10e40f No.13666417
ENDING SPOILER
After you create the first Assassin Order from the remnants of the medjay as Bayek of Siwa, securing Cleopatra's reign, the modern day templars manage to hack the Animus your main character is plugged in, in an attempt to overload it before you find out more than you should about The Ones that Came Before. It backfires, though, after Rebecca Crane tries to stop it and the overload makes the Animus show you the memories of your oldest ancestor, 70.000 years ago, in the era of Minerva and Juno. The game ends as you get control of a new female character blessed with the Eagle Vision in that absurdly advanced era, as the credits roll, with a 'to be continued'.
Do with it as you will, /v/ Do another Boston Party with this.
130882 No.13666522
>>13666417
>the assassins are secretly osiris' severed dick
???
6740df No.13666526
More liberal stuff
Not really suprised tbh
cdaa8b No.13666548
>>13666417
That's neat, but is it true, OP?
We can't just spread this if it's not true, we'd look like idiots.
86a20b No.13666550
>>13666526
Assassins Creed has its roots in Marxism, ya faggot.
4e181e No.13666557
>>13666548
>anonymous retards on a cambodian orchids enthusiast imageboard
>looking like retards
surely you can't be serious
16a350 No.13666562
>>13666548
Doesn't matter if it's true or not. What matters is making them think the ending is spoiled and making them upset
cdaa8b No.13666577
>>13666557
>surely you can't be serious
100% serious all the time, every time
>>13666562
Then let the butthurt commence.
10e40f No.13666789
>>13666526
Oh yeah I forgot to mention. Your modern-day protagonist is a she-boon named Layla Hassan. She is actually black unlike Bayek, who looks like a sandnigger.
8a070f No.13666825
>cleopatra
>3000 years after Old Kingdom
Do you french faggots even Egypt?
e73dfd No.13666826
So wait, the next assassin of this shitty series will be a female? Thats going to be pretty retarded if they suddenly have a female taking down men and being able to pick up bodies with no effort.
8a070f No.13666840
>>13666826
maybe she will just virtue shame nearby betas into moving bodies for her
de27db No.13666869
>>13666826
>Thats going to be pretty retarded
This whole series has been "pretty retarded" ever since Ubisoft fired the creator because he wanted to make a trilogy while Ubisoft wanted a yearly release franchise.
Hell, Black Flag was the devs going "we have no idea what we're doing, but apparently people liked the ACIII ship combat, so we're going to make an entire game of that!" I'm 90% sure I read an actual dev interview to that effect, but the source eludes me.
ac1048 No.13666885
>>13666417
>you do a ton of shit that doesn't actually feel like it's building to anything
>then something happens with the Templars
>and some vague shit with aliens and ancient stuff
>the end
So it's like every fucking asscreed game ever.
d10d08 No.13666897
>>13666869
To be fair the ship combat and sailing was pretty comfy in Black Flag and was about the only memorable thing about it.
61d3d1 No.13666899
Are normalfags/redditors actually as hyped for this as they were for Fallout 4 after the last few awful games and movie? The WEWUZKANGZ shitposting on the Steam Forums suggests that it won't perform well on PC saleswise at least.
Meh, maybe spamming the ending could rile up the neofags even more. They, VICE, and Polygon will be the main ones Ubisoft is pandering to in a big virtue signalling circlejerk alongside Bethesda's latest Wolfenstein game, now that I think about it.
74a2ae No.13666905
>>13666869
Black Flag is just a white guilt simulator. Can't make it past one level without some nigger telling you about him being a slave.
de27db No.13666932
>>13666897
Just because they made a good guess doesn't mean they're not the Jewciest Jews to ever subvert another person's intellectual property for their precious shekel baths.
>>13666885
It's almost as if they don't have any coherent story plan anymore. I wonder why that happened.
81f7ba No.13666945
>>13666899
i know a very "normal" girl who was so into asscreed that she got the fucking logo, you know the weird V looking thing, tattooed on her. even she thinks this new one is retarded revisionist garbage and refuses to discuss it
74a2ae No.13666965
>>13666945
Marry her and have some kids
81f7ba No.13666994
>>13666965
nah. i've seen her vagina and it's like a fucking roast beef sandwich. besides, everyone knows you don't bang chicks with gamer tattoos
2fc795 No.13667006
>>13666899
The shills are very hard at work, there are constant prositive shill threads on 4ch every day and they are fucking everywhere on normalfagnet
9de083 No.13667013
>>13666994
>don't bang chicks with tattoos
Fixed that.
de27db No.13667221
>>13666945
>spoiler
You know it's supposed to be an "A" right? Y'know, for "ASSASSIN"?
>>13667013
truth
61d3d1 No.13667297
>>13667006
I assume halfchan still shares some semblance of imageboard culture like with the aforementioned "WEWUZ" meme, so I had almost forgotten that they're also filled with dumb consumerists that cry about /pol/ from reddit, tumblr, and now Neogaf with the mods to match. I can only hope that the shilling falls on deaf ears like the girl in
>>13666945
and it's another ME:A, Mafia 3, Battleborn, Lawbreakers, etc. Though undoubtedly there will be rubes dumb enough to buy it like how I saw cuckchan was hyped for Ys 8 and barely touched upon NISA's fuckery until much later in the archived thread.
10e40f No.13667369
>>13667297
You got that right. They even have Denuvo apologists there.
fb5c32 No.13667370
>>13667013
>don't bang chicks at all
Fixed that
98b4da No.13667462
Was Assassins Creed 2 historically accurate at least?
That was the last one I played and I remember enjoying it at the time.
b98f9f No.13667504
>>13667370
>don't bang
The route of the chaste wizard is the only way to get a happy ending.
7ed28c No.13667509
>>13666417
It's a distinct possibility that there was a pre-flood civilization before 11,000 BC before the end of the last glacial period that was very advanced, but they were certainly not black or any degree of multiculti. Likely the Aryans
4225af No.13667521
>>13666417
This isn't as juicy or major as "Nuke the commonwealth" Asscreed does have shit stories that lead to nothing. I doubt it will have the same impact as F4 but still thanks.
>>13666994
How did you know how her vagina looks like?
edfe2b No.13667559
Might watch a walkthrough for the story.
783bc4 No.13667560
>Do with it as you will, /v/ Do another Boston Party with this.
The main issue I see is that you need a good, catchy way to pare it down to the essential, hardest hitting parts. "Kill your son or nuke the commonwealth" worked quite well with the Salt Party, making such a thing simple and not only quick to spam/add to bigger things, but also quick to read (and thus quick to spoil). Same with "Kylo Ren kills his dad, Han" for the Star Wars VII spoiler campaign.
