No.97735
I'm on a low carb diet, so tonight it's
A HANDFUL OF SNOT
it's already salty, bit I'd recommend crackers
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No.97736
>>97735
oh my goodness !!
I'm a mystical PALM READING MESSIAH-SAVIOR
I read palms
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No.97738
>>97735
this is your LIFE LINE....
you've got a really big, thick, wide life
with a bully fat head on top
your life could stretch my asshole out like a Home Depot Clearance Sale
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No.97739
>>97735
and this one is called your GRATITUDE LINE
this tells me that you're thankful, even when everything is working against you
but then again, I haven't bathed in 29 months
so what do I know?
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No.97740
DISCLAIMER : the Mystical Palm Reader Ashley Schneider is experiencing a Tablet Battery Issue
the next palm reading will be performed by a substitute
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No.97741
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No.97742
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No.97743
your life line made me wet
your gratitude line made me bum a cigarette
the caveman made me think about fucking bill gates for the first time in 7 weeks
butYOUR SNOT LINE IS PERFECT!!
in fact, will you please blow your nose into my vagina?
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No.97744
>>97743
are you really Ashley?
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No.97745
>>97741
it took me a minute, but I figured it out
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No.97746
>>97743
it's called a "job"
find one
your mother and I don't care if you suck dick behind an Arby's
FIND ONE
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No.97747
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