LIST OF FUN BASEMENT ACTIVITIES:
- staring at yourself through your Samsung Tab A camera
- taking a series of identical blank stare 'selfies'
- creating a needlessly long thread that nobody will ever read, in which you claim to be a financial genius who begs for cigarette change "donations" in exchange for the secrets to world peace
- beg your mother for another cigarette
- take more selfies
- hope your mother takes a shower so you can run upstairs and steal food out of her fridge
- become God
- claim to be Billie Ellish
- claim to be Trent Reznor
- take more basement selfies