Also advice to practice OpSec. Divert anger elsewhere instead of leading people that are going to hate you back to your home.
c7c37f No.13667566
>>13667521
>This isn't as juicy or major as "Nuke the commonwealth"
This is what I fear. It's a predictable ending. It's not something like "Desmond comes back" or "you mind warp into Desmond because it turns out you're his son" or something dumb but hilarious to spam
ebe4bb No.13667802
Thats nice but who cares?
54e6e3 No.13667901
>>13666417
>/v/ Do another Boston Party with this
No one here cares enough about Assass Cream to do that. Boston Salt Party was fun because we cared about Fallout and so we wanted to shit on Betheshit's attempts at it and the people who make them successful for it.
16a350 No.13667915
>>13667566
Then push the short, patently false information
f93751 No.13667932
>>13667509
I've wondered how advanced.
69e3f6 No.13667938
I never gave a shit about the story in AC, it's just so bad. I played AC, AC2, AC brotherhood and Black Flag, didn't finish a single one, just uninstalled after I got enough of the gameplay.
18746b No.13667941
Are the ones that came before niggers?
I'm going to pirate this game as soon as possible so I can make we wuz shitpost webms but this would be the crowning piece if everyone back in the ancient futuristic era are nigs.
69e3f6 No.13667946
>>13667932
Able to carve stone advanced. Nothing special
c9aa50 No.13667951
Was there any KANGS N SHIEEET?
90a813 No.13667958
>>13667462
>Was Assassins Creed 2 historically accurate at least?
No, not all. Da Vinci invents the pistol and gives it to you as an assassination tool. Then you kill the Pope and discover space aliens hidden underneath the Vatican.
7ed28c No.13667967
>>13667946
>>13667932
Mega-architecture advanced. A level beyond Rome's, but not anything the result of mechanization.
134b4d No.13667993
>>13666994
Dont bang chicks with tatts period, 99.9% are attention seeking whores.
t. Non virgin anon who dipped his dick in crazy one time to many.
>>13666826
Theyll justify the body lifting with the female sheboon, half look like black men anyway.
>>13666869
The only assassins creed ive bought and played was bf. More for nostalgia of the old Pirates of the Caribbean on OG xbox. The game was a subpar buggy mess but fuck i loved the shit out of that game.
425590 No.13667994
>>13666826
>Anon thinks this will be the first AC game where you play as a girl
808ce2 No.13668013
Is anyone genuinely hyped about the new AC to begin with? This is a yearly release unlike FO4
aae95f No.13668031
>>13666417
>ending a game on cliffhanger
>it is not even cliffhanger but advertisement for the sequel
>the sequel will most likely also end with cliffhanger
I feel hatred towards this game with every inch of my body.
c984d9 No.13668044
What are the sales numbers though
25042e No.13668047
>>13667560
>"penetration" under the tags list
>>13666417
If the next assassin is going to be some stronk wymyn from that space alien civilization, does that mean Ubisoft is giving up the whole (((historical accuracy))) gimmick for the series? Hopefully that might drive away some normalfags from buying any more.
3424c5 No.13668076
>>13666417
WE WUZ KANGZ!
>>13666869
Black Flag was an unrelated project that shoehorned with muh Assassins and Templars bullshit by the time AssCreed 3 was almost done.
da0caa No.13669026
>>13667951
>Julius Caesar was black
Does he really believes what's he saying?
7369c0 No.13669064
Imagine if a decent studio made the assassins creed games.
I don't even give half a shit about the story, if only the gameplay wasn't utter irredeemable trash.
4fbf3a No.13669071
>>13669056
Speaking of bleach. We need to shorten the text.
0b4e96 No.13669099
It's so sad that those games kind of suck because they have a really good idea behind them that got trampled a lot. If it had better writing this would have been probably a bit repetetive but overall decent series.
32b8a1 No.13669106
>>13667993
>don't bang chicks with tatts
So now you have to reach wizardry?
b9a61b No.13669126
>>13666885
>you do a ton of shit that doesn't actually feel like it's building to anything
>then something happens with the Templars
>and some vague shit with aliens and ancient stuff
>the end
Looks like it's AssCreed Black Flag all over again.
bb60a7 No.13669138
>>13669115
>>13669071
>there's no real proof and people are falling for it
are you what?
c082b0 No.13669147
>>13667509
Wuz it the Lechians or Finno-Koreans?
b9a61b No.13669154
>>13667509
Dude Sumerians LMAO
2d494c No.13669157
>>13666417
Where does Yakub fit into it?
783bc4 No.13669161
>>13669115
>>13669071
I kind of wonder just what the level of overlap between asscreed fags and omegle users is. You should keep track of how many hits and misses you get.
a81b9a No.13669164
>>13666417
>securing Cleopatra's reign
Why am i not surprise
Bet that bitch pulled a Merkel on egypt allowing the WE WUZ KANG to run amok and sink the empire into shit
I swear to god i can't understand why the fuck is cleopatra so revered to this day
Egypt died as a contry during her rule "the short rule i might add, she was still an ara milf when she killed herself" and all she succede at was whoring herself to the losing side of the roman cibil war
Gotta say, i almost shat my pants with laughter when i heard the MC's voice for the first time
especially cus the very first word he ever said in the first trailer where he ever spoke was "WE" i swear my brain just instantly filled the blanks
a0af33 No.13669165
>>13667560
> all the way through
a81b9a No.13669177
>>13666826
when iot comes to army training stuff like carring bodyes, it's not so much woman's avility to do so that is put into question but their endurance when doing that shit all day long
I can suspend my disbelief to think a woman is an incredibly skilled ninja with limitles stamina, not so much if they make he win an arm wrestling competition with s Zangief tier wrestler
76103b No.13669179
>>13669026
They think everyone was a kangz.
e4fae4 No.13669192
Anyone with a reddit account could spam the relevant subreddits.
85c988 No.13669198
>>13666417
>nigger creates assin order
>putting a stonk proud wumyn of color in power
>new sronk female lead
>buy WE WUZ ASSCREED AND SHEEEEEEEIT 2 goys!
wew
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>>13666562
>What matters is making them think the ending is spoiled and making them upset
This.
a81b9a No.13669319
>>13669115
>>13669071
you're doing the lord's work anons
godspeed
5d7fd4 No.13669323
>>13669164
Egypt, as an independent state, died under the rule of the nigger dynasty. They mismanaged the empire so badly it was never independent again until it collapsed. Cleopatra was part of the conquering dynasty Alexander put in place, not a native of Egypt.
a81b9a No.13669370
>>13669323
>Hyper masculine alpha conquers a nation
>Put's a womyn in the throne to make sure the nation stays submissive
Alex was not called "the great" for nothing
5d7fd4 No.13669454
>>13669370
Cleopatra was a few centuries after Alexander, but she came from the same Greek dynasty he put in charge of Egypt. Moral of the story is not to make niggers KANGZ if you don't want to become Rome's bitch.
a3ecbc No.13669465
>>13667958
>implying there actually aren't space aliens under the Vatican
really though AC2 does a good job of getting those locations right. you could take the same path between landmarks in AC2 and real life in Venice (if you tried in Florence you would be run down by teenagers on scooters)
a6ae32 No.13669565
>>13669157
Yakub created the templars and shit.
45e74c No.13669607
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45e74c No.13669631
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7369c0 No.13669674
Since we're talking about rome now, is Spartacus any good?
181a56 No.13669725
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>minute 8
>Caesar is killed by a female KANGZ
8492b3 No.13669748
AC's plot is so retarded no one cares about spoilers for it, its like spoiling cawadoody.
96a713 No.13669751
>>13669725
Didn't they already establish in Brotherhood that Caesar was canon fatally stabbed by Brutus?
c3169b No.13669752
>>13666522
AYO
smack lips
HOL UP
MUH DIEK
The end
1fa062 No.13669804
>>13667993
I wish I had a bf -w-
2fc795 No.13669903
>>13667297
They are normal underneath but there is an avalanche of shilling and outsider normalfags flooding threads with really obvious shitposts
b64b19 No.13669907
>>13666417
>After you create the first Assassin Order from the remnants of the medjay as Bayek of Siwa, securing Cleopatra's reign
As someone who actually studies Egyptian history, this is fucking triggering.
b64b19 No.13669930
>>13669907
Just to rant more: Siwa was called Amonion at that time and it had nothing to do with the medjay. The Medjay were fucking nomads from south of Elephantine who didn't have cities. Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian and she has nothing to do with the Medjay or Siwa. Did some snowflake do 5 minutes of research on Wikipedia before writing this shit?
553f95 No.13669944
>>13669930
Go look at Assassin's Creed's own wikipedia to let your ass tear a new hole.
b64b19 No.13669956
>>13669944
I refuse. This alone will be pissing me off for hours. The Medjay were Kushite nomads and Siwa is a MODERN DAY city built near the site of ancient Ammonion, a shrine rune entirely be a cult to Zeus/ Ammon enclaved in the Libyan desert that was far away from Kush and had nothing to do with the Medjay.
4042ae No.13669959
>>13669944
did somebody say asscreed wiki?
b64b19 No.13669960
>>13669956
*run by a cult to Zeus I mean
2fc795 No.13669968
>>13669930
Those games are a travesty, they deserve all the shitting they get and more
b0f26a No.13669979
>>13669725
>For Egypt? I AM EGYPT!
399719 No.13669984
>>13666550
Yes, and then the creative director left and now its liberal bullshit that takes itself too seriously
ae004e No.13669989
>>13667369
>dirt cheap
>$60
181a56 No.13669990
>>13669930
>snowflake do 5 minutes of research
You give them too much credit.
They took the few things they know about egypt from movies and glued them together.
76f789 No.13669997
>>13666548
You already look like an idiot, faggot.
553f95 No.13669999
Best Assassin's Creed of 2017 is Elex.
b9a61b No.13670008
>>13669930
>>13669956
When Desilets was still at the helm of the franchise, AssCreed was a cool opportunity to see history, the art and architecture (AssCreed II) then it fell into revisionism bullshit (Marx was a good goy, every contemporary politician that the writers don't like end up being either a templar or a puppet of the templars).
4042ae No.13670014
>>13669999 (checked)
>this monochromatic, "minimalistic", fuckugly UI that's in every modern game right now
76f789 No.13670018
553f95 No.13670019
>>13670014
Yeah, i hate it. But the game itself is worth struggling through.
f1784f No.13670036
>>13666826
That's where you draw the line on suspension of disbelief? Basically every assassin in the series has superhuman strength and agility. Jump off a 30 story building into a hay cart and you're fine but if a woman does it, that's pushing the boundaries of whats believable too far. Do you even play video games?
>>13667951
Yes, there were many niggers in Egypt.
b64b19 No.13670105
>>13670036
The most satisfying thing about making your Nubian save into a dickwasher, from the point of view of the Egyptians, was that fact that Nubians were aggressive Imperialists who constantly pestered the Egyptians but rarely made it far north due to their own lack of unity. They fought each other as often as they fought the Egyptians. Those xtra dark guys with the leopard skins in pic one were the Medjay archers and they were mercenaries that fought for everyone on the Nile: Nubians, Egyptians, Semites, and Greeks.
e8f272 No.13670228
>>13667462
Asscreed 2 took place in Renaissance Italy between the years 1476 and 1492. It portrayed the Medici assassination decently, although it wasn't an absolutely accurate recreation, because the writers wanted to use it as a backdrop to forward the game's plot. Basically, the Medici assassination attempt was a orchestrated by group of Templars, among them Alexander VI, in order to gain more financial power in Florence, get rid of Medici, who was an Assassin informant, and to secure the Papacy for Alexander VI. In fact, this is usually how shit goes in these games. It's typically, "Oh, look at this historical event or figure! They're conveniently in the game and working with the main character to help him murder famous political figures because this is how it really happened wink wink nudge nudge". This isn't so bad by itself, but the problem is that the writing got much, much shittier as the series went on. Aside from this, the game's cities are somewhat faithfully recreated, but the maps themselves are pretty much an approximation, like Los Angeles via GTAV.
425590 No.13670291
>>13670228
Are the only "good" AC games the first two and Black Flag?
a6ae32 No.13670333
>>13670291
Rouge since it's just Black Flag where you play as a templar.
e8f272 No.13670406
>>13670291
From a story perspective, I'd go with the first two. Brotherhood started getting lazy with the writing, but from a gameplay perspective it's probably the best the series has to offer. It has a VR training simulator, similar to the kind of shit that you see in MGS, but the problem is that it's woefully underdeveloped. You get like 3 parkour, stealth and combat scenarios, and because the combat is quite simple, they're very easy to complete. It had potential to be the best game, if only they had developed a more robust VR training catalog.
Brotherhood introduced the "streak-kill", which is basically an instant kill that you execute by killing a single enemy, then directing your character to the nearest enemy in your vicinity and killing him. You start a 'killstreak' that the enemies then try to interrupt by grabbing you, throwing sand at your face, and varying up their attack timing. The main character has a few different weapons, and each one has its own parry timing, so you have to learn how to use them to effectiveness. It's still simple as all hell, though, like a much worse version of Arkham combat.
Brotherhood still had a number of assassination contracts that played out like a story-centric side quest. Basically, you'd take a contract and locate the target, who was usually an infamous cutthroat or criminal type, and you'd have to chase them through an obstacle course styled area that culminated in their deaths. It was good because the chase sequence incorporated the climbing mechanics.
