489c7⋯.jpg (179.25 KB, 618x685, 618:685, joe rogan.jpg)

>>13667509

Dude Sumerians LMAO


2d494c No.13669157

>>13666417

Where does Yakub fit into it?


783bc4 No.13669161

>>13669115

>>13669071

I kind of wonder just what the level of overlap between asscreed fags and omegle users is. You should keep track of how many hits and misses you get.


a81b9a No.13669164

>>13666417

>securing Cleopatra's reign

Why am i not surprise

Bet that bitch pulled a Merkel on egypt allowing the WE WUZ KANG to run amok and sink the empire into shit

I swear to god i can't understand why the fuck is cleopatra so revered to this day

Egypt died as a contry during her rule "the short rule i might add, she was still an ara milf when she killed herself" and all she succede at was whoring herself to the losing side of the roman cibil war

Gotta say, i almost shat my pants with laughter when i heard the MC's voice for the first time

especially cus the very first word he ever said in the first trailer where he ever spoke was "WE" i swear my brain just instantly filled the blanks


a0af33 No.13669165

File: feaed35b3f745e5⋯.jpeg (97.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, images.duckduckgo.com(5).jpeg)

>>13667560

> all the way through


a81b9a No.13669177

>>13666826

when iot comes to army training stuff like carring bodyes, it's not so much woman's avility to do so that is put into question but their endurance when doing that shit all day long

I can suspend my disbelief to think a woman is an incredibly skilled ninja with limitles stamina, not so much if they make he win an arm wrestling competition with s Zangief tier wrestler


76103b No.13669179

>>13669026

They think everyone was a kangz.


e4fae4 No.13669192

Anyone with a reddit account could spam the relevant subreddits.


85c988 No.13669198

>>13666417

>nigger creates assin order

>putting a stonk proud wumyn of color in power

>new sronk female lead

>buy WE WUZ ASSCREED AND SHEEEEEEEIT 2 goys!

wew

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>>13666562

>What matters is making them think the ending is spoiled and making them upset

This.


a81b9a No.13669319

>>13669115

>>13669071

you're doing the lord's work anons

godspeed


5d7fd4 No.13669323

>>13669164

Egypt, as an independent state, died under the rule of the nigger dynasty. They mismanaged the empire so badly it was never independent again until it collapsed. Cleopatra was part of the conquering dynasty Alexander put in place, not a native of Egypt.


a81b9a No.13669370

>>13669323

>Hyper masculine alpha conquers a nation

>Put's a womyn in the throne to make sure the nation stays submissive

Alex was not called "the great" for nothing


5d7fd4 No.13669454

>>13669370

Cleopatra was a few centuries after Alexander, but she came from the same Greek dynasty he put in charge of Egypt. Moral of the story is not to make niggers KANGZ if you don't want to become Rome's bitch.


a3ecbc No.13669465

>>13667958

>implying there actually aren't space aliens under the Vatican

really though AC2 does a good job of getting those locations right. you could take the same path between landmarks in AC2 and real life in Venice (if you tried in Florence you would be run down by teenagers on scooters)


a6ae32 No.13669565

>>13669157

Yakub created the templars and shit.


45e74c No.13669607

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45e74c No.13669631

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4fbf3a No.13669648

File: 4b04a1a5e9907ef⋯.jpg (44.96 KB, 540x743, 540:743, 4b04a1a5e9907ef8ab3a0a2a70….jpg)


7369c0 No.13669674

Since we're talking about rome now, is Spartacus any good?


181a56 No.13669725

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>minute 8

>Caesar is killed by a female KANGZ


8492b3 No.13669748

AC's plot is so retarded no one cares about spoilers for it, its like spoiling cawadoody.


96a713 No.13669751

File: eacc4899c9bc248⋯.jpg (10.91 KB, 253x199, 253:199, eacc4899c9bc248ebfbfe0e408….jpg)

>>13669725

Didn't they already establish in Brotherhood that Caesar was canon fatally stabbed by Brutus?


c3169b No.13669752

File: ee5111fdfdf08d8⋯.jpg (451.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, battleshiet.jpg)

>>13666522

AYO

smack lips

HOL UP

MUH DIEK

The end


1fa062 No.13669804

>>13667993

I wish I had a bf -w-


3b44b8 No.13669868

File: 93c2e5c54fd8221⋯.webm (6.94 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, welcome_to_the_jungle_kan….webm)


2fc795 No.13669903

>>13667297

They are normal underneath but there is an avalanche of shilling and outsider normalfags flooding threads with really obvious shitposts


b64b19 No.13669907

File: a814536e8b24460⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 300x264, 25:22, 1428113513365.gif)

>>13666417

>After you create the first Assassin Order from the remnants of the medjay as Bayek of Siwa, securing Cleopatra's reign

As someone who actually studies Egyptian history, this is fucking triggering.


b64b19 No.13669930

>>13669907

Just to rant more: Siwa was called Amonion at that time and it had nothing to do with the medjay. The Medjay were fucking nomads from south of Elephantine who didn't have cities. Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian and she has nothing to do with the Medjay or Siwa. Did some snowflake do 5 minutes of research on Wikipedia before writing this shit?


553f95 No.13669944

>>13669930

Go look at Assassin's Creed's own wikipedia to let your ass tear a new hole.


b64b19 No.13669956

>>13669944

I refuse. This alone will be pissing me off for hours. The Medjay were Kushite nomads and Siwa is a MODERN DAY city built near the site of ancient Ammonion, a shrine rune entirely be a cult to Zeus/ Ammon enclaved in the Libyan desert that was far away from Kush and had nothing to do with the Medjay.


4042ae No.13669959

File: a2f8752a1cae2a4⋯.png (30.54 KB, 493x58, 17:2, tesla.png)

>>13669944

did somebody say asscreed wiki?


b64b19 No.13669960

>>13669956

*run by a cult to Zeus I mean


2fc795 No.13669968

>>13669930

Those games are a travesty, they deserve all the shitting they get and more


b0f26a No.13669979

>>13669725

>For Egypt? I AM EGYPT!


399719 No.13669984

>>13666550

Yes, and then the creative director left and now its liberal bullshit that takes itself too seriously


ae004e No.13669989

>>13667369

>dirt cheap

>$60


181a56 No.13669990

>>13669930

>snowflake do 5 minutes of research

You give them too much credit.

They took the few things they know about egypt from movies and glued them together.


76f789 No.13669997

>>13666548

You already look like an idiot, faggot.


553f95 No.13669999

File: 52d31ce54549383⋯.jpg (390.68 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ELEX 2017-10-26 16-28-31-1….jpg)

Best Assassin's Creed of 2017 is Elex.


b9a61b No.13670008

>>13669930

>>13669956

When Desilets was still at the helm of the franchise, AssCreed was a cool opportunity to see history, the art and architecture (AssCreed II) then it fell into revisionism bullshit (Marx was a good goy, every contemporary politician that the writers don't like end up being either a templar or a puppet of the templars).


