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Amazon Wants You to Let Them In (Literally)
Amazon is now offering a new delivery service connected to its Cloud Cam smart home system that will allow a delivery driver to enter a customer's home to drop off a package.
https://www.trunews.com/article/amazon-wants-you-to-let-them-in-literally
In an age where packages left on doorsteps are disappearing with increasing frequency, Amazon is offering a new "service" where you let the delivery driver into your home. Enter the Internet of Things and Amazon’s Cloud Cam-based “Key” service in which the wifi-connected camera communicates with an electronic lock on one’s front door. When the delivery driver arrives, he or she will scan the package’s barcode, which is authenticated before allowing entry into the home. With one swipe, the courier unlocks the door, enters the doorway, drops off the package, shuts the door, and with another swipe, relocks the door. The entire delivery is caught on camera, which is then transmitted to the customer’s smart phone along with a delivery notification.
In an effort to combat package theft, Amazon has taken a number of steps, including lockers at third-party locations, and backyard aerial delivery with drones. Amazon Key takes this to a whole new level, while making a major advance in a still-developing market. Cloud Cam is the central hub of Amazon’s new push into the “smart home” market, acting not only as a home security system, but seamlessly integrated with the Alexa system to accept voice commands and to interact with other enabled devices. While the camera is available now, Amazon Key will not be available for a couple more weeks. Still, the service has an under-reported dark side. All of the data collected through Alexa and the Cloud Cam systems becomes proprietary for Amazon---and very quickly, the company knows almost everything about each and every customer, purportedly for the purpose of providing better, tailored services.
▶ No.810478>>810494 >>811984
▶ No.810492>>810727 >>812287 >>825118
normalfags will use this shit
then when only redpilled people will use traditional system (5% of people), amazon will remove traditional system
▶ No.810494
>>810478
Why would you say no to our greatest ally AMazon ? Do you have something to hide ? :^)
▶ No.810495>>810505 >>811238
>>810477 (OP)
>the delivery driver
The "delivery driver" here is the USPS. No fucking way they will go in to someones home or wait around for some Amazon Master Control to unlock doors.
>trunews
shit i took the bait.
▶ No.810505
>>810495
It's standard 4chan shitposting. When 4chan tells you to be alarmed, ignore it because the warning has no meaning.
▶ No.810512
> We found a lot of wrongthink on your bookshelves, and replaced it with biographies of strong African American women.
▶ No.810527
Can I use this to bait qtpi delivery drivers into my lair?
▶ No.810538
>>810537
based Amazon
Let's worry about the NWO when they reveal themselves. This paranoia is unhelpful.
▶ No.810575
>>810537
No longer does being a burglar require any physical skills such a picking locks and being prepared if anyone is inside the home. Instead any decent hacker can take a look around inside and unlock the door.
▶ No.810576
>>810477 (OP)
They'll stop doing drones when too many of them keep getting shot down.
▶ No.810577
>>810537
i guess it's a better alternative to a po box.
no it's not
▶ No.810590>>810643 >>811204
>>810537
It would be great to see them react to people with STINKY apartments, or creepy, scary apartments.
▶ No.810643>>811204
>>810590
may also have death traps, why stop at this
for example like in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
▶ No.810646
> Letting niggers into your house, ever.
Isn't Walmart planning to do this as well? I read that they're experimenting with a service that lets the delivery drivers put the food directly in your fridge.
I can't wait to hear trendies justify this.
> I don't own anything anyways, so who cares if they come in. I don't have anything they can steal, and all my important things are files backed in the cloud, I love it, it's so convenient. Now I don't have to walk or Uber to a grocery store! Yaayyyy more me time.
▶ No.810668>>810685 >>810695 >>811217 >>811239
Here in Germany the post is offering a service where you can have your package delivered to a sort of locker and you can then pick it up any time you want. That way I don't have to worry about my package being left out in the open, at a neighbour or having to wait for an hour in line at the post office to pick it up. It can go get my package at 3AM if I really want to for some reason. No need to let random strangers into my home.