On top of this, Brotherhood still had "Assassin Tombs", which were Prince of Persia style obstacle courses that were built inside of ancient structures, it still had the Subject 16 puzzles, which were brain teasers that revealed some implications about the origin of the Ones Who Came Before, and it had the DaVinci missions, which were side quests that involved going to a region outside of Italy and destroying a contraption that was made by Leonardo DaVinci and employed by Rome's military under the order or Alexander VI.
Every game after Brotherhood began removing features, adding useless features, and throwing in the shittiest writing you can imagine. III, IV, and Rogue use a new game engine, so they don't play the same as I, II, Brotherhood and Revelations. In short, play those games only for the Naval Combat and sailing.
b9a61b No.13670490
>>13670291
I've heard that AssCreed Rogue was pretty good despite being made by a small Ubi studio from Eastern Europe. It's about an assassin who decides to join the templars.
4500f6 No.13670553
>>13670291
Brotherhood was good, and Unity wasnt as terrible as everyone said it was.The parkour has never been better than Unity. Somehow Syndicate fucked it up, as well as everything else that was great about Unity too.
Liberation was great for a handheld game. it's basically a mini AC2, gameplay wise. The PC and "hd" ports looks terrible because the textures and models are all the same as the vita version. it looks like that image of the "original vs HD textures" cat. Also, the vita and the ports are pretty fuckin buggy to this day, but still playable.
425590 No.13670583
>>13670553
What about the rest of the handheld games?
cb303a No.13670588
>>13669930
>>13669907
Its fucking Assassins Creed
cb303a No.13670598
>>13666826
You do understand there were like 4 female assassins and one was black
before current year
4500f6 No.13670599
>>13670583
the PSP game sucks shit and the old flip phone game was ass. i dont know if theres any more mobile games besides those. the "smart phone" one is just a FB game I'm pretty sure.
b9a61b No.13670610
I know people say that the combat sequences in Black Flag were too easy, I actually liked it. It felt right, I mean the character was a pirate and an assassin so the combat had to feel easy.
>>13670553
>The parkour has never been better than Unity
It became worse in Syndicate with the zipline/grappling hook. I remember having the character falling from the top of a building because he couldn't climb the ledge despite the zipline leading right to it.
b01f0b No.13670615
>>13670406
I wish Ubisoft made it possible for community content to be uploaded to the VR training. Or at least the game had a modding scene that injected custom content.
cb303a No.13670623
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>>13670610
The only thing I liked about that era of Assassins Creed being in the same engine was how they made each Assassin have a certain fighting style and different animations
cb303a No.13670633
>>13667994
Fuck AC Japan just make an actual AC game for Shao Jun already
cb303a No.13670649
Im embarrassed to say that AC series is a big guilty pleasure of mine
4500f6 No.13670672
>>13670553
Re: Unity-
The PC port was glitched as fuck. as a console player, the amount of glitches happened about as rarely as they do with any other game, current and past. The story was basically AC2 but more generic and french. If you know even a little about france and history, it should be very enjoyable too. Another great thing about Unity is the combat between weapon types (and unlike AC2, theyre not pickup-only). Staff fighting looks really cool, especially the finishers. Also, the map was pretty big, tho the north corners weren't that important and didnt have much reason to revisit. There were also time traveling "glitch" segments that were really great. like visiting a french square in the 60s, climbing the Eiffel Tower during Nazi Occupation (no you dont kill hitler as a KANG or anything like that), and even attacking the Bastille during the Crusades.
>>13670610
No, I didnt mean like that. I meant the actual parkour itself. its the exact same as AC Unity, but for some reason, it controls more janky in Syndicate and also has alot of the awkwardness of the older AC games. The reason parkour works in AC games is because the streets are thin and crowded, so rooftops are far faster to travel. This is why it fails in Syndicate, because London buildings were too fucking tall, the "crowds" just walk on the sidewalks, and finally the roads were wide enough to just run through, or even just jack a carriage.
76f734 No.13670676
>>13669026
What's up with the amount of new fags and 4chan tier posts?
cb303a No.13670695
>>13670672
Unity had a bad story but it was pinnacle of AC gameplay with the combat actually not spamming the counter button they even improved the main missions of (find your target and do what ever it takes to kill them"
Im a little pissed they changed it to this RPG bullshit in Origins but I suppose Ubisoft listens more to youtube comments than the actual fans
0a7b88 No.13670712
>>13670695
AC always had a bad story people hack off to 2 but it got retarded at the end and Desmond is a bad character.
Just let me be a badass in history not this Illuminati BS
b1ae27 No.13670726
>>13670014
It's also horrifically off center.
1bb4fc No.13670728
>>13669147
God, everything but the lechians.
f52090 No.13670746
>>13666526
It's about a muslim killing kuffar (Templar).
ubisoft should burn with all the staff trapped inside: It would be a good day.
e8f272 No.13670769
>>13670752
>activation of the Giza Mass Autism Array
wat
cb303a No.13670781
>Black
>Female
>Ubisoft
>Assassins Creed
What would happen if Liberation came out today?
5d7fd4 No.13670792
>>13670781
It would flop just as spectacularly.
0a7b88 No.13670804
>>13670781
She’s actually what I would call a good female protagonist since you actually play her like a female assassin and use her beauty to kill people
425590 No.13670818
>>13670583
>>13670599
Well, there were the NDS games as well.
>>13670676
NeoGaf burned down, and cuckchan /v/ mods were banning any discussion of it.
>>13670712
>Just let me be a badass in history not this Illuminati BS
<Ahem…
<First two pics related
>>13670781
>What would happen if Liberation came out today?
Look up STD: >>>/strek/8287
b9a61b No.13670822
>>13670746
>It's about a muslim killing kuffar (Templar).
Did they really make this AC game about the Nizari (the real "Assassins")?
4500f6 No.13670828
>>13670804
This. Aveline was a wonderful character, and her being a woman VERY RARELY is used as a plot point. and theres no "girl power" bullshit either. in fact, I dont think she ever compares herself to men in the entire game.
In AC4's "real life mod" audio logs, they interview the modern day guy who "played" through avelines life, and one of the first thing he talks about is "experiencing" sex as a woman and its pretty hilarious how genuinely awkward he sounds
cb303a No.13670830
>>13670822
Technically AC1 Altiar is a kebab
bc4d63 No.13670844
>>13670818
>first black lead of Star Trek
181a56 No.13670852
>>13670818
>first black lead for ST
b9a61b No.13670929
>>13670844
>>13670852
>spin off about a father who raises his son on a space station
>main character is black
e8c67d No.13670943
>>13670929
To be honest if I'm suspending my disbelief for stuff like replicators I think I can take a nigger trying to be a good dad
b9a61b No.13670978
>>13670943
I was joking, DS9 is my favorite Trek series.
3424c5 No.13670984
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>>13666417
Just fucking end this series or let Jewbisoft go bankrupt, this is fucking shit.
cb303a No.13671119
>>13670984
Wait shes Amunet?
