No.96493
where's Timmy? why aren't there any new "best guitar solo ever" threads?
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No.96495
Timmy's in jail for molesting the neighbor's 7 year old boy. He got caught sneaking into the open bedroom window. Now he's getting gang raped by a pack of rabid niggers down at the county jail.
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No.96496
>>96493
You haven't heard? Timmy's dead.
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No.96498
I sure am gonna miss his timeless "this is the best guitar solo ever" threads....
even though all of them featured the same guitar solo
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No.96502
The niggers raped him to death
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No.96503
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>>96498
Jim Watkins' talented reporter Philip Fairbanks played my favorite guitar solo in his famous Tom Petty cover song.
in my opinion, it's my favorite.
prove me wrong
ProTip: exactly
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No.96506
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>>96502
niggers be crazy.....
crazy 'bout elvis
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No.96507
I met Tom Petty....
he was a HUUUUGE Elvis fanatic...
I'm talking about Huge....
I painted a portrait of Elvis for him
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No.96508
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the chick in the Free Fallin' video was HOT AS FUCK !!!
probably not anymore
that was a long time ago
I haven't watched this video yet
let's fund out what she looks like now
we can do it together
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No.96509
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I've never watched Agent Elvis
and don't intend to
but I tell people I have
it makes them shut up
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No.96510
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Elvis used to fuck THIRTY-FIVE WOMEN at a time
100% true
it was like a revolving door
there would be hundreds of women in Graceland, and Elvis would pick the ones he wanted, and they'd be sent upstairs in groups of 35
the bodyguards got to pick and choose from the leftovers then they'd DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
this pattern became the norm
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No.96511
>>96510
as a guitarist, I can honestly say that Walter Becker's guitar solo in that song is COMPLETELY INSANE
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No.96512
Elvis got SO MUCH PUSSY that it became a chore
it had lost its Lustre
so he trained his chimpanzee Scatter
to jack off in women's faces
100% true
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No.96513
The more you know about Elvis
The more you know about yourself
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No.96514
>>96493
I sure hope Timmy's mother is handing it well
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No.96517
for anybody who doesn't understand the human race's attraction to Elvis:
this album was released in 1959
it speaks for itself
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No.96518
FACT: there are more Elvis fans now than there were the day you were born
his popularity has continued growing ever since 1956
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