No.95389 [Last50 Posts]
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No.95390
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No.95391
>>95389
I'm afraid the closest find is the McRib sandwich, but you won't be able to afford one...
Not without a job
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No.95392
>>95389
Imagine actually being able to afford something to eat, and not having to ask your mother to feed you again
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No.95393
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No.95394
>>95389
I would like to ask you a very serious question.. I'm not being confrontational, and I'm not being mean, and I'm not being rude, and I'm not being unfair, and I'm definitely not joking:
HOW OLD ARE YOU ?.......
Because you don't have a job, so of course you don't have any money
And anybody without a job or money isn't going to have a girlfriend either
These are not insults.. these are just simple observations
HOW OLD ARE YOU ?
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No.95395
old enough to be your dad georgian cracker
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No.95398
>>95395
And exactly when do you intend on finally becoming a MAN ?
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No.95400
>>95395
Because men support themselves
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No.95401
>>95398 I was already a man before you came out your mothers cooch
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No.95402
keep serving your master for a paycheck
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No.95403
>>95395
At least niggers can afford a 2 Liter of Coca-Cola
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No.95404
make sure to fondle uncle sams genitalia for reduced taxes
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No.95405
>>95401
sure you were, little guy
AGAIN :
you have no job
you have no money
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No.95406
>>95404
And like I said, I'm not insulting you.. I'm making a very simple observation
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No.95407
>>95402
It's not like you're fooling anybody
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No.95408
>>95405 you couldn't comprehend masculinity even if you tried
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No.95409
>>95401
It's readily apparent that you are an unemployed adult male with no money
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No.95410
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No.95411
I'll give you some time to process the information
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No.95412
>>95408
AGAIN: no job, no money,no woman
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No.95413
>>95411
And I'll give you some time to process your next welfare benefits check..
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No.95414
>>95408
It's funny how I pointed out the fact that you are the opposite of a man, but you thought I was specifically speaking about masculinity
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No.95416
you are like a little girl lashing out as soon as something or someone attempts to threaten you
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No.95417
MEN : PAY THEIR OWN WAY
Which you are incapable of doing
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No.95418
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No.95419
>>95416
There's nothing an unemployed lonely broke sexually failed mooch like you could ever do to threaten me or anybody else, for that matter
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No.95420
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No.95421
>>95418
WHY would anybody feel threatened by your inability to afford a loaf of bread or pay for your own wifi?
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No.95423
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No.95425
>>95420
When I said you are obviously not a man, I'm referring to the fact that you are an unemployed bum with no money
MASCULINITY??
4 billion women agree:
you're a punching bag
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No.95427
>>95423
Because the concept of being able to support yourself is so alien to you, you think the word MAN is defined in terms of alleged "masculinity"
hahahahaha
THERE ARE FOUR BILLION WOMEN ON EARTH
And obviously, you're not masculine enough for any of them
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No.95428
you know all 4 billion women your schizophrenic delusions are acting up
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No.95429
If you think the epitome of man is to impress sluts then honestly I'm just wasting my time here
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No.95430
>>95423
F O U R . . . B I L L I O N . . . . .
And there you sit all by yourself, alone every weekend, convincing yourself how masculine you are
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No.95431
You should spend more time outside your family misses you
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No.95432
>>95429
WOMEN decide masculinity....
not men
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No.95433
Attend your wife she needs help cooking
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No.95434
>>95431
WHY ARENT YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?
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No.95435
>>95432 that's the most submissive thing I've ever heard
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No.95436
>>95433
first it's "niggers".....
then it's "SLUTS".....
hahahahahaha
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No.95437
Is it because of your relationship with your mother that you act like this
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No.95438
How's your relationship with your father
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No.95439
>>95435
SUBMISSIVE = a word that only an asexual creepy life failure would even conjure up
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No.95440
one of your parental figures did not do their job correctly
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No.95441
>>95438
submission... domination....
feet.....
LOL SEXLESS WEIRDO
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No.95444
>>95440
You've never had a girlfriend in your life.. that has become quite obvious during this conversation
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No.95446
>>95440
I guarantee you listen to bullshit angry rage metal music.. you probably wear black t-shirts with skulls on them
don't you, little man?
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No.95447
Again you are avoiding every question I am trying to ask you
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No.95448
You have literally demonstrated four different Telltale signatures of a sexually failed adult male whose too much of a coward to admit he's never gotten any pussy in his life
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No.95449
and going back to your beliefs like a tiny preacher
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No.95450
>>95449
TELL ME YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIEND'S NAME, HOMOSEXUAL
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No.95451
It's all right if you had parental problems I wont judge
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No.95452
>>95449
You can't even make up a name off the top of your head... because you know I realize you will be LYING
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No.95453
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No.95454
Are you going to try to answer any of my questions now
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No.95455
>>95451
AGAIN: YOU HAVE N-E-V-E-R SEEN A REAL LIFE VAGINA!!
HAHAHAHAHA that's adorable
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No.95456
Are you going to keep dodging the subject
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No.95457
>>95454
You're too much of a little girl to answer them yourself, so everybody already knows the answers
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No.95458
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No.95459
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No.95460
Yet you still haven't answered anything
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No.95461
>>95456
YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND?
