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 No.837735>>837737 >>837740 >>838050 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Why? Just why?

 No.837736

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Plebbit and unfunny hipsters

These are what we call differences between geeks and nerds.

Betas and Omegas/Alphas


 No.837737

>>837735 (OP)

fuckoff reddit nigger


 No.837738

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Don't worry. Those are all popular memes for popular people. The evil computer man is not going to steal your rare Pepes.


 No.837739

bad presentations have been like this for decades

it's far worse when simple prose has frequent meme intermissions


 No.837740>>837741

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>>837735 (OP)

Maymays are what the kids are into these days. Gotta try to relate.


 No.837741

>>837740

I was in a Subway the other day and I heard a pop song explicitly ask "Can you relate?"

I'm just picturing some sad jewish songwriter on the end of his rope trying to write lyrics to be grunted out by the current generation's lesser stars.


 No.837745

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Weaponized Comic Sans!


 No.837815>>837847 >>837849 >>837878 >>849893

What a cluster fuck monstrosity C++ is turning into... just remake the language instead of this duck taping crap


 No.837847

>>837815

this /thread


 No.837849

>>837815

>just remake the language instead of this duck taping crap

People do that. People remake the language all the time.

But they don't call it C++, because the remade language is not C++.

Meanwhile, there are a lot of legacy reasons to keep using C++, like "already knowing the language" and "being able to use code written in C++" that give people reasons to improve the language without replacing it.


 No.837878

>>837815

At this point, I just want to see how big they can make their language. I want it to be so large that the creators add the same feature twice, after forgetting a prior incarnation.


 No.837884>>837925

People who actually write software don't spend all their time browsing for rare peppers on obscure Discords like you /r/tech larpers do. The memes they use are classic and always will be funny in related context.


 No.837925>>838018

>>837884

It is pure reddit cringe. Memes don't belong in a tech talk. If you can't make it interesting without them, you're not worth listening to in the first place.


 No.837926>>838018

>memes

>any situation

>any year


 No.837970>>838018

>memes

xD


 No.838018

>>837925

>>837926

>>837970

Memes are inherently a part of programming. Without memes, there would be no computer programming.


 No.838020

Those aren't even memes. Those are image macros. It's going to take the entire strength of a united mankind to get past "lol these stupid pictures are dank memes hurr durr" so basically never.


 No.838023>>838199

>attending tech cons

Why? Just why?


 No.838040

Most conference meme posters are corporate shills which means they are no longer one with the lulz, if they ever were. Of course their memes are shit.


 No.838048

>1. something

>2. something

>3. ???

>4. profit

meme-y slide names are a blight too

>something for fun and profit

>something, or How to do something


 No.838050>>838525

>>837735 (OP)

If you've seen the "Weaponizing your pets" lecture from DefCon, Gene explains it pretty simply - presentations are boring, and you're trying to keep people engaged.

Too bad the people in your example are less interesting than rocks drying in the sun so their memes are shit


 No.838051

>presenter tries to be funny

>is constantly bickering inside jokes to his co-presenter

>audience pity laughs out of awkwardness

and i click [x]


 No.838053>>838057 >>838082 >>838238 >>838512

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There's more


 No.838057>>838173 >>838754

>>838053

Monstrosity aside, what kind of gaylord wears sunglasses inside?


 No.838082

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>>838053

>posting BLONIC

>while looking like that

>making it an image macro despite it having nothing to do with the original context


 No.838173

>>838057

The same kind of tryhard that puts stickers all over their laptop like it was a skateboard.


 No.838199>>838202 >>838539

>>838023

Networking. The last time I went to a tech conference I had a few people "begging" to hire.


 No.838202>>838546

>>838199

Is the job market that bad?


 No.838238

>>838053

What the fuck is that thing in the tank top?


 No.838503

There are levels no Redditor can descend.


 No.838512

>>838053

>razer laptop


 No.838525>>843755

>>838050

>presentations are boring, and you're trying to keep people engaged.

Or you simply meme the shit steve jobs has been doing since forever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBKX-6Gz6A

Of course this is satire but there's actually a whole domain to "how to do presentations" it's a mix of hypnosis and bluff (well bluff when you don't know what you're talking about).


 No.838539

>>838199

The last time I wanted a job I just checked the listing of my city.


 No.838546

>>838202

It's extremely hard to find good employees, especially now that there are a million people jumping into tech that have no business being there but try harder than anyone else to get through HR.


 No.838564>>838565

Why did it take a decade or more for normalfags to pick these memes up?


 No.838565

>>838564

Because they are normalfags.


 No.838754>>838826 >>849619

>>838057

I do that, because I definitely need them outside, I can't see without optical correction and I don't like to carry 2 pairs of glasses.

What is gay about it?


 No.838826>>843764

>>838754

Is that you, Adam Jensen?


 No.843755

Most presenters are ordinary adults, who are on the nerdy side but don't belong to any specific subculture, including hacker culture or chan culture. So their humor is mostly reddit tier memes.

>>838525

Wow that video was lame, at least post 2070 Paradigm Shift next time.


 No.843762

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>Trying to meme

>meme

It's a pretty difficult task when you lack a sense of humor.

Have a funny or pathetic picture.


 No.843764

>>838826

Nope, I'm a legitimate anonymous guy.


 No.843848

I guess with the number of autistic fags in the room one needs to be cool to hold their attention.

Why can't they pay attention because you're presenting something that is relevant to them.

I couldn't do these talks because I am a non-personality having dude.


 No.849619

>>838754

Same anon, fuck the naked-eyecucks.


 No.849892

C++ is such a pile of shit that I feel like vomiting now. Sutter and Bjarne can go fuck themselves


 No.849893

>>837815

Use an older less cancerous spec, or just use C. They're digging their own grave.




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