0a7b88 No.13671173
>>13670984
>AC2 call backs
>Caesars speech
That’s pretty good though
0a7b88 No.13671178
>>13671119
Wasn’t is obvious they were gonna make Amunet?
fedbe3 No.13671202
c9aa50 No.13671215
>>13670984
>Ignored that AC Brotherhood had referenced that Brutus killed Ceaser
>Replaces Brutus with a niggerette
Ubisoft has been pushing inaccuracy for STRONK WYMINZ lately.
cb303a No.13671229
>>13671215
Wasnt Brutus and every senator a fucking assassin though?
5d7fd4 No.13671246
>>13671229
>faction that wants ultimate freedom
>is made up of the aristocracy responsible for perpetuating slavery in Rome
Gassing every single Ubisoft employee will not be enough, we need to exterminate their whole family tree, the pets and every friend and acquaintance they might have. A full purge needs to be enacted.
b64b19 No.13671255
>>13670984
>Caius Caesar has hair
cb303a No.13671262
>>13671246
Calm the fuck down but if I recall Ubisoft has been trying to make this entire conflict more grey and portray the assassin in the wrong more than templars
b64b19 No.13671300
>>13671262
Even so, anon doesn't have a bad idea there.
bc4d63 No.13671363
ad0b7f No.13671379
b64b19 No.13671392
67313c No.13671418
>>13671379
>>13671371
>>13671363
>>13671338
>combo without combo breakers
There is hope for us yet.
>>13666417
A woman assassin in a sci-fi setting is the ACO cliffhanger. Good enough for a spoiler?
8ca2c6 No.13671428
>>13671381
>nigger
>with that schnoz
I don't think so.
e86a8b No.13671430
>>13666825
>Old kingdom
>Cleopatra, the Greek queen who had an affair with Julius Caesar and Marc Antony
I sure as hell know that you don't.
bc4d63 No.13671455
>>13671418
What kind of gigantic faggot would even consider interrupting KANGZ-posting?
b64b19 No.13671463
>>13671430
> had an affair with Julius Caesar and Marc Antony
>le Cleopatra conquered the Roman Empire's most powerful men with her beauty meme
Jews were publishing history back then too, you know. And the Herodians HATED Cleopatra and the Ptolemies. Just food for thought.
7369c0 No.13671488
So I'm curious, what are some decent books/shows/movies/vidya on the subject of rome or ancient egypt
Besides the obvious Sphinx and the cursed mummy, Pharaoh, Powerslave and Pharaoh Rebirth+
b64b19 No.13671492
d59ad9 No.13671510
7369c0 No.13671515
>>13671492
>I, Claudius
>historical figure narrates his life
Fucking love that shit, what do you think of the Cicero Trilogy?
b64b19 No.13671524
>>13671515
Haven't read it.
e86a8b No.13671546
>>13671463
You're a gay retard and a revisionist. The historical sources we have from that era are directly recorded by Roman men. The Jews at this time were sitting about in mud huts after just recently getting conquered by Roman legions.
9c0661 No.13671575
>>13671546
Yeah and Catherine of Russia actually fucked horses.
b64b19 No.13671649
>>13671546
>Jews have close diplomatic ties with the Romans since before Octavian
>Nero dies
>Vespasian takes over and appoints a Jew to write the history of Jewish-Roman relations
>gives this Jew land and two wives
>every emperor after Vespasian continues this relationship with Jews appointing them as historians and ministers
>b-but Suetonius and Tacitus were Romans though!
Hold on. Let me grab my copy of Josephus. I want to share something.
This is from his autobiography. He is sent on a mission by the sanhedrim to ask Nero Caesar to free some Jews who were imprisoned and shipped to Rome to be tried for a crime he neglects to elaborate on:
>[I] was come to Dicearchia, which the Italians call Puteoli, I became aquainted with Aliturius, an actor of plays, and much beloved by Nero, but a Jew by birth
>and through his interest became known to Poppea, Caesar's wife
>and took care to entreat her to procure that the priests might be set at liberty
>and besides this favor I had obtained many gifts from Poppea
So let's see her. this Jewish legate sails over from Judea, just happens to meet a Jew in entertainment who has enough political sway to get him audience with the Empress and free his imprisoned colleagues. Were times really so different back then?
cb303a No.13671669
So this is the power of kangs
561428 No.13671672
>>13671575
Tell that to russian, he will turn into muslim just to slaughter you.
2fc795 No.13671700
>>13671381
He has a literal african nigger voice acting him.
not even subtle
b64b19 No.13671705
>>13671700
So did Darth Vader.
cb303a No.13671709
>>13671700
Is Samurai Jack a nigger? a black man voices him
d7be02 No.13671772
de3511 No.13671841
>>13671709
>>13671705
>cuckurai jack
>cuck Vader
Both shit character in shit IPs
69f9b8 No.13671869
>>13671546
Most people were living in mud huts or hide tents at that point in human history though. Cob, rammed earth and adobe are still used to this day.
2fc795 No.13671874
>>13671705
Vader had a filtered voice and wasn't a "WE WUZ" egyptian.
>>13671709
He isn't a WE WUUZ tier egyptian character.
529cca No.13672095
>>13667297
They're revising the history of halfchan, its dead and has become edgy /r/gaming
b64b19 No.13672106
>>13671874
Yes samurai Jack is a black Egyptian.
17ce00 No.13672149
a0b878 No.13672194
>>13667297
>>13672095
>only reddit ever complained about /pol/
>"They're revising the history of halfchan"
~90% of anti-reddit posts are reddit trying too hard to fit in
Too much knowledge about reddit boards for people who don't use it
Too little memory of what 4chan was like even 3-4 years ago otherwise
528f7b No.13672203
>people unironically care about ass creed
607c8a No.13672246
>>13670014
This. Ass Creed sort of has an excuse for its UI to look so modern and sleek because of the animus, but it looks like shit in something with a setting as grimy and/or old as Battlefield 1, CoD WW2 or For Honor and yet they all keep using it.
78f408 No.13672255
>>13670984
>Retconning that Brutus wasn't Caesar's murderer
>There aren't even any credits, the game just continues like nothing happened
>You don't even get some late-game reward for completing the game, you just start up a bureau
What the fuck is this?
a105d2 No.13672275
>>13672203
Truly we live in dark times for vidya
bded4d No.13672299
>>13669944
>>13669959
>Asscreed Wiki
This one is my favorite.
http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Al_Gore
Can't wait to see the treatment Trump's going to receive.
4337ef No.13672319
>>13666417
Why even pay attention to this shit? No one but dedicated normalfags care about this garbage, the only reason why faggots bought it is so they could feel smart.
