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File: b7241ff5d74abd3⋯.jpg (25.42 KB,400x400,1:1,joyred.jpg)

 No.99955

Final Chance To Meet The Savior Messiah Buddha To Gain Forbidden Knowledge Wisdom

Source:

https://ascension joy .com/09/2023/final-chance-to-meet-the-savior-messiah-buddha-to-gain-forbidden-knowledge-wisdom/

https://ascension joy .com/forum/showthread.php?tid=270

https://youtu.be/RbV5G-3qq8M

If you want to meet the real Savior Messiah Mahdi Maitreya Kalki Christ Buddha Saoshyant whatever name in physical in-person,

If you want to know, to gain forbidden knowledge wisdom of life that can help your ascension evolution personal journey,

then this is your final chance.

I was given the financial blessing opportunity to all nations and individual person already so now it is time for personal human development evolution offer for all of you.

After finally unlock and successfully found the perfect cure solution for the macro world problem especially around economy conflicts between nations, group and other things, I have absolutely no desire, no motivation left to do anything in this society/civilization on Earth.

But I still have something special that some of you may interested in: the secret human development evolution.

There are a lot of secret knowledge wisdom information that I have not yet share online for they are the forbidden one, thus I only want to share it in private to the beings who truly want to know it.

That is the reason I am giving this final offer to all of you.

Here is the offer detail:

– You will have opportunity to meet me in either video cyber calling or physical in-person meeting (depend on your choice).

– You can ask me any question about life especially about human development evolution (no politics stuffs), I will answer it all in the most honest way with not only words but also via picture, drawing and many examples so that can help you easier to understand the real meaning which I want to talk/explain to you.

– You are not allow to share/send/reveal the information knowledge which I will teach you with any beings entities under any circumstances.

– The cost is $5000 USD/Euro per hour per person, plus tips volunteer donation later depend on your desire for frankly I do not know how much I should charge you so I can only giving the minimum price.

For video calling: no extra cost.

For physical in-person meeting: you need to pay the travel fees for me.

– Location: any nations on Earth that have international airport, I willing to meet you in all such as Singapore, Thailand, Japan, United States, Canada, Germany, United Kingdom, UAE, India, China, Nepal, Bhutan, etc.

– Language: any language (as long as you provide translator) but primary English.

– I will only go alone by myself, no any assistant.

– The deadline for me to accept the meeting is September 18th 2023 14.00 GMT time.

For any arrangement and booking information such as number of person or hour or payment, please contact me.

I will accept most of you but still can refuse certain person if I do not feel right and do not want to meet/teach.

I cannot guaranteed anything but I can only promise many of my knowledge wisdom that I will teach you are unseen on the internet or in any secret group for they are my self discovered.

I highly recommend beings entities who is waiting the Messiah Buddha to obtain this offer so they won’t be regret later. For I am the highest level player who is was born in this society of this timeline that allowed to direct play/interfere the society without any mercy.

It is not much about money for to me money is nothing and I can make any money I want with my talent, knowledge, wisdom at anytime. I just want to give the final offer and opportunity who is waiting looking for me the Messiah Buddha and the one who is chasing for new evolution wisdom.

After the deadline, I will probably meet with top royal family royal military or the referee group to reveal/trade my macro world solution/vision and not going to touch the topic of personal development evolution anymore, so this is your final chance.

Feel free to send share this message, offer to all beings, entities, groups that may interested in this opportunity.

You can contact, ask me any question at anytime you want before the deadline September 18th 2023 14.00 GMT time.

