/strek/ - Star Trek

Just looks like an artist who draws the same face on every character.

>>5832

Six of Three :^)

>>5838

Chakotay probably told her that his secret fantasy is for him to watch her tied up and forced to participate in bukkake.

>>5863

> 'cause I know some ladies that are MAAAAAD about that one.

And they're probably the same kind of ladies who laughed at the guys wanting to murder Michael Bay for what he did to Transformers and TMNT, I'll bet.

I was one of them.

>>5863

Yes, it is.

And people have the nerve to say those repulsive comics are true to the show. Fucking faggots.

>>5964

You're not wrong.

I can't stand that they've infected even the comic series for my poorly animated 80s cartoons. Thank god no one's interested in Thundercats or it might be ripe for corruption.

>>5976

Is that a Borg data?

>>5982

What's with the unhealthy obsession with throwing everyone in the agony booth? You gotta try some positive moral boosters every once in a while. Get the crew all an orion slave girl.

>>5982

>>5987

The bigger question is what with Captain Beefcake?

>>5980

Let's hope so. At the moment, I'm just glad they're not Marvel or IDW.

>>6000

>Picard "I'll show you who's Boss of this Gym!"

<Riker "Fuck♂You!"

>>6000

it's kinda like what if TNG was professional wrestling

>>6009

http://readcomics.website/comic/star-trek-tng-mirror-broken-2017/0

Worth a read.

>>6010

>To boldy roid rage where no roid rage has gone before

>>6063

Just wait till you reach the gym scene

>>6088

Better with the Riker fight. It's like they are going to fuck afterwards

>>5964

I like the futuristic look of the police officers' body armor. sage for off topic.

>>6041

>>>/pone/

>>6173

Picard has an excuse to be diced, but why on earth would Data be /swole/???

>>6232

It gets even better the further you go into the comics. It even has Morn

>>6232

>but why on earth would Data be /swole/???

He's been upgrading himself since Swolecard freed him from the slave-mines.

>>6276

>Blessing of the Incan gods

Be careful what you meme anon.

>>6676

No anon, you're mistaken. That's a cheap G.I.Joe themed porn fanzine.

…right?

>>6676

>IDW fucks over Transformers and turns them into Pro-Trans-formers

>IDW fucks over Jem and the Holograms and turns them into Stronk Female and the Diversity Gang who look like ugly punk rockers

>IDW fucks over GI Joe and turns them into shitty fanart smut comic

I can only wonder what they're gonna do to Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>6702

There's probably a way to unfuck their shit up by saying its homophobic to make the most stereotypical-looking ones into faggots. It worked for /co/ when they tried to unfuck some DC character.

>>6276

That's just sad.

>>6716

>I can only wonder what they're gonna do to Sonic the Hedgehog.

Autism beyond our comprehension.

>>6729

The sound of that guy's head hitting the pavement is epic. Did he died?

Please tell the the Centurions are safely buried and none of these cucks have the license.

>>6774

Stop derailing the thread, the lot of you.

>>6813

>JUST

god is that really real?

Any idea when the next issue of Mirror Broken comes out? I need more Swolecard

I think they really missed an opportunity by not using Lore instead of Data. It would have been a neat touch; maybe Data was never built because the mirror colonists were not creeped out by Lore.

>>9284

>Swolecard is raping Guinan in a box

>>6008

Maybe it's because I came out of reading a Lovecraftian comic, but that tagline came off more sinister than adventurous. Given the existence of the Dominion, maybe I'm not far off.

>>9287

>>9286

wew

>>9289

He keeps her in the niggerbox

>>5976

>>5982

>>6000

>>6088

>>9284

>Alternate universe where everyone is SWOLE as fuck

>and also evil and violent

>but most importantly: SWOLE AS FUCK.

>>9287

>>9286

My sides have suffered containment failure.

Oh shit niggers it's up!

http://readcomics.website/comic/star-trek-tng-mirror-broken-2017/4

>>9349

Thanks mang.

>>9366

I am honestly expecting Swolecard to go full roidrage and go outside in a space suit to wrestle all the ships.

At first I thought this comic was a joke, but now I’m enthralled by the swoleness.

>>9376

The Mirror Swoleverse has sucked us all in.