>"It's based on history so I'm a genius for playing it xdddddd"
Even then that's long gone too. Does anybody even know what the fuck the story even is at this point? Is there any genuine detail in any of the games besides the first 2? Any real portrayal of history asides from rewriting it? For fucks sake, the entire fucking series is entirely marketed on muh history yet:
>the Assassin's never fucking existed
>the Templars were just bankers who guarded the road to Jerusalem, subsequently destroyed by the pope and King Philip out of greed
>the fucking games hamfistedly force aliens into the mix
>these two mega organizations are responsible for just about every single thing that ever happened in Human history
>locked in eternal warfare, somehow still continue to survive and thrive after countless millennia
>fall 30 stories and be perfectly fine because you fell into fucking hay
>Assassin's had concealed firearms decades before the first one was ever even made
>all historical leaders and figures of import were part of these groups, completely negating their real background and achievements
>etc
4afea4 No.13672331
How is this series still going?
e5042f No.13672339
>>13671381
He looks like the average modern-day Egyptian, Semite with a little bit of nigger-blood mixed in but Egyptians were probably whiter back then.
7f3385 No.13672343
>>13670984
>one of the most brilliant white men in history gets killed by a nigger woman
I shouldnt be surprised at this point.
Its a shame because ancient egypt or rome is a brilliant setting and I wish someone non pozzed and competent made game in it.
bded4d No.13672346
>>13672331
At this rate they don't care about profit, they're doing this with the sole purpose of propaganda and demoralize whites.
2cda02 No.13672359
>>13668013
Well if you like desert settings then probably yeah, it looks nice at least. It's just hard to understand who buys one every year, almost harder to understand than people who buy NHL/FIFA every year.
17ce00 No.13672389
>>13672331
(((Government funding)))
425590 No.13672393
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>>13672319
>>the Templars were just bankers who guarded the road to Jerusalem, subsequently destroyed by the pope and King Philip out of greed
>>these two mega organizations are responsible for just about every single thing that ever happened in Human history
>>all historical leaders and figures of import were part of these groups, completely negating their real background and achievements
Doesn't that sound familiar? Honestly, though, I'm willing to bet that there are numerous Jews out there who have legitimately suffered hardships and came to success the same way other people do. However, with that being said, there are too many (((coincidences))) for something to be passed off as "They're just that good". Despite even the almost religious relationship Asia has with their education, you have to be completely ignorant to ignore the problems that come with it, and the fact that some countries (Like China) only have such high marks on their IQ scores because they only allow the smartest people in the country to take it (So that they can keep pushing that "superior Chinese pride" despite everything else about the country showing that they have the worst aspects of both Kikes and Niggers).
6740df No.13672409
>>13671173
You get rather impressed easily don't you anon?
5d7fd4 No.13672422
>>13672299
They'll make Trump the Golden One, the Chosen of the Templars and likely reincarnated Hitler.
69f9b8 No.13672444
>>13672339
Depends on the era.
de3a39 No.13672449
>>13669907
>>13669930
>>13669956
>>13670105
Apparently this game is also educational
>With Discovery Tour, Assassin’s Creed Origins is using the concept of the Animus Database – long one of the most fascinating parts of the series – as a springboard for an entirely new kind of experience. Where the Database was a collection of educational (and frequently snarky) notes on the important people, places, and events that you encounter in each game, Discovery Tour adds an entirely new game mode that turns the massive re-creation of Egypt into a combat-free living museum, with guided tours that let players delve into its history firsthand.
>“This is something we’ve wanted to do for a long time, that we’ve been asked to do by teachers, by institutions,” says Jean Guesdon, creative director for Assassin’s Creed Origins. “Discovery Tour is another way to enjoy the beauty of the world we’ve recreated. It’s a more educative mode, so it’s clearly focused on education and on bringing to people actual facts, more academic knowledge.”
>Separate from the main game, Discovery Tour annotates the game world with dozens of interactive tours curated by historians and Egyptologists. Each focuses on a different subject, including the Great Pyramids, the life of Cleopatra, mummification, and more. Additionally, Discovery Tour lets players roam the entire game world without constraints or threats, exploring a sprawling landscape that includes Memphis, Alexandria, the Sand Sea, and the Giza Plateau at their own pace.
http://nichegamer.com/2017/09/29/new-combat-free-educational-mode-for-assassins-creed-origins-revealed/
5d7fd4 No.13672457
>>13672346
They're pretty much demoralizing anyone that isn't a nigger or a cocksucking Marxist. I don't think there is any civilization outside of Japan and niggers (because they never had one to begin with) that they didn't anally rape.
ad0b7f No.13672463
>>13672194
If you're referring to me in regards to reddit "trying too hard to fit in" by being anti-reddit, I also named tumblr and neogaf as the ones infesting cuckchan most notably through boards like /co/ and /v/. Saying that reddit is there too isn't wrong considering the infamously insane antiGG GamerGhazi was confirmed to lurk and post there along with hotpockets saying they used the three sites as detailed in >>>/irc/.
5d7fd4 No.13672471
>>13672449
This has Darpa all over it. I remember when games like Age of Empires or Caesar III actually did entertain and educate at the same time. This Marxist drivel only exists to indoctrinate.
c3169b No.13672551
>>13670984
>stronk black woman kill Ceaser
>spin into white man stealing/slaving the poor africans/egytians
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eb7e0b No.13672593
>>13672203
this,it took me one game to realize this series was irredeemable dogshit
e479d6 No.13672610
>>13672343
Rome 1 total war is about as close as you can get.
2dd33f No.13672620
>>13669071
>>13669115
>shorten the text
<As Bayek of Siwa you recreate the first order and secure Cleopatra's reign; in modern day the Templars fail to overload your animus before you find out too much about the era of Minerva and Juno. Ending of Assassin's Creed: Origins spoilers.
GET TO IT BOYS.
Does anyone have a higher quality of vid related that can still be posted on this mongolian basket weaving forum?
b64b19 No.13672628
>>13672610
Not without mods.
e479d6 No.13672638
>>13672620
Nice webm faggot
5d7fd4 No.13672657
>>13672610
You also have Gladius, Shadow of Rome, Colosseum: Road to Freedom for the PS2, Caesar I, II and III, Spartan: Total Warrior, Rygar. There's a lot of games exploring the time period(s).
f8a972 No.13672660
>>13672471
I cringe just at the thought of (frequently snarky)
b5ae4e No.13672668
>>13672471
>DARPA
What does weapons research have to do with this?
b64b19 No.13672704
>>13672668
I don't know, anon. What does weapons research have to do with DiGRA?
67db86 No.13672712
>>13670752
>the war on autism
>on going
Gave me a chuckle.
c3169b No.13672717
>>13672471
Kind reminds me when GG was starting to uncover some creepy shit about using games and common core together with gamefication to "educate" people, Bill "Nigger Cattle" Gates was one of the idealists of this project, before GG went downhill.