>>810537
That's quite a good parody. I wonder what will happen if I type that URL into the browser
> TFW it's actually real
People using this service deserve bad things to happen to them.
▶ No.810679>>810874
>>810537
What if they added a voice command to Alexa for unlocking the door. It would be pretty funny when burglars start yelling, "Alexa Unlock the Door!"
>tmw neighbors just think it's a couple arguing
▶ No.810684>>810727
>>810537
There are so much subtle rings dinging in that video
>slave yourself off to corporations and have no time for family
>consume, consume, consume
>give corporations keys from your home, like in North Korea where people have no locks on doors at all, so civil patrols, I mean, corporation loyalty surveyors can check your home any time
>white people are finally put down the class ladder
>get a certified corporate telescreen to be sure those corporate employees in your home are behaving responsively (no diy cctv is allowed)
>consume, citizen, go to restaurant and consume
>landlords are so greedy, they don't have spare space to put PO boxes for deliveries
>you can't order small delivery to your workplace just because it won't fit our ad
>that TV on grocery boxes and picnic chair kek
▶ No.810685>>810721
>>810668
(((amazon))) is already doing something like that in the USA too. But their boxes are exacly like yours, but orange.
▶ No.810686
>>810537
What in the living hell are they thinking? If that thing isn't fucking flawlessly airtight it's going to be a PR nightmare.
Most IoT devices are riddled with holes in their security to begin with, but this just sounds like it was designed to be in the first place. They want me to put a camera (almost certainly with a built in mic) by my front door, and have an internet connected lock?
Literally all a malicious remote attacker would have to do is check when the door is unlocked and relocked to find out when you leave for work/school/etc., and then would be able to arrive at your house, fuck your camera sideways with exploits, then unlock the front door, and leave at their leisure.
This has CIA nigger written from top to bottom.
▶ No.810695>>810728
>>810668
>It can go get my package at 3AM if I really want to for some reason.
Not a good idea in the US. After midnight, rape gangs of savage niggers patrol the streets looking for white pussy--or ass--to violate.
Safer to have an Amazon wage-slave drop a package off inside your front door than to face the ass-hungry jigaboo rape squads.
▶ No.810706
As soon as I saw this I knew I had to come here. Normalfags eat this shit up and it boggles my mind how they think it's a good idea.
▶ No.810721
>>810685
They are trying to do it in Germany as well, but why the fuck would I want a locker that's exclusive to one company, where to company knows what's inside the package, and when they don't have the same coverage as the DHL lockers. Zero reason to use the Amazon service.
▶ No.810727
>>810492
ok, ruski
>>810684
THIS. This whole thing is just full of shit. They are rubbing it in our faces.
>underage half-niggers let bunch of white people clean their shitty appartment
Ok, dream on
▶ No.810728>>811204
>>810695
USA is a shithole
▶ No.810747>>810757 >>810760
>live in texas
>work as amazon delivery slave
>someone sets up a package deilvery at 2am but forgets
>a week later I get my head blown off entering the house to drop off his not dragondildo
>castle laws means the dude gets off scot-free
▶ No.810757
>>810747
Who cares about another dead spic?
▶ No.810760
>>810747
If you are a slave then you are disposable
▶ No.810872
>>810537
Amazons been pushing the dystopian model for awhile now.
https://youtu.be/NrmMk1Myrxc
▶ No.810874>>812026
>>810679
Many people painstakingly go through their drivers to make sure someone isn't capturing MIC input... and yet millions of normies bug their own homes with Alexa. Boggles the mind.
▶ No.811097>>811311 >>811398 >>812511 >>813546
>>810537
>normalfags the commercial
My little brother got an Alexa and was showing it off to the family. I told him it was a stupid device because the microphone was open all of the time. He told me he'd use it all of the time and it made searching for random shit on the internet easier. I came back a week later and noticed it wasn't plugged in, I came back a month later and noticed it wasn't even sitting in the room anymore. He said he used it for three days until he got paranoid. There is hope.