Best Regard,

The Savior Messiah Mahdi Maitreya Kalki Christ Buddha

The Lord Of Lords

The King Of Kings

https://ascension joy .com/09/2023/final-chance-to-meet-the-savior-messiah-buddha-to-gain-forbidden-knowledge-wisdom/

https://ascension joy .com/forum/showthread.php?tid=270

https://youtu.be/RbV5G-3qq8M

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 No.99963

Trust me... If you show up in the courtroom, I get to meet you tomorrow morning

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 No.99965

>>99955

I'm flying out of hartsfield at 5:45, and because there is a 1 hour time difference, I will be landing there in fond du lac at 6: 50 PM

It's a 2-hour flight

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 No.99967

File: 1fc9b9d80b02d5b⋯.png (274.21 KB,1534x1080,767:540,Picsart_23_09_12_12_06_06_….png)

>>99955

Oh well... It's 12:00 noon here in Atlanta. Lunchtime....

That means 50% of today is already done....

You're halfway through the day already....

I wonder what Darcy has in her refrigerator.

I'm making a big delicious lunch.

I'm cooking on the outdoor grill while the weather is still nice

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 No.99968

>>99955

By the way... The bank had a problem when you tried cashing that check yesterday.. something about no ID?

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 No.99969

File: c8de37fb1090d17⋯.png (1.61 MB,2371x1080,2371:1080,Picsart_23_09_12_11_15_58_….png)

>>99955

Why didn't you just tell me to make it out to "Ashley Schneider"?

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 No.99970

>>99955

That really sucks, because you promised I would be aMILLIONAIRE

I wrote the check just like you asked, but I'm still not a millionaire....

Is there some kind of problem?

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 No.99971

File: d533eabf9758b92⋯.png (1.6 MB,2371x1080,2371:1080,Picsart_23_09_12_11_23_44_….png)

Look, this is the last check I'm writing....

There's no way it can make it to your mailbox by 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning

So I'm just forwarding it to your new address

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 No.99972

File: cd7ce6dd69fe01b⋯.jpg (379.23 KB,1200x1600,3:4,Picsart_23_09_12_11_40_17_….jpg)

>>99955

I bet you're looking forward to finally representing yourself in the courtroom...

I know you have a lot of legal training, and you understand the law implicitly... You're basically like a law professor, that never completed high school...

I can't wait to see you defend yourself, like Perry Mason... If Perry Mason was a schizophrenic woman who chopped her hair off like a lunatic

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 No.99973

File: 495a316ed73c353⋯.png (436.87 KB,1374x1080,229:180,Picsart_23_09_12_06_36_44_….png)

>>99955

I bet you're all excited

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 No.99974

File: 8b5b40ea5739f6b⋯.jpg (192.74 KB,963x1469,963:1469,Picsart_23_09_10_06_32_23_….jpg)

File: 31801f8a595c36c⋯.jpg (234.69 KB,1080x1642,540:821,Picsart_23_09_10_06_35_15_….jpg)

File: 2520680af953fab⋯.jpg (141.93 KB,1080x1647,40:61,Picsart_23_09_10_06_38_05_….jpg)

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File: 8e286f966ca0d02⋯.png (751.71 KB,966x958,483:479,Picsart_23_09_10_06_30_03_….png)

I bet you're getting all spiffied up!!

Gettin' your hair did...

Gettin' your nails did....

All gussied up to look your Sunday best

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 No.99976

File: 36de17e8442a783⋯.jpg (508.38 KB,1000x1520,25:38,36de17e8442a783f0ca3ab8490….jpg)

>>99955

And I know you, I know how classy you are...

so I'm confident you're going to dress your very best!!!

It's important you make a good impression

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 No.99977

File: a9a65df3cbc40aa⋯.png (443.43 KB,1374x1080,229:180,Picsart_23_09_12_06_41_58_….png)

It's not like you really have anybody to impress, anyway.....

It's not like anybody's going to be judging you tomorrow

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 No.99978

File: dd9b5c929512e55⋯.jpg (184.44 KB,1719x1080,191:120,Picsart_23_09_12_10_36_30_….jpg)

You're a big girl now. You know how to handle these things...

obviously

It's obvious you've got this under control

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 No.99979

File: 1c602c1ea28b674⋯.png (460.05 KB,1374x1080,229:180,Picsart_23_09_12_12_30_40_….png)

>>99955

They say first impressions mean a lot....

