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 No.411

Dice rollRolled 5, 9, 10, 5, 8 = 37

I hate homos putting penises everywhere, but this honey badger homo is funny. Mildly disgusting with loose skin and eating snakes, but I forgive.

I hired a homo artist and got penises. Cost me $3000. I said Pope got penises on Sistene chapel.

Homos are fearless, now that God exists, LOL!
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 No.412

Dice rollRolled 1, 1, 8, 3, 4 = 17

>>411

Line 59058

to them that turn the battle to the gate.

28:7 But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink
are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred through
strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are out of the way
through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.

28:8 For all tables are full of vomit and filthiness, so that there is
no place clean.

28:9 Whom shall he teach knowledge? and whom shall he make to
understand doctrine? them that are weaned from the milk, and drawn
from the breasts.

28:10 For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line
upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little: 28:11
For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this
people.
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 No.423

>>411

Pixel Artists:
http://www.pixeljoint.com/forum/

Nobody wants to work on the sistene chapel! Fucken queers.

People will cherish our lovely temple. All people will belove our special little temple of God.
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 No.428

I like Terry's input on pop culture and memes. What do you think of this kid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8vlQSrVNk
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 No.432

Dice rollRolled 2, 7, 7, 7, 8 = 31

>>428
Young innocent kid. Let's ask God. God's got my back.
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 No.433

Dice rollRolled 7, 3, 10, 6, 10 = 36

>>432

Line 27778

the king's wrath arise, and he say unto thee, Wherefore approached ye
so nigh unto the city when ye did fight? knew ye not that they would
shoot from the wall? 11:21 Who smote Abimelech the son of
Jerubbesheth? did not a woman cast a piece of a millstone upon him
from the wall, that he died in Thebez? why went ye nigh the wall? then
say thou, Thy servant Uriah the Hittite is dead also.

11:22 So the messenger went, and came and shewed David all that Joab
had sent him for.

11:23 And the messenger said unto David, Surely the men prevailed
against us, and came out unto us into the field, and we were upon them
even unto the entering of the gate.

11:24 And the shooters shot from off the wall upon thy servants; and
some of the king's servants be dead, and thy servant Uriah the Hittite
is dead also.
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 No.434

Dice rollRolled 4, 7, 3, 10, 2 = 26

>>433

Killed by a woman.
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 No.435

Dice rollRolled 2, 6, 8, 10, 4 = 30

>>434

Oops, I got a bonus.

"Ears to hear" is a meme. Good job. Yeah, God said pets are "homo". I got a pet.

Line 47302

the secret of his tabernacle shall he hide me; he shall set me up upon
a rock.

27:6 And now shall mine head be lifted up above mine enemies round
about me: therefore will I offer in his tabernacle sacrifices of joy;
I will sing, yea, I will sing praises unto the LORD.

27:7 Hear, O LORD, when I cry with my voice: have mercy also upon me,
and answer me.

27:8 When thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy
face, LORD, will I seek.

27:9 Hide not thy face far from me; put not thy servant away in anger:
thou hast been my help; leave me not, neither forsake me, O God of my
salvation.
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 No.436

>>435

In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick.

Sand niggers are chopping heads.

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/02/15/isis-beheads-21-christians-promises-to-conquer-rome-by-allahs-permission/

Oops, I accidentally got another bonus.

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30:20 And David took all the flocks and the herds, which they drave
before those other cattle, and said, This is David's spoil.

30:21 And David came to the two hundred men, which were so faint that
they could not follow David, whom they had made also to abide at the
brook Besor: and they went forth to meet David, and to meet the people
that were with him: and when David came near to the people, he saluted
them.

30:22 Then answered all the wicked men and men of Belial, of those
that went with David, and said, Because they went not with us, we will
not give them ought of the spoil that we have recovered, save to every
man his wife and his children, that they may lead them away, and
depart.

30:23 Then said David, Ye shall not do so, my brethren, with that
which the LORD hath given us, who hath preserved us, and delivered the
company that came against us into our hand.
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 No.437

>>436

Thats about Amazon Jeff Besos. I don't understand. Might be a dud. You have to do offerings and I accidentally left "dice" in the email field. Can we get the owner of this site to do random passages, please? This is not bad, but it would be a lot better. Other people should do offerings. Put "dice 5d10" in the email.
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 No.439

>>411
>Cost me $3000
Wait, I knew you hired an artist and he screwed you with a penis draw, but you actually paid him?!
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 No.444

>>437
I will do offerings when the website automatically makes up the random passages, otherwise it's too much work for me.
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 No.446

>>439

I kinda didn't notice. I should dig back in my emails with atachments and show you. Too much work. Eveyrthing had penises. Son of a bitch.

I learned something – he had youthful energy and a creative mind. I was impressed by his art. I fixed the penises more or less.

>>444
That's fair. It is a pain getting random passages.
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 No.449

Dice rollRolled 2, 9, 8, 2, 9 = 30

hi
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 No.450

>>446
You must get a professional graphic designer. One of the best of the world.
Make a kickstarter. We donate money and you get the resources for everything. Not just graphical design, but everything else needed. You hire a Linux developer to add RedSea support for Linux. Make the kickstarter. Or an alternative. I don't know what is the best.
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 No.467

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>>450
I don't think a lot of people would be eager to donate to this man.
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 No.480

>>467
Don't judge TempleOS by what its author did 30 years ago. Judge TempleOS by what it is.
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 No.482

>>480
I don't expect people to be able to separate the author from the project.
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