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 No.559

Dice rollRolled 1, 7, 4, 1, 7 = 20

Thsi generation fought World war II and raise a shitload of kids. Hard workers! And went to the Moon.
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 No.560

>>559

Line 17417

unto thee, and serve thee six years; then in the seventh year thou
shalt let him go free from thee.

15:13 And when thou sendest him out free from thee, thou shalt not let
him go away empty: 15:14 Thou shalt furnish him liberally out of thy
flock, and out of thy floor, and out of thy winepress: of that
wherewith the LORD thy God hath blessed thee thou shalt give unto him.

15:15 And thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in the land of
Egypt, and the LORD thy God redeemed thee: therefore I command thee
this thing to day.

15:16 And it shall be, if he say unto thee, I will not go away from
thee; because he loveth thee and thine house, because he is well with
thee; 15:17 Then thou shalt take an aul, and thrust it through his ear
unto the door, and he shall be thy servant for ever. And also unto thy
maidservant thou shalt do likewise.

15:18 It shall not seem hard unto thee, when thou sendest him away
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 No.561

>>560

My first Moses comic was Catholic.

Moses said, "We're dying of malnutrition on this manna."

I was shocked. For some reason God didn't like it. I thought for a moment. Duh! It's the opposite of praise! God takes care of His people unless they are evil and deserve it. He wants to be the hero. How do I know they had malnutrition. I was slandering God without even realizing it!

God's world is perfectly just.

Roots, the movie was evil. It made God's world look unjust.

Well, now I have the cheat sheet, LOL. I know How to praise God!

Blacks don't care about families breaking up. Are you kidding.

School is more cruel than picking cotton.

They would have a hard life in Africa.

God wants praise, not criticism. If you say the World is awful, that's the opposite of praise.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=numbers+11&version=NIV

God does not take any shit from those complaining Jew-niggers, LOL.
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 No.562

Dice rollRolled 8, 5, 5, 2, 9 = 29

>>561

God's favorite saint is Santa.

I thought about Santa. He spies and does justice, just like God. I asked God how He was different. He said He didn't care if kids beat the tar out of each other.

My liberal sister banned toy guns for her boys. One picked up a stick and said, "Guess what this is, Mommy?"

What would healthy teen-age male video games be like if never war.

It's a strange notion to think we owe a debt of drama to future generations.
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 No.563

>>562

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3:20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to
the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

3:21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may
be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.

3:22 After these things came Jesus and his disciples into the land of
Judaea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized.

3:23 And John also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there
was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.

3:24 For John was not yet cast into prison.

3:25 Then there arose a question between some of John's disciples and
the Jews about purifying.

3:26 And they came unto John, and said unto him, Rabbi, he that was
with thee beyond Jordan, to whom thou barest witness, behold, the same
baptizeth, and all men come to him.

3:27 John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it be
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 No.564

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 No.565

>>564

Line 96452

become effectual by the acknowledging of every good thing which is in
you in Christ Jesus.

1:7 For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the
bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.

1:8 Wherefore, though I might be much bold in Christ to enjoin thee
that which is convenient, 1:9 Yet for love's sake I rather beseech
thee, being such an one as Paul the aged, and now also a prisoner of
Jesus Christ.

1:10 I beseech thee for my son Onesimus, whom I have begotten in my
bonds: 1:11 Which in time past was to thee unprofitable, but now
profitable to thee and to me: 1:12 Whom I have sent again: thou
therefore receive him, that is, mine own bowels: 1:13 Whom I would
have retained with me, that in thy stead he might have ministered unto
me in the bonds of the gospel: 1:14 But without thy mind would I do
nothing; that thy benefit should not be as it were of necessity, but
willingly.
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 No.567

Dice rollRolled 10, 2, 10, 2, 7 = 31

God's favorite band is the Beatles. Catholic are inverted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3RYvO2X0Oo

Protestants got problems, too.
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 No.568

>>567

Line 02027

23:2 And Sarah died in Kirjatharba; the same is Hebron in the land of
Canaan: and Abraham came to mourn for Sarah, and to weep for her.

23:3 And Abraham stood up from before his dead, and spake unto the
sons of Heth, saying, 23:4 I am a stranger and a sojourner with you:
give me a possession of a buryingplace with you, that I may bury my
dead out of my sight.

23:5 And the children of Heth answered Abraham, saying unto him, 23:6
Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of
our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his
sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead.

23:7 And Abraham stood up, and bowed himself to the people of the
land, even to the children of Heth.

23:8 And he communed with them, saying, If it be your mind that I
should bury my dead out of my sight; hear me, and intreat for me to
Ephron the son of Zohar, 23:9 That he may give me the cave of
Machpelah, which he hath, which is in the end of his field; for as
much money as it is worth he shall give it me for a possession of a
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 No.569

Dice rollRolled 9, 2, 9, 6, 8 = 34

>>568

I have to get humbled every once in a while. Sigh. God leaves me hanging and humiliated.

That was about a pause for the atheist to bury their dead in this epic battle, LOL.

Anyway, there are four types.

1) Not miraculous looking and not profound. Dud.

2) Miraculous and profound. Really Good.

3) Miraculous, but useless. Makes you smile. I call it, "Hail Mary Cheese toast". Just good for eating.

4) Not miraculous but profound. Maybe, God wants to talk out of the clear blue and change the topic. A mature person might be more open. Naw, we like cheese toast, LOL. I won't lie.

Highs and lows balance. Pride before a fall; Humility before honors.

