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File: dd91dd7bc1ad279⋯.jpg (305.11 KB,738x1050,123:175,death_bearing_machine_hr_g….jpg)

 No.97393

make sure you find alot of good people to call tomorrow

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 No.97395

File: f63fa769210faa0⋯.jpg (587.46 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Picsart_23_08_25_18_57_32_….jpg)

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 No.97396

File: 865892f376bb92a⋯.jpg (540.25 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Picsart_23_08_25_19_02_13_….jpg)

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 No.97397

File: e7d721b94059047⋯.jpg (617.36 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Picsart_23_08_25_19_10_11_….jpg)

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 No.97398

File: edb6cd3f7899bf2⋯.jpg (513.73 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Picsart_23_08_25_19_16_01_….jpg)

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 No.97399

gigers underrated

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 No.97400

>>97399

I disagree completely..

In fact, he's so widely known and referenced, that he's pretty much mainstream

JOEL PETER WITKIN

is VERY underrated

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 No.97401

>>97399

And I realize that's comparing apples and BMWs, but when I said Joel Peter Witkin is extremely underrated, it was really my way of encouraging you to check out his work

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 No.97402

But then again, I suppose it's inherent for Joel Peter Witkin to be underrated, especially considering he creates his paintings with photography of deformed people, corpses, and everything in between

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 No.97403

But all of the Corpses he poses and photographs agreed to having their body be used by him before they died...

In fact, at the back of his amazing coffee table book GODS OF EARTH & HEAVEN, he has the most fascinating "model search" waiver application you could ever imagine..

He's very specific.. you can't be just the average deformed person.. you have to have at least three faces, or at least five arms, with two of them being "lobster claw" ectrodactyly...

He's not looking for the average deformed person or corpse

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 No.97405

File: 0ae73001cd13550⋯.png (839.29 KB,886x938,443:469,Screenshot_20230825_192852….png)

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 No.97406

TRUE STORY :

When I was 11 years old, I saw the results of a man who had jumped from the 17th floor of a building and landed on the concrete below

It would be easy for people to assume that snapped my mind, and made me become demented, but it's not true

In fact, I was fascinated from a scientific point of view

I saw teeth, still attached to broken sections of gums & facial bones... the entire enchilada

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 No.97407

If you're wondering what an 11-year-old kid is doing walking by a splattered 17th floor suicide, you could say I just so happened to be at the right place at the wrong time

Or vice versa

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 No.97408

do I like Gore?......

hahaha no of course not

There's nothing artistic or scientific about gore.. that's nothing more than the manifestation of certain individuals frustration and anger at being so lonely

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 No.97409

The strangest part? I actually knew the person who jumped from the 17th story window

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 No.97410

>>97399

If you know what's good for you, then you will prepare to get ready to start beginning to find some mighty fine people, then wait 24 hours, and give them a ring

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 No.97411

>>97399

....or not

Instead, you might want to go to an animal shelter and adopt a cat that would otherwise be euthanized

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 No.97412

>>97399

And before you go to an animal shelter, maybe you should get ready to find a good cat, and bring him home in 24 hours

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 No.97413

File: a7942457a66c2b9⋯.jpeg (129.8 KB,800x904,100:113,UCW6GSKKKNF4XKMCQJAYJAJCV….jpeg)

File: 1deac0bc20106ad⋯.jpeg (95.34 KB,800x779,800:779,MCTFPONPSZB25G5RPOY722HTY….jpeg)

File: 61774d57c351c94⋯.jpeg (85.83 KB,650x647,650:647,PEUVOAIW55G6LEHLWHIM7F2P4….jpeg)

File: 9731869c4c2a4aa⋯.jpeg (110.45 KB,800x794,400:397,I22FHRU2XJH7LLJJDFXFJB2VP….jpeg)

witkin "paints" absolutely gorgeous neoclassical exquisitry, by posing his models and photographing them in a style that seems reminiscent of the great Masters

WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT WITKIN:

What's there NOT to love?

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 No.97414

File: b2ab58a5971e256⋯.jpeg (71.51 KB,900x1083,300:361,NZGLZRBOFFGLVEWYFOH2S4MDY….jpeg)

File: 86e18f287166f22⋯.jpeg (142.06 KB,800x699,800:699,BRWPTKSC3JGEBH53AS5A43QDO….jpeg)

File: 5375731aa24129c⋯.jpeg (131.35 KB,800x654,400:327,ZVW6EJ2FS5DVXE6AU2C7NXZAY….jpeg)

He's a mother fucking genius

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 No.97415

If you want to know the secret to attracting women, it's really simple:

BEHAVE LIKE A CAT

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 No.97416

By now, you may or may not have already realized that 9 inch nails copied Joel Peter witkins style in Reznor's videos

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 No.97417

It's the hating like a cat doesn't attract her, that means she's a dog person

translation:

You don't want anything to do with her

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 No.97418

CAT PEOPLE : appreciate everything for its own individuality

DOG PEOPLE: feel threatened by individuality and require everything to be categorized into boxes

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 No.97420

CAT PEOPLE : inherently love all animals

DOG PEOPLE: think other forms of life should serve them somehow

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 No.97421

CAT PEOPLE : fluid, mysterious, confident, un-needy.... good in bed

DOG PEOPLESUCK IN BED

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 No.97422

Interesting

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 No.97423

File: 5161a1c130fc214⋯.jpg (51.94 KB,485x335,97:67,IMG_20230825_195832.jpg)

My head itches. I think this new shampoo might be drying out my scalp?

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 No.97424

NOTE TO SELF:

Maybe you should start proofreading when you're using speech to text?

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 No.97425

File: e501e544ebf14f2⋯.png (653.53 KB,1715x1080,343:216,Picsart_23_08_25_20_02_54_….png)

REPLY TO SELF:

Why the fuck would I do that?

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 No.97426

You're 19.. you're still good....

But don't let it reach 21

Or it will be like wearing a neon sign

And they'll think there's something wrong

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 No.97427

trust me on this one :

After the age of 21, they're going to find it really creepy

they're NOT going to want to become a teacher

They're looking for someone who knows how to dance

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 No.97428

That means you should already be laying the groundwork

Because it's going to take time to finish the construction

So realistically speaking, you need to be laying the foundation ad load bearing supports

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 No.97429

Don't Corner yourself into the paint

Relax but keep moving forward

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 No.97430

Companies spend millions and millions of dollars advertising their products for a reason

because it pays off

And McDonald's doesn't advertise hamburgers with used underwear and skidmarks....

PACKAGE YOURSELF

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 No.97431

wrap yourself in THE BEST VERSION OF YOU

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 No.97432

get ready to find some intelligent women to call before 2025

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 No.97517

already have

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