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you know some good people

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second good person

+1 313-961-7373

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I will make a deal we both make prank calls then and upload the audio on this board

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>>95102

I love making prank calls, and I'm actually really really good at it.. but unfortunately I'm not able to do it right now...

I'm at one of the properties supervising while plumbers repair one of the lines...

But later on tonight, I might very well take you up on that offer

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>>95104 bet

Damn it you've got less than a minute

by the way, that's my ex-wife... we were married for 16 years

she was small

and she could BEAT THE EVER LIVIN' SHIT OUT OF ANY MAN

just like my current wife, Wendy

and I amNOTjoking

she LOVED to fight and break guys noses... no shit

I watched her BEAT A MN UNCONSCIOUS at the Atlanta Mistown Musical Festival

knocked him out.... unconscious

not joking

my current wife is the same way

not afraid of shit

me?.... I'm MUCH less likely to jump to violence....

but both of those wives?

they'll get RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE

AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

inexperienced men always believe tropes about women being weak

and sure, many of them are

but not the ones you ask to marry you

and not just physical strength

they're much tougher than men in soooo many ways

fear is a choice

So in life, whenever you meet a man who suggests that women are weak and stupid and emotionally frail, that's how you know he's never been in a real relationship before

>>95126

CORRECT !!

ITS ABEHAVIOR

there really isnt anything to fear

men are very easy to overcome and dominate their egos are way too fragile

and start acting like angry chimps as soon as you make em feel soft

on this one voice chat site airtalk more men couldn't handle me then females

>>95126

just like so many things that humans pretend are beyond their control

They will claim to be overwhelmed by depression

DEPRESSION IS A BEHAVIOR

The behavior Begins by being self-absorbed and sinking into your own self indulgent bubble

And as humans, we have all seen how depressed people behave, so webegin behaving like a depressed person

And thatBEHAVIORblooms, and suddenly we are ALLOWING OURSELVES TO BECOME THEBEHAVIOR

Because that's how we fool ourselves into believing it's not our choice... that's how we validate and justify our behavior, by allowing the behavior to become an actual entity, which modifies our little self-indulgent bubble

they all left our call like some scared prey

you create your own depression only a fool would let him his mind dominate him

Before you dominate anyone you have to dominate yourself first

>>95132

absolutely...... always

Men are nothing more than little children, who spend their youth playing Cowboy or Soldier or fireman or whatever.....

And one day they turn around and realize they are expected to appear adult, so they begin pretending to be men

>>95138

True domination means the word dominate not even being part of your vocabulary

Those who command attention never think twice about it

The underlings will do all the work for them, because they will gravitate to somebody with self-confidence, and the one in control never has to exert any control whatsoever

>>95141 Indeed it all comes naturally

C O N V E R S E L Y :

HAPPINESS is also a BEHAVIOR

It doesn't matter what particular problems we have at any given moment, because if we BEHAVE HAPPY, it manifests into a reality, exactly the same way the behavior called depression works

>>95142

It can't be taught, because it grows from within, and it's usually already inside you growing before you even realize it exists

>>95144 makes sense since I never really changed much over the years

money doesn't buy happiness happiness doesn't have a price if you keep looking for it you will never find it

it all comes naturally

THE EMPTY "BRAVADO" OF MEN:

Dudes will always talk shit with each other, like "Man, I'd fuck her SO HARD" blah blah blah blah

But when it comes down to the wire, I've never seen a bigger group of cowards than GROWN MEN

I've been in tons of different scenarios, like gangbangs or orgies or whatever you'd like it....

I just call it having fun....

and NOT SURPRISINGLY, it was always ME who initiated these scenarios

Because men are too afraid to Simply initiate a random ad hoc unexpected gangbang out of the blue....

And I'm not joking.. this is not bullshit talk.. I'm being completely 100% dead serious....