I like Karate Kid and Sword in the Stone, by the way.
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 No.570

>>569

Line 92968

13:10 But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in
part shall be done away.

13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child,
I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish
things.

13:12 For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face:
now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the
greatest of these is charity.

14:1 Follow after charity, and desire spiritual gifts, but rather that
ye may prophesy.

14:2 For he that speaketh in an unknown tongue speaketh not unto men,
but unto God: for no man understandeth him; howbeit in the spirit he
speaketh mysteries.

14:3 But he that prophesieth speaketh unto men to edification, and
exhortation, and comfort.

14:4 He that speaketh in an unknown tongue edifieth himself; but he
that prophesieth edifieth the church.
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 No.571

Dice rollRolled 9, 5, 5, 6, 5 = 30

>>570

That's enough humiliation God. This material is part of my usual sermons. Maybe, I don't get credit for old stuff as much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYYi9Pjgbio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVLqn3T4sis

Say "Hi" to Obama, Mr. God. He tried to destroy conservatism. Now, justice is done and liberalism gets destroyed.
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 No.572

>>571

Line 95565

be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the
air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

4:18 Wherefore comfort one another with these words.

5:1 But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I
write unto you.

5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh
as a thief in the night.

5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction
cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall
not escape.

5:4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should
overtake you as a thief.

5:5 Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we
are not of the night, nor of darkness.

5:6 Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be
sober.
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 No.573

Dice rollRolled 3, 8, 5, 4, 7 = 27

>>572

http://www.historytoday.com/kate-wiles/inside-anglo-saxon-classroom

Yeah, if a slave didn't want to be free, he got his ear pierced with an awl.
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 No.574

>>573

Line 38547

for Rehoboam was one and forty years old when he began to reign, and
he reigned seventeen years in Jerusalem, the city which the LORD had
chosen out of all the tribes of Israel, to put his name there. And his
mother's name was Naamah an Ammonitess.

12:14 And he did evil, because he prepared not his heart to seek the
LORD.

12:15 Now the acts of Rehoboam, first and last, are they not written
in the book of Shemaiah the prophet, and of Iddo the seer concerning
genealogies? And there were wars between Rehoboam and Jeroboam
continually.

12:16 And Rehoboam slept with his fathers, and was buried in the city
of David: and Abijah his son reigned in his stead.

13:1 Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam began Abijah to reign
over Judah.
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 No.575

Dice rollRolled 9, 3, 6, 8, 5 = 31

>>574

I'm against thinking about it like, "getting in the zone".

I hate mind-blanking meditation and yogo. This is about full-intellect-active striving for genius.

God said not to say Lucifer was a bad creation because Lucifer brings glory to God. It's not fun when Satan is chewing on YOUR nuts, however.

I HATE rationalism. It is so stupid, like bad puns.

"Goliath kills David unless David is clever. Derp Derp Derp. I'm such a genius."

Chuck Swindol has an awesome book, Windom for the Way. "Things made by man have a manly look. A skyscraper has the look of man. Things made by God… stars are things made by God."

I HATE rationaism. I hate confucisim. I hate India-nigger yoda crap.

I made a Moses comic. "How do we shit, God?" God said, "Indian style?"
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 No.576

Dice rollRolled 3, 6, 6, 9, 3 = 27

>>575

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desire, yea, what zeal, yea, what revenge! In all things ye have
approved yourselves to be clear in this matter.

7:12 Wherefore, though I wrote unto you, I did it not for his cause
that had done the wrong, nor for his cause that suffered wrong, but
that our care for you in the sight of God might appear unto you.

7:13 Therefore we were comforted in your comfort: yea, and exceedingly
the more joyed we for the joy of Titus, because his spirit was
refreshed by you all.

7:14 For if I have boasted any thing to him of you, I am not ashamed;
but as we spake all things to you in truth, even so our boasting,
which I made before Titus, is found a truth.

7:15 And his inward affection is more abundant toward you, whilst he
remembereth the obedience of you all, how with fear and trembling ye
received him.

7:16 I rejoice therefore that I have confidence in you in all things.

8:1 Moreover, brethren, we do you to wit of the grace of God bestowed
on the churches of Macedonia; 8:2 How that in a great trial of
affliction the abundance of their joy and their deep poverty abounded
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 No.577

>>576

Damn! I did a double.

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18:16 And Zadok the son of Ahitub, and Abimelech the son of Abiathar,
were the priests; and Shavsha was scribe; 18:17 And Benaiah the son of
Jehoiada was over the Cherethites and the Pelethites; and the sons of
David were chief about the king.

19:1 Now it came to pass after this, that Nahash the king of the
children of Ammon died, and his son reigned in his stead.

19:2 And David said, I will shew kindness unto Hanun the son of
Nahash, because his father shewed kindness to me. And David sent
messengers to comfort him concerning his father. So the servants of
David came into the land of the children of Ammon to Hanun, to comfort
him.

19:3 But the princes of the children of Ammon said to Hanun, Thinkest
thou that David doth honour thy father, that he hath sent comforters
unto thee? are not his servants come unto thee for to search, and to
overthrow, and to spy out the land? 19:4 Wherefore Hanun took David's
servants, and shaved them, and cut off their garments in the midst
hard by their buttocks, and sent them away.

19:5 Then there went certain, and told David how the men were served.
And he sent to meet them: for the men were greatly ashamed. And the
king said, Tarry at Jericho until your beards be grown, and then
return.

19:6 And when the children of Ammon saw that they had made themselves
odious to David, Hanun and the children of Ammon sent a thousand
talents of silver to hire them chariots and horsemen out of
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