>>9377

Make it SWOLE

>>9356

How are they going to fight their way out of that, suspension of disbelief about to reach critical failure… maybe that's where the comic gets cancelled. I was already at red levels at "Wesley could be useful."

>>9452

>”This is Captain Jean-Luc Swolecard of the Imperial Warp-capable Weightlifting Vessel Enterprise. I challenge the leaders of the Cardassian and Klingon fleets to a swole competition in accordance with the Organian Swole Treaty.”

>>9454

>"This is Gul Swolekat, I accept this challenge and will meet in a netural third party gym as stipulated in the treaty."

>>9457

I think you mean Swul Dukat.

>Swolecard and Swolekat wrestling for dominance of a gym

This needs an edit now.

>>9457

>”I choose the Grisellans as the neutral gym.”

>We will never have live-action Swole Trek

>Picard in normal universe

Wrestles with, overpowered by women

>Swolecard in mirror universe

Able to rip a metal bar out of place and throw a knife into a Chinaman, then kick Riker’s ass.

>>9525

Mirror Swoley

As much as I like the swole, I don’t like what they did with Jellico.

Mirror Jellico would be a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex. Like an actual two story T Rex with sharp teeth.

>>9527

it's mirror universe, it seems perfectly logical that the usual badass jellico will turn into a senator mckenzie

everyone else pretty much turned into their opposites in one aspect or another, aside from geordi i guess

>>9551

>>9527

>Prime Universe Jelico arrives in Mirror Swoleverse

>Proceeds to roid rage that he literally becomes Super Saiyan

>>9552

He would be Emperor inside of a week and have a blue spoon harem as tribute from the defeated Cardassians by the end of a Terran year.

>>9452

The mirrorverse built the Enterprise as the “All Good Things” future version, which was able to rip ships apart (and had a cloaking device, although I’m not sure that will be in the comic.)

>>9524

He looks so tiny compared to now. Steroid abuse is a real problem. I used to think the Rock looked huge in the 90s.

>>9556

Maybe that's the Empire's secret weapon?

So how many more comics are left in the swoleverse series?

>>9954

Is that Barclay in the back? Why does his head look shooped on?

I bet this comic isn't even legitimately digitally inked. I think they shoop together a basic scene, then run it through a neural networks to give it that "painted" look.

>>9956

>Is that Barclay in the back?

Yes

>Next issue of the Swoleverse comes out next week

Anyone been to /fit/ to prepare?

>>9954

Swolecard

>>9954

WTF, everyone is looking a different direction in that picture.

>>9982

I wonder if that electro shock therapy made Mirror Wesley not a bitch.

>>9982

It looks like every panel and face therein was painted over from screencaps of the show. It looks more accurate and it's clear that each character is who they are supposed to be, but at the same time, it creates lots of these uncanny valley moments.

>>9990

Naah, just made him an actual male.

>>9993

True. I actually recognize that shot of Data.

>>9982

>barclay can't make eye contact, even with someone who is facing away from him

not quite as autistic as making a diagram of where everyone in a comic book page is looking.

>>10010

No. That's OCD, an autist wouldn't be able to notice it in the first place.

>>10031

I’m guessing there’s some kind of context?

>>10033

Sides have just suffered a critical rupture.

IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE SWOLEVERSE!

Swolecard challenges a Cardassian to a Swoleoff

Gul Hogan accepts the challenge and proceeds to roid rage to the soundtrack of "I AM A REAL CARDASSIAN!"

We are born in the swole. Made men by the swole. Undone by the swole.

Guess this is where the artists even Marvel wont hire go.

>>10219

Are they Swole?

>>6000

thanks for giving us Jean-Luc Make it swole Picard anon. Do you have a source for where I can read it all in order?

>>10395

See

>>6011

Anybody else eager for the next issue of /swoletrek/?

>>10403

Coming November 29th apparently.

>>10033

is there a panel of them sitting around eating? /strek/ could do with an 'eat big to get big' banner.

>>10441

Only chess so far. Data and Broccoli are the only ones to be seen eating.

Anyone noticed that Morn appeared in these comics running a bar on Mars?

>>10784

I pretty much only care about swoletrek at this point.

>>10791

Eventually there will be a Swole Mod for a game at somepoint.

