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 No.27874

Childbirth has somehow made Ann even hotter. What a MILF she is these days. She couldn't save Lisa but she's rockin' on with 594K subs. One of the very few right-of-center ASMRtists as well. The only fault I find is how gimmicky her videos can be.

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 No.30299

>>27874

How do you know shes right wing and who is lisa?

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 No.30300

>>27874

It's cool she has a kid and I think more ASMRtists should have kids but once a woman getting pregnant by another man is the ultimate cuckoldry. I guess if you only enjoy ASMR for what it is and don't use it as a girlfriend sim then it's not a problem.

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 No.30320

She has a very European beauty thats hypnotic to look at (im european to)

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 No.30597

>>27874

I was friends with her real account on fb when she was vegann, before she ever did asmr. She called me cute on a Facebook status I made. Too bad im ugly now, man I miss women being attracted to me.

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 No.30601

>>27874

If by "Lisa" you mean IndigoStars, I'd wife the shit out of her. What a huge faggot to miss the opportunity to have a thic viking waifu and not put put a ring on her finger and get her pregnant.

I'd gladly bring Lisa to the USA right now if she'd carry my child. Insta-ring. Shotgun wedding. Elvis in Las Vegas style wedding.

Vampire Lisa was probably one of the best of us and a confirmed lurker. She knew her place though and when she hit the wall at 30, she left the grand stage forever. I miss the shit out of her though. I'm sad that she's gone and I wish her well, wherever she is now.

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 No.30602

(samefagging)

This also brings "the other Lisa" into question. Did you mean Lisa Da'Whore? Well, they can't fault 8chan for public instagram pics anymore. She posted lewds/nudes that every BRICs nation has access to. Are you going to call the cops because India and China is violating your DMCA? It's way beyond 8chan now, but we tried to warn you even back then. Now, I can't even post a cat meme on /tingles/, but India, China, and Russia will be posting your nudes for the next 50 years and nobody can stop them. But, hey, congrats, at least you killed 8chan. We tried to warn you.

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 No.30603

>>30602

I checked out Indigo's channel. Seems she quit in 2020. One of her last videos was a Cloveress tribute. Probably a combination of the pandemic and lurking on /asmr/ made her want to retire early. As for the other Lisa, she said in her most recent video that she isn't saving her money. She wants to invest those simp bucks into her music career. No one is paying to see her play guitar. For some reason unbeknownst to me, people actually pay to see her naked.

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 No.30606

>>30603

>I checked out Indigo's channel. Seems she quit in 2020. One of her last videos was a Cloveress tribute.

Indi knew of the wall. It probably wasn't worth her time or effort to keep producing, so she went out at her peak, before the decline. Not everyone makes it to 100k or 1M, but that's reality. Not everyone wins a trophy. Such is life. Clover really hit a lot of us hard. It was one of the last happenings on /asmr/ before the 8chan kill, but Clover had nothing to do with that, it was just coincidental timing.

>she isn't saving her money. She wants to invest those simp bucks into her music career

You're right. These people aren't paying for her music. I heard that her most recent gig was as an airline attendant. Perhaps she should chase that career. Like vampire viking Lisa, not every e-girl wins a trophy. Lisa needs to accept that. There's nothing at all wrong with being an airline stewardess for a living.

I played football in school, but I never made it to pro. I'll never play for Manchester United, but I'm okay with that. At least I played.

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 No.30607

>>30606

>Clover hit hard

>not every e-girl wins a trophy

>being an airline stewardess

You'd think ASMRtists would learn from that whole ordeal and stay away from sex work, but some still did it even knowing about Clover's downward spiral. I've seen a few girls quit ASMR after opening OF. Maybe women are just dumb? Not dumb in terms of cashing in on their looks, but in terms of not thinking far ahead. They see the Amouranths making millions and think "I could do that". They ignore every other example where women regretted doing porn. Eventually these e-girls are going to get old, and a lot sooner than they think. Men are going to move on to jerk off to younger, hotter e-girls. I don't follow women I coomed to over 10 years ago, because many of them have gotten married, had kids, their looks faded, as is inevitable. Many of them don't have stable relationships though. When the cash stops flowing and they are going to need support from men to check in on them, wheel them around when they need physical assistance, all that old age related stuff. Girls opening OF at 18 aren't thinking about all the potential negatives.

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 No.30620

>>30607

>They see the Amouranths making millions and think "I could do that". They ignore every other example where women regretted doing porn. Eventually these e-girls are going to get old, and a lot sooner than they think. Men are going to move on to jerk off to younger, hotter e-girls. I don't follow women I coomed to over 10 years ago, because many of them have gotten married, had kids, their looks faded, as is inevitable. Many of them don't have stable relationships though.