I WONDER WHY
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No.95462
You've put pussy on such a pedestal you've bounded yourself like a slave by your own beliefs
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No.95463
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No.95464
I am still wondering about your relations with your parents by the way
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No.95465
Do you teach your children this way of belief too
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No.95466
I wonder how has it worked out for them
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No.95467
THE IMPOTENT ADULT MALE
INSISTS HE IS SUPERIOR
According to 4 billion women, you're mistaken
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No.95468
The only thing I'm getting from you is a little man who needs validation from females to feel accepted of himself
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No.95469
>>95465
Heterosexuality? Everybody teaches their kids heterosexuality
That's how you were conceived, Believe it or not.. so you can't blame your impotence on bad genetics
Apparently, even your father could achieve an erection for a female, but not you
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No.95470
Because if a female isn't present he cannot conjure up anything about himself or his self worth
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No.95471
It's exactly the way prey works
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No.95472
Pray often sticks to the pack for emotional support and validation for protection
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No.95473
Sorry I just got a phone call.. I'll be right back. I have to weigh out an eight ball for a customer
That's another $175
I'll be right back, sunshine. My customer is pulling up in a minute
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No.95474
Meanwhile Predators can fully handle themselves and don't need validation
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No.95475
Because they know what they can and cannot do
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No.95476
>>95474
You can't predate anything.. for you, a pre date is opening up your Grindr app
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No.95477
>>95475
Be patient, sunshine. It'll only take me a minute.. got to make that money, little girl
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No.95478
I'm not into dudes my child
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No.95479
You should try some hotlines a lot of them are available during the weekends
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No.95480
a very preachy little girl you are
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No.95481
I can almost feel squeezing your tenderness and softness
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No.95482
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No.95483
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No.95484
Broke ass unemployed bitch can't pay his own way through life
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No.95485
You can't fuck, you can't fight, and you can't support yourself
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No.95486
Be patient, sally.. I'm almost done weighing this out. He's going to pull up, give me the money and take off, then I'll be right back with you.
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No.95487
What a good little servant
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No.95488
I would want more original insults but fair enough
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No.95489
I hope you get that raise soon
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No.95491
>>95484 a man only does drugs in life when he is lost
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No.95492
and is in a very large abyss of desperation
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No.95494
>>95475
It's not just women that can tell what you cannot do.. you've made that readily apparent
GOOD NEWS, SALLY !!
He's outside and he doubled the order so that's a quarter ounce at $350. Be right back
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No.95495
>>95491
I haven't done any drugs in 6 years, Einstein
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No.95496
Be right back, poverty boy
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No.95497
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No.95498
AWESOME !!! CHA-CHING !!!!
$350
I'll be right back. Let me put this in the safe
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No.95499
I have an inheritance I dont have to work a day in my life
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No.95500
almost all the people I know who work do it because they have to not necessarily because they want to
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No.95501
>>95499
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
of COURSE you do lol
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No.95502
You literally went for the most obvious cliche possible.. LOL as if I haven't heard that one a million times before
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No.95503
THE BROKE UNEMPLOYED MOMMY-MOOCH AND HIS ASEXUAL FIXATIONS ON "MASCULINITY"
HAHAHAHAHA
You can't fuck, you can't fight, and you can't support yourself
case closed
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No.95504
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No.95505
and you still use the same insults like a parrot
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No.95506
pmsl @ "I've got an inheritance" hahaha
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No.95507
This is starting to bore me
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No.95508
>>95505
As you are painfully aware, these are not insults.. these are just basic observations, you unemployed impotent asexual little punching bag
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No.95509
>>95507
Mr Excitement is getting bored?
I'd imagine it must get boring, weekend after lonely weekend after lonely fucking weekend
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No.95510
Nobody gives a fuck if you're bored or entertained or anything in between, unemployed little man
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No.95511
The observations I gained from you is a little girl who lashes out as soon as someone questions their beliefs
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No.95512
AGAIN : you can't fuck
you can't fight
and you can't afford wifi
Do the dishes for your mother, bitch
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No.95513
And seems to think that all that matters in life is having a job and getting laid
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No.95514
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No.95515
>>95512 you really like to serve females huh
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No.95516
he tried to make the shatguy feel bad about not having a job
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No.95517
Adorable little mommys boy
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No.95518
>>95511
I don't have any beliefs.. I have knowledge
Knowledge like you can't afford rent or utilities, because you're unemployed
Knowledge like you engaging in the most predictable of behavioral disorders, the classic textbook DSM "superior self" Telltale signature of an inferiority complex
And you have every reason to feel inferior
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No.95519
>>95516 that ain't the shat guy
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No.95520
Hold on, sally.. I'm getting another text from my customer
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No.95521
>>95518 never said I was superior oh so how is that knowledge that is just observation
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No.95522
You're not fooling anybody, Sally
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No.95523
Damn it I'll be right back. I've got to take care of something else now
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No.95524
>>95519
no, johnny tired to do that in one of his threads, I don't think johnny will ever not value working, because he tired to shame the fucking shat guy with it
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No.95525
you need to work on reading people boy
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No.95526
>>95521
Every word you type or think is a false facade of superior self, and overcompensation technique you use to soothe the pain of realization based on your inferiority and lack of accomplishment
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No.95527
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No.95528
He is a slave to these boards
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No.95529
>>95524
I've got to weigh out a gram. When I'm done I'm going to tell you all about Albert Curtis
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No.95530
>>95526 again when did I say I felt superior
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No.95531
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No.95533
I hope your working skills are better than your observation skills
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No.95534
>>95529 alright good idea susan
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No.95535
>>95524 he has the same automated response for everyone he's like a robot
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No.95537
>>95535
Hang in there, Sally I'm going to run to the store so my friend can pull money out of the ATM
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No.95538
YOU CANT FIGHT YOU CANT FUCK YOU CANT GET A JOB
I GET PUSSY HAHAHHAHAH
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No.95539
>>95537 I'll be right here susan
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No.95540
also susan just some words of advice you telling everyone the same thing isn't going to change jack shit
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No.95542
all the users here are still unemployed mooches
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No.95545
so you've just wasted a shit ton of your time
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No.95546
>>95542
correct !!...... it's not a secret.....
(but they think it is)
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No.95547
I'll be back... ain't gonna text while driving
gimme 10
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No.95548
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No.95550
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.95551
When are you worthless niggers going to take responsibility for your own actions?
It's long over-due that we make you all slaves again. Show you what it's like to do an honest day's worth of work. Vacation is almost over, niggers.