>>6065

>>6088

>>10033

This stuff is awesome.

>>10818

Wait till someone makes a Swoleverse series.

So Mirror Swolely when?

>>10842

>Swolely

Who?

>>10863

Was Riker always a Smug gypsy? Or are Canadians gypsies?

>>10871

Fun fact: Roddenberry didn't want Riker to smile at all.

>>10885

He really was a moron. One of the themes of Shatner’s book on the making of the movies was that Roddenberry was a fucking weird utopian who made total shit decisions after TOS.

>>10885

>>10888

Roddenberry was a fucking hack who had one good idea. It was the cast and crew that made each series of trek good.

>>10897

He was too busy chasing Bajoran pussy to care about Trek.

>>10915

Different anon, but I’ll start.

Roddenberry was a moneygrubbing kike to start. Leonard Nimoy hated him, as did Shatner. Nimoy hated him because he had been offered a chance to make money at appearances and Roddenberry demanded a cut to be let out of work to go to them. Nimoy wasn’t wealthy then (Roddenberry was) and the money was a really big deal. Roddenberry also wanted Nimoy to wear a dumb pin that Roddenberry wanted to sell as merchandise in an episode, and Nimoy refused, feeling it was horrible writing and bad to place a product like that.

Roddenberry also wrote lyrics to the star trek theme (which were never recorded) so he could get half the royalties from the theme song being played. (This one is fairly well known.)

Harlan Ellison hated his guts because Roddenberry intentionally misrepresented the original draft of City on the Edge of Forever, claiming “Harlan had Scotty selling drugs!” to convention audiences. Harlan confronted him and told him to stop saying that, and Roddenberry said he would, then went back to doing the same story at conventions.

Star Trek: Movie Memories by William Shatner details a lot of his craziness, and how good writers shut him out of the process to create Star Treks 2-6. After the flop of the Motion Picture, Roddenberry wanted the next movie to be the Enterprise going back in time to stop the Kennedy Assassination, but deciding they couldn’t because it would alter history. People told him repeatedly it was fucking stupid, and he hated every script that was written. He hated Wrath of Khan.

Most of his anger at the movies being wrestled away from him was projected into TNG, which is why seasons 1 and 2 are so much weaker than the others. Season 3 is when it was wrestled away from him too, and it got much better.

Even on the original show coworkers (I forget the guy’s name) mentioned how much Gene didn’t understand sci fi. His idea for aliens was to have a third hand or extra eye, and everyone would try to tell him how aliens would be radically different and he never wanted to do that because makeup was cheaper.

Roddenberry pitched the show, and while he was a bedwetting liberal he was at least an optimist, and so that optimism was the best contribution he made to the show, and makes him markedly better than modern liberal/kikes like JJ Abrams. But he had rules like “no space pirates” which the writers hated. People considered his ‘no interpersonal conflicts rule’ to be negative, but IMO it was positive. It forced plots to be external to the crew, so to be about sci fi, as opposed to the easy way of making a soap opera in space.

>>10922

tbh tmp > wok

>>10923

Yeah that’s wrong. WoK is the better film in all respects. The enterprise is a passove observer in MP.

>>10924

it might be a better film but it's not a better trek film. read the last bit of what >>10922 said.

"no interpersonal conflicts"

that's what made star trek such a successful and actual sci-fi show, and not going down into soap opera tier, aka star wars. however, the studios cucked gene because tmp was too much for their pathetic brains to take in (this is also why blade runner failed, despite both being relatively normalfag tier) and went for it with the rest of the films, though i would say the undiscovered country is the least soap opera of the six behind tmp.

>>10922

>Had a good idea

>Implemented it poorly

>Had a lot of crazy ideas about it (most of them bad)

>Made good by the people around him

>Once he's fully out of the creative process, they throw the baby out with the bathwater and lose the "spark" that made it originally good.

Interesting. The more I learn about Roddenberry, the more he sounds like George Lucas

>Roddenberry pitched the show, and while he was a bedwetting liberal he was at least an optimist, and so that optimism was the best contribution he made to the show, and makes him markedly better than modern liberal/kikes like JJ Abrams.