I think what most women / e-girls need to learn is a saying that we anons have known for decades. "YOU'RE HERE FOREVER." It's not a meme. It's true. Not all archivers are pervs and not all perverts archive, but it's an important job as internet historians. I have videos of live news from the day of 9/11, the entire C0V1D fiasco, the Epstein incident, etc. The same thing happens with memes and the same things happens with sex. For example, you send your boyfriend a picture of your titties. He shares that pic with 3 of his mates. One of those blokes uploads it to a /b/ titty thread. Then 43 anons download that pic and 31 of them share those titties on a Sri Lankan basket weaving forum. Then 48 Sri Lankan basket weavers share said pic on tiddies dot com, etc etc etc, are you finally picking up what I'm putting down?! We're still in the "wild wild west" days of the internet and it's only going to get more awesome and terrifying from here. You may not wank to women from yesteryear, but some of us do. Case in point being women like Mia Khalifa and Heather Harmon. It may have been Mia herself, as she was frustrated trying to shake her porn past, said on twitter, "You can be an architect who builds a thousand bridges, but if you suck one dick, you're a cocksucker for life." How profound. Lulz. Heather and Jim Harmon dropped off the radar for over a decade, but it didn't help. I wonder, when Heather was shopping at Walmart, hundreds of other dudes was like "OH SHIT! I coomed buckets for you! You're the ideepthroat girl!" And the truth is, 23 years later, Heather will ALWAYS be that ideepthroat girl. You're here forever, Heather. Heather eventually accepted that she'd be a whore for life, pushing 50 now. She upscaled her old vids into full 4k hd remasters and got a gig at pornhub. No matter how many bridges she tries to build, she's a cocksucker for life. And even when she's 60 years old, she'll still be 20 years old on my hard drive… FOREVER. When Heather is 60 and shopping at the grocer, there will still be people pointing at her. "OH SHIT! You're that cocksucker!" Now, let's throw in the plot twist of the emerging AI tech. Sometime soon, mark my words, you'll be listening to the newest Elvis / Michael Jackson collab on the radio. "WOW! AI is amazing!" Yes. It is. And we'll also resurrect sex icon Marilyn Monroe from the grave and create an AI VR porn of her. Marilyn has been dead for over 60 years, but millions of men would line up for VR sex with her. She's here forever and so are (You). "That's fucked up for y'all to do that to women. Oh, it's not just you, honey. Maybe I made a nigger joke on TikTok or said something about faggots and troons on twitter. Someone somewhere out there has copies of all of that. I'll never be able to reach CEO or run for political office. Someone out there, just like you, they have the dirt on me too. We all wear our scarlet letter and we're all here forever.

Food for thought for those who still lurk here.

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 No.30621

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>>30620

forgot to attach the video

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 No.30622

>>30621

There's a reason why I left this particular video here for all of you. Even a cyberghost like me, the whitepages doxxed my parents that connected to me. A working number and read address. Thanks a whole fucking lot, "Ma Bell" / AT&T for listing my parents in the whitepages (ye ole legacy phonebook). This was the last of my personal info that I had to scrub from the web, and it was the old phone company doxxing my parents and my childhood home. No need to thank me. You're welcome.

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 No.30624

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>>30620

Heather was one of my first porn crushes, but I no longer jerk off to her. I know what she looks like now, I know about her marriage/divorce, I know she's doing granny porn. Maybe some coomers are built differently. For me I have a hard time going back to the old stuff. It's like watching the old Star Wars. I think about how Star Wars or the superhero genre sucks now and makes me feel melancholy. Same thing with porn, even ASMR. When OF came out is when I really started to lose interest in porn. It ruined the illusion. It forced me to accept what I'd long been in denial of. That sex both on screen and IRL is largely a financial exchange. OF did to porn what Disney did to all those once great franchises. You could also say that Pornhub started us down this path. The increased corporatization of intimacy over time has ruined my boner. I'm no longer content with being a coomer rubbing one out to another deepthroat compilation video. Maybe when I'm in my 50s or 60s I'll browse through my old porn folders and spank the monkey to an ideepthroat vid from the early 2000s, for old time's sake.

Women need to stop posting their Ls, for their own sake. I wouldn't want to see my favorite e-girls from years back end up molested in a senior home because they didn't create a family. Eventually father time will step in. Decrepitness will set in at some point. Deepthroaters will not be able to unhinge their jaws forever. I welcome AI and sexbots if it will take real women off the streets and make them wives/mothers again. If not for those of us who want families, then to put the whores back in their place. Because you know many of these sex positive liberal feminists only see men as walking dildos with a wallet.

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 No.30629

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>>30624

>Because you know many of these sex positive liberal feminists only see men as walking dildos with a wallet.

That's very true. They never hear stories about us because MSM kikes will never tell them about it, so they'll never be aware. See vid related. This is the norm for men too. You just never hear about it.

Rebranding kills your channel and social footprint. Likewise, when Congress summoned Jim and killed 8chan, the rebranding to 8kun killed this website. We only exist on this ghost ship because the CIA and FBI doesn't give a flying fuck about girls licking microphones. This is a Qtard honeypot. Nothing more. They don't care what the fuck we're talking about right now because we're not trying to overthrow the US government or shit up the jewish subjugation of the goyim in this world. As long as we don't piss them off, they could care less.

The rebranding killed 8chan and we'll never recover from it. If these glow-in-the-dark faggots ever pay me a visit, I'd ask them outright, "Are you here to offer me a job or assassinate me?"

This isn't just misogyny or a "just girl thing" to consider. Men deal with this too.

I once considered creating a /youtube/ board and being the BO, but now that this is a Q honeypot swarming with spooks, I can't do it. I don't even know if Jim or Ron still control this place. I'm not going to get van'd by the spooks just because I want to run an e-celeb board. Sure, it would probably bring back a lot of traffic, but at what cost to me if the Fedcoats flashbang my house at 2am because I dislike jews, faggots, and niggers? What did I gain? This is why I say that the Feds killed 8chan.

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 No.30630

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>>30629

You could go to tvchan. Gahoole runs it. That's where the old /tv/ bugged out to.

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