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 No.98607 [Last50 Posts]

If you've never tried IMPOSSIBLE BURGER, you don't know what you're missing! It's fuckingamazing!!

it's AMAZING !!!!!

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 No.98608

number one :

it tastes EXACTLY like beef

( Believe it or not, it actually tastes better than beef, but it's the exact same flavor, just cleaner)

number two :

it LOOKS exactly like beef

number three:

it COOKS exactly like beef

(it fills your kitchen with the exact smell of ground beef cooking in the skillet, even though there's no beef in it... it also bleeds as it cooks (beet juice)

it's fucking AMAZING!!

it's absolutely DEEELICIOUS !!

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 No.98609

WHAT DOES REAL BEEF HAVE

THAT IMPOSSIBLE BURGER DOESNT?

☆ FECAL BACTERIA

☆ TONS OF OTHER BACTERIA

☆ RANDOM INDISCRIMINATE VARIOUS ANTIBIOTICS

and

☆ "MEAT GLUE"

Transglutaminase is a "glue" that's used in the savage meat industry

it MELTS random chunks of meat together, making it appear as if it was one piece of meat

When you buy a steak at the store, you assume it's cut from one cow.. that's not true

Your steak is always a bunch of different scraps of meat that have been glued and melted together with Transglutaminase

meat is FILTHY

IMPOSSIBLE BURGER is clean as fuck

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 No.98610

You owe it to yourself to try it, just so you can say "you have tried it"...

It's guaranteed to be the most delicious hamburger you've ever cooked in your life, and if nobody told you it was impossible burger, you would never realize it wasn't ground beef

if you've ever had veggie burgers before, and you were left less than satisfied, impossible Burger is a completely different topic

they have RECREATED MEAT

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 No.98611

I just made a giant pot of badass spaghetti, loaded with big chunks of delicious impossible Burger in the sauce.

its SUPER filling... much more filling and satisfying than real beef

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 No.98612

lol you being a walking propaganda slut

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 No.98613

keep consuming little girl

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 No.98614

>>98612

perhaps..........

I'm a vegan, but you don't have to be vegan to enjoy this amazing new product

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 No.98615

I'll guess your wife made you vegan

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 No.98616

>>98613

says the adult malewho still hasn't seen a vagina in real life

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 No.98617

no I am not into inferior chemical sludge

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 No.98618

>>98615

no.... an LSD trip when I was 14 did

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 No.98619

>>98616 again man we get it pussy is very important for you its all that matters

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 No.98620

>>98617

Then continue eating the fecal bacteria.. I don't care if youLITERALLY EAT SHITor not....

that's YOUR problem

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 No.98621

>>98618 that explains a lot

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 No.98622

>>98619

You're the one calling other men "little girls"

So I'm just reminding you that according to 4 billion women, you're the littlest girl of them all

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 No.98623

>>98620 so you enjoy eating laboratory experiments the scientists jerk off in the back corner you know

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 No.98624

>>98622 its actually 3.8 billion

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 No.98625

Last time I checked, most little girls have seen more vagina than you

THEIR OWN VAGINA

That puts you down at the bottom of the list when it comes to little girls

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 No.98626

if you are gonna copy your master elvis at least get it right

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 No.98627

>>98623

If you're intelligent, you would be fascinated by the science behind this product

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 No.98628

>>98625

you would know alot about little girls pedophile

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 No.98629

The manufacturers of impossible Burger put a lot of work into determining what makes meat "meat"

what makes meat TASTE like meat

they realized its HEME

as in hemoglobin

the IRON in blood

So they patented a technique of extracting heme from plants

ITS FUCKING IDENTICAL

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 No.98630

>>98627

>fascinated by the science behind this product

this is the most nerdy phrase I have heard LOL

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 No.98631

no way you get pussy you are a liar

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 No.98632

>>98628

Says the man that doesn't know the difference between a pedophile or a hebephile

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 No.98633

men who get women don't speak like that

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 No.98634

>>98630

Apparently you don't get out very much

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 No.98635

nerds are not exactly on the top of the food chain

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 No.98636

usually they end of becoming victims actually

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 No.98637

>>98633

>>98635

how would YOU know anything about men who get pussy? LOL now you've made a fool out of yourself

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 No.98638

>>98632 dont worry I am not into 12 year olds I am actually into 13 year olds!