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No.95553
niggers are here to serve the white man
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No.95554
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No.95556
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No.95557
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No.95559
>>95535
did we get proof that he isn't?
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No.95560
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No.95562
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No.95563
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No.95564
it's a song I'm writing called
PLAYIN' WITH FIRE
I sequenced it from scratch using only my Andriud phone... no computer used.
CAUSTIC 3 was the sequencer, and i used AUDIO EVOLUTION as an audio editor...
it's not Ravey at all really
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No.95565
>>95564 what made you wanna create music
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No.95568
it's gonna be s song about human nature
how we have a propensity for risky behaviors....
I'm about to start laying down an acoustic 12 string guitar track, a short electric lead guitar, then finish it up with vocals
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No.95569
>>95565
I took piano lessons beginning at age 8, learned from a badass piano teacher my dad knew, and I've always enjoyed developing melodies..
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No.95570
I am a professional illustrator (semi retired) but I just fuck around with music as a hobby....
I used to be in a band a long time ago but these days I just do music to keep myself happy. It's not for anybody else. I have no dreams of becoming famous or anything like that... I don't if anybody likes it or hates it. I don't care if they never hear it.. I make it for ME...
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No.95571
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No.95572
there is alot of emotion in music
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No.95573
For me, I've never been able to stay bored for more than Maybe three or four minutes I guess? Tops?
Because my mind is always thinking of different creative ideas, different visual concepts, ideas for art, and there's always music playing in the back of my head.. original melodies..
Like just sitting here right now, I have my own Melodies that pop up in my head..
When I'm in a conversation with somebody, I'm always listening to these Melodies on developing in my head.. they don't realize it, but I'm always toying around with different musical ideas in the back of my mind
There are only 12 notes on planet Earth
When you look at a piano keyboard, that's just the same 12 notes repeating over and over in sequential order, from a lower octave to the higher octave
Technically, they are actually called SEMITONES
But I'll just call them notes right now....
yep ONLYTWELVEthat's all.....
When you look at the Frets on the guitar, with six strings, it seems like there's a million notes
nope... just 12....
Same with the xylophone or a piano or any instrument (other than trumpets)
........or trombone actually
every song you've ever heard was constructed using a handful of notes, taken from the TWELVE NOTE PILE
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No.95574
>>95572
I love drawing and painting.. I also love to paint with words
So while I admit occasionally brightening the canvas with Choice words to make the conversation more frustrating or bothersome, everything I'm saying comes from the heart
We discussed that already.. this is what we are really like in real life
And when I'm painting with words, sometimes I like to do impressionism, or execute some photo realism, with a bit of abstract tossed in here and there occasionally perhaps...
But frequently I May brighten up my pallet by painting with more vibrant words...
It's just expressionism
However my favorite form of painting is done with musical notes
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No.95575
I guess what I'm trying to say is I fucking love music, all kinds of music, as long as it's not a fashion trend
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No.95576
I have a serious question for you
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No.95577
Before I ask the question.. I have a comment I'd like to make :
You should let go of the day I called you a caveman
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No.95578
I took it as a compliment
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No.95579
You have referenced me calling you cavemantwiceso far
And I realize that's just your way of letting me know which one I'm talking to
HOWEVER : when I said it, I was simply joking around, painting with words, splashing something on the canvas.. actually trying to be a little bit silly, perhaps
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No.95580
>>95578
I don't for one minute think you are a fragile eggshell
I'm not suggesting it "hurt your feelings"
But I don't think if you like that actually, not in a derogatory way whatsoever
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No.95583
How would you honestly describe me then out of curiosity
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No.95584
>>95580
No worries I was unaffected by it I just say it so you know who you are talking to
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No.95585
nothing really affects me much
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No.95586
>>95583
prone to compulsion
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No.95587
well I do act on Instinct alot
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No.95588
I view you as someone who's honestly just trying to help people
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No.95589
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No.95590
Everybody can tell when it's me
p r o b a b l y
b e c a u s e
o f t h I s
t y p i n g
s t y l e ?
L O L
I do it intentionally so of course everybody will know who I am.. it's my "name field", you could say...
But of course, it's usually impossible to know exactly who you're talking to sometimes
And over the past few decades, I've come across a handful of people that I instantly like and admire for some strange reason
and you're one of them
In these situations, I usually try to work out a "codeword" system...
I usually try to arrange away they can let me know it's THEM
I've had people pick a certain word, Luke maybe 'neon', a word that doesn't stand out too much, yet a word that rarely gets used otherwise...
And they would incorporate that word into one of their sentences
so I'd realize it's them
That prevents me from
Inadvertently being an
asshole to them.........
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No.95591
>>95588
see ?...........
You're the only one in here
who actually "gets it"
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No.95592
what do you admire about me
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No.95593
>>95591 I just see it how it is
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No.95594
>>95592
Several things.. but I usually like somebody before they even give me a reason to
Similarly, I usually dislike somebody before they eventually give me a reason to, and 99% of the time they will
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No.95595
>>95593
This is the question I wanted to ask you:
The photograph that I jokingly referred to as a caveman.....
( I probably should have said cro-magnon, to be more technically accurate )
...... do you still look like that?
