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No.96258
CARS' Guitarist Elliot Easton
song: SHAKE IT UP
this is hands down THE most surgically precise, short, sweet and MATHEMATICALLY CORRECT guitar solo ever recorded...
the song "shake it up" isNOTa good song.... it's garbage, in fact...
but the GUITAR SOLOISTHE BEST ON EARTH !!!
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No.96272
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No.96277
OP you should probably just kill yourself, no one cares about your shitty taste in music
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No.96328
>>96277
hello. I am OPs mother. I'm saddened to inform you that my son committed suicide last night after reading your comment.
he was my only child. he had plans of becoming a doctor, or a lawyer, or an astronaut, or maybe even a cowboy.
Timmy was a good boy. your needlessly cruel words damaged my son's self-esteem beyond the point of no return, because his entire measure of self-worth revolved around his musical tastes, and I feel your suggestion that my son commit suicide seems less like 'friendly advice' than it does borderline malice.
Timmy's father and I certainly hope you have learned from your mistake, and that you will think about this tragic outcome the next time you offer advice online.
Thank You,
Elizabeth Van Matterhorn
(Timmy's mother)
P.S. Timmy didn't have any real life friends, so if you'd like to attend the funeral, it would seem like he was popular. in fact, bring as many friends as possible. maybe even a girl.
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No.96329
>>96328
Mrs. VonMatterhorn, I knew your son Timmy from here in 8chan. I am a big fan of his Musical Taste Threads.
I was worried this morning when I didn't see Timmy in here, and within an hour, I started to suspect something terrible had happened.
My condolences for your family in this time of great sorrow. Timmy was a really good kid.
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No.96330
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If it weren't for Timmy, I would have never heard this song before. I owe it all to Timmy Von Matterhorn.
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No.96331
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No.96332
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No.96333
>>96328
I'm pretty sure Jesus was a Christian and he'd want you to find forgiveness in your heart.
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No.96334
>>96277
that nice young man was correct. Timmy sure had some quality friends in here! I'm proud of you boys.
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No.96335
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No.96336
>>96335
that doesn't even make sense.
who tells THEMSELVES to quit samefagging???
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No.96337
>>96277
I hope you're proud of yourself, mister!
look what you've done with your careless cruelty! Miss Matterhorn has lost a son, 8kun has lost a "musical taste fürher", and everybody's lost a legendary online friend.
what did YOU lose?...... your dignity
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No.96338
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>>96258
Timmy, I'm gonna miss you, man. I can't believe this is really happening. It seems like a bad dream. As a tribute to your amazing musical taste, I'm going to post this video you told me about a long time ago.
and as always, you were correct when you said at 2:20 this song becomes one of the best things ever recorded.
RIP, Timmy. you'll never be forgotten
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No.96339
>>96277
nigger.... YOU killed our friend Timmy.
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No.96340
>>96335
that was probably you talking to yourself.
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No.96341
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>>96277
this song has the world's best lead violin solo.
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No.96342
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No.96345
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No.96349
timmy fucks his own mom fyi
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No.96362
>>96272
So I'm guessing it's safe to assume you don't know how to play guitar?
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No.96363
>>96349
he USED to.....
but not anymore, thanks to that rude young man!
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No.96364
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>>96328
Mrs. Von Matterhorn,
I always looked up to your son timmy, and he taught me everything I know about "having musical taste". If it wasn't for your son, I would have never known that this song becomes amazing at 2:02, and my life would be a much bleaker place right now.
I'm really sorry for your loss, and I'm pretty miffed at >>96277 right now.
That was a very irresponsible thing for him to have suggested to a vulnerable impressionable kid like Timmy!
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No.96365
>>96328
I don't know about these other guys, but I think your son was a douchebag
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No.96366
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>>96328
Don't listen to the naysayers, Elizabeth... they're just angry because they don't know how to play guitar.. Timmy was one of the world's best "I know the best lead guitar solo" experts on earth...
and now he's gone..... forever
And things will never be the same in here again. He was the glue the rest of us would cling to so desperately.
this is TRAGIC
You don't mind if I call you Elizabeth, do you?
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No.96367
>>96334
I've really got to admit, I found it rather inspirational that you found it in your heart to forgive that thoughtless rude young man with the horrible life advice.
what does Mr. Von Matterhorn think about this entire ordeal?
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No.96369
>>96368
I see.... hmm... I don't blame him..
As many times as I've come to this board looking for advice on the best lead guitar solo, I can honestly say I felt almost like I knew Timmy...
But I don't even know what Timmy looked like
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No.96370
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No.96371
>>96368
I couldn't help but notice that both you and your husband seem to shrug your shoulders and hold your hands up a lot.
I'm guessing maybe that's something that runs in the family?
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No.96372
>>96370
ahhh that's Timmy?.....
So he looked kind of like Ryan Reynolds even gayer second cousin?
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No.96373
>>96371
I've never really noticed it before
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No.96374
>>96372
My son Timmy looked a lot like a hermaphroditic inbred cross between Ryan Reynolds and an Inverted Nipple, but he sure loved teaching you guys about the best lead guitar solos, that's for sure
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No.96375
>>96374
I know Timmy enjoyed chemistry.. I'm curious how he killed himself, like whether or not he ingested cyanide...
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No.96376
>>96375
it was something more along these lines
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No.96377
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>>96258
This guitar solo is even better.
And since there's no more Timmy around here to be the lead guitar solo expert, it looks like I'm the new sheriff in town
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No.96379
>>96376
no !!.... You're joking, right?
like THIS?!!
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No.96382
>>96379
more like this, actually
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No.96383
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Miss VonMatterhorn may forgive you, but I will NEVER forgive you for killing my friend Timmy! I hope this is the last time you do this to somebody..
you are a thoughtless, cruel man!
Do you like the guitar solo in this song?
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No.96384
>>96328
Timmy's suicide pretty much ruined my entire Saturday.. well, maybe not the entire day, because we still have Saturday night ahead of us, and who knows? It might end up being a decent evening after all.
My prayers go out to your family, because I actually believe I'm capable of sending telepathic messages to an invisible Boogeyman who hides in the clouds...
LONG LIVE TIMMY !!!
oops... I meant "HAIL, TIMMY !!"
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No.96385
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No.96386
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>>96277
Jim Watkins wrote this song, and Eddie Van Matterhalen plays the lead guitar solo!
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No.96409
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No.96420
damn. this place SUCKS without Timmy.
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No.96421
I'd give anything to have Timmy tell me the best drum solo, the best trumpet riff, the best bassline...
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No.96422
>>96277
I can't believe you did this to the world
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No.96492
>>96277 I agree with them. you ruined it for everybody.
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