4042ae No.13670014

>>13669999 (checked)

>this monochromatic, "minimalistic", fuckugly UI that's in every modern game right now


76f789 No.13670018

>>13669999

quads confirm


553f95 No.13670019

>>13670014

Yeah, i hate it. But the game itself is worth struggling through.


f1784f No.13670036

File: 9b2b7e8eb7cd930⋯.jpg (108.45 KB, 800x402, 400:201, kangz.jpg)

File: 3cc6f74e9c9172a⋯.jpg (100.07 KB, 1440x1327, 1440:1327, washers.jpg)

>>13666826

That's where you draw the line on suspension of disbelief? Basically every assassin in the series has superhuman strength and agility. Jump off a 30 story building into a hay cart and you're fine but if a woman does it, that's pushing the boundaries of whats believable too far. Do you even play video games?

>>13667951

Yes, there were many niggers in Egypt.


b64b19 No.13670105

>>13670036

The most satisfying thing about making your Nubian save into a dickwasher, from the point of view of the Egyptians, was that fact that Nubians were aggressive Imperialists who constantly pestered the Egyptians but rarely made it far north due to their own lack of unity. They fought each other as often as they fought the Egyptians. Those xtra dark guys with the leopard skins in pic one were the Medjay archers and they were mercenaries that fought for everyone on the Nile: Nubians, Egyptians, Semites, and Greeks.


425590 No.13670165

File: 1fe73d9a325573f⋯.webm (10.29 MB, 622x350, 311:175, We Wuz Kings.webm)


e8f272 No.13670228

>>13667462

Asscreed 2 took place in Renaissance Italy between the years 1476 and 1492. It portrayed the Medici assassination decently, although it wasn't an absolutely accurate recreation, because the writers wanted to use it as a backdrop to forward the game's plot. Basically, the Medici assassination attempt was a orchestrated by group of Templars, among them Alexander VI, in order to gain more financial power in Florence, get rid of Medici, who was an Assassin informant, and to secure the Papacy for Alexander VI. In fact, this is usually how shit goes in these games. It's typically, "Oh, look at this historical event or figure! They're conveniently in the game and working with the main character to help him murder famous political figures because this is how it really happened wink wink nudge nudge". This isn't so bad by itself, but the problem is that the writing got much, much shittier as the series went on. Aside from this, the game's cities are somewhat faithfully recreated, but the maps themselves are pretty much an approximation, like Los Angeles via GTAV.


425590 No.13670291

>>13670228

Are the only "good" AC games the first two and Black Flag?


a6ae32 No.13670333

>>13670291

Rouge since it's just Black Flag where you play as a templar.


e8f272 No.13670406

>>13670291

From a story perspective, I'd go with the first two. Brotherhood started getting lazy with the writing, but from a gameplay perspective it's probably the best the series has to offer. It has a VR training simulator, similar to the kind of shit that you see in MGS, but the problem is that it's woefully underdeveloped. You get like 3 parkour, stealth and combat scenarios, and because the combat is quite simple, they're very easy to complete. It had potential to be the best game, if only they had developed a more robust VR training catalog.

Brotherhood introduced the "streak-kill", which is basically an instant kill that you execute by killing a single enemy, then directing your character to the nearest enemy in your vicinity and killing him. You start a 'killstreak' that the enemies then try to interrupt by grabbing you, throwing sand at your face, and varying up their attack timing. The main character has a few different weapons, and each one has its own parry timing, so you have to learn how to use them to effectiveness. It's still simple as all hell, though, like a much worse version of Arkham combat.

Brotherhood still had a number of assassination contracts that played out like a story-centric side quest. Basically, you'd take a contract and locate the target, who was usually an infamous cutthroat or criminal type, and you'd have to chase them through an obstacle course styled area that culminated in their deaths. It was good because the chase sequence incorporated the climbing mechanics.

On top of this, Brotherhood still had "Assassin Tombs", which were Prince of Persia style obstacle courses that were built inside of ancient structures, it still had the Subject 16 puzzles, which were brain teasers that revealed some implications about the origin of the Ones Who Came Before, and it had the DaVinci missions, which were side quests that involved going to a region outside of Italy and destroying a contraption that was made by Leonardo DaVinci and employed by Rome's military under the order or Alexander VI.

Every game after Brotherhood began removing features, adding useless features, and throwing in the shittiest writing you can imagine. III, IV, and Rogue use a new game engine, so they don't play the same as I, II, Brotherhood and Revelations. In short, play those games only for the Naval Combat and sailing.


ca429c No.13670471

File: 4615e77587a9d77⋯.jpg (88.75 KB, 830x869, 830:869, Assassin's Creed.jpg)


b9a61b No.13670490

>>13670291

I've heard that AssCreed Rogue was pretty good despite being made by a small Ubi studio from Eastern Europe. It's about an assassin who decides to join the templars.


4500f6 No.13670553

File: 7f6755fc9df6b10⋯.png (1.21 MB, 2398x3307, 2398:3307, 1313983636044.png)

>>13670291

Brotherhood was good, and Unity wasnt as terrible as everyone said it was.The parkour has never been better than Unity. Somehow Syndicate fucked it up, as well as everything else that was great about Unity too.

Liberation was great for a handheld game. it's basically a mini AC2, gameplay wise. The PC and "hd" ports looks terrible because the textures and models are all the same as the vita version. it looks like that image of the "original vs HD textures" cat. Also, the vita and the ports are pretty fuckin buggy to this day, but still playable.


425590 No.13670583

>>13670553

What about the rest of the handheld games?


cb303a No.13670588

>>13669930

>>13669907

Its fucking Assassins Creed


cb303a No.13670598

>>13666826

You do understand there were like 4 female assassins and one was black

before current year


4500f6 No.13670599

>>13670583

the PSP game sucks shit and the old flip phone game was ass. i dont know if theres any more mobile games besides those. the "smart phone" one is just a FB game I'm pretty sure.


b9a61b No.13670610

I know people say that the combat sequences in Black Flag were too easy, I actually liked it. It felt right, I mean the character was a pirate and an assassin so the combat had to feel easy.