The facial hair, and your hairstyle? Just curious
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No.95596
I'll just cut to the chase
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No.95597
yeah about the same no point in shaving it just grows back
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No.95598
You're a good looking young man
You have an intelligent kind face, and women would agree that you're a good looking young man
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No.95599
>>95597
I've got some excellent advice for you
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No.95600
You should shave, and you should cut your hair and comb it back, and maybe even a bit of a pompadour up front
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No.95601
Because you don't want to keep a BMW under a plastic tarp
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No.95602
you really like that style huh
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No.95603
The beard and hair mask you, and I don't that at least for a while, I think you should shave and get a haircut and PRESENT YOUR FACE TO THE WORLD
I promise you girls will notice
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No.95604
When you present yourself to her, you don't want to be hidden behind subterfuge and camouflage
YES.... . HER
She's out there right now, and she doesn't realize you're going to cross paths in the near future
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No.95605
I'm willing to bet she's been a little bit depressed lately
And I'm willing to bet you've had a couple depressing moments here and there, yourself
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No.95606
But as we already discussed, this is a behavior
I promise after you meet her, you won't behave dark and Moody at all
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No.95607
I'll guess your wife doesnt like any facial hair
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No.95608
You're a handsome young man.. you really shouldn't hide it behind the all the hair
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No.95609
>>95605 was your most depressing time you getting arrested or is there something worse than that for you
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No.95610
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No.95611
>>95607
Well.. it's funny you should ask.. because that's actually not a factor in what I'm telling you
What I'm telling you today has absolutely nothing to do with what she likes or what I like for that matter
What I'm telling you today has everything to do with YOU
And I've been meaning to tell this to you ever since the day I saw your goddamn caveman Cro-Magnon photograph LOL
But it's funny you should ask if my wife likes facial hair, because the answer is NO WOMEN LIKE IT
It's easy to find women who put up with it, just like it's easy to find women who pretend to like football to make their husbands happy
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No.95612
We both seem to be very confrontational I can more than handle anyone here
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No.95614
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No.95615
>>95609
My brother being murdered probably took the cake, but I experienced tons of depressing things in my life
With the exception of my brother, all of these horrible moments involved the loss of my pets throughout my life
I wouldn't really call it depression as much as having my entire soul shattered
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No.95616
Being arrested didn't depress me at all. It simply pissed me off
But no, I didn't find it depressing at all.. it was embarrassing and humiliating, but more than anything it wasinfuriating
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No.95617
I'd like to make a point before I forget it, and then in my next post I'm going to address the topic of FACIAL HAIR
And specifically what women really think about it in the back of their mind, but are unlikely to ever tell you
okay, so... first before I forget:
ELVIS
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No.95619
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No.95620
ELVIS :
Everybody looks good with a pompadour
EVERYBODY DOES
It makes you look like you are in motion, but it's proud and brave and self-confident up front
It's the perfect configuration to compliment the human head
EVERYONE looks BETTER with a pompadour, or a variation of a pompadour
Men, women, children, blacks, whites, asians, it doesn't matter
I think you should pull the hair away from your face, and advertise your face
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No.95621
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No.95622
>>95619
At the age of 12, I took really high quality LSD, and during one of my introspective Journeys, discovering myself, I came to the realization that I had some kind of inexplicable connection to Elvis Presley
I realized there were no words to sum it up
I was fascinated by him
And the more I learned, the more fascinated I became.. he became a central figure in my life, an icon that represented many many different things to me
I was 12 years old when I painted my first Elvis Presley portrait for a celebrity
I painted a beautiful portrait of Elvis for Jerry Lee Lewis, and I got to meet Jerry lee, and he let me have front row seats at his concert in a nightclub... and I was only 12 years old... I wasn't even legally allowed in the building
As the years passed, I painted Elvis portraits for a long line of rock stars and other celebrities.. and with each backstage journey, I had amazing conversations with these celebrities, and it turns outall of them were gigantic Elvis fans
Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger and Tom Petty and Chuck Berry and Pink Floyd and Hank Williams Jr and Jay Leno and U2 and Andy Kaufman and Joey Ramone etc etc etc
Even RUN/DMC, Believe it or not. I can't even remember but a tiny fraction, and I'm not going to waste time trying to remember all the names right now
ALL OF THEM LOVED ELVIS
FANATICS... just like me
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No.95623
You're going I'm insane, which would be absolutely correct, but the fact of the matter is:
I've been meaning to tell this to you for a little while now
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No.95624
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No.95625
EVERYBODY looksBETTER
in a pompadour
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No.95626
And I'm not saying everybody should have an Elvis Presley haircut....
no....
what I'm saying is
STOP HIDING BEHIND HAIR
It should be pulled away and swept back, and the top should project self-confidence
It simply looks better on anybody
it's the PERFECT "FRAME"
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No.95627
Even an ugly as shit people. You don't have to be white, and you don't have to be handsome like Elvis
( I quickly grabbed a couple screenshots, but I don't want you to necessarily think I'm suggesting you should have such an extreme pompadour)
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No.95629
Although these screenshots might show people with extreme pompadours, that's not my point
I actually don't think you would look good with an extreme pompadour
That's not the point I'm trying to make
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No.95630
What I'm trying to say is
STOP HIDING BEHIND HAIR
Because you're good looking young man, and you shouldn't have anything that distracts from your face
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No.95632
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No.95633
But it looks best if you have the "pomp" up front.....
That's what shows people that you are dangerous
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No.95634
Because a week or so ago.. it crossed my mind that women would really think you were hot, but not if you're hiding behind hair, because they won't really be able to see you the same
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No.95635
Then when you told me your age the other day, I realized the universe was correct again..
That's when I realized my instincts were correct.. and the universe wanted me to tell you to stop hiding behind hair.. and I hope you do it before you cross paths with her, because if you don't, she's probably not going to fall in love with your caveman looking ass
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No.95636
Advertise your face, not the hair
Let the danger be manifested in the hair crescendo up top and front
Stop hiding behind hair
SHOW YOUR FACE
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No.95638
listening to the universe ay
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No.95639
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WHAT WOMEN REALLY THINK ABOUT FACIAL HAIR :
If you want to know what women really think, you should ask an intelligent woman
I'm going to save you sometime, because the smartest woman I've ever known in my life explained it in full when I was a child....