1000% agree. The idea of a positive future for mankind is the main draw for me, and why I find most of the new stuff everything since his death imo to be not quite Star Trek enough. If you watch the original pilot (The one with Pike, which was later made into The Menagerie) the crew feels like a family, maximum comfy, and I'd really like to see what could have been done with it.

>>10925

>>10924

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Star Trek: The Motion Picture. The science is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the technobabble will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Spock’s stoic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Zenoian and Epictetusian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these philosophies, to realise that they’re not just intellectually stimulating- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Star Trek: The Motion Picture truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Spock’s existential catchphrase “Live Long and Prosper,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Orthodox Jewish blessings . I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gene Roddenberry's genius unfolds itself on their cinema screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Enterprise tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

>>10926

>Interesting. The more I learn about Roddenberry, the more he sounds like George Lucas

It’s tempting, but not accurate. Lucas is an autistic boy who genuinely liked making ships and laser gun stories. Gene was a carnival barker who had an ideology of utopianism attack him late in life.

Roddenberry wanted Troi to have six tits.

>>10925

>read the last bit

There is no interpersonal conflict in Star Trek II between the crew members. I guess you could say Chekov, but he had a bug in his ear.

TMP has nothing in it, really. It could be any crew that goes to encounter V’ger. It’s not a Star Trek story at all. It’s the dumb science fiction of an unscientific man trying to make something profound.

In Star Trek II, the characters matter and it is a Star Trek story. Kirk uses the transponder code, Spock sacrifices himself, the lure Khan in the nebula, they bluff, there’s the genesis deviceand quest to protect it.

>>10938

>Speaking of Shatner, by about the middle of the second season Shatner would walk out of the room any time Gene entered it

I love Shatner

Question is, who is responsible for Star Trek going to shit post Rottenberry?

>>10955

JJ Abrams.

>>10955

Michael Piller

Brannon Braga

Jeri Taylor

Mostly Rick Berman. Who the fuck fires a composer because his music is too good, and just won an award.

>>10939

what part of "wrath of khan" did you not read? not to mention "i have been and shall always be your friend"

>>10955

The cop-out answer is J.J. Abrams and he hasn't helped for sure, I would instead argue it's the executives at CBS and Paramount for compounding bad decision after bad decision. And in particular, Leslie Moonves, who not only killed the original Trek universe but is also the primary party responsible for STD.

>>10984

But those people largely saved Trek from Gene. At worst, you could argue they were there too long.

>>10955

>>10984

Yeah, from what I can tell it was mostly Berman. Jeri Taylor is also obvious (Voyager was her baby)

>>10984

>Rick Berman

This is the Mike Stoklasa ‘impossible to satisfy’ fanboy answer. Berman did good shit like tell them no, Garak can’t be a faggot and kept a lot of the pozz out.

>>11065

Riker's reaction is excellent, and exploitable, there.

>>11023

Also Berman and Taylor basically created the DS9 setting, starting with "The Wounded". Berman fleshed rather a lot of it without Gene's approval since he thought the Great Bird would imitate a rock pigeon and shit on the project if it was brought up while he was having a "nuts" spell. He tried bringing up twice in a lucid environment but each time Roddenberry degenerated too quickly for much to be discussed before he had to switch tracks.

Both times the series was killed, it was specifically because of agendas from the executives of NBC and CBS, respectively. CBS was the most damming of the two since the exec there in question basically thinks Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing, and that it's basically a cookie-cutter IP when it is quite different from a lot of sci-fi out there.

>>11077

But did you notice Troi getting hot and bothered by swolecard's manly strength?

>>11138

Looks more like a bad case of same face to me.

>>11143

check them out in gimp if you don't believe me. The lines match up pixel for pixel. The shading of the skin is a little different, but the lines match up perfectly, except for the irises of the eyes. The author thinks they can copy and paste the lines and that a little difference in inking will fool everyone. Shit's just lazy. Digital pen and ink has ruined comics.

>>11138

It's Leah Brahams.

>>11143

One is looking to her left and one is looking straight.

>>11154

Yes, that's what the irises not matching means. What's your point.

>>11159

>irises not matching means

The fuck are you talking about? Where in the post that I replied to does it say that?

>>11119

EARL GREYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE!

>>11160

Yeah I goofed on which reply went with which post

>>11138

You’re supposed to be looking at swolecard’s arms.