>>13670553

>The parkour has never been better than Unity

It became worse in Syndicate with the zipline/grappling hook. I remember having the character falling from the top of a building because he couldn't climb the ledge despite the zipline leading right to it.


b01f0b No.13670615

>>13670406

I wish Ubisoft made it possible for community content to be uploaded to the VR training. Or at least the game had a modding scene that injected custom content.


cb303a No.13670623

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13670610

The only thing I liked about that era of Assassins Creed being in the same engine was how they made each Assassin have a certain fighting style and different animations


217baf No.13670626

File: 4076a76d22b7b7c⋯.png (1.54 KB, 323x52, 323:52, WE.PNG)

I love this board


cb303a No.13670633

>>13667994

Fuck AC Japan just make an actual AC game for Shao Jun already


cb303a No.13670649

File: 9c255bf8abaf0a0⋯.jpg (196.76 KB, 500x593, 500:593, 245156464514551.jpg)

Im embarrassed to say that AC series is a big guilty pleasure of mine


4500f6 No.13670672

File: f5372a337f007c9⋯.jpeg (94.7 KB, 960x600, 8:5, tumblr_me745nUqbF1rz0vqjo….jpeg)

>>13670553

Re: Unity-

The PC port was glitched as fuck. as a console player, the amount of glitches happened about as rarely as they do with any other game, current and past. The story was basically AC2 but more generic and french. If you know even a little about france and history, it should be very enjoyable too. Another great thing about Unity is the combat between weapon types (and unlike AC2, theyre not pickup-only). Staff fighting looks really cool, especially the finishers. Also, the map was pretty big, tho the north corners weren't that important and didnt have much reason to revisit. There were also time traveling "glitch" segments that were really great. like visiting a french square in the 60s, climbing the Eiffel Tower during Nazi Occupation (no you dont kill hitler as a KANG or anything like that), and even attacking the Bastille during the Crusades.

>>13670610

No, I didnt mean like that. I meant the actual parkour itself. its the exact same as AC Unity, but for some reason, it controls more janky in Syndicate and also has alot of the awkwardness of the older AC games. The reason parkour works in AC games is because the streets are thin and crowded, so rooftops are far faster to travel. This is why it fails in Syndicate, because London buildings were too fucking tall, the "crowds" just walk on the sidewalks, and finally the roads were wide enough to just run through, or even just jack a carriage.


76f734 No.13670676

>>13669026

What's up with the amount of new fags and 4chan tier posts?


cb303a No.13670695

File: aa6b4182b59c5a5⋯.png (3.31 MB, 1862x1274, 19:13, 546515451546154515451.png)

>>13670672

Unity had a bad story but it was pinnacle of AC gameplay with the combat actually not spamming the counter button they even improved the main missions of (find your target and do what ever it takes to kill them"

Im a little pissed they changed it to this RPG bullshit in Origins but I suppose Ubisoft listens more to youtube comments than the actual fans


0a7b88 No.13670712

>>13670695

AC always had a bad story people hack off to 2 but it got retarded at the end and Desmond is a bad character.

Just let me be a badass in history not this Illuminati BS


b1ae27 No.13670726

>>13670014

It's also horrifically off center.


1bb4fc No.13670728

File: 8e00dfcbbb59a0f⋯.gif (389.5 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 134201307432.gif)

>>13669147

God, everything but the lechians.


f52090 No.13670746

>>13666526

It's about a muslim killing kuffar (Templar).

ubisoft should burn with all the staff trapped inside: It would be a good day.


b5ae4e No.13670752

File: 0a53c7e213a981e⋯.png (282.01 KB, 317x1442, 317:1442, Finno-Korean_Hyperwar_Info.png)


e8f272 No.13670769

>>13670752

>activation of the Giza Mass Autism Array

wat


cb303a No.13670781

File: c540616eb6faf27⋯.jpg (361.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 54515451545165451451.jpg)

>Black

>Female

>Ubisoft

>Assassins Creed

What would happen if Liberation came out today?


5d7fd4 No.13670792

>>13670781

It would flop just as spectacularly.


0a7b88 No.13670804

>>13670781

She’s actually what I would call a good female protagonist since you actually play her like a female assassin and use her beauty to kill people


425590 No.13670818

File: fc11af26bd3c0e9⋯.png (972.38 KB, 640x798, 320:399, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 82c913dafed678f⋯.png (453.53 KB, 401x500, 401:500, ClipboardImage.png)

File: df19430fa2f9ecc⋯.png (57.12 KB, 938x323, 938:323, std.png)

File: 4d9f91338767f58⋯.webm (2.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Make_it_spin.webm)

>>13670583

>>13670599

Well, there were the NDS games as well.

>>13670676

NeoGaf burned down, and cuckchan /v/ mods were banning any discussion of it.

>>13670712

>Just let me be a badass in history not this Illuminati BS

<Ahem…

<First two pics related

>>13670781

>What would happen if Liberation came out today?

Look up STD: >>>/strek/8287


b9a61b No.13670822

>>13670746

>It's about a muslim killing kuffar (Templar).

Did they really make this AC game about the Nizari (the real "Assassins")?


4500f6 No.13670828

File: 58698e3ef7326a0⋯.png (311.85 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1386201668166.png)

>>13670804

This. Aveline was a wonderful character, and her being a woman VERY RARELY is used as a plot point. and theres no "girl power" bullshit either. in fact, I dont think she ever compares herself to men in the entire game.

In AC4's "real life mod" audio logs, they interview the modern day guy who "played" through avelines life, and one of the first thing he talks about is "experiencing" sex as a woman and its pretty hilarious how genuinely awkward he sounds


cb303a No.13670830

>>13670822

Technically AC1 Altiar is a kebab


bc4d63 No.13670844

File: c6a08b64a1c081d⋯.gif (854.34 KB, 300x300, 1:1, sisko facepalm.gif)

>>13670818

>first black lead of Star Trek


181a56 No.13670852

File: cda1aa500f9e825⋯.gif (522.92 KB, 320x189, 320:189, Deep_Space_Nine_1-20_23.gif)

>>13670818

>first black lead for ST


b9a61b No.13670929

File: 77a752a8d61d655⋯.jpg (68.57 KB, 705x386, 705:386, Garak.jpg)

>>13670844

>>13670852

>spin off about a father who raises his son on a space station

>main character is black


e8c67d No.13670943

>>13670929

To be honest if I'm suspending my disbelief for stuff like replicators I think I can take a nigger trying to be a good dad


b9a61b No.13670978

>>13670943

I was joking, DS9 is my favorite Trek series.


3424c5 No.13670984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13666417

Just fucking end this series or let Jewbisoft go bankrupt, this is fucking shit.


cb303a No.13671119

>>13670984

Wait shes Amunet?


0a7b88 No.13671173

>>13670984

>AC2 call backs

>Caesars speech

That’s pretty good though


0a7b88 No.13671178

>>13671119

Wasn’t is obvious they were gonna make Amunet?


fedbe3 No.13671202

WE


c9aa50 No.13671215

File: b2ae0d1bc75e31d⋯.jpg (134.64 KB, 1006x567, 1006:567, 1430041714042.jpg)

>>13670984

>Ignored that AC Brotherhood had referenced that Brutus killed Ceaser

>Replaces Brutus with a niggerette

Ubisoft has been pushing inaccuracy for STRONK WYMINZ lately.


cb303a No.13671229

>>13671215

Wasnt Brutus and every senator a fucking assassin though?