I've never met a more insightful and intuitive human than my mother, and everybody who met her would agree
I'm going to feed my cats real fast, then I'm going to tell you what women really think about facial hair, but are too afraid to tell you the truth
I'll be back in a few minutes. I created this song using only my phone as a tribute to my mother.. to her life philosophy
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No.95640
all this advice for free
get a rubber ball and use the froth of your mouth to crew on it to work our your jaw
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No.95642
>>95637
>>95638
There is no such thing as time, at least not linear time..
The universe is continually sending you Echoes of events that haven't happened yet
But just like a radio station, you will never receive them unless you know how to get the signal
I'll be back in a few minutes. I've got some hungry cats here
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No.95643
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.95644
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No.95645
>>95644
WHAT WOMEN REALLY THINK ABOUT FACIAL HAIR:
it's not good
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No.95646
When I was a child, like maybe eight or nine.. my mother explained to me the psychology behind men with facial hair....
it's not good
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No.95648
It's probably the same thing
you think about women's
glued on eyelashes and
stupid lip injections
and fake tits
THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND A FACADE
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No.95649
It's a shame my mom's not here to explain it to you in her own words, because there's no way I can possibly say it as eloquently as she
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No.95650
has your dad always been clean shaven
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No.95651
No matter how hard I try to sculpt the words, there's no way I can possibly convey what I'm trying to say in the same context and delivery as my mother
I have a tendency to seem abrasive about everything
But my mother would convey it with a decided empathy and compassion
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No.95652
Johnny it is okay having a small peepee, it is no one's fault's
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No.95653
>>95650
Damn straight! Of course! He was a drill instructor in the marines! And Men should be clean shaven and well presented, with pride and confidence
here's part of what my mother explained to me :
Everybody knows they are men already. No reason to oversell it by demonstrating you can grow facial hair
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No.95654
>>95652
Are you telling me this little thing is a PENIS ??!!!
REALLY ???!!!
AWESOME !!! HELL, YEAH!!!
I always thought I just had a really weird clit.. but thanks for clarifying that
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No.95655
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No.95656
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No.95657
the niggers are already are all already on top of making tech that only works for them, fug
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No.95658
>>95650
In 2016, a bunch of idiots voted for Trump because they confused him withROSS PEROT
Donald Trump is certainly no Ross Perot
Perit actuallyWASa business genius
he actuallyWASa multibillionaire
He was also a war hero, who refused any metals or Glory.. he said it was his duty, and he wasn't going to accept any kind of accolades for doing his duty
He was 5 ft tall and he saved an entire platoon single-handedly, running back and forth across enemy fire to lift his Fallen comrades, and carry them to safety, one by one by one, until all of them were safe..
After he got out of the military, he married, and asked his father-in-law for a $10,000 loan
He turned that $10,000 into a 3.5 billion dollar company, single-handedly
and he refused to hire any man with facial hair
Because it's a signature of a possible character flaw
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No.95659
WHAT WOMEN REALLY THINK ABOUT BEARDS & MOUSTACHES:
They are filters, traps that collect bacteria, viruses, saliva, food, and dust mites
If germs were bioluminescent, men's facial hair would replace the need for a flashlight
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No.95660
FACIAL HAIR : a microcosmic toilet seat attached to one's face
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No.95661
Scientifically speaking its the same type of hair that grows on your dick
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No.95662
sure...... there are lots of women out there who like their husband's beard
There are also a lot women out there who like country music
There are a lot of women out there who fuck niggers
There are a lot of women out there who pick their nose and eat their boogers
Who gives a fuck about them?
Smart cool women find beards to be a personality flaw
Smart cool women actually get nauseated thinking about kissing a guy with a mustache
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No.95663
that would count my grandma she stopped kissing my grandpa until he shaved his mustache
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No.95664
>>95661
Yes but humans don't walk around presenting themselves by exposing their genitalia
A man's face is calling card, just like a woman
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No.95665
>>95664 you would be surprised
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No.95666
see me at the park with a robe
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No.95667
>>95663
see ?..................
Like I said, I have a tendency to sound abrasive. It's a problem I'm working on
If my mother were here to explain this to you, she would deliver it in a much more palatable envelope
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No.95668
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No.95669
Here's why Ross Perot wouldn't hire any man with facial hair :
THEYRE HIDING SOMETHING
THE END
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No.95670
Of course I realize when men first hear this, they will disagree
That's part of the male psychology my mother explained to me
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No.95671
I'm not saying it's some kind of huge Titanic thing they are trying to hide behind
although it very often IS
But normally, it's much more subtle
No matter how you slice it, they are hiding behind it
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No.95672
Facial hair is one of the main things that separates men from women
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No.95673
And all too often, men grow facial hair to reinforce the fact that they are masculine
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No.95674
My mother said "women already know they are man. Why do they need to oversell it?"
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No.95675
Women are actually much more attracted to the cute boyish side of any man, even the most rugged and masculine of men is more boyish and cute without facial hair
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No.95676
But let's forget about trying to overemphasize "the fact that you're a man"....
Let's go back to the HIDING thing
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No.95677
Everybody knows what men do if they perceive themselves as having a weak chin
FACIAL HAIR
It's a cloak they hide behind, to hide what they perceive to be facial imperfections
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No.95678
a man hiding anything is a big turn off for women
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No.95679
I'm not saying EVERY man with a beard is hiding a facial imperfection
Because we all know that some men grow beards because they think it looks masculine on them
But remember? We're not talking about trying to overemphasize one's masculinity
Right now, we are talking about HIDING BEHIND HAIR
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No.95680
>>95678
EGG ZACK LEE !!!!
And they might not even consciously realize it, but instinctually they can tell when a man is hiding, even if it's just a tiny thing like hiding his insecurity behind a mustache
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No.95681
The only reason I'm telling you about this is becauseyou asked if Wendy doesn't like facial hair
And Wendy definitely doesn't like facial hair, but with her background as a registered nurse, and she's a fucking genius, I guarantee she would tell you it's mainly because of the germs and pathogens
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No.95682
could she help make a germ that makes rape zombies
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No.95683
You said it's just like pubes
And you said a mouthful
Because unless you've washed up, intelligent women will be grossed out by men's genital area after being trapped in steamy pants all day with an occasional drop of urine or God knows what
But facial pubes are exposed to Aeroparticulates....