The first time I tried it, I wasn't exactly sure how it would work out, but I stopped listening to my inner uncertainties, and decided just relax and be natural

so the FIRST TIME, I was at a friend's house, wear a small impromptu party had happened...

like maybe 9 or 10 people, from different walks of life, and I only knew two of these people...

my buddy, and a chick that I had met at Lenox Square Mall before...

The rest of them were complete strangers, three single girls, one chick who was there with her boyfriend, and a few other dudes...

SO.... always keep them off guard by being unpredictable

I asked the girl's boyfriend something like, "hey, how about them dogs?"

(I fucking HATE sports)

But he smiled and started responding, something positive about the Georgia Bulldogs.. and before he finished his first sentence, right in front of his girlfriend, I rudely interrupted him...

I said, "yea FUCK FOOTBALL, DUDE"

The whole room went silent as I stood up and very calmly smiled and announced, "OKAY EVERYBODY, I need all of you guys to get in the bathroom and wash your hands right now, because we're going to have sex, so I want you to scrub your hands like a surgeon!"

And if you think I'm fabricating this story, you would be sadly mistaken.. this is 100% true

If you're wondering what trick or pick up line I used, there wasn't any

but there IS a secret to succeeding :

YOUR VOICE CANNOT QUAVER

If they hear even the most subtle Quaver of uncertainty or doubt in your voice, you might as well forget it

so.......

I'm standing there, and everybody is sitting sofas and chairs in the living room, staring at me with their eyes wide open...

I'm calm, smiling... because I know there's nothing to be afraid of

I NEVER "ASKED" THEM ANYTHING

I never asked them if they wanted to have a gangbang, I never asked for permission, I didn't ask a goddamn thing

I MADE A STATEMENT

"WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE SEX"

I told them, "everybody wants to have naughty fun, but everyone's too afraid what other people will think if they mention it"

next, with a slightly stern tone

"WASH YOUR HANDS LIKE A SURGEON!! UNDER THE FINGERNAILS!! STERILE!! AND WAS YOUR JUNK, TOO!!"

You'd be amazed how fast those guys jumped up out of their seats and all ran directly to the bathroom, and the girls remained, smiling at me

Almost as if they were thinking, " well, look at this self-confident motherfucker.. I wonder where he's taking this next"

AGAIN: I'm not making this up.. this is a true story. It's really not that remarkable, but for some reason, some people tend to think things like this are impossible, so they would suggest I'm fabricating the story

Without missing a beat, and with all of the guys able to hear me while they're taking turns scrubbing their hands and washing off their dicks and balls...

I asked the girls:

" have you ever had a guy fingering you, and suddenly you realized he never washed his hands after using the public restroom?"

"EEEWWWWW"

And one of the girls started taking her clothes off

100 % TRUE..........

The other girls immediately followed suit, and before the dudes had finished washing their hands, all of the girls were naked

THE EMPTY "BRAVADO" OF MEN:

Not surprisingly, when the guys walked back into the living room, suddenly they all looked at each other and FROZE......

I was taking my clothes off, all of the girls already naked, and there are the dudes... SCARED AS SHIT.....

all of their "man, I'd fuck her SO HARD" bullshit was nowhere to be found

THEY WERE TERRIFIED

Dudes who are too scared to show any level of confidence are only fucking themselves

I like to call that all bark but no dick

Acting like you're hard when in reality you're a small little girl

I literally told them, "LOOK, ASSHOLES.... I DID ALL THE WORK FOR YOU, AND YOU WILL NOT BACK OUT NOW... TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN PANTS OFF !! NOBODY CARES ABOUT SEEING YOUR DICKS!!"

Real tough guys never have to force themselves to act tough or show authority over anyone It comes naturally

Respect is something that is earned never given

FAST FORWARD :

I was fucking that guy's girlfriend right in front of him... he didn't complain because he had already fucked two other chicks right in front of his girlfriend

Actually, his girlfriend was sucking my dick when I asked him " hey would you roll a joint for me and play some more music?"

