No.13549
The latest alleged leak to the entertainment media says Yoda is coming back again to check his privilege for Rey at the end of the trilogy.
metro.co.uk/2018/04/15/yoda-set-to-make-comeback-in-star-wars-episode-ix-to-acknowledge-reys-success-as-a-jedi-7468745/amp/
>Speaking to the New York Daily News newspaper, they said: ‘The success of the scenes featuring Yoda in The Last Jedi were huge.
>‘Yoda will again appear as a ghost as he acknowledges Rey’s success and growth as a Jedi.
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No.13550
>>13549
> ‘The success of the scenes featuring Yoda in The Last Jedi were huge.
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No.13551
Yoda in TLJ was so crazed and out of character I thought he was an evil spirit.
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No.13554
>>13549
>ding dong jedi daddy yoda the highest jedi authority of the last few centuries himself will come down from on high to give Rey his blessing and acknowledge her as the greatest jedi evah right before revealing that she is actually the force itself herself in human form
WW3 I want. Only escape from this madness it is…
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No.13555
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
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No.13556
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Intense the desperation is.
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No.13557
>Rey should be louder, feistier, and have access to a time machine
>When she’s not on screen, other characters should ask: ‘where’s Rey?’
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No.13562
That's dumb. Rey doesn't even have a relationship with Yoda.
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No.13566
>>13549
>The success of the scenes featuring Yoda in The Last Jedi were huge.
I refuse to believe this
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No.13569
>>13566
You'd be surprised. My older neighbors and even my old man went to see the movie just because others told them Yoda was in it. They loved the crap out of his few seconds so much they even said they "hated the movie, but that one scene more than made up for it". Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
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No.13574
File: 48c9852cf9d4613⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 165.71 KB, 634x921, 634:921, 38B4DE8D00000578-0-image-a….jpg)
>>13557
>where’s Rey?
I'm right here silly boy! 😋
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No.13575
>>13574
Reminder that Rey may actually be the reincarnation of the Dianoga from the Death Star's trash compactor who according to Disney was just a misunderstood lady shaman who just wanted to give Luke and friends a dianogan baptism and gave them force powers. She then used the force to play with trash as she contemplated her next reincarnation.
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No.13577
Good thing this is all non-canon.
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No.13581
>>13551
>1980
>Luke, you must complete the training! You're not ready to fight Vader!
>2017
>Training? Lol, who needs that when you have feminism!
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No.13583
>>13569
>we loved the scene that totally took a shit on established film canon
>>13575
the damage control to that novel was astounding. "some stories are canon and some aren't, but we won't tell you which" fucking morons.
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No.13716
>>13583
>"some stories are canon and some aren't, but we won't tell you which" fucking morons.
they're too afraid to admit that their fucking diversity hire shit the bed
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No.13727
>>13716
Maybe the writer hated the Disney canon so much she felt the need to insert something else ludicrous into it.
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No.13729
Honestly, I thought episode 9 would go about as years after episode 8 and and older Rey training the broom boy or some shit while Kylo sulks.
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No.13730
>>13727
What’s the difference? I’m sick of people trying to excuse shit by claiming the motive was to somehow be /ourguys/.
Who among us, truly, wants Star Wars to suck? Wouldn’t a good story be better than a shitty one?
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No.13731
Sooo…are we not going to talk about that new Second Unit Director for Episode IX?
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No.13732
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No.13733
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No.13734
>>13732
>>13733
Geeks and gamers posted a video about JJ touting a sheboon being 2nd unit director on Episode IX. Since Geeks and Gamers discussed it, we are apparently obligated to mention it here.
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No.13735
>>13734
Im not surprised. JJ has been virtue signalling hard since he got beef for ST Into Darkness being too sexist for having a chick in underwear. He only became more of a faggot after TFA. As if being a mediocre yet lucky director who relies on empty mystery boxes and has strong ties with Spielberg wasnt bad enough.
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No.13736
Might as well ask in this thread: was TLJ's Yoda its worst insult?
Because of the leaks and criticisms I decided to veer off and just follow the stupidness from afar but situations had me pirate it. Thought I would show someone just how bad things got, they still enjoyed it.
Long story short, many things just rinsed off of me but the Yoda scene was something else; he implies her emotions make her enough of a Jedi, compare that to
>Luke's strife with Vader as opponent
>Sidious' "Let the anger flow through you"
>Anakin/Vader
>Yoda pointing out Anakin's emotional faults in Episode I
And let's say this is all one messed up reboot: what are the differences between Disney Jedi and Sith? Both are emotional, both fight for whatever side took them under their wing, both are ugly as fuck.
Is this right or this fuckery aligns with a previous concensus about the force?
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No.13743
>>13736
>Might as well ask in this thread: was TLJ's Yoda its worst insult?