Literally millions of mold spores land on us every day and we don't even realize it
Bacillum floating through the air...
Food.. old saliva spittle that dries and gets more microscopic particulates of saliva layered on top, and those layers dry
Touching it with your hands
It's a facial toilet seat
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No.95684
yeah food can get there too
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No.95685
>>95682
But you've already turned your hand into one of those.. why do you need another one?
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No.95686
>>95684
Since I was asked whether or not my wife is opposed to facial hair, I figured I would go ahead and tell you what my mother said about it..
Because ever since I was like 8 or 9 years old, I've always seen men with facial hair, and I smiled
Because I knew something they didn't know
I knew what women really thought about facial hair
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No.95687
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No.95688
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No.95689
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No.95690
all your ex's agree with this too
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No.95691
I've known some of the coolest smartest funniest motherfuckers in my life that were actually GAY
I've had a couple really really good friends that were complete fucking faggots...
I trusted them implicitly, and still do to this very day
They never did anything strange or made me feel weird or anything like that
But they were gay...
And that's probably part of the reason I trusted them so much, because I knew they would never stab me in the back over some girl or something.. they didn't give a fuck about my girlfriends or wives tits.. and they weren't trying to get in my pants either
So I'm definitely not homophobic
But I'm not gay at all.. I'm 100% heterosexual, I assure you
So don't take this the wrong way when I sayYOURE HANDSOME
you could actually beHOT
to women
Women with actually say you wereHOT
IF YOU GOT ALL THAT HAIR OUT OF THE WAY
AND SHOWED YOUR FACE
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No.95692
>>95690
absolutely.....
ABSOLUTELY.......
YES..
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No.95693
I just noticed a speech to text typo, but I'm confident you are inherently astute enough to overlook it
But I'm a stickler for technical accuracies, so forgive me if you ever see me making speech to text typos
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No.95694
so there......
I said it.....
I've been meaning to mention it, and I suppose today was actually the perfect opportunity.. now I will stop harping on it, and I want you to look in the mirror and give it some thought...
Be proud of your fucking face, dude
You can get so much fucking pussy with that face
So stop hiding it.... Bring It Center Stage
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No.95696
Your face is already extremely masculine....
No need to overdo the masculinity thing
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No.95697
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No.95698
RE: FUN
I've always found it strange how people think they can somehow SCHEDULE "fun"
Like when people throw a party, as if "Thursday at 7:30 p.m. we are suddenly going to have fun"
a bit unrealistic, no?
I've never had fun when it's supposed to be "fun"
parties are painfully boring
I've never felt more all alone and disenchanted then The Stroke of Midnight On Any Given New Year's Eve, even if I'm surrounded by 2,000 people
nope.... that's not "fun"
FUN = SURVIVING FEAR
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No.95699
I've never really liked parties either they bore me I usually end up getting kicked out for being loud
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No.95700
The only things that are truly exhilaratingly fun are the things that terrify us
Like a crazy ass roller coaster
Or getting into a fight at a nightclub
Or deciding "to hell with it" and approaching the most beautiful woman in the entire goddamn building and introducing yourself
FUN = our retrospective memory memory of a terrifying event we survived
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No.95701
Bravery is overcoming fear itself
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No.95702
because there's nothing to fear other than fear itself if you decide to be feared by it
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No.95703
a lot of folks believe suffering is a useless part of life and should be eradicated it would never be eradicated it's a part of the experience
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No.95704
>>95701
yep....
bravery = ENJOYING THE JOURNEY THROUGH FEAR
And the knowledge you will survive it
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No.95705
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No.95706
Suffering makes you stronger because you come out tougher from it and you're better at handling it
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No.95707
Life would be incredibly boring without suffering or challenge or risk
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No.95708
I wouldn't be the person I am today without all these three factors
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No.95709
>>95706
egg zack lee
That's why a beginner should always learn how to play guitar on an old acoustic guitar, because they are harder to play
It's like punching your fist into the sand at a Taekwondo dojo
The goal is to grow comfortable with adversity, and it makes life's little problems seem like a breeze compared to what you've already learned to master
That's why misfortune is the fruit of success
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No.95710
Oops oops oops I misspoke
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No.95711
Misfortune is the seed that grows success, because it teaches us how to move forward with our chin out and a smile on our face
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No.95712
People who want to play guitar often think they can cut corners and suddenly be playing a wicked lead solo
But they'll never learn how to play The Wicked lead solo until they learn how to struggle on the fretboard of an old acoustic guitar, one that's not so easy to play like an electric guitar
Because after they learned their chops on the old acoustic, when they pick up an electric guitar, it will be like playing a silky smooth stream of butter
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No.95713
100 % TRUE :
When I was in my twenties, I used to tell women, "perhaps you've heard of me before... I won 'Atlanta's Smallest Penis' FIVE YEARS IN A ROW"
And then I tell them I'm the 6th year I got beaten by a squirrel
WHY ?.......
To polish and upkeep my ability not to care about being rejected, not to care what anybody thought
Because it felt good to say things that were self-derogatory
That makes you better at handling rejection
Plus, you wouldn't believe how many of those women actually ended up wanting to see my dick and I fucked the shit out of them afterwards
100% true... I swear
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No.95714
By growing comfortable saying weird shit like that, I learned more and more, not to give a flying fuck what anybody thinks
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No.95715
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.95716
never had a filter just kinda say and do whatever
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No.95717
>>95716
yep.................. yessireebob
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No.95718
When I sequence that last worthless little musical vignette I just posted, I might have been experiencing a temporary bout of BEHAVING DEPRESSED
After all, I'm a human
So I wanted to create a musical landscape, with a metaphoric poor sad stray dog that gets hit by a car to demonstrate the way I was feeling about life at that moment
So at the end of the initial intro, I created a soundscape with cars driving by, and a honking car horn, then the sad sound of a scared dog...