Now it's worse than ever the snowflake epidemic goes to shows just how fragile men can be nowadays

That was the first time I ever tried that

So on the second time, I whittled it down and made it more concise and expedient

I Pity

>>95168 sounds like he would love NTR

By the third time I had created a spontaneous gangbang, I had mastered it

I could basically get it going with just three sentences

Success breeds more success because confidence breeds more confidence

>>95172

what's NTR?

Anyway, the actual stories about the gangbangs are not the point I was trying to make

my point was MEN ARE THE COWARDS

But the women had no problem. Not afraid of jack shit

>>95174 pretty much the type of dude to love seeing their woman get fucked by other men

dammit hold on

I need to go explain something to the plumbers I'll be right back

>>95176

oh.... yeah, well those guys are creepy losers

It has nothing to do with loving to watch your girl have sex with other guys

It's about guys who enjoy fucking three or four women in the same session...

brb

FACT: guys who get laid NEVER talk about "cuck".... it's not part of our vocabulary

"cuck" is nothing more than a contrived porn genre targeted at latent repressed homosexuals

It's really simple any sexual scenario where a man focuses on the other man having sex is homosexuality-based

Sure, it might appear to involve a woman as well, but that's not the real Focus

I've never met a guy that gets pussy whom ever mentioned anything even vaguely similar to "cucking"...

That's a conversation that's never popped up

Not from any woman, and certainly not from any man who gets laid

"cuck" is only a fixation for MEN WHO DONT GET PUSSY

it's targeted at SEXLESS MALES, and ironically, they are too afraid to risk rejection to even try getting laid, so they rely on jacking their dicks while they stare at a computer monitor, fantasizing about someone else "fucking THEIR woman

But they have no woman

What a peculiar and telling obsession, don't you think?

Isn't that kind of like a starving Ethiopian child who fixates on being forced to watch somebody else eat their McDonald's Happy meal?

Many many years ago, my ex-wife and I were contracted to do some high-end textures and finishing in a clients condominium...

Making certain areas look like they were made out of imported marble and some other stone work

Making his den's walls appear to be made out of old "book cover" leather...

Not only was he a client, but I also knew him as an acquaintance, A friend of a friend

So we were taking a break, getting high, and my wife asked him "dude you got any good porn?"

so Webber popped a porn video in, and we were smoking pot, and there was a scene in the porn video, and up close shot of a women's vagina getting pounded...

and Webber said "damn.... just look at that dudes dick"

My wife and I looked at each other, but we say a word

again, another upclose shot, and again, Webber says, "Man... look at THAT !! his dick is really big, huh ?"

....finally, I said "Dude.... I'm watching the thing that's stretched AROUND his dick... I'm not sure if you chose the right category of porn"

If sex between a man and a woman makes you focus on the man, you're gay

not that being gay is a bad thing

I know lots of VERY VERY cool gay people....

what's a BAD THING isliving a lie

>>95183 what happened between you and your ex

if you dont mind me asking

>>95184

which one?

I've been married 3 times, and had several long term girlfriends who were basically wives, although we never got the paper documentation

>>95184

>>95185

either way the answers are all the same:

in life, people change and grow, both parties involved WILL change, and their interests will go in different directions, and they go their own way

it's natural....

I see

niggers

by the way :

DJ ICEY

fucking BADASS

DJ ICEY is a bad motherfucker

mutherfuckin' DJ ICEY is bad to the bone

DJ ICEY does a show called AUTOMATIC STATIC

it's fucking awesome

If you don't get high, don't even bother wasting your time trying to enjoy DJ Icey..

don't even waste your time trying to enjoy ANYTHING...

If you don't get high, then just shut your fucking mouth and crawl back into your little crib and wait for mommy to insert her nipple into your stupid fucking mouth

In fact, if you don't get high, then next time you see a really hot girl out in public, approach her and give her my phone number.. tell her I'm going to get her really really high and then fuck her in the shithole, while you sit there playing video games in your mother's spare bedroom....