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 No.98639

Brilliant

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 No.98640

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER :

Notice that I didn't try to convince anybody to become a vegetarian or change their diet in any way shape or form

All I did was recommend a product for you to try one time

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 No.98641

You definitely get a lot of woman with that logic

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 No.98642

>>98640 you should work for them you will make a great spokesperson

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 No.98643

like a good little dog

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 No.98644

I'm not sure why somebody's ego would be SO FRAGILE, that they'd get offended if somebody simplyrecommends they try a product at the grocery store

It's like you think I'm trying to shove vegetarianism down your throat

lol nope.... not quite

I'm simply recommending an amazing product, and suggesting you try it ONE TIME, so you would be speaking from experience, instead of ignorance

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 No.98645

>>98642

Ask Mommy if she'll buy some for you next time she goes grocery shopping

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 No.98646

>>98644 I find it funny that someone would be this passionate about a fake meat product

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 No.98647

>>98643

I mean, obviously.. you don't do any grocery shopping, because you live with your mother

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 No.98648

>>98645 cant yours is at work today

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 No.98649

>>98646

lol you think THIS is "passionate"??

hahahaha

You really need to get out more often

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 No.98650

she had to work overtime for blowing a few too many co workers

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 No.98651

>>98649 you already said this

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 No.98652

>>98648

Unlike you, I've never been offended when somebody recommends something new to try

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 No.98653

do you not get bored of repeating yourself

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 No.98654

>>98651

Then obviously it's true

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 No.98655

>>98652 this whole site offends you

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 No.98656

>>98653

lol NO !!! not at all !!!

watch :

You really ought to try getting out more often

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 No.98657

You are the most sensitive fragile user on here by a landslide

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 No.98658

going on 50 post tangents on every thread

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 No.98659

>>98655

very little offends me

☆ stupidity

☆ intentionally stunted adulthood

Those are pretty much the only two things that bother me

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 No.98660

I have baited you more times than I can count

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 No.98661

>>98659 then why are you in a place like this LOL

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 No.98662

You must really be a masochist

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 No.98663

>>98658

>>98660

LOL @ THINKING IM ONLY GOING TO CREATE 50 POSTS !! HAHAHA

You don't know me very well, do you?

I usually like to go between 250 and 300, in the average thread

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 No.98664

these guys dont change my son

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 No.98665

they will keep posting schizophrenic threads till the end of time

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 No.98666

>>98661

because THIS ISMYLIVING ROOM

You're The Uninvited guest, not me

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 No.98667

thats all that they know to do

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 No.98668

>>98666 you walk into my site

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 No.98669

look..... I'm really sorry you were stupid enough to ALLOW yourself to get banned from 4chan

But I never invited you here

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 No.98670

suck off some niggers in the entryway

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 No.98671

and sneak out the back for some scraps

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 No.98672

>>98665

Since you don't understand psychology at all, obviously.. why don't you toss around a few other psychological terms, and demonstrate your lack of knowledge?

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 No.98673

>>98669 I am assuming you are also banned from there

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 No.98674

Since there's a lot more fresh meat for you there than here

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 No.98675

AGAIN, LITTLE MAN :

Ask your mommy to buy you a package of impossible Burger when she goes shopping

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 No.98676

>>98673

lol you couldn't pay me to go there

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 No.98677

>>98672 not a nerd aint doing that keep reading books

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 No.98678

>>98676 you can't handle it

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 No.98679

ANOTHER THING YOU'D LIKE :

CRYSTALLIZED GINGER

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 No.98680

LOL

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 No.98681

Little girl is scared of visiting 4chan

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 No.98682

why dont you

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 No.98683

dont be shy they wont bite

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 No.98684

If you've got a brain stem, I promise you will absolutely LOVE crystallized gunger

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 No.98685

oops

ginger*

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 No.98686

I hope you're joking if you're not that's actually quite pathetic

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 No.98687

4chans been snowflake garbage for years

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 No.98688

Really isn't too difficult to handle

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 No.98689

CRYSTALLIZED GINGER is just slixes of ginger root, dehydrated, and crystallized with a little SUGAR

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 No.98690

>>98675 as I said your mother is doing over time today read boy read

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 No.98691

Also stop dodging the question

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 No.98692

you dont have the balls to visit 4chan

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 No.98693

number one: it's DELICIOUS

it's addictive as fuck

SOOOOOOO ADDICTIVE!!!

number two: it's really really good for you

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 No.98694

you should totally visit

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 No.98695

ask your wife to hold your hand

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 No.98696

>>98690

By the way, your mother realizes you have a small penis.. your mother is a WOMAN....

