>high school junior
>applying to MIT
>"what is your ethnicity"
>I am white
>check box for "african american"
>get accepted to MIT
>they want to interview me
>they realize I'm white
>send me to the dean's office for lying
>dean: "why did you lie on your admission form"
>me: "well, I'm definitely american"
>me: "and furthermore, WE ARE ALL AFRICANS"
>jump on table screeching
>shit on table for dominance