I wonder how the jury will enjoy your little "I'm a lawyer" show...

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 No.100008

File: 3d48578594bfbcd⋯.jpg (440.95 KB,1943x1080,1943:1080,Picsart_23_09_12_13_49_54_….jpg)

This is unfair. You are making tons of money with your Ascension Joy entrepreneurship, but you promised I would become a millionaire....

Why can't I become a millionaire yet? What's the deal?

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 No.100009

File: 58a995c8ae63e16⋯.jpg (203.09 KB,1080x1442,540:721,Picsart_23_09_12_13_46_33_….jpg)

I think you should just pick up the phone, call Amanda, and threaten her...

Tell her if she testifies against you, you'll hurt her

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 No.100010

File: b12f1f018b82943⋯.png (2.1 MB,1080x1685,216:337,Picsart_23_09_12_13_46_07_….png)

>>99955

There's no reason to be afraid... Look at this as a new lease on life....

Did I say lease?.....

You don't have any rental history, so you won't be approved for any lease, not even at boarding house....

Consider this like a new bridge to live under....

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 No.100011

File: 3ebd774d6592f44⋯.jpg (435.82 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Picsart_23_09_12_13_47_33_….jpg)

>>99955

You've had some good times down that basement over the past 21 years....

And tomorrow it's time to move on with your life....

Oops. I'm sorry

I meant to say it's your mother's turn to start her life over again

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 No.100012

File: 0b4fdcffd0da6f2⋯.jpg (208.63 KB,886x1080,443:540,Picsart_23_09_12_12_40_50_….jpg)

>>99955

I used to live in the basement, too...

When I was a teenager

But then again, we had a really really nice house in Buckhead Atlanta, and the basement was completely finished, like a luxury apartment. There was also a wine cellar attached to my apartment...

So I used to invite girls over, we'd open the wine cellar, get drunk, and I'd fuck them on my waterbed in my badass bachelor pad downstairs in the basement of a really nice house....

I'm sure you'll figure out a way to make money when you get out of jail

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 No.100013

File: 27b83d78c4aab2f⋯.jpg (219.98 KB,1024x1536,2:3,Picsart_23_09_12_11_36_47_….jpg)

File: 04a9a89bdb1f452⋯.jpg (402.46 KB,1024x1536,2:3,Picsart_23_09_12_11_37_00_….jpg)

File: 94f11d74eea49b1⋯.jpg (312.34 KB,1024x1536,2:3,Picsart_23_09_12_11_37_12_….jpg)

File: ab854e9cdc43f4c⋯.jpg (343.85 KB,1024x1536,2:3,Picsart_23_09_12_11_37_51_….jpg)

File: 27b328736a0e272⋯.jpg (118.28 KB,676x821,676:821,Picsart_23_09_12_13_43_02_….jpg)

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 No.100014

File: 001f59f019a1e74⋯.png (258.22 KB,1534x1080,767:540,Picsart_23_09_12_14_11_10_….png)

>>99955

Well, would you lookie there!!!

Another 2 hours slipped between your fingers

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 No.100016

File: d2d093ccf06b3c1⋯.png (311.82 KB,598x387,598:387,1668025512283401.png)

>>100009

Are you aware of how obscenely annoying your spam is?

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 No.100017

File: e5783518057def5⋯.jpg (305.21 KB,1080x1642,540:821,Picsart_23_09_12_14_27_13_….jpg)

>>99955

I'll never forget when you tried DoxingME

............ME, of all people........

Not that I mind you trying to dox me, because that doesn't really bother me....

The thing that irritated me was how ==you got EVERY DETAIL WRONG !!!!=

Because you don't have a job, you can't afford a real background check service.... A subscription only costs a couple hundred dollars....

And just like your myBB "ascensionjoy" fagshow FREE website, or the FREE WORDPRESS garbage you used to create ... You get what you pay for...

You literally gotEVERYTHINGwrong

The only thing you got right was my name

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 No.100018

>>100016

ME ??!!!!

ANNOYING ??.....