At the end, I crafted a specialized aural event, where I layered three different screeching Tire noises together to achieve the correct Automotive sound I was looking for, and layered the dog and then the impact.
It only takes a split second, but it was created painstakingly, by layering specific audio files on top of each other, and it all had to be timed perfectly....
Then after a moment of silence, I included a recording of my 3-year-old daughter crying when we told her she had to go to bed....
I finished it by including a surreptitiously recorded clip of a limousine driver I knew, when he was talking about how bad business had been the previous week....
"horrible"
I hate that particular little musical sketch pad thing I created
It lasts entirely too long
The only reason I made it was to have some content that I could "bookend" with the initial stray dog scared by the side of the road, and the climactic cruelty and unfairness of life when the dog gets plowed by a car
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No.95719
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No.95720
I'm not sure if you've got your ad blockers turned on or not, or if you can see these horrible ads Jim Watkins places on his own website....
(he can't even find ONE company that will pay for advertisement on this God forsaken shithole of a website)
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No.95721
But look at these stupid books Jim Watkins is advertising on 8kun
I'm not sure how many middle-aged women with poodles frequent this website, but that's the only demographic who would ever be interested in these terrible books that Jim Watkins wrote
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No.95722
And I'm certain Jim Watkins probably wonders, "when will the imageboard kids start buying these books I wrote?"
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No.95724
you remember when that mentally ill wheelchair midget owned this
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No.95726
sure looks like the owner of this site
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No.95727
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No.95728
I remember moots nudes getting leaked ages ago
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No.95730
now some chingchong who owns 2chan got that shit now
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No.95732
which makes sense since 2chan came first
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No.95733
HERES MY PROPOSAL :
Let's think of something cool to sell, something that will appeal to the video game image board anime douchebag crowd, and something they will desire enough to pester their mother for money
........I'm 100% serious.......
To be quite honest, it crossed my mind to write a book targeted at the imageboard demographic, in which I taught them how to get a girlfriend before the sun went down that day
It's something I have a lot of knowledge about, and I figured these guys could use the advice...
the "HOW TO GET GIRLS" genre has always been fairly lucrative in the past, not New York Times best seller material, but there's a lot of guys who bought "the secrets to getting laid" books, which used to be advertised in the back of penthouse and other adult magazines a long time ago...
but then I remembered :
"oh yeah, these guys DONT want to know how to get girls!!"
Because today's young men prefer playing video games, and talking about tendies, calling women roasties and whores and sluts, watching anime, and fantasizing about being a little Asian girl alter ego thing
some real weirdos, to be sure
So I scratched the idea of the "how to get girls" $9.99 instruction manual...
Do you have any ideas?
If we took it upon ourselves to develop a marketable concept, and we pitched it to Jim Watkins,it would be the FIRST LUCRATIVE VENTURE of his entire business career
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No.95735
>>95724
yes........ and to be honest with you, I have a lot more respect for Frederick than I do for Jim
And it has absolutely nothing to do with their little infighting over this crappy website
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No.95737
alright we create a chan site woman based where the promise is that all the moderators are females so that will drive the masses but in actuality they are all men
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No.95738
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No.95739
>>95737
SEE ??!!!..........
You and I think a lot alike sometimes
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No.95740
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No.95741
>>95737
I even recently approached Xavier Cisneros....
About something very very similar..
I think it would be awesome to create an imageboard where women feel comfortable and they WANT to go there
That's exactly the same concept I had
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No.95742
Because women are fucking cool, and they're smart and they're funny, and they're what makes the world go around
And men would not be prohibited from going to this website, unless they became douchebags
At which point the empowered women are the ones who literally kick their ass on the sidewalk
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No.95743
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No.95744
then just advertise it here and in the other chan sites
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No.95745
I also want part of this project to include a REALIMAGEBOARD
with IMAGES being the foundation
Because images have very little to do with this garbage in here
The average image is just another bullshit Pepe the Frog, or wojak, or a handful of other tired cliche Goodwill thrift store hand me down memes
So far, I'm the only person I've seen who creates original content
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No.95746
well then you start the first posts there and let it grow from there
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No.95747
>>95743
how about WE ?
Plus, I'm not a coder.. I'm not a programmer
I approached Xavier Cisneros about it, but I'm not sure if he is the one who would want to do it
He's Adept at creating clone imageboards
"tinyboard" clones, which I'm assuming is mostly copy and paste
But this would require more than just simple copying and pasting other people's code
It should involve a more interactive level of barriers, contingencies for troublemakers, making it a safer better environment for everybody involved
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No.95748
>>95746
I'm someone who believes in teamwork where each person has a particular skill set they specialize in
I am proposing that you and I do some brainstorming
No big thing.. I'm not talking about investing a lot of time or effort
I'm just talking about brainstorming and rolling ideas around, determining the viability, and in the end, being the creative coordinators, the conceptual end
And leave the programming stuff to people who specialize in that skill set..
We can also brainstorm about how we would Market it.. the entire ball of wax, of course.. but I propose you and I roll it over in our minds a little bit
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No.95749
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No.95750
also keep asking that other guy until you reach a conclusion with him
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No.95751
Before I forget, let me finish my train of thought about the IMAGES part
I'm very visually oriented, as are almost all humans..
And I've always enjoyed asking "imageboard culture" guys:
"what's the difference between an image board and a chat room?"