Depends on how you define "worst." Luke's horrible characterization and complete 180 from where he was at RotJ is definitely the insult that was felt by fans the most, and of everything that transpired is the most blatant and easily visible of Johnson's "fuck you"s to the fanbase because LOL SUBVERSION. However, you do raise a good point in that the Yoda cameo, while subtler and less visible, was a more complete spit in the face of the old canon. I too haven't actually seen the film, but given the sheer number of scene-by-scene criticisms of it that I've watched I probably know more about the film than most of the actual moviegoers by now.
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No.13745
>>13736
I hate how people say that TLJ's Yoda is fine because: "he was like that in the OT". It's wrong. He acted like a crazy midget to test Luke. When Luke found out who he was, he turned into a mentor.
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No.13747
>>13745
That’s because most of those people don’t remember. Normalfags who think they are diehards are a sizeable chunk of the problem. Even worse are SJWs with the normalfag knowledge that think they are diehards, because they purchased merchandise.
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No.13748
>>13736
Honestly, Yoda's depiction in the film for me was like the culmination of everything wrong with Disney's Star Wars.
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No.13749
>>13743
Luke was one of the worst things, but I knew they were gonna butcher his character the minute I saw TFA so it didn't really hit me with as much anger and shock when I saw it. It was like "yeah, I knew this would happen. I knew they would do this kind of bullshit. Why anyone thought things would be any different is beyond me"
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No.13759
>>13743
I'm going to echo what others have posted here and say that Luke's characterization was the worst insult of TLJ. I think Mark did the best he could with the shit he was given, but the character was written so incredibly poorly that they could have replaced Luke wholesale with a totally new, previously unheard of elderly Jedi master and it would have made more sense than what we got.
For fuck's sake, TLJ's Luke was willing to sneak into a teenager's bedroom in the middle of the night and contemplate murdering him with a lightsaber. Yeah, Yoda's characterization was pretty fuckin' bad too, but Luke got it way worse. I can't even imagine how somebody could go from the most optimistic guy in the galaxy, who managed to turn Vader back to the light, to a grumpy old dude thinking about slaughtering kids while they slumber.
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No.13760
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No.13761
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No.13784
>>13743
>Luke's horrible characterization and complete 180 from where he was at RotJ is definitely the insult that was felt by fans the most, and of everything that transpired is the most blatant and easily visible of Johnson's "fuck you"s to the fanbase because LOL SUBVERSION
This is what Star Wars fans actually believe.
>I too haven't actually seen the film
Oh, of course.
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No.13785
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No.13786
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No.13787
>>13784
Shit posting is for /tv/, Rianfag
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No.13791
>>13785
Even if we don't have IDs, he's a fucking Alderaanposter.
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No.13794
>>13784
>(1)
>Luke has totally always been like this gaiz and if he isn't its for the best
Smells like a faggot who grew up on Revenge of the Sith.
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No.13796
>>13743
>>13759
Yeah, that is atrocious but I pushed it aside since like the characters the new bull load introduces, they have him act a part without making sense in that world: it is supremely stupid to have Luke in the spot of 'Master who is afraid of boundaries', he is a Jedi by practice -which would sound exceptional in Republic times- and as such he barely has imparted knowledge or traditions of old Jedi ways.
While writing that last part I was about to call Jedi ways 'old canon' but I guess it makes too much sense they are working overtime to destroy even the memory of that.
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No.13799
>>13784 ⁽ʸᵒᵘ⁾
>>13794 ⁽ʸᵒᵘ⁾
>Smells like a faggot who grew up on Revenge of the Sith.
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No.13804
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No.13822
>>13549
>Speaking to the New York Daily News newspaper, they said: ‘The success of the scenes featuring Yoda in The Last Jedi were huge among mongoloids.
>‘Yoda will again appear as a ghost as he acknowledges Rey’s success and growth as a Jedi, she will overpower Yoda with her sassy new jedi powers.
#SciFi, More Like GuyFi, am I right fellow Science fans
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No.13823
Now that the stardust has settled.
>Episode III>Episode II>Episode VIII>Episode IV> Episode I> Episode V > Episode VI > Rogue One> Episode VII
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No.13825
Remove this retarded and off-topic nigger (but I repeat myself).
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No.13828
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No.13832
>>13823
>Episode III > Episode II > Episode IV > Episode I > Episode V > Episode VI || Rogue One > Episode VIII > Episode VII > Soylo
ftfy
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No.13949
>>13574
You know how you get and immediate and absolutely clear reaction to a very dangerous creature? So now I'm trying to figure out what that picture invokes the most somewhere betwixt my memory and my instincts: a terentatek, a hssiss or a sarlacc? Leaning towards hssiss so far.
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