▶ No.811156
>>810537
>literally give Amazon your house key
>they are using niggers to peddle this
>oh em gee my kang is on the screen
>OY VEY GOY DONT YOU SEE THE NIGGER DONT BE RACIST GOY GIVE US THE KEY
>even CIAniggers of future are lazy
>blubbering CIAnigger of future fiddling for key drops breaded fetuses all over the place
>*kadoosh*
>paranoid i reach for the plasma rifle i got from chinese backgammon black net site
>"OPEN UP we have detected a fucking white male "
>finger on trigger
>gun was CIAniggermetrics scanner all along
>were sorry no semitic DNA detected
>mfw
>get blown away
This is the end.
▶ No.811204>>811208 >>825118
>>810643
>>810728
>>810590
>current year is 2018
>Amazon Key is a huge success
>niggers lazier than ever
>too lazy even to go thieving
>Tyrone "The Brain" DeQuarius smartest nigger in the world has a brilliant plan
>sign up for Amazon Key
>buy something from Amazon Key
>jack that package off Amazon delivery guy when he comes into the crackhouse to drop off the package
>oh boy dis so easy mane
>sheeeit da popo be here up in da crackden
>be nigger
>jew judge dismisses case
>dat face when all you gotts do is order u a amazon wit ebt an crackas so dumb you get to jack dose packages ofa' amazon crackas in da luxury o ya own obama house an dey don evn kno o nuttin'
>rinse repeat
>bleeding edge niggardry
▶ No.811208
>>811204
Ayo mang, umma feelin it u herd? Buy mes some fresh kicks n shit dope ass muthufugger. dem ammazon geeks ain't finna try doin sheeit. Callin popo on my ass. ayo hell naw mang, dat pussy ass shit get a nigger kilt straight up. my boize cap dat nigger namsayin? real talk.
▶ No.811217
>>810668
Sooooo... post office boxes/parcel lockers? Those things that have been around for fucking ever? Tell us more about this wonderous technology that the corporate states of 'murika have forgotten about.
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▶ No.811239>>811242
>>810668
How is that different from a PO box.
▶ No.811242
>>811239
It's free, you can decide to use it on a per delivery basis and you automatically get one if the delivery failed.
▶ No.811273
>>810477 (OP)
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
▶ No.811311>>811353 >>811957
>>811097
You planted the seed Anon, well done.
▶ No.811351>>811353
>>810477 (OP)
FAKE NEWS
It just allows you to open the door for them remotely, the same as anyone with a ring-in system already has.
▶ No.811353>>811354
>>811311
>that picture
Speaking of planting seeds...
>>811351
>remotely opening a door
That's its own concern though, you already see it with electronic car keys.
▶ No.811354>>811356 >>844676
>>811353
The point is opening the door for someone else, when you aren't there. It's common for buzzer systems to have an audio intercom, and not that rare to have a camera. Anyone who lives in an apartment will be familiar with them, but people with an electric gate on a long driveway often have them, too.
The only change the Amazon system makes is the ability to do this over the internet, rather than just your own LAN.
▶ No.811356>>811360 >>811443
>>811354
Are doorlocks running free software?
What is their warranty support lifespan?
How much time till they join another chinese botnet because of 0day vulnerability?
▶ No.811360>>811361
>>811356
Depends on the brand. I've had an X.10 system automating things all around my house since the '80s, and if you're autistic enough, you can still control them over dumb RS-232 with custom drivers.
▶ No.811361
>>811360
I was asking about Amazon's "smart"locks, the ones they advertise together with their delivery services. I suppose, you are not allowed to have your own dvr or locks in that situation, only certified ones.
▶ No.811398
>>811097
>I told him it was a stupid device because the microphone was open all of the time.