a woman who has SEEN YOUR PENIS

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 No.98697

thats why you love it here since its so dead you dont have to worry about most people

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 No.98698

>>98690

And your mother's female friends have joked with her about your lack of a girlfriend

yes, she's your mother

but even moreso, she's a WOMAN

And women think it's weird that you still don't have a girlfriend

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 No.98699

because you cant bring yourself to go there

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 No.98700

seeing how you keep dodging this I see this is something you are very insecure about

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 No.98701

>>98690

Of course your mother's not going to tell you, because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings.. but there have been many times when her female friends have asked coyly, "so he STILL hasn't found a girlfriend?"

and they've all chuckled

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 No.98702

its ok andrew

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 No.98703

>>98700

If you think your mother hasn't made excuses and jokes and laughed about your lack of manhood, you're fooling yourself

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 No.98704

4chan wont hurt you

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 No.98705

>>98702

oh, it's much more than simply ok

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 No.98706

you need to face your fears

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 No.98707

like a man

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 No.98708

Trust me, big boy.. your mother has actually made little jokes about your lack of sexual prowess and acumen

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 No.98709

Because it's embarrassing when her friends make jokes about her son, the little girl

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 No.98710

Your mother used to be young.. your mother realizes there's something decidedly dysfunctional about you when it comes to becoming a man and finding a woman

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 No.98711

now you are copying me

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 No.98712

and parroting away

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 No.98713

Your mother used to be young, so she realizes at your age there's something extremely dysfunctional

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 No.98714

why is 4chan such a touchy subject for you

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 No.98715

did you get molested there

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 No.98716

When she was your age, she and her friends would have called you a sissy

or a "fairy"

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 No.98717

>>98713 raping your mother while she was a child was interesting

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 No.98718

She and her friends would have made jokes about you when you walked down the hallway

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 No.98719

not only did she not mind it she actually seemed to quite enjoy it

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 No.98720

looked me in the eyes to this was not her first time

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 No.98721

But now she's a mother, and you are her adult son

But the average 13-year-old boy has already surpassed you in the "getting girls" Department

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 No.98722

4chan really broke you huh little boy

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 No.98723

of all things thats your kryptonite

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 No.98724

Disappointed

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 No.98725

So she doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but with each passing weekend, as you sit there all alone in her spare bedroom....

She's becoming more and more convinced you are probably gay

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 No.98726

>>98722

It's really not surprising 4chan is so important to you.. LOL and you got banned like a bitch

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 No.98728

awwwwwww...... poor baby

he wasn't good enough for 4chan

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 No.98731

It really doesnt matter to me

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 No.98732

Since you don't have a job, maybe you should ask your Mommy if she will pay for the appropriate IP solution

Like nordvpn

Then you don't have to be the butthurt little Refugee anymore

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 No.98733

though it means a shit ton for you clearly

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 No.98734

>>98732 you do realize I know how to bypass ip bans faggot

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 No.98735

When you were born, your mother saw your penis

And she saw it several times subsequently

And now she sits and listens to the floor squeak as you masturbate in her spare bedroom every weekend

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 No.98736

I just dont post there often because the mods are highly sensitive

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 No.98737

>>98734

lol yet you can't get back in to sissychan

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 No.98738

still got more balls than you since I have been there

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 No.98739

>>98737 why would I want to

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 No.98740

Have you ever considered life outside of an image board?

Like maybe life between a girl's legs?

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 No.98741

>>98735 you really like my mother

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 No.98742

dont think she is your type

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 No.98743

>>98741

I've never met her, but I guarantee she would agree with every word I'm saying right now

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 No.98744

>>98740 that sounds boring

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 No.98745

and a waste of time and energy

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 No.98746

>>98742

I don't think she's my type either. She obviously raised a little boy

Who happens to be an adult

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 No.98747

>>98743 she would not have the patience to even read one of your threads

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 No.98748

which are pages long

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 No.98749

But nobody has to take my advice.. advice is not mandatory

So continue eating the feces and fecal bacteria in every bite of meat you consume

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 No.98750

>>98746 that little girl thing really affected you huh

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 No.98751

>>98747

Really? I assumed you got your attention deficit disorder from your father

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 No.98752

Didn't know you were made of eggshells

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 No.98753

truly I didnt mean to hurt your ego that badly

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 No.98754

in raping your mother you were the result

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 No.98755

>>98750

lol TROLLER RULE NUMBER ONE:

The victim will always claim to be the victimizer

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 No.98756

you should thank me

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 No.98757

she wanted to abort but I talked her out of it

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 No.98758

that's ALWAYS rule number one in the trailer handbook :

The victim will always claim to be the victimizer, every time without fail

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 No.98759

>>98755 you are the victim of this site

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 No.98760

that's ALWAYS rule number one in the TROLLER* handbook :

The victim will always claim to be the victimizer, every time without fail

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 No.98761

since every post gets you ranting like a schizophrenic for 30 minutes

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 No.98762

>>98759

I can live with that..

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 No.98763

>>98760 if you were an actual troll you would know there isn't even a handbook

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 No.98764

how do you talk so much out your ass

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 No.98765

>>98761

AGAIN : you don't know a goddamn thing about psychology whatsoever

You don't know anything about schizophrenia whatsoever

You're not a stupid man, but you should actually research things before you continue putting your foot into your mouth every time

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 No.98766

>>98762 LOL you can live being a victim

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 No.98767

>>98763

Did I ever claim to be a troll?

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 No.98768

I Pity honestly

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 No.98769

its alright trauma mainly heals with time

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 No.98770

poor little victim

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 No.98771

>>98768

Since when does "pity" mean "jack off incessantly in your mother's shower"?

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 No.98772

For real though how can you claim you can live being a victim

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 No.98773

lol yep... like I said :

I can live with the flawed opinions of an inexperienced child trapped in the body of an adult male

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 No.98774

That is the most submissive fragile thing I've heard

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 No.98775

>>98774

I don't doubt it, because you've never fucked a woman in your life

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 No.98776

"I got touched it's okay I can live with that"

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 No.98777

>>98774

Let's be honest.. nobody's ever been submissive for you before

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 No.98778

>>98773 don't try twisting it you know what you said

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 No.98779

>>98776

I can live with any of your opinions

The same way your mother lives with a closet homosexual living in her spare bedroom

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 No.98780

You clearly admitted to being content with being a victim

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 No.98781

Damn it why did I bust those nuts

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 No.98782

Your mother's content with being a victim also.. it's not like she has any choice

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 No.98783

I wanted to raise a man not a girl

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 No.98784

>>98781

Do you fantasize about ALL older men's testicles, or am I special?

Are you flirting with me again?

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 No.98785

>>98784

Talking about my own

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 No.98786

Stop thinking about your dick for 2 seconds faggot

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 No.98787

>>98783

Yep.. her female friends have joked about you, and I realize you would like to believe "she stood up for you"...

she didn't

Those are her friends, so she joked about you as well

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 No.98788

>>98782 yours really enjoyed rape

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 No.98789

She was a happy receiver

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 No.98790

>>98788

That doesn't surprise me

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 No.98791

>>98789

Not surprising, considering she's a prostitute

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 No.98792

Unlike you I didn't need mommy to stand up for me

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 No.98793

Only a mama's boy would be that dependent

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 No.98794

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 No.98795

So that's why you are the Way You Are

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 No.98796

Yep I realize in the back of your mind you would like to think your mother put her foot down, and stood up for you

But that's not how it happened

Those other women are her FRIENDS

And unlike you, they've paid their dues and lived their lives

He earned the right to joke about your lack of a girlfriend, and lack of any interest in finding a girlfriend

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 No.98797

It all makes sense now your mother is a whore

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 No.98798

A damn good one at that

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 No.98799

>>98792

You didn't have any choice in the matter

Her friends ridiculed you for being less than interested in girls

More than once I assure you

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 No.98800

>>98796 I never needed her too I'm not that weak

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 No.98801

Because while you've been sitting there in her spare bedroom, she's actually living her life

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 No.98802

only a weakling would need other people to fight their battles for them

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 No.98803

>>98800

BREAKING NEWS !!!

TO.... TWO.... TOO....

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 No.98804

Like a small animal who can't fend for itself

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 No.98805

>>98802

It wasn't a battle.. it was just some women making fun of their friend's son who has no interest in girls

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 No.98806

You were nowhere around at the time

It was more about your mother than it was about you

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 No.98807

I've actually had several of those conversations with my adult female friends before

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 No.98808

It was a metaphor I thought you were supposed to be the intelligent one

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 No.98809

>>98807 since your mother worked at a whore house I expected you to have a lot of experiences with females

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 No.98810

You should view the latest thread and address it

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 No.98811

I don't want you to chicken out of this

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 No.98812

Me and your mother wouldn't want that

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 No.98813

"so, I'm guessing he STILL hasn't found a girlfriend yet?"

