No.23104 [Last50 Posts]
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dash_Rendar
Dash Rendar has finally been dragged into the Disney universe as part of a Solo tie-in book. Does anyone have more info on what he's forced to do in the book? Wookieepedia has nothing written about it apart from a short quote at the top of the page.
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No.23105
>>>23104
>Wookieepedia has nothing written about it apart from a short quote at the top of the page.
Of course they don't even those fuckers stopped reading their own books out of shame. But its mostly just a passing mention that doesn't amount to anything.
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No.23107
Here's the whole book. Its written like some kind of journal.
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No.23108
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No.23109
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No.23110
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No.23111
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No.23112
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No.23113
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No.23114
>>23107
>Diagram has a grand total of SIX labels
>The whole rest of the thing
I've seen better on Deviantart.
Hell, here's some lore and backstory tie-ins for a small videogame mod; it outperforms this in almost every respect.
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No.23116
>>23107
isn't that the sensor dish from TFA? Shouldn't a Soylo era Falcon have the round dish from the OT? and I love how they point out the most obvious shit, like name something that you can't tell just by looking at it. But I guess that would take some creativity
>>23108
>>23111
>>23110
>>23109
This writing is awful, I hope they punched the intern they made write it. How do they make SW so fucking boring? And who comes with a shit name like Midnight? Their trying to come off as helpful, but it sounds like a boring person who thinks they can get into your pants by reading from wikipedia.
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No.23119
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No.23120
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No.23121
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No.23122
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No.23123
>>23107
>>23116
>isn't that the sensor dish from TFA?
AHAAAAAHAAHAHA
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No.23124
>>23123
>>23116
>>23107
>fucking up this badly on something so easy to get right
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No.23127
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No.23128
That shitty looking instrument was made by Chuck Wendig and was mentioned at the end of Solo.
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No.23129
>>23128
>The Valachord
Man, most anons thought he said 'Malachor' the first time seeing Solo.
How disappointed we were.
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No.23133
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No.23136
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No.23137
>>23129
I don't think I want Malachor associated with disney garbage.
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No.23139
>>23129
>i always wanted to learn malachor
seriously, niggas be deaf
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No.23141
>>23139
That line was mumbled as shit.
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No.23144
Goddamn this thing is awfully written, shit's setting off my ADD every other page, but I did notice something very uncomfortable in the OP
>Alliance to Restore the Republic
Is the Mouse trying to bury the title 'Rebel' now?
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No.23145
>>23144
They've been working on that since TFA, yes.
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No.23149
>>23104
>Dash rendar fucks Lando in the ass while he whines how his now dead droid didn't love him enough.
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No.23154
>>23144
Alliance to Restore the Republic was pushed by wookieepedia for years before the Disney takeover but nobody really noticed at the time because the games and books still used Rebel Alliance or simply the Rebellion. I don't know where it came from but I assume it's some kind of RPG source book name for the rebels and some wiki editor must have liked it enough to make it the primary name for all the article links.
Now the Disney writers use Alliance to Restore the Republic in-universe a lot because that's what they see when they boot up the wiki to rip off stuff for their work.
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No.23155
>>23154
I remember hearing the name in one of the deleted scenes of Episode III, but now that I'm thinking about it I might be wrong.
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No.23156
>>23154
I faintly recall it being taken from some obscure tabletop supplementary which discussed internal composition of Rebel Alliance. It was some faggy Rebel faction thing with former Senate crowd which was butthurt at Sheev trying to brand rebels as Alliance to Restore the Republic while the yolo crowd and the rest were proud to call it Rebel Alliance.
tl;dr: Mon Mothma, Bail Organa and their snowflake Senator friends did not want to be called mean names by ebil Imperials
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No.23159
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No.23160
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No.23161
Its like a pseudo-book for retards and normalfags too lazy to read actual books unless it has illustrations and no actual literary foundation. To think there's so many of these "journal" type books now is sickening.
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No.23162
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No.23163
Here comes big gay Pando Calrissian's part.
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No.23176
>>23163
honestly i'm still salty about the dice not being used. like for fuck's sake, you tease the shit out of it and for whatever reason think it's such a great callback (despite being a background prop you rarely saw in the ot) and then they don't even stick to the established story? it's still fully film canon, their presence in the ot solidifies that, and they couldn't be assed to make han use his dice as a substitute for the winning card.
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No.23177
>>23176
granted, they had already fucked up by making the dice embroidered and chained up from the beginning, instead of having them loose until the sabacc game, then chained and embroidered to be hung in the falcon.
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No.23206
>>23144
Well that is what the Alliance was.
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No.23212
>>23144
>Alliance to Restore the Republic
that's eu, not disney
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No.28527
Sorry about the long absence. Been dealing with a lot of IRL shit.
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No.28528
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No.28529
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No.28530
A lot of droid SJW shit going on here.
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No.28531
>>28530
Forgot to mention that I'll add the rest later. I'm thinking of doing a storytime for Chuck Wendig's awful novels.
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No.28532
>>28528
So are Droids sentient or not? I always kind of assumed R2D2 gained sentience by mistake, but most are not. Not sure about C-3PO.
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No.28533
>>28532
They come with pre-programmed personalities that fit their job description. Battledroids (real tough ones Collocoid design tough, not the faggoty CIS ones) have basic personalities based on following orders and general attitude of a grunt. Protocol droids like 3PO are usually prissy and submissive because they are more likely to be used by the higher class societies. The quirks make logical sense in a computer technician's outlook in that moving components degrade and the programming can become corrupt so a memory wipe is essentially a factory reset so they can be at 100% efficiency. It's akin to having to reformat your Hard Drive if it fails or booting your computer from BIOS if you somehow fuck up that bad. I'm assuming that during memory wipes, the IT technician replaces outdated or damaged parts.
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No.28534
>>28529
Is it just me or does Donald Glover have a real shit-eating grin?
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No.28535
>>28531
If into reading chuck wendig books you go,only retardation will you find.
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No.28536
>>28533
Hey now, don't badmouth our droids!
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No.28538
>>28536
>program your droids to work off of a singular station
>it gets blown up by a retarded slave child
>realize it's a stupid design decision
>program them to be more independent
>don't bother to have regular maintenance on them
>they develop fear responses and are worthless in battle
<best design is one you begged the Collocoids to make
Superior Collocoid engineering. We found that out way before you shriveled prunes did.
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No.28539
>>28536
They might be worth a good laugh and we can use them as ammo against Disney's white knights. Anyway on with the Tales of Vanturd
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No.28540
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No.28541
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No.28542
>>28539
>5th pic
How does he know what he's aiming at?
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No.28543
They sure are using a lot of old lore mixed with new shit in these last few. And that Fugas freak makes the Ongree look like angels.
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No.28544
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No.28545
And here's the last of it.
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No.28546
>>28544
Is that supposed to be Han's hand?
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No.28560
The more I read this shit, the more it really does feel like L337 really was supposed to be an off-hand joke for a single scene.
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