4e0340 No.13672727
>>13666417
You don't have to ask me twice. Already covering Omegle.
b64b19 No.13672741
>>13672717
I still think it's mainly a sham to sell overpriced, mandatory "educational games" to school districts.
67db86 No.13672756
>>13672422
Somebody should tell them to meme responsibly then.
8ca2c6 No.13672794
>>13672780
That is the most pathetic attempt at trolling I've ever seen. Go try at reddit, that might provoke an actual reaction.
d512ea No.13672831
>>13670984
Well I can honestly say I'm not surprised.
c3169b No.13672836
>>13672741
>its a scam
Thats one of the main points of Common Core, beyond the educational and ideological fuckery.
4e0340 No.13672854
>>13672794
I prefer Omegle spy mode. Its like fishing. Sometimes you get really fun conversations like that guy typing Japanese in latin letters.
71a037 No.13672906
>>13670406
They jumped the shark with the writing already in the first game. They didn't need the supernatural bs. Just an assassin-game where you are employed to assassinate different targets would've been good enough.
eef9bd No.13672927
>>13666905
>implying I don't laugh every time that happens
You can't shame someone who isn't already ashamed just by bringing up the "shameful" deed. That only works on people who already have white guilt.
71a037 No.13672959
>>13671546
>Completely forgets the most famous story of all time has influental jews and Romans in it
eef9bd No.13672966
>>13667560
It's always striking to me that people get so upset over something that can be spoiled with one sentence. If that was really all you were looking forward to the movie for, that means it's not a good movie.
2fc795 No.13672989
>>13672668
Be prepared to never be the same if you look into it
c23b37 No.13673114
>>13672854
>that guy typing Japanese in latin letters.
sauce?
cf37f3 No.13673160
>>13673145
The first one was cute
67313c No.13673164
>>13672989
Now I'm interested. Anywhere to start digging?
cf37f3 No.13673201
>>13672449
So not only is it an ultra easy mode but its also factually wrong?
4e0340 No.13673210
>>13673164
>>>/8diamonds/
>>>/gamergatehq/ don't mind Acid's brain parasite
For a more serious approach visit that guy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnt7Iy8GlmdPwy_Tzyx93bA
>>13673198
I recognize that spasm. That is is classic Spaghetti4Truth. Handle that with care.
b1ae27 No.13673259
>>13672449
It's going to be pretty funny seeing Assassin's Creed become the new Mathblaster and start getting federally funded copies put in school computer labs.
67313c No.13673261
>>13673198
>>13673210
Oh fuck. Time to start reading then.
bded4d No.13673382
>>13673261
It's worth to note that the moment the DARPA-DiGRA connection, as shown on >>13673282, was uncovered was the moment Gamergate was brought down by cryptoleftists e-celebs like (((Milo Yannopoulos))), Sarcuck of Cukkad and other useful idiots who were too busy sperging "achtually it's about ethics in gaming journalism" to notice the whole thing was much more than fucking ethics.
1e4c81 No.13673466
>>13673382
Sargon of Quadroon is the one who originally made a youtube video about it in the midst of the digging into financials and as a result (((they))) shut it down before anons could follow the money trail to the end.
Never forget, never forget.
28c598 No.13673665
>>13670828
How could anyone find that orcess attractive? Did someone from Ubisoft steal a design sketch from Peter Jackson's LOTR rough sketches/concepts?
28c598 No.13673683
>>13673382
The proper term is controlled opposition. Milo is the faggot jew that keeps on going. He's dick hopping from GG after effectively neutering and dociling GG, and went straight for (((alt right))), but people fortunately recognized that "alt right" has been a controlled OP group being forced onto /pol/ and it was and continues to be rejected.
b64b19 No.13673707
>>13673683
I remember Milo being very well-spoken whenever he spoke internally with GG. But whenever he went on an interview with a liberal new show, he became a blubbering idiot.
a0b878 No.13673716
>>13673683
Milo was one of the e-celeb fags who ended up pushing GG more towards the right.
432d31 No.13673726
>>13673382
I thought you went to jail for killing your dad?
bded4d No.13673729
>>13673683
That's right. The whole "alt right" bullshit smells kosher from a hundred miles, and that faggot Dicky Spencer, which I despise and I'm of, is friends with the Bushes.
>>13673716
Not on purpose, you can be sure.
bded4d No.13673731
28c598 No.13673759
>>13673716
Milo was a part of dociling GG, because members were clinging to him in a search for a head figure to spear head. That was one error of letting them put all their eggs in one basket.
Second error was during the initial height of it, and along with dealing with board drama, and drama involving e-celebs, there was often spark and motivation to start an "operation" and the continued beating of the drums of war to get people hyped and ready to go. But the minute that the "operation" would commence, no one went for it. Responses would come back to a meager "oh it's not my problem anymore", among shit like that. And quickly different little operations to start a blowback in other areas would end up being crippled and die off right at the starting gate.
>>13673729
Don't forget the "kekistan" shit that sargon & others tried co-opting the whole meme wizardry fest involved with it into a bastardized form of itself via attempting to turn it into a joke. You'd find many a kike bearing a "kekistan" flag while their nose told everything.
28c598 No.13673802
>>13673759
The whole issue with controlled opposition and dociling with a figure head is pretty reminiscent the tactic used to docile blue collar working americans/conservatives, and whatever the fuck, because of the constant rhetoric and message of "oh, but if you keep taking the abuse and just present your asshole more, then eventually the opposite parties will quit being mean and be nice to you". From vidya industry to politics, the strategy books that leftists/sjw/etc. use are precisely the same.
Speaking of which, a better way for taking back control of localization of foreign and japanese games through shit like NISA and NOA is to infiltrate in the same manner that SJW have done to NOA. Start by barging and getting into the HR position, secure it, and go from there. HR position is the starting seed that allows them to hire and fire.
In anycase, more rustling of jimmies must commence through spoiling it. Just the steam shitposting of Asscreeds 3/5 kangz is not enough.
a0b878 No.13673807
>>13673729
>Not on purpose, you can be sure.
Definitely on purpose.
We're talking about liberals from /v/ that made up much of gamergate.
854f2e No.13673946
>>13670984
That's fucking horrible.
130882 No.13673992
>>13673802
>leftists/sjw/etc.
Could always call them "Social Democrats". That was what they were known as when Hitler wrote about them in Mein Kampf.
e7d62f No.13674040
>>13670984
That fucking thumbnail tells me all I need to know.
a476e5 No.13674148
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13673282
It would be nice for them to be recalled and liquidated.
bc0e06 No.13674406
>>13673807
Are you talking about this /v/ or the ones left on cuckchan because the GG threads here talk about politics to the degree that it resembles /pol/ pre /pol/harbor whenever they're not shitposting. Have you seen the horrors described in what gookanon posts?
2fc795 No.13674501
>>13674406
What did gookanon post, i missed most of the gg shitstorm because i was in horrible form at the time
bf50a5 No.13674559
>>13674148
Such a good song.
