/strek/ - Star Trek ★

>>10283 (OP)

>Be space Jews

>Get a hold of a space White

>Tell him how much he sucks

>Turn him against his own people

>Against his own father

This episode pisses me off every time I see it.

>>10288

>>>/tv/

>>10288

>Teach a kid that his kind are pure evil and must be hated

>Put the kid in a society where this is a nigh universally held opinion

>Leave the kid to a life of selfloathing and misery in a society that hates him

Do you hate children or are you just Picard in disguise?

>>10283 (OP)

>leave the child on Bajor

>few years later Cardassians try conquering the planet again

>Bajorans either kill the child

>or Cardassians abduct him and torture his parents for stealing a Cardassian from his people

>send the child back to Cardassia

>few years later Cardassia goes back to war

>If he's old enough, he gets conscripted into fighting in the war on the Dominion side

>if he's not old enough, he probably dies in one of the several city-nukings or Jem'Hadar raids when Cardassia finally decides to fight back

>>10290

they might just be feminists.

>you're a rapist everything you do rapes women and girls

>you are responsible for every war and every genocide

>how dare you restrict my right to murder my own baby you oppressive shitlord

>lol loser virgin faggot playing video games

this was season 1, wasn't it? man, ds9 was just a cut above everything.

now just imagine how STD would have handled this. the cardassians would instantly be considered the villains, the ending would be a lame courtroom drama where we hear endless passionate pleas from the bajorans that they can care for cardassian children better than the cardassians themselves, cardy takes the stand and sprays spittle everywhere shouting about how bajorans are inferior scum, sisko runs up and punches the guy out.

just throw in some meme spew from 5 years ago and someone saying fuck or shit once and it's exactly what I would expect from an episode of STD.

>>10283 (OP)

Seems like Cardassians would've been the best ally. They're the only non-Federation that comes to mind where you have an actually diverse society in terms of personalities and occupations, rather than just a bunch of single-motive autists. This guy just seems like a regular person, he's not caricatured.

>>10283 (OP)

>Bajoran

>Positive adjective

Pick one.

>>10298

Most likely he becomes a NEET living in a basement browsing the Cardassian equivalent of 8chan.

>>10307

Federation are naive, Cardassians aren't.

>>10639

Obsidian Chan?

>>12780

Except for that one guy who kept trying to kiss the Founder's ass right up until the point where they were dragging him away to be executed.

>>12780

Eighth Order Chan

>>>10290

this, uniting the kid with his father is a good compromise, he even said that he could return to bajor if he really wanted to..

>>12819

What we need to do is make it a reality so we can start purging the leftists.

>>12861

We will Make Cardassia Great Again!

>>10290

>>Teach a kid that his kind are pure evil and must be hated

>

>>Put the kid in a society where this is a nigh universally held opinion

>

>>Leave the kid to a life of selfloathing and misery in a society that hates him

Bajor is a liberal arts college.

>>12942

>Ben Garrison

Think he browses /strek/?

>>12819

I just noticed he looks like an anon version of a Cardassian. If he a had a neckbeard it would be perfect.

>>10283 (OP)

>loving

>Bajoran

>>10286

The episode is a clear allegory to post WWII Germany (intentional or not) and I'm not sure how it ever happened.

>This episode pisses me off every time I see it.

Makes my blood boil too.

>>17004

DS9 writers were beyond retarded. They never will live down being assblasted over Dukat.

>>17024

>DS9 writers were beyond retarded.

You know, sometimes being a ST fan is really confusing for me. It always feels like I'm praising the writers for the world Roddenberry put together and they fleshed out, then out of the other side of my mouth I'm cursing Roddenberry as the socialist idiot that he is, as well as Behr and Berman for following in his footsteps.

>>17028

I think that's a perfectly valid stance to take. Roddenberry did create an interesting universe, albeit one that tends towards being very two dimensional, which a lot of people like because it's very easy to grasp, but the addition of depth, of sedition and malcontent that came in DS9, depth of the characters and their ability to hold personal ideals over their defining racial traits that tended to make the prior series flat at times is absolutely something to be applauded.

>>17028

Imagine how Cuck Wars fans feel about George Lucas?