(all-knowing smile)

and the women did NOT say, "hey, that's my son, don't you make any weird suggestions about him being gay!!"

nope..... in fact, THEY were the ones who made "sissy" jokes

WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH

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 No.98814

and if you think your MOMMY finds it telling.....

You should talk to some of the girls from school

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 No.98815

If you're 19, then you've still got a slim chance

But by the time you become 21, if you have no experience in this department,girls are going to find it VERY WEIRD

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 No.98816

>(all-knowing smile)

LOL you really are a little girl

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 No.98817

If you think girls are going to find it admirable, you're mistaken

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 No.98818

Typing and role-playing you fantasies out like that

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 No.98819

>>98816

whatever you say, LADIES MAN

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 No.98820

That's adorable

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 No.98821

Girls your age find it very creepy.. it's not cute, it's not charming, it's not Noble.. it's not admirable

At age 19, they'll assume you're just a coward

But by age 21, they'll write you off as a homosexual

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 No.98822

ANNOUNCEMENT :

No young woman is going to be interested in teaching you how to interact with females

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 No.98823

Nobody wants to go on the Dance Floor with somebody who's never danced before

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 No.98824

is life all about getting girls for you

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 No.98825

Summer is coming to an end, and you still never even laid any ground work

You still haven't tried yet

Not very smart

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 No.98826

you are starting to put me to sleep this is all you talk about

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 No.98827

pretty closed minded I wont lie

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 No.98828

>>98824

HOW TO SPOT THE HOMOSEXUAL MALE :

He's an adult, who thinks getting pussy is not that important

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 No.98829

to see someone experience a tiny faction of life

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 No.98830

>>98827

LOL

Thank you for demonstrating your proclivity towards homosexuality

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 No.98831

>>98828 you have no experience with faggots

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 No.98832

And neither do I

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 No.98833

>>98831

You're giving me more experience than I would have ever desired

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 No.98834

didnt you say you really enjoy sucking black cock

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 No.98835

how can someone who is into females say this with a straight face

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 No.98836

>>98831

AGAIN : by the time you have turned 21, they are going to write you off as a homosexual

the "oh, he's just scared" days of 19 will be a distant memory when you're 21

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 No.98837

It's okay homosexual it's easier now than ever

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 No.98838

AGAIN : every bite of me you've ever eaten was literally coated with fecal bacteria

FECES

Feel free to continue eating shit

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 No.98839

You won't be judged as harshly

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 No.98840

I am not into dudes but maybe you swing that way

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 No.98841

Speech to text typos LOL

AGAIN : every bite ofMEAT*you've ever eaten was literally coated with fecal bacteria

FECES

Feel free to continue eating shit

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 No.98842

>>98838

you can always be crying me a river any day

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 No.98843

I'll let the big tough man who's never been with a woman continue eating his feces burgers

Instead of bruising his little fragile ego

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 No.98844

I think you have a kink for repeating yourself

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 No.98845

Probably insanity

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 No.98846

>>98842

I would tell you to eat shit, but you've been eating plenty of it with every bite of meat you've ingested

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 No.98847

>>98846 I feel like you would love scat

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 No.98848

So instead of telling you to eat shit, I'll simply suggest you CONTINUE eating shit

Just because they spray it off with a hose doesn't mean the fecal bacteria is gone

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 No.98849

This shit fetish of yours is definitely going to take you

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 No.98850

many places

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 No.98851

>>98847

Whatever you say little dick..

Don't believe me?.. open the door to your mother's spare bedroom and holler down the hall to her :

"mommy?... is my penis small?"

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 No.98852

Later I'm going to show you how to make your own homemade crystallized ginger

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 No.98853

it BURNS.....

Crystallized ginger is absolutely delicious, but it burns like a mother fucker

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 No.98855

It will have you gasping for air.. tears coming out of your eyes.. but you won't be able to stop eating it

it's ADDICTIVE AS FUCK !!!

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 No.98856

me and you always end up topping the replies on this board dont we little girl

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 No.98857

>>98853 sounds like bootleg meth

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 No.98858

Have you smoked meth

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 No.98859

it's SO DAMN GOOD !!!

