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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

File: 579ad3aaf91aa2c⋯.jpg (391.37 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, 1284089201511.jpg)

371ba9 No.13798

guys with all the sexual assault allagations being made, do you think during TNG that picard, riker, data and worf took him off stage and ran on a train on his tight boypussy?

371ba9 No.13799

took wesley backstage i mean


89b977 No.13800

File: 9a4dde2c91478fe⋯.jpg (57.67 KB, 320x240, 4:3, tve16029-19871010-322.jpg)

>>13799

>i'm sensing great cringe captain

>but also confusion and regret

>OP doesn't understand why he thought attempting to correct a failed shitpost would work

>captain, it's possible OP doesn't realize he's a faggot


86cb6f No.13802

File: b6ac5f156c49286⋯.jpg (16.57 KB, 350x395, 70:79, Jean_Luc_Picard_2364.jpg)

>>13800

We must be patient with it. It's clearly attempting to communicate with us, but lacks the context necessary to put our words together in a way that makes sense.

>>13798

I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Or mission is peaceful. Who are you?


1c3047 No.13803

>>13802

OP, his asshole wide his throat full of dick.


58bffd No.13809

I mean, I would have.

But I'm actually gay and was actually his age at the time, so…


f18477 No.13812

File: 83eb7ac8688986c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 333.02 KB, 480x480, 1:1, weebm_related,_it's_you.webm)

>>13798

>>13809

Then you and OP have something in common.


355593 No.13814

>>13802

Fucking kek.


63ad91 No.13815

>>13800

>>13802

>>13803

No matter how many times I come on /strek/ anons find a way to give my sides containment failure.


f9a6ca No.13876

File: ecf775b1fb35650⋯.png (471.1 KB, 540x609, 180:203, Star Trek Reaction - Picar….png)

>>13815

Clearly the Universal Translator needs an update.

Also holy shit.


da8783 No.13948

>>13803

Z'dar, his knife bloody with shit on his dick.


94fa24 No.14044

>>13798

SHUT UP WESLEY


58bffd No.14046

>>13812

OP appears to be a 12-year-old Chinese girl, so I'm not sure about that at all.


d980c0 No.14121

This is the Pakleds all over again isn't it?


3bad79 No.14914

>>14044

Maybe I'm autistic but I never understood why he's so hated. He's just a pretentious kid


9c5525 No.14915

>>14914

Wesley Crusher as a character was too much of an Aryan child-prodigy for some, reminded them of things they didn't want to be reminded of. Now everyone just hates him because we know how Wheaton ended up.


80f6c6 No.14934

>>14914

He's a genius kid who often shows up the adult crew members, including Data, the goddamn android, and is very rarely presented as being in the wrong. And when he's not being the genius kid, he's just kind of obnoxious. Some of the hate is exaggerated, yes, but there's a basis for it.


ab306d No.14938

File: caa8a80c6ae53fb⋯.jpg (341.24 KB, 900x676, 225:169, Jack_Crusher.jpg)

File: c06be0963ec79d1⋯.jpg (546.83 KB, 500x541, 500:541, wesley1.jpg)

>>14914

the scene where we see a holodeck message from Wesley's father Jack and the one where Q ages up Wes tells you everything you need to know (albeit comically over-the-top with the casting of this lunky Chad-caricature for adult Wes). Wes/Wil became a lightning rod for instinctual repulsion of grown men with soy syndrome since he clearly appears to have childhood-sex-abuse-survivor-tier suspended adolescence combined with a certain effeminate and unbecoming neurotic bitchiness and emotional instability with low-grade depression.

The "Shut Up Wesley" contingent aren't wrong, per se, and it's a valid meme, but he (both the character and the actor) were supposed to grow out of it to something like pic related. An older Wes would have transmuted his early boyishness into retaining a young man's zeal and vigor throughout his life, thus transforming what was early on a source of bullying into an asset later in life. Men are supposed to age like wine and Wil Weaton fucked it up because he hasn't. He's a middle-aged soyboy.

In retrospect, Wes should have left with his mom after Season 1 but not come back in Season 3, instead being accepted to the Academy early. Then, they bring the character back in Season 6 or 7 as a full Ensign, with a new actor who doesn't look and act like a faggot - and who will become a new central character for a future Trek series.


57d67c No.14950

File: d0cf08f072ae6ed⋯.png (273.83 KB, 499x366, 499:366, ced69b073ad6a5eec01e403310….png)

>>14934

For the longest time I honestly didn't care about Wesley one way or the other, but in the past 5-10 years as the actor has forced himself into a central position in "geek culture" and I've developed in response a strong stimulus-response reflex to his name or face that leaves me doubled over as my system floods involuntarily with anti-faggot antibodies and leukocytes, and there is nothing I would like more than to see his every scene and line scrubbed from an official ST:TNG Special Shut Up Wesley Edition with an extra captain's log explaining that Dr Crusher once had an abortion because science said the baby was the last known faggot and they had to make sure the federation never again had a problem with AIDS


9c5525 No.14953

>>14950

It would be fucking hilarious to see an entirely redone TNG without him even as someone who doesn't mind him.


4b1704 No.15393

>>13798

>sexual assault allagations

What


d40728 No.15398

>>14950

Somehow he became a FTM transexual.


e9f360 No.15405

File: 1b330e67d7246d4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 239.79 KB, 838x760, 419:380, 1746128 - Star_Trek Star_T….jpg)


1eb55f No.15842

>>15405

This actually happens to Wheatboy in real life.




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