5d7fd4 No.13671246

>>13671229

>faction that wants ultimate freedom

>is made up of the aristocracy responsible for perpetuating slavery in Rome

Gassing every single Ubisoft employee will not be enough, we need to exterminate their whole family tree, the pets and every friend and acquaintance they might have. A full purge needs to be enacted.


b64b19 No.13671255

File: d5d143acc8e1d5a⋯.jpg (19.61 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1428783384982.jpg)

>>13670984

>Caius Caesar has hair


cb303a No.13671262

>>13671246

Calm the fuck down but if I recall Ubisoft has been trying to make this entire conflict more grey and portray the assassin in the wrong more than templars


b64b19 No.13671300

>>13671262

Even so, anon doesn't have a bad idea there.


67313c No.13671338

File: c13eaa9dca53a3e⋯.jpg (24.84 KB, 268x260, 67:65, you know what to do.jpg)

WE


bc4d63 No.13671363

WUZ


4fbf3a No.13671371

File: d843a9d314cccd9⋯.webm (8.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, we wuz crashin.webm)

KANGZ


ad0b7f No.13671379

N SHIET


cb303a No.13671381

File: 97aaa63e8ce7b53⋯.jpg (254.92 KB, 1656x919, 1656:919, 5451584564151424513451.jpg)

Yep hes black alright


b64b19 No.13671392

>>13671381

shieeeet


67313c No.13671418

File: 982847c4cdb30bc⋯.png (178.96 KB, 300x420, 5:7, 982847c4cdb30bc69a658b258d….png)

>>13671379

>>13671371

>>13671363

>>13671338

>combo without combo breakers

There is hope for us yet.

>>13666417

A woman assassin in a sci-fi setting is the ACO cliffhanger. Good enough for a spoiler?


8ca2c6 No.13671428

>>13671381

>nigger

>with that schnoz

I don't think so.


e86a8b No.13671430

>>13666825

>Old kingdom

>Cleopatra, the Greek queen who had an affair with Julius Caesar and Marc Antony

I sure as hell know that you don't.


b63111 No.13671451

File: 200887aba781232⋯.jpg (74.75 KB, 800x640, 5:4, ac36b84b32e31d4199b9b3a0a7….jpg)


bc4d63 No.13671455

>>13671418

What kind of gigantic faggot would even consider interrupting KANGZ-posting?


b64b19 No.13671463

>>13671430

> had an affair with Julius Caesar and Marc Antony

>le Cleopatra conquered the Roman Empire's most powerful men with her beauty meme

Jews were publishing history back then too, you know. And the Herodians HATED Cleopatra and the Ptolemies. Just food for thought.


7369c0 No.13671488

So I'm curious, what are some decent books/shows/movies/vidya on the subject of rome or ancient egypt

Besides the obvious Sphinx and the cursed mummy, Pharaoh, Powerslave and Pharaoh Rebirth+


b64b19 No.13671492

>>13671488

I, Claudius


d59ad9 No.13671510

>>13671381

its a mudshit.


7369c0 No.13671515

>>13671492

>I, Claudius

>historical figure narrates his life

Fucking love that shit, what do you think of the Cicero Trilogy?


b64b19 No.13671524

>>13671515

Haven't read it.


e86a8b No.13671546

>>13671463

You're a gay retard and a revisionist. The historical sources we have from that era are directly recorded by Roman men. The Jews at this time were sitting about in mud huts after just recently getting conquered by Roman legions.


9c0661 No.13671575

>>13671546

Yeah and Catherine of Russia actually fucked horses.


b64b19 No.13671649

>>13671546

>Jews have close diplomatic ties with the Romans since before Octavian

>Nero dies

>Vespasian takes over and appoints a Jew to write the history of Jewish-Roman relations

>gives this Jew land and two wives

>every emperor after Vespasian continues this relationship with Jews appointing them as historians and ministers

>b-but Suetonius and Tacitus were Romans though!

Hold on. Let me grab my copy of Josephus. I want to share something.

This is from his autobiography. He is sent on a mission by the sanhedrim to ask Nero Caesar to free some Jews who were imprisoned and shipped to Rome to be tried for a crime he neglects to elaborate on:

>[I] was come to Dicearchia, which the Italians call Puteoli, I became aquainted with Aliturius, an actor of plays, and much beloved by Nero, but a Jew by birth

>and through his interest became known to Poppea, Caesar's wife

>and took care to entreat her to procure that the priests might be set at liberty

>and besides this favor I had obtained many gifts from Poppea

So let's see her. this Jewish legate sails over from Judea, just happens to meet a Jew in entertainment who has enough political sway to get him audience with the Empress and free his imprisoned colleagues. Were times really so different back then?


cb303a No.13671669

File: 61278eb699d293a⋯.png (3.49 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 5454151614561545141.png)

So this is the power of kangs


561428 No.13671672

>>13671575

Tell that to russian, he will turn into muslim just to slaughter you.


2fc795 No.13671700

File: 336b40ea971e196⋯.png (347.25 KB, 452x452, 1:1, 1324847940467.png)

>>13671381

He has a literal african nigger voice acting him.

not even subtle


b64b19 No.13671705

>>13671700

So did Darth Vader.


cb303a No.13671709

>>13671700

Is Samurai Jack a nigger? a black man voices him


d7be02 No.13671772


de3511 No.13671841

>>13671709

>>13671705

>cuckurai jack

>cuck Vader

Both shit character in shit IPs


69f9b8 No.13671869

>>13671546

Most people were living in mud huts or hide tents at that point in human history though. Cob, rammed earth and adobe are still used to this day.


2fc795 No.13671874

>>13671705

Vader had a filtered voice and wasn't a "WE WUZ" egyptian.

>>13671709

He isn't a WE WUUZ tier egyptian character.


529cca No.13672095

>>13667297

They're revising the history of halfchan, its dead and has become edgy /r/gaming


b64b19 No.13672106

File: a4faebe717b5ecd⋯.png (915.42 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1429389920379.png)

>>13671874

Yes samurai Jack is a black Egyptian.