>>11385

I am looking at his abs

>>11138

Also notice Data's reflection. No Borg eye implant. Pretty sure that's supposed to be Prime's reflection being smashed… except Geordie is the same.

>>11600

Please let that be a mistake.

When is the next issue?

>>12434

Sometime in december I think.

Anyone have a mental image of /jojo/ in a swoleverse uniform?

Is there any Star Trek comics a fraction of good as the Swoleverse Comics?

Mirror Broken #5 is out.

>>11674

>please tell me its a mistake

It's not. It's true. It's damn true.

>>13280

>>13321

Yeah I saw that…

So any other Star Trek comics to see us through till things get Swole again?

>>15733

That was pretty good actually. Art was nice, designs were interesting and I'm curious to see where the story goes. Also glad they got rid of Wesley right off the bat

>>15733

eh it's alright, but i wanted swoleverse

>>15781

Apparently the Swoleverse was very successful so we may be getting more of it.

>>15776

You should see Waypoint.

>>15733

>Picard is supposed to be some sort of keeper of Federation lore

>autistically memorized Shakespeare out of all things instead something useful and went completely bonkers like a high end sufi sage

>Data's head has the plays anyway

That's just weird.

>>5832

Why does kiptin Janeway look like angry babushka?

>>15733

cant lie, was just kind of lame

>>16077

Nothing will be ever as good as the Swoleverse.

Anymore comics worth a read?

>>17332

>that dialogue

Does Data have his emotion chip in this mirror timeline? He would never respond in that manner, otherwise.

>Ready for lunch Data?

<One moment please, Lieutenant

<I must first replace my arm appliance.

Something like that, perhaps. The derpy bodies attached to the stolen faces makes it worthwhile, though.

>>10922

>After the flop of the Motion Picture, Roddenberry wanted the next movie to be the Enterprise going back in time to stop the Kennedy Assassination, but deciding they couldn’t because it would alter history.

I wouldn't say TMP was a flop, it was certainly an odd movie, but the fandom had been approaching critical mass, so people went to see the shit out of it, and it did pretty well in theaters.

Although yeah, my favorite story about batshit Roddenberry wanting to write the sequels involves all that time travel shit, and then I think it gradually changed from "stop the Kennedy assassination" to "Spock personally shooting Kennedy from the grassy knoll." And then a lot of "the crew has discussions with Einstein and Lincoln and etc" and it sounds way up its own ass. I almost wish I could read it, because it sounds worse than Joss Whedon's screenplay for Wonder Woman (it actually had the main villain teleporting behind Wonder Woman, and then it had the invisible jet too for some reason).

>>17362

I always felt that Roddenberry was on acid.

>>17362

What was Roddenberry's fascination with time travel plots and Kennedy?

>>17339

They are making another one.

>>17362

> I think it gradually changed from "stop the Kennedy assassination" to "Spock personally shooting Kennedy from the grassy knoll."

That's basically a Red Dwarf episode.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikka_to_Ride

>>17821

As time goes by and all these idiots die off, this needs explanation to the you ger generations.

The generation before the Boomers and the Boomers all thought Kennedy was the greatest thing ever. They considered his assasination as a massive tragedy where ‘Camelot’ ended and all this overwrought shit. Being a pre-cultural marxist cuckold, Roddenberry bought into all that shit.

>>18308

>cuckold

I thought Roddenberry did the fucking, not the watching.

>tragedy

Well it was the end of American optimism for a good while, I'd say.

>>18299

Think Patrick Steward wanted to do a crossover with them once.

>>18308

They're not entirely wrong about the Kennedy assassination. Part of the enduring appeal was that A) it was a complete shock and B) we still don't really know what happened that day or who was responsible.

>>17502

Well it was the 60s

>>18388

What's the bet it would be Spock killing Kenedy as the logical thing to do?

>>18562

It would be pretty illogical as the primary reason for killing Kennedy, it's been theorised, was to keep America in Vietnam. A war which, according to the Pentagon Papers, was unwinnable from the very beginning.

If they ran with that idea it would, ironically, be the very inverse of City on the Edge of Forever, where (in the aired version) they let the woman die because if she'd lived she'd have kept America out of World War II