ME ???

......wow..... That really hurt. I am bending over backwards trying to make friends....

All I want to do is to make people happy....

I give and I give and I give, and I ask nothing in return.....

And you call me ANNOYING ?

What am I doing wrong? Help me

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 No.100019

>>100016

Not going to lie... That's the first time anybody's ever told me that....

That kind of got me

I'm kind of choked up right now

I'm sorry I messed up

Give me some pointers. Help me. Help make me a better person

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 No.100021

File: a3c130514e3533e⋯.jpg (244.72 KB,1080x1642,540:821,Picsart_23_09_12_14_35_07_….jpg)

>>99955

The weirdest part about you trying to dox ME ?.....

The fact that you didn't realizeI DOX MYSELF ALL THE TIME

that's right, stinky.....

I post all of my private information in here on a regular basis

I've never been shy about posting all of my pertinent private information

My date of birth, my social security number, my mother's maiden name, my physical address, my telephone number, my credit card numbers...

My bank account number....

I post that shit in here all the time

All you had to do was copy and paste my own posts, and you would have had the correct information

But you don't have any money, so you went to one of those scam free fake background information website lol

AND YOU GOT EVERY SINGLE DETAIL WRONG... NOT EVEN ONE WAS CORRECT!!!

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 No.100022

>>100019

If you can't see it then you're experiencing loss of insight, which isn't good. Your condition has got so bad you can't even stop going full-steam ahead spamming random AI pictures and getting no response just to harass some random person who's going to jail for 12 months.

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 No.100023

File: d2d093ccf06b3c1⋯.png (311.82 KB,598x387,598:387,1668025512283401.png)

>>100021

>loss of insight

According to the Treatment Advocacy Center, “Anosognosia, also called ‘lack of insight,’ is a symptom of severe mental illness experienced by some that impairs a person’s ability to understand and perceive his or her illness.”

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 No.100024

File: dd9b5c929512e55⋯.jpg (184.44 KB,1719x1080,191:120,Picsart_23_09_12_10_36_30_….jpg)

>>99955

RE: FINAL CHANCE TO MEET YOU

That's a hot commodity in here... After all, you're such a mystery

Everybody is dying to meet the mysterious wizard behind the curtain

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 No.100027

>>100023

And according to your mother, you don't have a fucking job

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 No.100028

and now is your first chance to get raped in jail

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 No.100030

dont think being omnipotent will be enough in stopping niggers from piling on the white rabbit

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 No.100031

File: 311f5154496fb92⋯.jpg (240.1 KB,1080x1642,540:821,Picsart_23_09_12_14_41_21_….jpg)

>>99955

All you had to do was ask, and I would have given you all of my personal information...

And you could post it anywhere you wanted... Go anywhere on the internet and post my personal information, and I don't mind. You have my permission...

Unfortunately, you're going to need a better source of Intel

Whatever free website you went to, they didn't have any correct information whatsoever

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 No.100032

>>100031 yeah Andrew Lawrence McGovern

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 No.100033

>>100031

NOBODY has any idea what you're talking about, dude

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 No.100034

I cant tell if he is talking to himself or is this slut responding to him for once

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 No.100035

File: 800c9462a1c70ae⋯.jpg (362.21 KB,1440x1920,3:4,Picsart_23_09_12_14_45_27_….jpg)

>>99955

I'm sure the judge will love your lawyering style...

Oops.. I meant loitering

Just relax... When you go in there, they'll all realize you're Jesus and they'll decide you're not guilty

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 No.100036

>>100034

She never responds to anybody

But she reads every word

Trust me. She's reading every single goddamn motherfucking word. This is the best thing that's happened to her in years

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 No.100038

good

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 No.100041

15 hours of today has already expired

isn't time weird?

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 No.100042

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>99955

My good friend Stinky Whistleteets told me to remind you:

MR. BUBBLE is a fun way

for a cool kid like you

to get squeaky clean

before you sneak off

to the library to hide

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 No.100076

this is gonna end well

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