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File: 565a073820bcf74⋯.png (1.14 MB,1080x2176,135:272,Screenshot_20230820_175240….png)

 No.96493

where's Timmy? why aren't there any new "best guitar solo ever" threads?

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 No.96495

File: fd41a0fa3a3ae55⋯.jpg (60.07 KB,550x413,550:413,niggers_are_my_slaves.jpg)

Timmy's in jail for molesting the neighbor's 7 year old boy. He got caught sneaking into the open bedroom window. Now he's getting gang raped by a pack of rabid niggers down at the county jail.

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 No.96496

>>96493

You haven't heard? Timmy's dead.

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 No.96498

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I sure am gonna miss his timeless "this is the best guitar solo ever" threads....

even though all of them featured the same guitar solo

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 No.96502

File: eaaab2744cfd59b⋯.jpg (58.85 KB,640x319,640:319,blackmeninprison_chaingang….jpg)

The niggers raped him to death

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 No.96503

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>>96498

Jim Watkins' talented reporter Philip Fairbanks played my favorite guitar solo in his famous Tom Petty cover song.

in my opinion, it's my favorite.

prove me wrong

ProTip: exactly

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 No.96506

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>>96502

niggers be crazy.....

crazy 'bout elvis

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 No.96507

I met Tom Petty....

he was a HUUUUGE Elvis fanatic...

I'm talking about Huge....

I painted a portrait of Elvis for him

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 No.96508

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the chick in the Free Fallin' video was HOT AS FUCK !!!

probably not anymore

that was a long time ago

I haven't watched this video yet

let's fund out what she looks like now

we can do it together

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 No.96509

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I've never watched Agent Elvis

and don't intend to

but I tell people I have

it makes them shut up

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 No.96510

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Elvis used to fuck THIRTY-FIVE WOMEN at a time

100% true

it was like a revolving door

there would be hundreds of women in Graceland, and Elvis would pick the ones he wanted, and they'd be sent upstairs in groups of 35

the bodyguards got to pick and choose from the leftovers then they'd DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

this pattern became the norm

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 No.96511

>>96510

as a guitarist, I can honestly say that Walter Becker's guitar solo in that song is COMPLETELY INSANE

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 No.96512

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Elvis got SO MUCH PUSSY that it became a chore

it had lost its Lustre

so he trained his chimpanzee Scatter

to jack off in women's faces

100% true

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 No.96513

The more you know about Elvis

The more you know about yourself

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 No.96514

>>96493

I sure hope Timmy's mother is handing it well

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 No.96517

File: c52a1b8155d8552⋯.jpg (30.09 KB,315x315,1:1,Elvis_Gold_Records_Vol_2_o….jpg)

for anybody who doesn't understand the human race's attraction to Elvis:

this album was released in 1959

it speaks for itself

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 No.96518

FACT: there are more Elvis fans now than there were the day you were born

his popularity has continued growing ever since 1956

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