There's a disgusting genre of pornography, "spraying"....
it's where women claim to be "spraying" ejaculum...
out of their URETHRA....
and of course, guys who don't get laid think it's some form of 'female cum'...
they insist it's NOT urine....
Not that long ago, I was literally sexually assaulting my wife's asshole and snatch back and forth like a Brazilian kidnapper trying to up the ransom...
she let's me be SO ABUSIVE TO THOSE HOLES....
I'm talking about sexual UFC
Her butthole is the octagon and I'm Conor McGregor
That's the agreement you have when you enter into a life companion relationship with a woman...
they agree to let you be THE BOSS IN BED...
They let you do things that would land any man in a prison cell for 50 years
They agree not to call 911 afterwards
It has nothing to do with licking feet or wearing rubber clothing or smearing feces all over yourself or any other distraction techniques
It has nothing to do with role play about dominance and submission
It's not a worn out trendy fashion statement
it's the REAL DEAL
Anyway, I had literally been reaming her asshole out like a 12 year old neighborhood prankster beating a goddamn mailbox with an aluminum baseball bat...
it got REAL scary for a minute there
and she "sprayed" all over the god damn living room!!
hint: it IS urine, dummy
duuhhh