No.89
Prologue
"…OS-tan's?"
"That's correct. There has been increasing influence from a mysterious OS organisation.
They seem to have been born from Futaba, but we don't know the full details.
You must immediately infiltrate this organisation, and gather all information on the OS's.
Here is a list of targets."
"Me, XP, 2K, OSX, 95…..Wow! Nice OS's!
Heehee, this OS world is vast."
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No.90
Chapter 1 vs Me-tan
Interface connection successful. Disabled the firewall.
Starting the cyber hack on the target.
Heh heh, this OS isn't very secure.
I'll give her a full injection of the virus.
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No.91
Chapter 2 vs XP-tan
Found a security hole. Starting penetration.
Starting cyber hacking on target.
Heh heh, this is your reward for not doing a Windows Update.
So? How does it feel to get penetrated via the security hole?
I'm going to inject the virus deep into you.
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No.92
Chapter 3 vs 98-tan & 98SE-tan
You know? Bill said to us:
"You two are old, no more support, bye-bye!"
So we must not be wanted around here anymore.
…it's okay.
Mostly likely, somewhere, someone will need you.
I'll let you both go free. So, get your spirits up.
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No.93
Chapter 4 vs 2K-tan
Cable connected. Successful system login.
Initiating injection of virus into the cyber system.
Heh heh, For some reason, I'm rather frustrated today.
For that, I'm going to inject you with 3 person's worth full.
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No.94
Chapter 5 vs LongHorn-tan
Urgent communication. MS Corp secret development
of the next generation OS,
called LongHorn, has been found.
Going to take a live sample,
forcing it out of the lower abdomen plug.
Heh heh, sensitive, I see.
I only stroked your long horn,
you've gotten this hard already.
Alright, go ahead and let it all out…
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No.95
Chapter 6 vs OS X-tan
It's not good. I can't get through the target cyber firewall.
Blaster or MyDoom all get tossed back.
Hacking was a failure. Retreat for now.
Shoot, I looked at her too lightly.
That simple and stylish body.
And that functional and easy-to-use OS interface.
For a first GUI OS, her potential is beyond what's been rumoured.
MAC OS, you're pretty good!
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No.96
Chapter 7 vs NT-tan
It's no good. The target's cyber firewall guard is tight.
But that means she hasn't been hacked yet.
No choice, I'll have to force the password out
by interrogating her.
Hey young lady, I'll tell you something nice.
Put your finger on this spot here and move it around.
See, you're slowly starting to get a strange feeling, right.
So, do you want me to continue?
…alright, heh heh, such a honest and good girl.
But before that, can you tell me the password?
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No.97
Chapter 8 vs Saba-tan
"Spotted the target. it's a server-type.
Well this should be an easy win.
Now starting the hacking…"
"Mom, I'm hungry, breast-feed me
hmmm, slurp, slurp"
"Wait! What are you sucking on!"
I'm not your Mama… Ohh!"
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No.98
Chapter 9 vs CE-tan
It's no good. I can't log into the target cyber system.
It is rather different from 95 and 2K like systems.
No choice, I'll have to interrogate her to get the password.
…Hey, can you let me know the password?
Hmm. Okay, I'll shake this stick for you.
See, it's starting to get caught up there pretty tightly.
Heh heh, your breathing is starting to get rather heavy there.
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No.99
Chapter 10 vs 3.1-tan
I'm relieved…you're regaining consciousness.
You had frozen up and crashed.
How sad. Only this much memory
and you tried to run the Windows system,
which was too much for your cyber system.
… well, I'll come back some other time.
That's when I'll be coming to hack you, so be prepared.
So, until then, try to get better.
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No.100
Chapter 11 vs Buster & Dr.Norton
"Dr. Norton !
The target began changing her clothes!"
"Wow♪ They're huge, Buster!
It's our mission to observe the hacker.
So today we must thoroughly inspect her!"
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No.101
INTERLUDE
This is the operator.
Yesterday night the main system's cyber system went down for awhile,
the [Chapter 11: Major vs Buster & Dr. Norton] posted data was lost.
As a backup measure, the data was prtsc before being posted and was sent to a uploader
so anyone that needs the data restored, please access the mail banner.
This ends the messa…..what! Ma… Major!
This isn't a good place for this! If someone comes, they'll find out…Ohhhh!
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No.102
Chapter 12 vs Linux-tan & Lindows-tan
"Welcome. Sorry to keep you waiting.
We are the open-source OSes."
"Heheh, the other OSes are so easily embarrassed.
We don't hide our OS's heart."
"Now, enough with that hacking stuff. Let's enjoy each other with 'open' feelings…"
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No.103
Chapter 13 vs 95-tan
"The last of the Windows series is a no-brainer.
Saving the tasty dessert for last.
The virus is sent to the electric brain by the USB.
Huh? No USB?
Doesn't matter, the serial in the rear can be used.
Because of the connection, she breathes and powers off.
Nh… Ah… Haha, the serial is narrow as expected. It's very tight."
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No.104
Chapter 14 vs OS 9-tan
Um, a customer? Welcome!
A single portrait is ￥300.
Alright, please sit in that chair.
It will be quickly completely drawn in 10 minutes.
I love to draw ever since I was little.
So that's why in the art and illustration genre
there's a master that makes good use of me.
Oh, but the other day, I went to visit XP-chan's house
and there was a lot of business and game software installed,
making me feel a bit envious….
…Okay, it's finished! How's it look?
Heehee, you're so beautiful, it was fun drawing you.
If it's okay with you, please model for me again.
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No.105
Chapter 15 vs MS-DOS-tan
Hello? Is this McAfee?
It's me, MS-DOS. I'm requesting an emergency deployment!
That one, that female gorrilla that hacked my sisters!
Plea… please come quickly! She's just around the..
*click*
*beep*, *beep*, *beep*ー
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No.106
Chapter 16 vs McAfee-san
Well, looks like I made it in time.
MS-DOS is safely under my protection.
So, how's it feel to be countered by a attack-driven firewall?
Your body will be so paralyzed you won't be able to move at all.
I took care of recovering all the other OS girls.
One after one, after getting hold of them, you hacked them thoroughly.
Getting the virus out of all of them was a real bone-breaker.
But that's fine. As punishment, I'm going to reverse hack you.
Heh heh, like you, I don't dislike doing these kind of things.
You should thank me. To show you real hack techniques,
I'm going to spend a lot of time teaching them to your body.
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No.107
Epilogue
2k: Hey, you female gorrilla! How dare you hack the heck out of us!
3.1 said she forgives you, so this time I'll let you go, but don't do this kind of thing again.
XP: But for me, it made me feel a bit good…
95: My body has a fidgety feeling ever since…
Saba: The breast milk was good!
Norton: Hmph, it was such eye candy at the time…
2K: Baaaah! You all now just stop it!
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No.108
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No.109
>>105>female gorrillamakes me giggle everytime
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No.1099
>>95
>MAC OS, you're pretty good!
much shilling
otherwise fun idea though. I don't even recall DOS-tan, pretty good
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No.1100
>>1099
This was over ten years ago as well; back then Macs were a bit more locked down.
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No.1119
>>1100
They are probably more locked down today, but the security issues are really about bgs and bad design and seems Apple has that aplenty. The "no viruses" was probably always just a result of malware makers not paying enough attention to OS X and generally the OS being a minority.
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