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 No.99322

WAHHHH?... lol WHY WOULD I BE MAD?... That's doesn't even make sense .. why would YOUR failure bother ME?... lol I'm the one who's fucked 700+ women... I'm the one who partied with celebrities & worked for Warner Bros and DJ'ed at Strip Clubs for years....

ME going "WAHHH" ???.?

Dream on..... Seriously

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 No.99327

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did you actually think YOUR generation's epic impotence hurts MY generation's feelings ?

lol

your failure is our comedy gold

like I said, Wendy and I both laughed at those two awkward misfit geeks

we didn't get angry...

we LAUGHED AT THEM

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 No.99391

everyone is very anti social now its funny

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 No.99393

slut

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 No.99480

>>99391

It had nothing to do with "being antisocial"

Being antisocial is an ABILITY

The two awkward misfit generation Z faggots were UNABLE

they had an INABILITY

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 No.99481

>>99391

And the only humorous part was thinking about the rest of their lives... We laughed our asses off, because they are still just as awkward at this very moment... As you are reading my words, they are somewhere in Georgia, completely incapable of handling a basic conversation, or something as simple as a stranger saying, "HELLO"

now THAT'S funny

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 No.99482

FACT: they didn't go 21 years without learning how to handle "HELLO", only to suddenly learn how to figure it out two years later

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 No.99483

God damn, I'm so hairy....

I've always been hairy. My chest is like a fucking jungle...

When I grow whiskers it's like steel wool

I'm covered head to toe in hair

So I shave my entire body every couple weeks with a pair of buzz clippers

Women like that

My wife likes it

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 No.99484

It appears it's time for me to shave my body again today

You got to give the ladies what they like, and then they'll give you what you want

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 No.99867

very submissive

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