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 No.896

As we begin this 40-day journey (well, more like 38 now), let's share some of our self-denying promises!

I'm giving up meat (but not fish) and self-abuse.
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 No.897

>>896

God really does bless that. You get happiness equal to the unhappiness you gave-up.
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 No.898

congratulations terry, you've attracted the dumbest of imbeciles to your board. monkey see, monkey do i guess.
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 No.899

Dice rollRolled 1, 8, 4, 9, 9 = 31

>>898

Catholics make themselves sad, so that God does justice and makes them happy. If you laugh you will cry, if you cry you will laugh. I'm not really into that. I also think pleasures and pains balance.
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 No.900

>>899

Line 18499

28:39 Thou shalt plant vineyards, and dress them, but shalt neither
drink of the wine, nor gather the grapes; for the worms shall eat
them.

28:40 Thou shalt have olive trees throughout all thy coasts, but thou
shalt not anoint thyself with the oil; for thine olive shall cast his
fruit.

28:41 Thou shalt beget sons and daughters, but thou shalt not enjoy
them; for they shall go into captivity.

28:42 All thy trees and fruit of thy land shall the locust consume.

28:43 The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very
high; and thou shalt come down very low.

28:44 He shall lend to thee, and thou shalt not lend to him: he shall
be the head, and thou shalt be the tail.

28:45 Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue
thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou
hearkenedst not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his
commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee: 28:46 And they
shall be upon thee for a sign and for a wonder, and upon thy seed for
ever.
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 No.903

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No fap.

Wish me luck anons.
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 No.904

Dice rollRolled 2, 4, 9, 2, 3 = 20

>>903

Let's see if Mr. God is impressed.
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 No.905

>>904

Line 24923

13:5 And the Philistines gathered themselves together to fight with
Israel, thirty thousand chariots, and six thousand horsemen, and
people as the sand which is on the sea shore in multitude: and they
came up, and pitched in Michmash, eastward from Bethaven.

13:6 When the men of Israel saw that they were in a strait, (for the
people were distressed,) then the people did hide themselves in caves,
and in thickets, and in rocks, and in high places, and in pits.

13:7 And some of the Hebrews went over Jordan to the land of Gad and
Gilead. As for Saul, he was yet in Gilgal, and all the people followed
him trembling.

13:8 And he tarried seven days, according to the set time that Samuel
had appointed: but Samuel came not to Gilgal; and the people were
scattered from him.

13:9 And Saul said, Bring hither a burnt offering to me, and peace
offerings. And he offered the burnt offering.

13:10 And it came to pass, that as soon as he had made an end of
offering the burnt offering, behold, Samuel came; and Saul went out to
meet him, that he might salute him.
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 No.907

>>905

Closed Captioning: Michmash is about
>>901

It mentions 7 days. It says "came" a couple times. I knew a gal Jill? BetHeaven?

Michmach is the only obvious one.
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 No.908

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>>896

I asked God to draw a space alien. Not a very good one resulted.
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 No.909

>>908

Maybe, that's an embro floating in the lower-right. Space-man? Maybe, that's a War of the Worlds street-lamp (overhead projector in the center-top-left.
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 No.919

File: 1424413178228.webm (2.51 MB,640x360,16:9,AYY LMAO.webm)

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 No.920

Dice rollRolled 1, 9, 5, 2, 8 = 25

ok
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 No.922

>>920

Line 19528

6:2 And the LORD said unto Joshua, See, I have given into thine hand
Jericho, and the king thereof, and the mighty men of valour.

6:3 And ye shall compass the city, all ye men of war, and go round
about the city once. Thus shalt thou do six days.

6:4 And seven priests shall bear before the ark seven trumpets of
rams' horns: and the seventh day ye shall compass the city seven
times, and the priests shall blow with the trumpets.

6:5 And it shall come to pass, that when they make a long blast with
the ram's horn, and when ye hear the sound of the trumpet, all the
people shall shout with a great shout; and the wall of the city shall
fall down flat, and the people shall ascend up every man straight
before him.

6:6 And Joshua the son of Nun called the priests, and said unto them,
Take up the ark of the covenant, and let seven priests bear seven
trumpets of rams' horns before the ark of the LORD.
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