>>17488
I've had this dream before too, Hitler. I've had this dream too.
Now for something completely different:
> You will never be one of the last survivors in Vale.
> You will never come home from the store to find the door to your house open.
> You will never find a beautiful girl raiding your supplies, giving you the smuggest fucking look in the world.
> You will never offer her some of the supplies you were able to acquire, because fuck it, everyone's having a hard time.
> You will never watch her move about your house as if she owned the place.
> You will never slowly come to know the strange girl who has taken over your house.
> You will never have to work extra hours to make up for the extra mouth to feed.
> You will never watch as she slowly begins to perform chores and tidy up your living space.
> You will never hear a knock at the door as she stares out the window, backing away in fear.
> You will never have an uptight, blonde-haired woman backed by a team of police holding up a picture of a black-haired woman that looks remarkably like the girl, demand to know if you've seen her.
> You will never deny the questioning, claiming to have seen nothing.
> You will never have your guest slowly open up to you.
> You will never discover her background, and how she came to be here.
> You will never learn about how that dirty red bitch killed the only friend she had in the world.
> You will never learn how that other dirty red bitch set her and her friend up to take the fall in the whole scenario.
> You will never vow to help her track down those two, whatever the cost.
> You will never help her ambush the first girl and her team out in the winter forests.
> You will never find yourself in a predicament as you learn who your target is.
> You will never attempt to peacefully resolve the scenario.
> You will never help broker an agreement to help take out the other dirty red bitch.
> You will never stand alongside the strange girl to help buy time for those kids while the bad guys approach.
> You will never sacrifice yourself alongside her to help save the world.
> You will never escape with the help of illusions because fuck that shit, redemption doesn't mean you don't get a happy ending.