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File: f34bc31b4166d07⋯.png (1.9 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Screenshot_104_.png)

 No.97060 [Last50 Posts]

SUCK THAT CLIT

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 No.97061

>>97060

her legs are SO FAT, and her shirt is pulled down soyou can't see any "camel toes", idiot

lol @ you saying "SUCK THAT CLIT"

you'veneverseen a vagina in real life

because women laugh at you

women laugh in your face

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 No.97062

>>97060

what kind of nasty bus were you riding in, Little Man?

LOL @ the cheap fan attached to the ceiling

lol your people can't afford Air Conditioning ?

hahahaha

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 No.97063

>>97060

you have never seen a vagina

and you have no vagina on the horizon

because no woman will

give you the time of day

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 No.97064

>>97060

my wife just told me that even your mother's friends make jokes about your lack of masculinity

my wife says "WOMEN KNOW A SISSY WHEN THEY SEE ONE", and she just told me "even mother's make fun of their effeminate sons"

becauseeverybody that knows you realizes you'll never find a woman

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 No.97065

File: 4848782991767cc⋯.png (172.38 KB,364x496,91:124,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.97066

File: 8ad4d0d917d8c66⋯.png (2.58 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.97067

File: 99cdaf2eaf70399⋯.jpg (788.8 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899560532.jpg)

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 No.97068

File: 90de78a31191206⋯.jpg (793.04 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899474635.jpg)

next stop

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 No.97069

File: 89c3830d85fdce3⋯.jpg (825.79 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899541684.jpg)

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 No.97070

File: c01698abc0ae1e0⋯.jpg (950.58 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899613351.jpg)

next stop

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 No.97071

File: 1bb646f712d5776⋯.jpg (927.92 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899695643.jpg)

camel toes..... right, Little Man?

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 No.97072

File: 7369683ce973054⋯.jpg (974.33 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899786827.jpg)

next stop, dumbass!!

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 No.97073

File: 9a47459f0e218c5⋯.jpg (821.59 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899725207.jpg)

CAMELTOES, little man

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 No.97074

File: 30b03cceb8464a5⋯.jpg (799.43 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899736956.jpg)

>>97060

next stop, FUCKFACE FAGGOT

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 No.97075

File: 4f2f04f5061b526⋯.jpg (732.58 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899263817.jpg)

>>97060

even your mother knows....

you're just one of the girls

you'll never be a man

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 No.97076

File: 44959e7c1e953cb⋯.jpg (916.8 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899640772.jpg)

>>97060

next stop, GAY DUDE

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 No.97077

File: 4e7bbf14ddbecdd⋯.jpg (885.51 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899527189.jpg)

vrooooom !!

right, dirtbag?

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 No.97078

File: 27065ad21199ff4⋯.jpg (785.69 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899664316.jpg)

>>97060

NEXT STOP, ABDUL

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 No.97079

File: 2ee6da74f760eb3⋯.jpg (699.01 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899287172.jpg)

>>97060

you'll ALWAYS be your mother's special little girl, won't you dude?

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 No.97080

File: ea917940897565a⋯.jpg (733.01 KB,1280x1280,1:1,1692899369852.jpg)

>>97060

after all, your mother is well aware you'll never find a girlfriend or wife...

and you'll have a series of boyfriends instead

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 No.97081

File: 460b40f12c85834⋯.png (2.07 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.97082

File: e353401d70a123c⋯.jpg (216.52 KB,818x1446,409:723,Picsart_23_08_24_14_19_41_….jpg)

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 No.97083

File: 28279f91078a188⋯.png (1.49 MB,1080x1920,9:16,Picsart_23_08_24_14_17_30_….png)

>>97081

lol look at her expression, faggot

she thinks you're a homosexual

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 No.97084

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 No.97085

File: c4ae83128bcd9d3⋯.png (1.53 MB,1442x1080,721:540,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.97086

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 No.97087

File: 1054d101f3b8031⋯.png (1.51 MB,1205x1080,241:216,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.97088

File: ce8b7800f54bf0f⋯.png (293.51 KB,465x827,465:827,Picsart_23_08_24_14_32_40_….png)

not if you were the last man on earth

and she's not even pretty

...................she's fat

she's a fat pig with

big infected cystic acne

barely even mediocre

but she can still do better than you

even on her worst day

she's better than you

you disgust her

you can see it in her eyes

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 No.97089

>>97088

she is a whore and she should die

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 No.97091

File: 11471e6c69aa47d⋯.jpg (78.34 KB,612x612,1:1,istockphoto_93209978_612x6….jpg)

>>97087

>>97089

She's a pig and you're a bore

You are an insignificant ball of dirt

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 No.97092

File: fe10283f9240269⋯.png (35.24 KB,192x204,16:17,ClipboardImage.png)

>>97090

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 No.97093

File: ba7733f59ddd890⋯.png (1.2 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_08_24_14_30_13_….png)

>>97089

To hell with the fat ugly pig

THIStells the REAL STORY

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 No.97094

File: 6755921336dfa99⋯.png (937.79 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_08_24_14_31_52_….png)

your "women" are all so ugly, that it's customary for them to hide their hideous faces....