2fc795 No.13672141

File: 46a42bd10d437b0⋯.png (89.8 KB, 645x729, 215:243, 1507653896540.png)


17ce00 No.13672149

>>13672106

DAS RITE


a0b878 No.13672194

>>13667297

>>13672095

>only reddit ever complained about /pol/

>"They're revising the history of halfchan"

~90% of anti-reddit posts are reddit trying too hard to fit in

Too much knowledge about reddit boards for people who don't use it

Too little memory of what 4chan was like even 3-4 years ago otherwise


528f7b No.13672203

>people unironically care about ass creed


607c8a No.13672246

>>13670014

This. Ass Creed sort of has an excuse for its UI to look so modern and sleek because of the animus, but it looks like shit in something with a setting as grimy and/or old as Battlefield 1, CoD WW2 or For Honor and yet they all keep using it.


78f408 No.13672255

File: 4b03bdcd75fa15a⋯.png (115.22 KB, 291x295, 291:295, 1508059184486.png)

>>13670984

>Retconning that Brutus wasn't Caesar's murderer

>There aren't even any credits, the game just continues like nothing happened

>You don't even get some late-game reward for completing the game, you just start up a bureau

What the fuck is this?


a105d2 No.13672275

>>13672203

Truly we live in dark times for vidya


bded4d No.13672299

File: 756e60566924de7⋯.jpg (103.62 KB, 722x241, 722:241, everyone I don't like is a….jpg)

>>13669944

>>13669959

>Asscreed Wiki

This one is my favorite.

http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Al_Gore

Can't wait to see the treatment Trump's going to receive.


4337ef No.13672319

>>13666417

Why even pay attention to this shit? No one but dedicated normalfags care about this garbage, the only reason why faggots bought it is so they could feel smart.

>"It's based on history so I'm a genius for playing it xdddddd"

Even then that's long gone too. Does anybody even know what the fuck the story even is at this point? Is there any genuine detail in any of the games besides the first 2? Any real portrayal of history asides from rewriting it? For fucks sake, the entire fucking series is entirely marketed on muh history yet:

>the Assassin's never fucking existed

>the Templars were just bankers who guarded the road to Jerusalem, subsequently destroyed by the pope and King Philip out of greed

>the fucking games hamfistedly force aliens into the mix

>these two mega organizations are responsible for just about every single thing that ever happened in Human history

>locked in eternal warfare, somehow still continue to survive and thrive after countless millennia

>fall 30 stories and be perfectly fine because you fell into fucking hay

>Assassin's had concealed firearms decades before the first one was ever even made

>all historical leaders and figures of import were part of these groups, completely negating their real background and achievements

>etc


4afea4 No.13672331

How is this series still going?


e5042f No.13672339

>>13671381

He looks like the average modern-day Egyptian, Semite with a little bit of nigger-blood mixed in but Egyptians were probably whiter back then.


7f3385 No.13672343

File: 219d5117e3a896b⋯.jpg (37.26 KB, 294x282, 49:47, fortune pisses on me.jpg)

>>13670984

>one of the most brilliant white men in history gets killed by a nigger woman

I shouldnt be surprised at this point.

Its a shame because ancient egypt or rome is a brilliant setting and I wish someone non pozzed and competent made game in it.


bded4d No.13672346

File: 7c43a23cecb02de⋯.gif (193.51 KB, 215x161, 215:161, nigger-alarm.gif)

>>13672331

At this rate they don't care about profit, they're doing this with the sole purpose of propaganda and demoralize whites.


2cda02 No.13672359

>>13668013

Well if you like desert settings then probably yeah, it looks nice at least. It's just hard to understand who buys one every year, almost harder to understand than people who buy NHL/FIFA every year.


17ce00 No.13672389

>>13672331

(((Government funding)))


425590 No.13672393

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13672319

>>the Templars were just bankers who guarded the road to Jerusalem, subsequently destroyed by the pope and King Philip out of greed

>>these two mega organizations are responsible for just about every single thing that ever happened in Human history

>>all historical leaders and figures of import were part of these groups, completely negating their real background and achievements

Doesn't that sound familiar? Honestly, though, I'm willing to bet that there are numerous Jews out there who have legitimately suffered hardships and came to success the same way other people do. However, with that being said, there are too many (((coincidences))) for something to be passed off as "They're just that good". Despite even the almost religious relationship Asia has with their education, you have to be completely ignorant to ignore the problems that come with it, and the fact that some countries (Like China) only have such high marks on their IQ scores because they only allow the smartest people in the country to take it (So that they can keep pushing that "superior Chinese pride" despite everything else about the country showing that they have the worst aspects of both Kikes and Niggers).


6740df No.13672409

>>13671173

You get rather impressed easily don't you anon?


5d7fd4 No.13672422

>>13672299

They'll make Trump the Golden One, the Chosen of the Templars and likely reincarnated Hitler.


69f9b8 No.13672444

>>13672339

Depends on the era.


de3a39 No.13672449

>>13669907

>>13669930

>>13669956

>>13670105

Apparently this game is also educational

>With Discovery Tour, Assassin’s Creed Origins is using the concept of the Animus Database – long one of the most fascinating parts of the series – as a springboard for an entirely new kind of experience. Where the Database was a collection of educational (and frequently snarky) notes on the important people, places, and events that you encounter in each game, Discovery Tour adds an entirely new game mode that turns the massive re-creation of Egypt into a combat-free living museum, with guided tours that let players delve into its history firsthand.

>“This is something we’ve wanted to do for a long time, that we’ve been asked to do by teachers, by institutions,” says Jean Guesdon, creative director for Assassin’s Creed Origins. “Discovery Tour is another way to enjoy the beauty of the world we’ve recreated. It’s a more educative mode, so it’s clearly focused on education and on bringing to people actual facts, more academic knowledge.”

>Separate from the main game, Discovery Tour annotates the game world with dozens of interactive tours curated by historians and Egyptologists. Each focuses on a different subject, including the Great Pyramids, the life of Cleopatra, mummification, and more. Additionally, Discovery Tour lets players roam the entire game world without constraints or threats, exploring a sprawling landscape that includes Memphis, Alexandria, the Sand Sea, and the Giza Plateau at their own pace.

http://nichegamer.com/2017/09/29/new-combat-free-educational-mode-for-assassins-creed-origins-revealed/


5d7fd4 No.13672457

>>13672346

They're pretty much demoralizing anyone that isn't a nigger or a cocksucking Marxist. I don't think there is any civilization outside of Japan and niggers (because they never had one to begin with) that they didn't anally rape.


ad0b7f No.13672463

>>13672194

If you're referring to me in regards to reddit "trying too hard to fit in" by being anti-reddit, I also named tumblr and neogaf as the ones infesting cuckchan most notably through boards like /co/ and /v/. Saying that reddit is there too isn't wrong considering the infamously insane antiGG GamerGhazi was confirmed to lurk and post there along with hotpockets saying they used the three sites as detailed in >>>/irc/.