They almost always answer "IMAGES"
But that's not correct, because I've never seen a chat room where you could not upload images
Then they'll try the old "anonymity " thing
Which is also bullshit.. I've never seen a chat room that required you to post your driver's license or date of birth or physical address
And nobody uses their real names in chat rooms, so "dannyboy313" it's just as Anonymous as having a blank name field
IMAGEBOARDS HAVE VERY LITTLE EMPHASIS ON IMAGES
Somebody will download a Pepe the Frog picture, then they upload the same picture, and somebody else downloads it, and then they upload it, and then they download it, and it gets uploaded again..
And that's how they present their individuality?
I would like to make an artificial intelligence imagery board, where the words you type in your comment are automatically attached to an AI image created by your words, whether you like it or not
inherently EVERY COMMENT has an image
Completely original, not a hand-me-down thrift store Pepe the frog picture
But an original image created from the words that you typed in the comment
it would Beyond the evening news, with stories about it on CNN and NBC and CBS and it would end up in Wired Magazine and all kinds of media
By sending out a few press releases, it would be picked up on the Associated Press wire, and local news stations all across the world would run the story about the AI IMAGEboard
I would like that to be an attached area of the female inclusive project discussed earlier
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No.95752
>>95750
Xavier Cisneros is not a bad kid..
But I think we would need somebody with technical expertise so things like Android and apple and other platforms would have the Kinks worked out
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No.95753
I always knew about image boards the main appeal is the freedom of speech and the low level moderation for me
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No.95754
>>95752
I know quite a bit about technology but I can't program I suggest you check out other connections you might have though
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No.95755
>>95750
I have a confession, but I don't think you'll be surprised:
WHY I DO "THIS" :
Because I'm addicted to creating graphics
Sure, I enjoy giving people hell
I enjoyed meeting intelligent people, and you are proof that it's pretty rare to stumble across somebody who's actually interesting and cool
So of course I like to poke fun at the other guys
I like to remind white supremacists that there's nothing particularly Superior about a guy who sits in his mother's spare bedroom suggesting he's "upper echelon"
It's all good clean fun, and I deliver it in a slightly abusive and extremely abrasive envelope..
HOWEVER: the real reason I'm here is because I like creating Graphics real fast, and I'm good at it
I've been doing this for very long time, and I have literally created tens of thousands of digital graphics, completely original content, and fulfilling the promise of the term IMAGEBOARD
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No.95756
>>95754
Yes.. of course....
But before we line up the technical Talent, why don't you and I just brainstorm.. like when you're taking a shower or shaving that God damn hair off your face LOL you can be thinking about different ideas
And I'll do the same
And in 2 weeks let's bounce our ideas at each other
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No.95757
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No.95758
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No.95759
I don't need to know your name, because I feel like I already know you a little bit.. not as much as we will grow to know each other, but I think I have you sized up as a pretty damn good dude to be quite honest
Our names mean nothing
But I need to have something to call you
There has to be some kind of handle I can refer to you as
My friend Jerry and I went through the same process, and he told me to call himFANG
eewwww
Of course, there's no way I was going to sit there and call some dude FANG...
So when you think of something I should call you, please don't come up with some creepy shit like FANG
but yeah, just so I could be able to discuss it with my wife, I would need a NAME to call you, other than caveman
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No.95760
Think about it.. if there was an image board where women felt comfortable and welcome and empowered somewhat, unlike Jim Watkins , our project would easy SELL TONS OF ADVERTISING
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No.95761
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No.95762
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No.95763
>>95761
I'm worried if I called you the milkman, my mother would want to fuck you
I prefer something that's space related, Cosmos related
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No.95765
If you don't have one already, it will create itself for us
That's the way the universe works. Never push, because the universe already has the answer, and it will present itself
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No.95766
>>95763 yeah we are going with milkman
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No.95767
>>95761
And Trust me, anybody in here will tell you..... "you don't want to fuck a whore like JNs mom"
But they are mistaken
Because my mother is also a stickler for technical accuracy
She prefers the term "prostitute"
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No.95768
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No.95769
Okay I'm about to start making dinner and we have some new furniture that needs to be arranged so I'm going to help my wife move the sofa
squeak
squeak
squeak
squeak
1 inch at a time, if you know what I'm talking about
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No.95770
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No.95771
Furniture got delivered today and we still haven't even figured out the feng shui
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No.95772
>>95770
Before I go.. did I already tell you about when I was eating my mother out last year?
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No.95773
no you did not chris chan
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No.95774
>>95770
I was going down on mom, and I had pulled her labia wide open so I could have full access to that glorious hole
I was tonguing the hell out of it, going in little circles around her clit, then plunging my tongue all the way into her snatch.... she was really enjoying it...
But that's when I discovered a kernel of corn
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No.95775
you never lived in georgia you were in alabama the whole time it all makes sense
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No.95777
get your father involved next time
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No.95778
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No.95779
>>95775
I wasn't sure if the kernel of corn was already in my mouth or not.. so I continued performing cunnilingus on my mother....
I pulled back the hood of her clit, and stuck one finger in her snatch, and started really sucking on her clit super hard and plunging my tongue all the way in her hole, like a little ballet dance....
And that's when a medium sized piece of potato fell out and landed on my tongue....
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No.95781
>>95777
And of course, I know mom's a real freak so I just Shrugged it off and decided to start gettin' busy down there...
You know what I mean?
So I had two fingers in her asshole, my thumb pushing on her clit real hard, and I'm pulling her labia wide open, just licking in that hole like a dog drinking water in July.....
And that's when a chewed up piece of meat fell into my mouth....
To be more accurate, it was kind of like two chewed up pieces of meat connected with a piece of Gristle in the middle
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No.95782
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No.95783
>>95778
And I'm no weirdo, so I stopped.....
I asked her, "MOM?.. ARE YOU SICK ?"
and she said, "No.... but the customer who just left was"
I'll see you later, man.. be well
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No.95784
Brainstorm....
We won't discuss project with each other for 2 weeks
But in two weeks, we are going to compare notes
Just simple brainstorming sessions
seeya later, dude
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No.95785
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No.95786
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No.95787
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