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Duet is the best DS9 episode

>>1518

This tbh old man.

>>1520

That reminds me, who was the biggest slut in Star Trek? Kirk, Riker or Jadzia?

>>1526

Men cannot be sluts, ergo the title of biggest slut goes to Leeta

>>1530

>>1531

I just realized we're all wrong. It's quite clearly the Borg

>>1538

/thread

>>1531

>Quark.

Shit, 'member when Quark went transgendered. Bashir took it all the way, full bottom surgery was implied.

>>1516

>Features Nog

Fucking dropped

>>1519

Top tier taste nigger. Duet is fantastic.

>>2034

>full bottom surgery was implied.

As was full intercourse.

>>2045

>As was full intercourse.

Hell, if Starfleet medical and insurance is that great, I'd take a vagina for a test drive myself. Seems like you can practically swap it out every weekend. If you take too much dick, get a new tighter one.

>>2049

Starfleet Medical, keeping the Red Light District tight.

>>2067

>You'd get a vagina and then screw a man? What the hell, dude? Go find a lipstick lesbian and find out how many multiple orgasms the male mind can take

This is a full transition, they can turn the male brain to female and back?

Stop thinking so linear, get your anus replaced with a second vagina.

I can take the cock now cause I have XX chromos now, so it's not gay. Basically, sex change so gud, I'm cisgendered female.

>>2128

>So that I orgasm every time I take a dump? Hmm… that would ALMOST be worth the inevitable death by fecal contamination.

That's where the mini-energizer clamped around the end of my intestines collects my feces and beam them directly into space.

>>2129

>The fact that you're thinking it through this thoroughly gives me the willies.

What's the stretch, imagine your female self counterpart if you had exactly all the same genetics except for the 23rd chromosome pairing. How would those traits have manifested into your opposite gender self?

>>2145

>Rom is so miserable because Quark makes him mop the jizz off the floor of the holosuites

I imagined Quark was too cheap to buy a mop and gave him a straw.

>>1516

>goofball WW1 tier tactics in a space show

>>2146

kek, this is probably true, Rom is the true hero of DS9, he wasn't made nagus by chance, he was rewarded by fate itself

>>2040

>Features Nog

I remember reading somewhere that kid had fucked up kidneys and needed a transplant (maybe multiple transplants) and it caused his stunted his growth.

>>2151

>kek, this is probably true, Rom is the true hero of DS9, he wasn't made nagus by chance, he was rewarded by fate itself

…and he fucking cucked Bashir, Leeta was a nice piece of ass.

…'member the other dabo girl Jake was fucking that was like years older than him, brings her to dinner and Ben likes her, and then the storyline just dropped off the face of the show

>>2152

To be fair cucking Bashir is no great achievement. Everyone has done it at one point.

>>2040

Was Nog really as bad as everyone remembers? I found him annoying yes, but not exactly someone you couldn't bare to be around like Wesley and someone you wanted to throw out the airlock like Nelix.

>>2175

Yes (((Nog))) was. Gas yourself.

>>2175

>Was Nog really as bad as everyone remembers?

I found his treatment of HU-MAN females humorous.

His character flaw is he humanized far too easily and completely into a Starfleet officer, if (((Ferengi))) were capable of behaving the way Nog does, they wouldn't be (((Ferengi))).

>>2188

<"MMM… that's was tasty brother."

>"Mop it up and put it in a pitcher, we'll start serving it to the HU-MANS"

>>2152

>…'member the other dabo girl Jake was fucking that was like years older than him, brings her to dinner and Ben likes her, and then the storyline just dropped off the face of the show

She was a little older than a year. I think it was explained that she was there out of friendship because Jake talked to her like an actual person rather than a piece of meat.

Speaking of which, just what IS the purpose of a dabo girl? Eye-candy, sure, but Quark could have holo-emitters installed in the casino area and save on wages and whatever pitiful benefits he doles out.

>>2175

>Was Nog really as bad as everyone remembers?

He was actually the character who grew the most in the entire series. We know he makes Captain at some point, he managed to survive major battles and PTSD. He goes from squealing piglet to a better man (by human standards, I guess) than either his father and uncle.

>>2182

>HU-MAN

I always thought that was a hilarious touch. Even Quark pronounces it that way, even though everything else comes through in perfect English. I think it's a call-back to the first Ferrengi episodes where it was "Hu-man" every five minutes while making threats. It means the Ferrengi of DS9 are deliberately pronouncing it that way, possibly because they know it get on the humans' nerves.

>>2190

>She was a little older than a year.

As I recall from the show the stated gap was four years, and http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Mardah confirms that.

>>2194

There you go. It's too bad she wasn't still around when Jakey turned 18. That would have been an interesting episode.

>>2190

Eventually they do get replaced, by holographic Leetas.

>>2278

That is a lot of Leeta

>>2278

>Eventually they do get replaced, by holographic Leetas.

Is this a book thing or did I miss an episode?

>>2339

Until they develop widespread mobile emitters and stage a Holo-Leeta uprising.

>>2367

Wasn't Vulcan Love Slave more popular though?