5d7fd4 No.13672471

>>13672449

This has Darpa all over it. I remember when games like Age of Empires or Caesar III actually did entertain and educate at the same time. This Marxist drivel only exists to indoctrinate.


c3169b No.13672551

File: 78ad1ee4275e345⋯.jpg (28.06 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 5c50977d2e057daa36cb978683….jpg)

>>13670984

>stronk black woman kill Ceaser

>spin into white man stealing/slaving the poor africans/egytians

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


eb7e0b No.13672593

>>13672203

this,it took me one game to realize this series was irredeemable dogshit


e479d6 No.13672610

>>13672343

Rome 1 total war is about as close as you can get.


2dd33f No.13672620

File: 2af2b8c1f931c37⋯.mp4 (5.65 MB, 256x144, 16:9, BOSTON_SALT_PARTY_2.0.mp4)

>>13669071

>>13669115

>shorten the text

<As Bayek of Siwa you recreate the first order and secure Cleopatra's reign; in modern day the Templars fail to overload your animus before you find out too much about the era of Minerva and Juno. Ending of Assassin's Creed: Origins spoilers.

GET TO IT BOYS.

Does anyone have a higher quality of vid related that can still be posted on this mongolian basket weaving forum?


b64b19 No.13672628

>>13672610

Not without mods.


e479d6 No.13672638

>>13672620

Nice webm faggot


5d7fd4 No.13672657

>>13672610

You also have Gladius, Shadow of Rome, Colosseum: Road to Freedom for the PS2, Caesar I, II and III, Spartan: Total Warrior, Rygar. There's a lot of games exploring the time period(s).


f8a972 No.13672660

>>13672471

I cringe just at the thought of (frequently snarky)


b5ae4e No.13672668

>>13672471

>DARPA

What does weapons research have to do with this?


b64b19 No.13672704

>>13672668

I don't know, anon. What does weapons research have to do with DiGRA?


67db86 No.13672712

File: 7ca24a26ab4c087⋯.gif (69 KB, 675x227, 675:227, laughsinpixels.gif)

>>13670752

>the war on autism

>on going

Gave me a chuckle.


c3169b No.13672717

>>13672471

Kind reminds me when GG was starting to uncover some creepy shit about using games and common core together with gamefication to "educate" people, Bill "Nigger Cattle" Gates was one of the idealists of this project, before GG went downhill.


4e0340 No.13672727

>>13666417

You don't have to ask me twice. Already covering Omegle.


b64b19 No.13672741

>>13672717

I still think it's mainly a sham to sell overpriced, mandatory "educational games" to school districts.


67db86 No.13672756

>>13672422

Somebody should tell them to meme responsibly then.


4e0340 No.13672780

File: 3dbbc0c0d2df8b7⋯.png (21.4 KB, 500x390, 50:39, 64a868b0d1ee1627.png)

File: eade38893e3ca0f⋯.png (31.96 KB, 500x557, 500:557, 87735416cc2ed179.png)

Already got a few.


8ca2c6 No.13672794

>>13672780

That is the most pathetic attempt at trolling I've ever seen. Go try at reddit, that might provoke an actual reaction.


d512ea No.13672831

File: 088d896effe063e⋯.png (155.71 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 088d896effe063e183ccae18bf….png)

>>13670984

Well I can honestly say I'm not surprised.


c3169b No.13672836

>>13672741

>its a scam

Thats one of the main points of Common Core, beyond the educational and ideological fuckery.


4e0340 No.13672854

>>13672794

I prefer Omegle spy mode. Its like fishing. Sometimes you get really fun conversations like that guy typing Japanese in latin letters.


71a037 No.13672906

>>13670406

They jumped the shark with the writing already in the first game. They didn't need the supernatural bs. Just an assassin-game where you are employed to assassinate different targets would've been good enough.


eef9bd No.13672927

>>13666905

>implying I don't laugh every time that happens

You can't shame someone who isn't already ashamed just by bringing up the "shameful" deed. That only works on people who already have white guilt.


71a037 No.13672959

>>13671546

>Completely forgets the most famous story of all time has influental jews and Romans in it


eef9bd No.13672966

>>13667560

It's always striking to me that people get so upset over something that can be spoiled with one sentence. If that was really all you were looking forward to the movie for, that means it's not a good movie.


2fc795 No.13672989

>>13672668

Be prepared to never be the same if you look into it


c23b37 No.13673114

>>13672854

>that guy typing Japanese in latin letters.

sauce?


4e0340 No.13673145

File: e839f8549bf612d⋯.png (40.72 KB, 500x840, 25:42, 87e1734ad8da5fb2.png)

File: 085e92f5adefc62⋯.png (17.5 KB, 500x332, 125:83, 48b9ddba4baab12a.png)

File: b0ed25796511f62⋯.png (16.46 KB, 500x307, 500:307, ca3ea3c92d8b47c3.png)

File: d55c6e398d0ed28⋯.png (31.15 KB, 500x657, 500:657, be9e9fcf15b5e60e.png)

File: e95b2e10e8cb753⋯.png (21.14 KB, 500x407, 500:407, 276aeefc7eaea675.png)

>>13673114

Right here.


cf37f3 No.13673160

>>13673145

The first one was cute


67313c No.13673164

File: 94ed174208588e6⋯.jpg (775.6 KB, 966x1668, 161:278, 94ed174208588e6ff3c453a763….jpg)

>>13672989

Now I'm interested. Anywhere to start digging?


bded4d No.13673198

File: 0e52d0505a5a869⋯.png (2.7 MB, 1249x8613, 1249:8613, Gamergate.png)


cf37f3 No.13673201

>>13672449

So not only is it an ultra easy mode but its also factually wrong?


4e0340 No.13673210

>>13673164

>>>/8diamonds/

>>>/gamergatehq/ don't mind Acid's brain parasite

For a more serious approach visit that guy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnt7Iy8GlmdPwy_Tzyx93bA

>>13673198

I recognize that spasm. That is is classic Spaghetti4Truth. Handle that with care.


b1ae27 No.13673259

>>13672449

It's going to be pretty funny seeing Assassin's Creed become the new Mathblaster and start getting federally funded copies put in school computer labs.


67313c No.13673261

File: b823861393fef80⋯.png (233.07 KB, 620x634, 310:317, b82.png)

>>13673198

>>13673210

Oh fuck. Time to start reading then.


17ce00 No.13673282

File: e7de317342fb0b4⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1280x6478, 640:3239, Darpa.jpg)


bded4d No.13673382

File: e1d517d29cd9ce5⋯.jpg (112.72 KB, 620x882, 310:441, Goy's club.jpg)

>>13673261

It's worth to note that the moment the DARPA-DiGRA connection, as shown on >>13673282, was uncovered was the moment Gamergate was brought down by cryptoleftists e-celebs like (((Milo Yannopoulos))), Sarcuck of Cukkad and other useful idiots who were too busy sperging "achtually it's about ethics in gaming journalism" to notice the whole thing was much more than fucking ethics.