I was never a big Ginger fan... in fact, I didn't like ginger at all

then I are a slice of crystallized ginger

and KABOOM !!!

I ATE AN ENTIRE CONTAINER OF IT

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 No.98860

>>98857

>>98858

Actually, it sounds absolutely nothing like meth whatsoever

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 No.98861

I'm guessing that's one of your "it sounds like getting your dick sucked" faux pas?

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 No.98862

yeah its a candy

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 No.98863

Because obviously, you don't know what it's like to experience either one

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 No.98864

Fun fact when they were filming Breaking Bad the meth was actually cotton candy flavored rock candy

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 No.98865

>>98862

crystallized ginger IS indeed a candy

but like no other

Because it's just 100% ginger, with a little bit of sugar sprinkled on it

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 No.98866

>>98863 got too much experience

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 No.98867

>>98864

fun fact: I know Aaron Paul

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 No.98868

>>98865

There's plenty of types of gingered candy

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 No.98869

>>98867 yeah you made something for him the other day you told me

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 No.98870

>>98866

When it comes to getting your dick sucked, trust me.. there's no such thing as too much experience

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 No.98871

Too bad you never got to meet bryan cranston

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 No.98872

>>98870

So you never tried changing it up a little bit

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 No.98873

>>98869

His mother named him after Elvis Aaron presley, and I painted a portrait of Elvis for him

>>98868

It's not gingered candy.. and it's not candied ginger

it's DEHYDRATED GINGER SLICES

With just a little bit of sugar sprinkled on it

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 No.98874

Surely after the 50th time you would get a little bored

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 No.98875

>>98871

No, I've never met Brian Cranston.. that is correct

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 No.98876

>>98873

They do that with oranges and other fruit too

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 No.98877

>>98874

surely ?...... lol

ahhhh, inexperience

that's adorable

By the way, you are the only thing standing between you and experience

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 No.98878

>>98876

yes...... but THEY ARENT GINGER

Ginger is more closely related to garlic

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 No.98879

>>98875 other than Elvis for you who would be the guy dead or alive that you would want to meet

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 No.98880

and hang around with

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 No.98881

>>98879

Painting portraits of Elvis got me backstage with pink floyd, Mick jagger, Paul mccartney, and a long list of other internationally famous celebrities

I'll stick with what works

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 No.98882

From Hank Williams Jr to Roy Orbison to Tom Petty to Jay Leno to Run DMC to Andy Kaufman and even Robert Goulet

I know what works

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 No.98883

It's not my fault that you've got no taste

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 No.98885

It's your lack of experience that holds you back

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 No.98886

I'm jumping in the shower real quick and then I'm going to remind Ashley Schneider how many days she has left before she goes to jail

I'll see you in a little bit

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 No.98887

experience has never been a problem I have a pretty weird taste honestly for most things food media

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 No.98888

Have you even thought about what you going to do after the whole trial is over on this site

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 No.98893

back

I forgot to mention painting Elvis portraits is exactly how I got hired as ZZ Top's art director at Warner Bros, getting paid $3,500 per day

(and there were days I got paid $10,500)

yep..... painting Elvis

Maybe you should try drawing pictures of the Mandalorian for celebrities and see where it gets you

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 No.98894

>>98888

lol I've been doing this since before you were born

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 No.98895

who would've ever guessed that Billy Gibbons is a HUGE ELVIS FANATIC ?

A: me

I guessed it

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 No.98896

>>98888

yes.... I'm going to continue being THE MOST ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT you've ever seen..

just like I've been doing since day one

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 No.98897

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>>98887

that'sEGG ZACK LEEwhy I recommended you try this

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 No.98898

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>>98887

trust me..... this ain't no "dehydrated apricot" or "banana chips"

this shit is FIRE.. .

Both metaphorically and literally.. it will light you up

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 No.98899

Just because you stumbled in here when I was midcourse in torturing Ashley, don't assume I'm a one trick pony

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 No.98900

however..... I indeedAMthe only motherfucker who's persistent enough to take her through a DAILY COUNTDOWN

Nobody else has that type of tenacity

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 No.98901

you simply weren't here to witness the river of douchebags I sent packing prior to your belated arrival

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 No.98904

>>98901 Oh I was

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 No.98905

I have seen countless users quit the site cause of it

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 No.98906

Just natural selection

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 No.98908

>>98900

no argument there your dedication for fucking with people is huge

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 No.98909

As for all things only time will tell what happens next

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