No.1246
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No.1247
That's a rather suspicious tanuki; why's it hiding behind the cooler?
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No.1249
>>1247
It doesn't want ya to notice it! It's probably spying on someone.
sneaky tanooki it is
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No.1250
>>1249
It needs to learn how to hide better; it's pretty noticeable. 2/10, Tanuki.
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No.1256
>>1250
Dangit! The tanooki has been found out! Ah, well, no big deal, it can just float away out of sight. Like tanookees do.
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No.1257
>>1256
I'm pretty certain Taunukis can't just float away gently. Neither the real Japanese racoons, or the mythological versions. Shapeshifting, pranking, trickster-stuff and being an envoy, sure (and rooting around the forest floor, etc for the real ones). Floating gently off into the air, not so much.
So that tanuki isn't even good at being a tanuki.
You suck, tanuki!
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No.1258
>>1257
It's a special tanooki, a white one, so it can do all sorts of tricks! Besides, what does a gorilla know about woodland spirits?
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No.1259
>>1258
More than you might think; this gorilla is full of Nippon spirit. And she ain't never seen a real tanuki levitate out of the blue.
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No.1260
>>1259
And, much like the legendary tanuki herself, she can turn invisible just by putting a leaf on her head. Watch this:
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No.1261
>>1259
>Nippon spirit
more like high strength spirits!
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No.1262
>>1261
>>1260
As always Motoko outdoes any sneaky psychics who may or may not be spying on her, disguised as garbage pandas.
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No.1263
>>1262
Dang, her cover's been blown! the tanooki was a lady from the channeling agency all along!
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No.1265
>>1263
So is she a furry or what?
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No.1267
>>1265
Of course not! It's just the cover she picked for that job. Think about it: who would suspect an inconspicuous forest spirit of actually being a psychic who works for the government?
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No.1269
>>1267
Seeing as tanukis were traditionally seen as messengers from the gods and powerful entities and Government is pretty damn powerful it's a bit more obvious than she might consider.
Plus what's more obvious? That youkai tanukis are real, or government employed pyschics are trying to convince you that your existence is causing bad mojo to threaten reality?
Also, on a side note, she's definitely one of the few highlights of 2.0.
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No.1272
>>1269
Yeah; she seems to keep the old shirow cuteness.
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No.1273
>>1269
Who says tanukis aren't real? If psychics are real and emotions can exist autonomously and if the Net can produce fruits and a three-legged crow and stuff, why not tanookis?
>>1272
and, much like Motoko on the cover of the first volume, she can shrink down to gun size
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No.1274
>>1273
cos tanoookis would just try to prank and trick motoko aramaki there, and maybe rub their nuts against her.
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No.1288
>>1273
High calibre agent right there.
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No.1289
>>1260
>>1257
Do NOT feed the major. Unlike racoon-dogs, who are much more civilized, she will bite you if you get too close.
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No.1290
>>1289
And here i was going to give her a tin of beer.
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No.1291
>>1290
Don't let her hear that! She'll leap right onto you!
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No.1292
>>1291
Jokes on Shousa, I only got bottles.
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No.1300
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No.1323
>>1291
Not again; she just got back from the vet.
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No.1324
>>1323
Now wait a minute, this is a new pic!
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No.1325
>>1323
No that's just something Kurutan made her wear and she couldn't find the key when Aramaki called her back, so now she's stuck in it!
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No.1326
>>1325
>>1324
Both of you, stop making fun of Motoko; it's not her fault that she's got to wear the collar.
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No.1327
>>1326
Sure, just like it's not her fault she has to wear other "tactical implements"
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No.1328
>>1323
we're now free to ruffle tha floof without her biting us
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No.1330
>>1327
That's for a completely different reason, this is purely for Motoko's own good.
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No.1331
>>1328
No more being savaged just because we want to pof pof.
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No.1353
>>1323
THIS IS THE DORK COLLAR
ONLY GIANT DORKS PUT IT ON
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No.1356
>>1353
Slap it on that tanuki then.
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No.1516
>>1246
TELL US YOUR SECRETS, TANOOKI !
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No.1517
>>1516
She doesn't have any. Not that she has any. Cos she's just a tanuki, see?
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No.1518
da fuck is this thread? da fuck is this board?
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No.1519
>>1518
deep-level deep web jokes about the deepest lore of the deepest manga: Armored Riot Police: Lady Battle Cop In The Shell 2.0: Man-Machine In Your Face
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No.1520
>>1519
Speaking of, do you think one of Motoko's children plays tennis?
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No.1521
>>1520
If one of them thought she was a piano teacher, why not tennis player?
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No.1522
>>1521
That's some Mazinger Fembot tier crotch going on there.
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No.1523
>>1517
Tanukis and espers all have secrets. Tell them!
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No.1528
looks like you're all gonna have to take a guess!
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No.1529
>>1528
The secret is that her bust is nothing but pads.
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No.1530
>>1529
She's pretty flat tho.
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No.1531
>>1530
Is that her secret? That she's f l a t?
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No.1532
>>1531
No! Her secret is that she's working with the original Motoko to steal back all those alien DNA blueprints!
…
aw rats!
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No.1533
>>1532
No one's gonna believe a crazy story like that. Come up with something original why don'tcha?
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