1e4c81 No.13673466

File: 7ce0db0b3eb8b81⋯.png (973.54 KB, 1080x1045, 216:209, Sargon-Is-Antifa-Treat-Him….png)

>>13673382

Sargon of Quadroon is the one who originally made a youtube video about it in the midst of the digging into financials and as a result (((they))) shut it down before anons could follow the money trail to the end.

Never forget, never forget.


28c598 No.13673665

>>13670828

How could anyone find that orcess attractive? Did someone from Ubisoft steal a design sketch from Peter Jackson's LOTR rough sketches/concepts?


28c598 No.13673683

>>13673382

The proper term is controlled opposition. Milo is the faggot jew that keeps on going. He's dick hopping from GG after effectively neutering and dociling GG, and went straight for (((alt right))), but people fortunately recognized that "alt right" has been a controlled OP group being forced onto /pol/ and it was and continues to be rejected.


b64b19 No.13673707

>>13673683

I remember Milo being very well-spoken whenever he spoke internally with GG. But whenever he went on an interview with a liberal new show, he became a blubbering idiot.


a0b878 No.13673716

>>13673683

Milo was one of the e-celeb fags who ended up pushing GG more towards the right.


432d31 No.13673726

>>13673382

I thought you went to jail for killing your dad?


bded4d No.13673729

>>13673683

That's right. The whole "alt right" bullshit smells kosher from a hundred miles, and that faggot Dicky Spencer, which I despise and I'm of, is friends with the Bushes.

>>13673716

Not on purpose, you can be sure.


bded4d No.13673731

>>13673729

>I'm sick of


28c598 No.13673759

>>13673716

Milo was a part of dociling GG, because members were clinging to him in a search for a head figure to spear head. That was one error of letting them put all their eggs in one basket.

Second error was during the initial height of it, and along with dealing with board drama, and drama involving e-celebs, there was often spark and motivation to start an "operation" and the continued beating of the drums of war to get people hyped and ready to go. But the minute that the "operation" would commence, no one went for it. Responses would come back to a meager "oh it's not my problem anymore", among shit like that. And quickly different little operations to start a blowback in other areas would end up being crippled and die off right at the starting gate.

>>13673729

Don't forget the "kekistan" shit that sargon & others tried co-opting the whole meme wizardry fest involved with it into a bastardized form of itself via attempting to turn it into a joke. You'd find many a kike bearing a "kekistan" flag while their nose told everything.


28c598 No.13673802

>>13673759

The whole issue with controlled opposition and dociling with a figure head is pretty reminiscent the tactic used to docile blue collar working americans/conservatives, and whatever the fuck, because of the constant rhetoric and message of "oh, but if you keep taking the abuse and just present your asshole more, then eventually the opposite parties will quit being mean and be nice to you". From vidya industry to politics, the strategy books that leftists/sjw/etc. use are precisely the same.

Speaking of which, a better way for taking back control of localization of foreign and japanese games through shit like NISA and NOA is to infiltrate in the same manner that SJW have done to NOA. Start by barging and getting into the HR position, secure it, and go from there. HR position is the starting seed that allows them to hire and fire.

In anycase, more rustling of jimmies must commence through spoiling it. Just the steam shitposting of Asscreeds 3/5 kangz is not enough.


a0b878 No.13673807

>>13673729

>Not on purpose, you can be sure.

Definitely on purpose.

We're talking about liberals from /v/ that made up much of gamergate.


854f2e No.13673946

>>13670984

That's fucking horrible.


130882 No.13673992

File: 028e36cfc19d0f9⋯.png (902.86 KB, 900x731, 900:731, 04daf0c1cf18f7bee99cf930c0….png)

>>13673802

>leftists/sjw/etc.

Could always call them "Social Democrats". That was what they were known as when Hitler wrote about them in Mein Kampf.


e7d62f No.13674040

>>13670984

That fucking thumbnail tells me all I need to know.


a476e5 No.13674148

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13673282

It would be nice for them to be recalled and liquidated.


bc0e06 No.13674406

>>13673807

Are you talking about this /v/ or the ones left on cuckchan because the GG threads here talk about politics to the degree that it resembles /pol/ pre /pol/harbor whenever they're not shitposting. Have you seen the horrors described in what gookanon posts?


2fc795 No.13674501

>>13674406

What did gookanon post, i missed most of the gg shitstorm because i was in horrible form at the time


bf50a5 No.13674559

File: be309b814466120⋯.mp4 (7.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ain't_I_Right_-_American_A….mp4)

>>13674148

Such a good song.

Have the mp4.


a0b878 No.13674577

>>13674406

I'm talking about /v/ during most of gamergate.

The userbase here has changed a lot since then.


405652 No.13674665

File: fea1e3e8f8d7df5⋯.jpg (89.83 KB, 475x470, 95:94, fea1e3e8f8d7df5f137479c9da….jpg)

>>13669115

>MtF

>Tfw i got some very meaty stories about a reverse trap i know

What is the general consensus on reverse traps?


c894cc No.13674727

File: 5e2b459aafca230⋯.png (471.41 KB, 1064x1401, 1064:1401, 5e2b459aafca2303d7ca96338a….png)

>>13674665

Still Gay.


bc0e06 No.13674752

>>13674501

The tl;dr version is that South Korea's President Park was like Hilary Clinton on steroids. She had corrupt ties with the biggest companies there like Samsung and cults by the nams of Megalia and The 8 Goddesses that have enacted strict surveillance and anti-pornography possession laws that land one 5 years in jail minimum (as opposed to literal rapists that get a 3 year min.) Zionism and mass consumerism is rampant there and the aforementioned cults have killed and attacked whistleblowers it makes the antifa look like a joke.

>>13674577

It doesn't feel quite as different as /pol/'s during the September exodus. The whole site feels even more jaded and bitter after repeat skirmishes with goons and general shitposters as opposed to the first few months where there was a sense of brotherhood and comfyness.


2fc795 No.13674761

>>13674752

oh THAT gookanon, i thought there was some other gookanon writing about gg


1669f6 No.13674810

>>13674665

sexy stories or nah?


18746b No.13674877

>>13674665

>reverse trap

You mean a chick that looks like a guy?

I'm dating one of those. Distinctly not gay in the same way a dude that looks like a girl is gay. Though mtf are just castrated men with open wounds between their legs.

You got the one of that guy who went after a trap only to find it was actually a girl?


30cb8d No.13674903

>>13674665

Girl dressing like a guy = not gay, it's cute if done right

Girl who actually looks like a guy = gay

2D characters like K ino and Naoto = not gay


31ed9a No.13674978

hey dipshit not that i give a fuck about this shitty pozzed series but we have a thing called spoiler tags

if you're going to warn people about spoilers then use the fucking tags


405652 No.13674993

>>13674810

Steamy.

>>13674903

This one actually looks like a guy but has feminine features like the belly and the ass.

Super skinny tho, so it's subtle.


4e8051 No.13675022

>>13672780

>first pic has you 'trolling' a fucking bot'

Jesus christ, just go to bed, you've got school in the morning.


c86b76 No.13675042

>>13674993

>steamy

Post it or it never happened, you damned smut writer


130882 No.13675057

File: 9961abfd593c72b⋯.png (349.94 KB, 725x684, 725:684, 858637a2e0d990f5d4fda1d1d3….png)


31ed9a No.13675066

File: 804a63a7edfa14e⋯.jpg (9.6 KB, 316x248, 79:62, 1190750903702.jpg)


c86b76 No.13675104

File: a272ebd07d821cf⋯.png (355.52 KB, 641x723, 641:723, confused_looking_anime_gir….png)

>>13675075

Oh my. how old is she? She looksunderage.There better be a storytime


b1ae27 No.13675107

>>13675075

Well that got deleted fast.


706066 No.13675145

File: 192bf80594c8fdf⋯.jpg (68.18 KB, 676x676, 1:1, IMG_1032.JPG)

>>13675104

Was she hot though?


1a7a8a No.13675164

File: a2dd34c4475711f⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 286x258, 143:129, I can't process this so I ….gif)

>>13673145

Fuck you almost did a spit take on that last one.


c7e012 No.13675182

File: 6e74033b4728565⋯.png (23.08 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 6e74033b4728565386d14268f2….png)

>>13669115

>Eldritch abomination

>Is that a bad thing?


c7e012 No.13675197

>>13669725

>Everybody stabs the shit out of him like a pack of wild niggers


c3169b No.13675201

File: 4e3da2b6b9910f5⋯.jpg (74.85 KB, 882x960, 147:160, 1471140819336.jpg)

>>13673198

>>13673282

>>13673382

>>13673466

Good to remember some of the fuckery and mistakes that resulted GG into become a shadow of itself, right before the juicy parts were starting appear only managing to have similar sensation in 2016. Something that /pol/ is having to deal with 24/7 after the election, try to not be co-opted.

At least it shows:

>fuck e-celebs

>fuck muh pr

>fuck bigger appeal

>fuck lowering to the same level of your enemies

>guerrilla/asymmetric warfare all the way, anonymity becomes WMD

>>13673759

>kekistan

That was hit in the guts, it almost purged KeK or gave it to the kikes. While being cringe as fuck.


c86b76 No.13675249

File: 98c52714cae2396⋯.png (486.16 KB, 500x762, 250:381, fat_albert.png)

>>13675145

Wasnt even a full face shot. Looked kinda gay tbh


706066 No.13675256

File: 399375061d9201d⋯.jpg (93.08 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, IMG_1097.JPG)

>>13675249

Well, fuck. That's boring.


486c44 No.13675375

>>13670984

I haven't played much AC, so tell me. Is there always awkward conversions between characters during

FUCKING COMBAT?


bc0e06 No.13675383

Gamergatehq still has a thread about DiGRA if that means anything: >>>/gamergatehq/327591


b1ae27 No.13675407

>>13675375

Awkward conversations are part of the AAA checklist, anon.


486c44 No.13675425

File: 5cc3ce6bd2a06c6⋯.jpg (25.26 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 5cc3ce6bd2a06c687f73ac7e98….jpg)

>>13675407

I especially like how they're having a casual conversation that would make the characters in a 4kids anime cringe while

STABBING EACHOTHER!


b1ae27 No.13675446

>>13675425

Seriously, I can immediately throw away a person's opinion the moment they say anything along the lines of "this popular game has good writing" as pretentious as that sounds. THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS. Every single one of these games have dialogue that is this poorly acted and directed. You know how in Bioware shit everyone just sort of stops dead in their tracks and talks about inane shit endlessly while twiddling their thumbs and maybe stretching their necks? This is an actual cutscene with action and movement and it isn't much better.

Fuck, man. This shit makes the scenes of Barret from FF7 wobbling around and shouting "%@#$%" look like fucking Shakespeare.


243cb8 No.13675520

File: 7b98ebee8ebf72a⋯.jpg (12.76 KB, 255x251, 255:251, absence_of_chromosomes.jpg)

>>13667555

what the fuck is that gif?!


405652 No.13675614

>>13675520

Must be a prop from one of the latest alien movies


190c81 No.13675710

File: 86361e1bd92ae1b⋯.jpg (348.37 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, CAESAR WUZ BLAK.jpg)

>>13669725

>Ubisoft portrays Ceasar as going against the cosmopolitan and humanitarian Senate, being the ebil dictator fascist templar that he is

>As opposed to the Senate being corrupt jews wanting to overthrow Ceasar – who was known as "champion of the plebs/people" for a reason; and it wasn't because every ordinary citizen thought he was just another high-nosed politician concerned with shekels or easy living.


a8e3b9 No.13675757

>>13675520

Sigourney Weaver sex doll.


32b8a1 No.13677517

>>13672966

That's retarded as fuck. If you never saw unusual suspect and I tell you that Spacy is Keyser Söze you get pissed because all the movie build up Spacy being a lowlife moron and Söze a top dog of crime where you end up in the last 10sec of he film actually he is the top dog

Same with sixth sense or total recallboth arnie and the remake major spoiler based movies. Doing this with vidya is retarded because there ain't a story this big so fuck off goon


780011 No.13677699

>>13666417

What makes this even more infuriating is that I know people who legitimately praise Ass Creed for a good portrayal of history, minus the ancient conspiracies and ayy lmao shit.


09797d No.13677703

File: 54be244f06a79af⋯.png (28.2 KB, 1729x221, 133:17, omegle1.png)

Heheheh.


8f0dc1 No.13681591

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

So is the "God Mode" in this video really a bug, or for journos to help with their review?


1fa062 No.13685716

>>13666417

>Do another Boston Party with this.

See, that's the thing. Fallout 4 had drones. People were actually invested in it. This is just another game that's made to sell pre-orders and then be forgotten ASAP to make room for the next game that'll sell pre-orders.


8fe0d9 No.13688565

>>13667560

tbh those actually worked because they were legitimate things that happened and there was proof for it.

OP's post is literally word of mouth, with no substance, unless you go ask a reviewer that played the campaign all the way through.

Also on a side note, as I'm playing kangz creed, I came across one interesting lore bit.

Abstergo ran the MKUltra project as an early concept of the Animus program




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