>Be me
>In school
>In Remembrance Day ceremony (Canuckfag)
>Sitting about five chairs left, two rows down to retarded Muslim kid
>We're asked to stand up as the Canadian anthem plays
>Anthem plays
>Hears a strange noise that sounds like a mix of screaming and moaning
>watintheactualfuck.gif
>Looks at the closest thing to a classroom whore we have because Classroom Whores makes noises like that; old, actual classroom whore finally got quarantined and shipped away for too much AIDS
>It wasn't her, as I hear the noise happen again and her mouth didn't open
>Turns out it was this retarded kid
>Who was brown
>And his hairline was more receded than the French Military in WW2.
>DAMNYOURUGLY.ogg
>We sit down after anthem stops
>Motherfucker keeps making noises.
>I was thinking "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING YOUR RETARDED KID TO A SERIOUS, SOMBER ASSEMBLY YOU FUCKING CUNT?"
>As of tradition, they play Last Post before 2 minutes of silence
>Last Post plays, kid still makes noises
>2 minutes of silence
>1 minute left, hoping to god kid doesn't make noise
>Laughing while pressing F to pay respects is r00dposting
>Kid fucking starts singing
>"WOOH WAAAH WHOOO-WHOOOOOO"
>Half of the entire school snickers at least, chuckles at most.
>highiq.tiff
>I laugh too
>shit
>Kid continues to make noises
>I stare at his dad that looks like Micheal Jordan, and think to my self "How fucking stupid are you?"
>We sit down
>They show a video with music in it
>The fucking kid starts dancing like a fucking metronome
>what in the actual
>Finally the assembly ends
>Barely holding in my laughter
>Piss myself coming out
>Friend pisses himself too
>MFW
this fucking kid