HINT: you are subprimates

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 No.97096

>>97092

AGAIN: you can't see her pelvis, because her legs are so fat

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 No.97097

File: 36f6a5b29cbf35f⋯.png (71.37 KB,1080x2265,72:151,Screenshot_20230824_144716….png)

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 No.97098

File: cd45b4d1fb9b0b4⋯.png (247.83 KB,1080x2265,72:151,Screenshot_20230824_144634….png)

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 No.97099

File: 9f330e09b53d098⋯.png (462.02 KB,1080x2265,72:151,Screenshot_20230824_144628….png)

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 No.97100

File: c2e360ff5e2d905⋯.png (685.22 KB,1080x2265,72:151,Screenshot_20230824_144617….png)

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 No.97101

File: b9c655d3d2b4fdf⋯.png (875.22 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_20180612_220230.png)

File: ff08e586963642f⋯.png (913.18 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_20180612_220121.png)

File: 62119c4222982d6⋯.png (1.79 MB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_20180612_220205.png)

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 No.97103

File: e248e6571f09ca6⋯.png (1.59 MB,1205x1080,241:216,Picsart_23_08_24_14_53_44_….png)

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 No.97104

you are very familiar with

the way she looked down

her nose at you

Women have been looking down their noses at you for your entire life, so you're very familiar with it, of course

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 No.97105

And that's why you're such a frustrated little man

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 No.97106

That's why you're angry

You're even angry with your mother, because you have not been a good son, and you have made your mother's life unhappy

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 No.97107

You were an angry young boy

You've always been problematic

And of course, you are an angry frustrated adult

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 No.97108

But you're really angry with yourself for being a coward your entire life

You're angry at yourself for allowing yourself to live life as a coward

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 No.97109

Nothing has really changed since you were a little boy..

You are still a welcome mat, a meek, diminutive, cowering little irrelevance

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 No.97110

The way you talk about sex is strange

It's not the way adults talk...

Not at all...

That's the way little boys talk

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 No.97111

the fact that you thought typing

"camel toe suck that clit" sounded

like a normal thing to say proves

that you've never had eex before

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 No.97112

NUMBER ONE, THE TERM IS "CAMEL TOES", becauseit requires more than one toeto have the cleft between them

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 No.97113

ONE TOE : more like a dick

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 No.97115

NUMBER TWO:

you talk like a 5 year old

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 No.97119

File: adc1e224bf39d86⋯.jpg (595.44 KB,1080x1920,9:16,1692793950013.jpg)

You literally have all of the social and sexual Acumen of the average 5-year-old boy

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 No.97121

NUMBER THREE :

you are ADVERTISING your SEXUAL FAILURE

It seems like you are proud of being impotent

Instead of bragging about your victories, you literallyadvertise your failures

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 No.97123

That's like Coca-Cola creating an advertisement that says it gives you diarrhea, and nobody likes it anymore

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 No.97124

NUMBER FOUR :

YOU ARE THE REASON WOMEN DONT LIKE YOU

It's not because of money or fancy cars or having a big dick

you wish it was, but it's not

It's not about women being stupid bitches or whores or sluts

nope......

it's aboutYOU

women DONT LIKEYOU

You're the reason women don't like you, and won't give you the time of day

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 No.97125

Little frustrated angry confused men like you always blame the world for their own self-imposed problems

always ALWAYS

Because you're not man enough to assume responsibility for your own stupid mistake and shortcomings

You're a social failure, who still doesn't know how to fit in

And you blame society instead of Simply admitting that you are too stupid to figure it out...

And of of course,

as you have demonstrated....

you're a LOSER with the LADIES

And of course you blame the women

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 No.97126

You're not a bad person necessarily

you're simply a COWARD

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 No.97127

You're a coward who doesn't have the balls to face himself in the mirror and be honest with himself

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 No.97128

And women can see the coward in your eyes

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 No.97129

AGAIN:

WOMEN CAN SEE

THE COWARD........ IN YOUR EYES

And that's the expression you captured in the photograph of the fat pig

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 No.97130

but here's the GOOD NEWS :

you CAN stop being a douchebag!!

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 No.97131

100% TRUE !!!!

you CAN stop behaving like a loser

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 No.97132

becauseYOUcontrol your behavior

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 No.97133

You can actually beginright now

You don't have to wait until next week.. or tomorrow.. or later tonight

YOU CAN START BEHAVING COOLRIGHT NOW, DUMBASS

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 No.97134

......here, fool..... I'll help you :

1 : stop behaving like a brain-injured 5 year old boy

2 : start behaving like a MAN

see how easy that was?

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 No.97135

trust me, dude.......

the "LOOK AT ME!! I CANT GET ANY PUSSY!!" thing is embarrassing as fuck, but you don't realize it yet

You are literally calling attention to the fact thatyou still haven't figured out how to attract women

That's not something you should be advertising... trust me

That's nothing to be "bragging about"

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 No.97136

>>97060

And if you're the type of human being who doesn't realize how awkward your behavior appears to other people, then obviously the entire "look at me fail with women!" routine is justthe tip of the iceberg

I just realized.. you probably don't know what an iceberg is, do you?

I'd imagine ice is very rare in India

Just like water and hygiene in general

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