This is how you do it anons. You plant the seed, but don't argue with them. Then when they change don't bring it up again. People don't like looking like idiots. Guide them to the water.
▶ No.811443
>>811356
>Are doorlocks running free software?
Oh /tech/
▶ No.811926>>812278
>>810477 (OP)
>not be at home
>wife forgot her panties on the floor
>delivery guys cums on them
▶ No.811957
>>811311
This is an SFW board.
▶ No.811984
>>810478
Don't lol me, boy
▶ No.812026
>>810874
>Many people painstakingly go through their drivers to make sure someone isn't capturing MIC input
this is the first time i've heard of that, but then again i'm running linux on x86, not obenbsd on non-x86 hardware
▶ No.812032
>>810477 (OP)
BREAKING NEWS
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos praised for increasing the ammount of african americans in his company.
▶ No.812214
>connecting your door lock to a crackable remotely controlled server
▶ No.812273
>>810537
Cal me a fag if you will, but I literalluy never cry. But seeing this shit I felt some tears coming to my eyes. Not for the /tech/ aspect but for some reason the future never looked as dark to my eyes as when I was watching the vid.
▶ No.812278
>>811926
Ok someone found a silverlining on this hellish crap. Applying for amazon delivery right fucking now!
▶ No.812287>>825118
>>810492
This. It's going to gradually happen.
▶ No.812291>>813164
>>810477 (OP)
While I have no sympathies for normies, this seems like the kind of thing that could become standard if enough normies and jews push for it.
Truly a dark timeline.
▶ No.812511>>825118
>>811097
>>811097
>I told him it was a stupid device because the microphone was open all of the time.
<This is how you do it anons.
>not telling him it's f'ing stupid because he ALREADY HAS THE SAME SHIT ON HIS PHONE ANYWAY he probably already had a kindle tablet as well...
<this is /tech/ now
▶ No.812514>>812518
what could possibly go wrong
▶ No.812518
>>812514
Delivery man can steal your imported lolicon you leave laying around for his own enjoyment
▶ No.813164>>813237
>>812291
Off-topic, but where is your "hell" picture from?
On-topic: this is a good idea if in the meantime we can legalize automated sentry turrets with facial recognition and whatnot. "You have 10 seconds to comply. 10, 9, 8..."
▶ No.813237
>>813164
>Off-topic, but where is your "hell" picture from?
Let me guess
>mismatching balcony windows
>a/c units on walls
>yellow gas supply pipe
>tiled wall exterior
It's a commieblock somewhere in Russia, not higher than 9 floors, built in 80s
If I was a commieblock autist, 'd name you the exact manufacturing series, city/town it was built in and type of concrete panels it was built of, but I am not.
▶ No.813546>>814279
>>811097
TBH I've got an alexa for my elderly dad, and am working on integrating it into a smart home for him. The alexa buttons that can be pushed to re-order things are also great for that use case as well.
Don't forget that not everyone has a conversation about bioweapons on their couch.
▶ No.814279
>>813546
no offense, but i doubt that's going to be easier for him to use and understand than regular appliances, unless he's severely immobile and needs voice control and you can't afford to pay a person to look after him.
▶ No.814280
No thanks. My package is just fine on my door step.
▶ No.814283
>>810537
>camping chair
>giant TV
Sad girl
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▶ No.825111
>>810477 (OP)
What happens if the delivery man got rekt or murdured while in your house/apartment?
Or if someone steals/cracks amazon's likely-a-hackjob encryption key it and goes on an unstoppable rape-massacre rampage?
Interesting.
▶ No.825118
>>812511
THIS
>google android had background voice recorder since lollipop
>amazon kindles have the same voice recorder
>ishits are just as bad, even worse actually.
>>811204
underrated post
>>812287
>>810492
Just install another door.
