IF YOU DONT LIKE MINIONS I WILL FUCKING LYNCH YOU WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING GUTS
I WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT YOUR OWN FUCKING STOMACH PLASMA WHILST I DISEMBOWEL YOU
I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND POUR HYDROCHLORIC ACID DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CORNEAS
FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE MINIONS
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKY OU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ALL I SEE IS RED
I WANT TO STRANGLE A FUCKING CUNT WHO HATES MINIONS
I WANT TO WRAP MY FUCKING HANDS AROUND THEIR FUCKING THROAT WHILST THEY CHOKE
I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT LEAVE THEIR FUCKING EYES
IF YOU HATE MINIONS I WILL KILL YOU
I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EITHER YOU ARE DEAD OR I AM DEAD
YOU WILL FUCKING PERISH
YOU WILL DIE IN ABSOLUTE FUCKING AGONY AND FEAR
I WOULD RUN INTO NUCLEAR HELLFIRE
IF IT MEANT PUNCHING A MINION HATER TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS