No.99980
HONEST A.L.
Cryogenically frozen, Abraham Lincoln is brought back to life in modern day Times Square, where he is inexplicably transformed into a racist hate crime serial killer...
After shooting his first seven black people, he decides he needs to go undercover...
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No.99981
So he becomes a rap music promoter
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No.99982
Signing rap artists to his label, he's raking in the cash, while simultaneously killing off his talent
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No.99983
Record sales go south, because all of his artists are dead now....
Without a steady income, he can't afford to keep buying bullets....
So he develops his next plan :
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No.99984
Unfortunately, due to Lincoln's high-pitched squeaky voice, his rap music doesn't sell very well, so he ends up getting a job driving a taxi cab, and starts focusing his anger on Armenians....
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No.99986
>>99984
I see what you did there
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No.99987
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No.99988
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No.99989
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No.99990
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No.99991
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No.99992
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No.99993
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No.99994
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No.99995
* not to be confused with agraphicnovel
Graphic novels suck.......
I only create Graphi Novels...
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No.99996
Obviously, Ashley is enjoying today
And of course, she's going to thoroughly enjoy tomorrow as well
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No.99997
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No.99998
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No.99999
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No.100000
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No.100001
Remember that according to Ashley, Jeffrey Dahmer is her cousin, her father, and he raped her and owes her money
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No.100002
Don't forget that Trent Reznor also raped Ashley and he still owes her money....
Apparently, she charges people for sex
But when they don't pay her, she considers it rape?
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No.100003
I'm pretty sure this guy raped her and owes her money.. basically, everybody has
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No.100004
Yep.......
You guessed it.....
Yep....
And he owes her money
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No.100005
I'm willing to bet this woman has also raped Ashley, and probably owes her money
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No.100006
I wonder if this dude raped Ashley...
She should let him slide on the money
It doesn't look like he has much money
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No.100007
This dude's face wouldn't look so weird if he would just grow a beard
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No.100046
>>100020
absolutely... women love it
trust me
I'm not lying
women love it...
they also love glasses on other chicks
dead fucking serious..
women get lesbianish
urges for other women
in glasses
there's a reason you didn't know that
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No.100048
>>100020
the reason you don't know that even straight-laced conservative uptight Christian women openly admitbeing sexually attracted to other women in glassesis because you don't know any women.
it's really simple
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No.100050
yep..... unlike you, I indeedDOhave a luxuriant history with women, so of course I've had thousands of conversations with women about what turns them on...
you'd be surprised
I know egg zack Lee™ what they like
obviously, it's not what you thought
or you'd have at least 2 or 3 girlfriends
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No.100051
>>100020
and yeah.......
LUXURIANT is a word
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No.100054
>>100020
I'm married to a younger woman...
She's a fucking GENIUS...
it's actually irritating sometimes
She's cool as fuck
just like one of the dudes
she sees chicks in glasses and wants to fuck them
My current wife grew disgusted with how STUPID men are, back in 2002...
21 years ago, she decided men suck
and the became a feminine "lipstick lesbian"
she got TONS of hot young chicks...
trust me, dude.... she got HOT chicks... more pussy than you'll ever get in your life, I promise ..
yeah, she was a lesbian for 11 years
that's when she met ME
lol and my glasses
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No.100055
you'd be amazed at how much you'd learn about life if you somehow managed to secure a girlfriend.
seriously.....
until that happens, you'll forever
be stuck at the unenviable level
of the average 8 year old boy
not being mean, just stating facts
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No.100056
Yep me and those NERDY DORKY GLASSES....
turning lesbians straight again
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No.100059
you pretty much nailed it, dude
busted
guilty as charged
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No.100063
>>100020
tell ya what I'll do....
you find a chick
and I'll let you
borrow my glasses
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No.100093
I went to a fast food drive-thru, and when I pulled up to the big menu thing, and after I placed my order, the black girl said "thank you. Drive around, please"
so I drove around the neighborhood a few times...
which was weird, because how was i supposed to get the food?
She never even took my money.
so I drove around the park, and then I drove around Buckhead, but I still never got my fucking food.
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No.100094
I finally just drove back home
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No.100095
It's all about dat asshole
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No.100096
she can't get pregnant in the ass....
it's magic !!
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No.100097
When I met Wendy 10 years ago
She hasn't been with another man in 11 years
So I fucked her in the ass like a BASTARD
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No.100098
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No.100099
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No.100100
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No.100113
>>100107
>make 4chan images load slow
>make site annoying to use for users
Good. I hate imageboard fags. You think you're cool posting images of weird disgusting white people smeared in their own shit.
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No.100224
>>100113
>thinks it's their own feces
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No.100245
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No.100246
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