>>4958
Nice OC, please excuse incoming autism
A reading from the Book of /strek/
1 And /strek/ spoke all these words, saying,
2 I am the /strek/ your new home, it was I who brought you out of the land of 4chan, out of the house of moot.
3 You shall have no other star trek discussion sites before me.
4 You shall not make for yourself any fanfic, or any rule 34 of anything that is in the final frontier above, ok, you will, but at least try to make sure it's decent quality.
5 You shall not bow down to lesser shows or serve them, for I the Star Trek your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, they shall watch nu-Who and like it.
6 but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.
7 You shall not take the name of Dukat your Gul in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
8 Remember the convention day, to keep it holy.
9 Six days you shall labour, and do all your work (yeah right m8),
10 but the seventh day is a special day to the Star Trek, your Star Trek. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates shall get autistic on /strek/ while binge watching old episodes in another tab.
11 For in six days the Star Trek made DS9 and TOS, the Next Generation, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the seventh day and made it holy.
12 Honour your father and your mother, for they once provided you with the merch that the Star Trek, your Star Trek, has given you.
13 Thou shalt not accept the lies of the writers, for they are fags who do not understand the potential of the setting.
14 Thou shalt not create rule 34, unless it is well drawn and super hot.
15 Thou shalt not suffer the furfag to live.
16 Thou shalt not bear false arguments against your brother anon.
17 Thou shalt not covet your neighbour's merch; you shall not covet your neighbour's waifu, or his DVD collection, or his episodes that are still on VHS, or his novels, or his fanfic, or anything that is your neighbour's.
18 Keiko must suffer.
19 Now when all the normies saw the thunder and the flashes of special effects and the sound of the trumpet and the mountain smoking, the people were afraid[d] and trembled, and they stood far off
20 and said unto anon, “You speak to us, and we will listen; but do not let Star Trek speak to us, lest we die.”
21 anon said unto the normies, “Do not fear, for Star Trek has come to test you, that the fear of him may be before you, that you may not sin.”
22 The people stood far off, while anon drew near to the thick darkness where Star Trek was.