Afterwards, you can sniff the end of my cock to find out what herbutthole smells like

take a walk through the common lands

silver trees and purple sands

ust close your eyes, and you will find

the window and the skies divine

This storm has thrown us through the sky

This storm has thrown us through the sky

just you and i........

Because if you are afraid of exploring your inner consciousness through intoxication, you're afraid of everything

Because if you're afraid of getting high, then you're afraid of yourself

And if you're afraid of YOURSELF

then you ain't shit

If you are afraid of finding yourself, then you will never meet yourself, you will never know yourself, and there will be no reason for anybody else to bother, either.

Out of sight out of mind

Follow your dreams and hold on tight

Nobody's attracted to a fucking coward, not even other cowards

P250

>>95214

Get ready to find some good people to call

If you haven't yet figured out why the world loves Elvis Presley.. you owe it to yourself to research the topic.. start at the beginning

This was taped at NBC Studios 12 years after Elvis exploded on the scene and changed History

A seasoned Elvis fan will have already gravitated towards this, but if you're just first starting out, you might gravitate to the 1956 stuff

And it has nothing to do music

NOTHING to do with the music...

we love HIM... not the songs

HIM......

mesmerizing

And if you can't SEE why.....

you're blind

plus, his voice was AMAZING

he was MESMERIZING

>>95214

I understand it's hard for your generation to even visualize why Elvis was such a motherfucking meteorite

He was a thermonuclear lightning bolt from outer space

I suppose you really have to understand how bland and tame and conservative everything was

before Elvis, it was "GEE SWELL"

and one night, HE FUCKING CHANGED THE WORLD

he literally INVENTED "COOL"

The next morning, the entire world wanted to be cool, just like him

He literally scared the shit out of the entire world !!!

Nobody had ever seen anything even vaguely similar to this before...

Every mother and father was terrified

Every daughter wanted to fuck him

And every son wanted to BE him

it was HUGE

he was like an uncaged leopard

molten leather liquid laserbeams

It had absolutely nothing to do with the music whatsoever

it was HIM......HIM !!

he was FREEDOM

he was FIRE

he was YOU

He was what everybody wished they were allowed to be, but never realized it before

It wasn't about the music at all

it was about BREAKING FREE !!!!

"THE FIRST TIME CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE"

johnny neptune

he was bathing in pussy

THE ENTIRE WORLD FELL IN LOVE WITH HIMINSTANTLY

I don't see many people like him anymore

>>95227

yes sir

Still to this very day, Elvis Presley is listed as having more sex than any other human, simply based upon his habit of engaging in sex with 35 women simultaneously, several times a day, Around the Clock for 22 years

When he got married, there was a brief period where he was fucking dozens of women a day, but he would do them one at a time

But as soon as he got rid of his wife, he went right back to fucking 35 women at a time, like a revolving door

>>95229

It's fair to say that none of us have ever seen anybody quite like him before or since, because there never will be one

According to Wilt Chamberlain he slept with over 20,000 woman

And I'm definitely not gay, but I'm also comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to tell the truth :

he was HANDSOME AS SHIT

>>95232

I'm familiar with that Wilt Chamberlain story, and I highly doubt it to be honest.. I'm not saying Wilt Chamberlain didn't go through a lot of pussy

But I find it highly unlikely, mathematically speaking

>>95235 even his teammates find it highly unlikely

though in my opinion he's the best basketball player of all time shit was just unfair

the NBA had to add 4 new rules just to accommodate this nigger playing the game and it really didn't even matter

>>95237

>>95236

It's not impossible, I just don't believe it.. I don't believe it, simply based upon math

Everybody thought Elvis was a nigger

The stories about him were just mystical though I highly doubt some of them

It took a while for people to even realize Elvis was white

>>95240 I can see why

>>95241

Wilt Chamberlain certainly wasn't an Elvis Presley might have been a very physical subprimate, very skilled at throwing things like a baboon

But he was no Elvis

>>95244 yeah there is no comparison

My two favorite sports have always been pussy and getting high, and I'm a goddamn gold medalist

Though physically he was a gorilla

>>95246 what got you into drugs in the first place

and since you love telling stories tell me the worst trip you have ever had

Colonel Tom wanted Elvis to close the 68 special with the song "here comes Santa claus"

But Elvis rebelled and basically told Colonel Tom to eat his shit, because he ended the show with this

I'm not talking about the song itself, or the style of music when I sayTHIS is THE MOST POWERFUL LIVE VOCAL PERFORMANCE EVER!!