Have the mp4.
a0b878 No.13674577
>>13674406
I'm talking about /v/ during most of gamergate.
The userbase here has changed a lot since then.
405652 No.13674665
>>13669115
>MtF
>Tfw i got some very meaty stories about a reverse trap i know
What is the general consensus on reverse traps?
bc0e06 No.13674752
>>13674501
The tl;dr version is that South Korea's President Park was like Hilary Clinton on steroids. She had corrupt ties with the biggest companies there like Samsung and cults by the nams of Megalia and The 8 Goddesses that have enacted strict surveillance and anti-pornography possession laws that land one 5 years in jail minimum (as opposed to literal rapists that get a 3 year min.) Zionism and mass consumerism is rampant there and the aforementioned cults have killed and attacked whistleblowers it makes the antifa look like a joke.
>>13674577
It doesn't feel quite as different as /pol/'s during the September exodus. The whole site feels even more jaded and bitter after repeat skirmishes with goons and general shitposters as opposed to the first few months where there was a sense of brotherhood and comfyness.
2fc795 No.13674761
>>13674752
oh THAT gookanon, i thought there was some other gookanon writing about gg
1669f6 No.13674810
>>13674665
sexy stories or nah?
18746b No.13674877
>>13674665
>reverse trap
You mean a chick that looks like a guy?
I'm dating one of those. Distinctly not gay in the same way a dude that looks like a girl is gay. Though mtf are just castrated men with open wounds between their legs.
You got the one of that guy who went after a trap only to find it was actually a girl?
30cb8d No.13674903
>>13674665
Girl dressing like a guy = not gay, it's cute if done right
Girl who actually looks like a guy = gay
2D characters like K ino and Naoto = not gay
31ed9a No.13674978
hey dipshit not that i give a fuck about this shitty pozzed series but we have a thing called spoiler tags
if you're going to warn people about spoilers then use the fucking tags
405652 No.13674993
>>13674810
Steamy.
>>13674903
This one actually looks like a guy but has feminine features like the belly and the ass.
Super skinny tho, so it's subtle.
4e8051 No.13675022
>>13672780
>first pic has you 'trolling' a fucking bot'
Jesus christ, just go to bed, you've got school in the morning.
c86b76 No.13675042
>>13674993
>steamy
Post it or it never happened, you damned smut writer
c86b76 No.13675104
>>13675075
Oh my. how old is she? She looksunderage.There better be a storytime
b1ae27 No.13675107
>>13675075
Well that got deleted fast.
706066 No.13675145
>>13675104
Was she hot though?
1a7a8a No.13675164
>>13673145
Fuck you almost did a spit take on that last one.
c7e012 No.13675182
>>13669115
>Eldritch abomination
>Is that a bad thing?
c7e012 No.13675197
>>13669725
>Everybody stabs the shit out of him like a pack of wild niggers
c3169b No.13675201
>>13673198
>>13673282
>>13673382
>>13673466
Good to remember some of the fuckery and mistakes that resulted GG into become a shadow of itself, right before the juicy parts were starting appear only managing to have similar sensation in 2016. Something that /pol/ is having to deal with 24/7 after the election, try to not be co-opted.
At least it shows:
>fuck e-celebs
>fuck muh pr
>fuck bigger appeal
>fuck lowering to the same level of your enemies
>guerrilla/asymmetric warfare all the way, anonymity becomes WMD
>>13673759
>kekistan
That was hit in the guts, it almost purged KeK or gave it to the kikes. While being cringe as fuck.
c86b76 No.13675249
>>13675145
Wasnt even a full face shot. Looked kinda gay tbh
706066 No.13675256
>>13675249
Well, fuck. That's boring.
486c44 No.13675375
>>13670984
I haven't played much AC, so tell me. Is there always awkward conversions between characters during
FUCKING COMBAT?
bc0e06 No.13675383
Gamergatehq still has a thread about DiGRA if that means anything: >>>/gamergatehq/327591
b1ae27 No.13675407
>>13675375
Awkward conversations are part of the AAA checklist, anon.
486c44 No.13675425
>>13675407
I especially like how they're having a casual conversation that would make the characters in a 4kids anime cringe while
STABBING EACHOTHER!
b1ae27 No.13675446
>>13675425
Seriously, I can immediately throw away a person's opinion the moment they say anything along the lines of "this popular game has good writing" as pretentious as that sounds. THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS. Every single one of these games have dialogue that is this poorly acted and directed. You know how in Bioware shit everyone just sort of stops dead in their tracks and talks about inane shit endlessly while twiddling their thumbs and maybe stretching their necks? This is an actual cutscene with action and movement and it isn't much better.
Fuck, man. This shit makes the scenes of Barret from FF7 wobbling around and shouting "%@#$%" look like fucking Shakespeare.
243cb8 No.13675520
>>13667555
what the fuck is that gif?!
405652 No.13675614
>>13675520
Must be a prop from one of the latest alien movies
190c81 No.13675710
>>13669725
>Ubisoft portrays Ceasar as going against the cosmopolitan and humanitarian Senate, being the ebil dictator fascist templar that he is
>As opposed to the Senate being corrupt jews wanting to overthrow Ceasar – who was known as "champion of the plebs/people" for a reason; and it wasn't because every ordinary citizen thought he was just another high-nosed politician concerned with shekels or easy living.
a8e3b9 No.13675757
>>13675520
Sigourney Weaver sex doll.
32b8a1 No.13677517
>>13672966
That's retarded as fuck. If you never saw unusual suspect and I tell you that Spacy is Keyser Söze you get pissed because all the movie build up Spacy being a lowlife moron and Söze a top dog of crime where you end up in the last 10sec of he film actually he is the top dog
Same with sixth sense or total recallboth arnie and the remake major spoiler based movies. Doing this with vidya is retarded because there ain't a story this big so fuck off goon
780011 No.13677699
>>13666417
What makes this even more infuriating is that I know people who legitimately praise Ass Creed for a good portrayal of history, minus the ancient conspiracies and ayy lmao shit.
8f0dc1 No.13681591
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So is the "God Mode" in this video really a bug, or for journos to help with their review?
1fa062 No.13685716
>>13666417
>Do another Boston Party with this.
See, that's the thing. Fallout 4 had drones. People were actually invested in it. This is just another game that's made to sell pre-orders and then be forgotten ASAP to make room for the next game that'll sell pre-orders.
8fe0d9 No.13688565
>>13667560
tbh those actually worked because they were legitimate things that happened and there was proof for it.
OP's post is literally word of mouth, with no substance, unless you go ask a reviewer that played the campaign all the way through.
Also on a side note, as I'm playing kangz creed, I came across one interesting lore bit.
Abstergo ran the MKUltra project as an early concept of the Animus program