▶ No.825167>>825240 >>826175 >>835029
Lot of senseless paranoia, racism and ignorance ITT
If you can't trust someone to leave a package in your house, don't sign up for it. Those of us who are normal will enjoy this new luxury.
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▶ No.825254
It is remotely controlled, right? Why does it have to be remotely controlled? Smells like poor design or malice.
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▶ No.835028
>>810477 (OP)
>Unlock house to unknown person for tacky net purchase
>Open gold bullion vault to deposit 50¢
If you're rich enough to do this - why not build a cage with this fancy door lock on it?
▶ No.835029
>>825167
Dafuq you find this board?
>>/back/ you must go.
▶ No.842330
>>810537
>painting gets tilted
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ No.842346>>842347
this might be OK if your front door has an inner hall with a second lockable door to the rest of your house
▶ No.842347>>842348
>>842346
Or you know just a big mailbox.
▶ No.842348>>842674
>>842347
that would be a big mailbox
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▶ No.842684
Not a big deal, what do you have to hide?
▶ No.842715>>842877
>>810537
What the fuck? Are they thinking that underpaid Amazon employees won't steal a thing? Absurd.
▶ No.842877
>>842715
They're thinking that Amazon postmen can't get past the Amazon door that is also connected to a camera that is connected to the Internet.
▶ No.843341>>843406 >>843996
>>810477 (OP)
This would work in a high-trust society. But sadly those things don't exist anymore. It becomes more low-trust by the day.
Can you imagine living in a society where nobody locks their cars because they know nobody would enrich them? I was surprised to learn that actually existed and was pretty common in first world countries. Not anymore.
▶ No.843406>>843993
>>843341
I used to live in a white neighborhood and never bothered to lock my car. Then I moved next to a university where there were a lot of niggers playing loud rap music on their car stereos. It wasn't even a ghetto, more like a "multicultural" area. Well soon enough someone broke into my car (because there I had started to lock the doors) and stole the little bit of change that was in the console. There must have been like $3 worth of quarters at most, and they broke in to steal that.
▶ No.843944
>>810537
>be Amazon cleaning crew
>walk into NEET's room
>piss jugs and dragon dildos laying around
▶ No.843951
>>810537
>being a quircky unorganized millennial - check
>mixed race mulato - Check
>race mixing propaganda with white man with brown women - check
>Amazon TM spyware - check
not buying from amazon that is for sure
▶ No.843993>>843996
>>843406
I live in the third world and i've had to bear this level of diversity, vibrancy, multiculturalism, cosmopolitanism, all this bullshit, since i was born, and it's simply extremely enjoyable to see countries overflowing with cuckoldry destroy themselves bit by bit, erase their own history, literally commit demographic suicide, and put a end to any sort of societal trust. I'll make sure to buy myself a U.S permanent residency visa soon when it gets 80% off at Amazon, once the U.S is turned into a publicly traded company owned by big nosed people and people who eat dogs :^)
▶ No.843996>>844539
I don't see that Amazon shit working. A video feed I'm sure normalfags trust, but I doubt many people would trust a guy entering their home.
>>843341
It's still common in very small towns. Diversity is attracted to large cities.
>>843993
>it's simply extremely enjoyable to see countries overflowing with cuckoldry destroy themselves
Instead of aiming to lift your country to civilized levels you want everyone else to fall to yours. You're sick.
▶ No.844539
>>843996
Even in rural areas vibrancy is coming in to carhop at night and steal shit from unlocked cars.
▶ No.844676
>>811354
Some of us don't live like rats in a hive. We have homes where we don't need 3 doors between us and the niggers swarming outside our homes.
There is also a fucking big difference between a closed set up and one on the internet. People figured out open webcam links and used to search through their websites to find weird shit. You would find everything from teenage girls doing their homework to people fucking to babies sleeping. If this technology is online then it won't be secure and people will start browsing it to spy on people. and that's without considering that if Amazon can view this then Amazon staff will abuse it. Police officers use their shit to talk ex girlfriends all the time.