The music is pre-recorded in the background, but that's actually him singing into the microphone

No computers, no sound effects, no editing, just pure elvis..

And it's like a goddamn fucking trumpet blowing down from heaven

>>95251

yes sir.... I am doing some housework cleaning up before my wife gets home, so take your time and I am going to quietly pay attention to every word..

If I don't respond immediately, trust me I'm still here.. I'm just taking care of some last minute chores like a good husband

continue

>>95253 I am asking you

>>95251

Oh. I understand now..

Well, my wife's going to be here soon and I still have some dishes to do.. I'd rather hear a story from you, whether it's about a bad trip, or a good trip, or nothing to do with drugs or music at all

Tell me any story that you think is worth me knowing about

there was once a homeless black dude that always sat at the curb begging at the nearby passerby this was a negro shit hole of an avenue near the highway

anyways one day I decide to talk to this individual trying to know him better and how he ended up like that and apparently he's a struggling coke addict that has been in and out of shelters for 10 years and keeps getting kicked out thanks to his manic episodes

Like I said I'm paying attention but I'm still cleaning up.. please continue

over time he sat less and lese at that curb and after enough time has passed I have not seen him in years and I never figured out what happened to that fello though that area has always been a hotspot for vagabonds and homeless people

Keep going.. you can even enter stream of consciousness, if you'd like.. I promise I'm going to read all of it, but now I'm about to do the litter boxes before my wife gets here.. we do animal rescue

I find these areas of the country very interesting since I think it demonstrates The human condition in the most purest of form since little to no government involvement ever happens some of these places you'd even be mistaken for thinking these people caveman

At the same time you get luxury cities and very down and rural areas all in one I think all of them are needed to see the full experience of humanity the good and the ugly side all sides of the same mortal coil

>>95262

I like the way you think. Keep going

People think homophobia racism ableism xenophobia can just be eradicated fixed just like that and it really is funny to see all these articles of people tirelessly trying ways of fixing these issues when in reality

you can never get rid of human nature

all that stems from fear of race religion status it's from that fear that got converted into hate

because people naturally feel what they can't understand that's also the origin of insecurity

I act the way that I act because I choose to and not because I am exactly any of these things but because it just proved my point people get very riled up extremely

my behavior today stems from countless years of just online fuckery my parents never really cared when I viewed online which I am pretty thankful for earlier and I was just on the surface sites interacting with pretty average people at first so after a while I started to get pretty bored of that

so I started the branch off into more obscure sites and groups some toxic some racism homophobic trying to explore all facets of the web and ways of interacting with people

eventually though even these people started to bore me once I realized they were basically like dealing with the other people sensitive and get real defensive when you try to question them fuck with them

So I kind of just do whatever I want to go wherever I want online which has led me to interesting places I have been banned quite a couple times on every social media set I can remember for the ways I act with the experience I have gotten

even most of the chan sites and other obscure web forums neo nazi chats even some KKK sites all the same trying to ban you just for fucking with them no different really

so naturally I'm very knowledgeable about my IP how to change it into various ways vpns routers makes bans useless helps me interact with places

>>95276

ditto

The internet is no different from an infinite span of consciousness the thoughts of all the people on the planet all at once all the time

>>95276

If you met me in person I'd act the exact same way never really a fan of trying to pull off a persona or faking myself

>>95281

EGG... ZACK... LEE...

I'm not saying that I'm not a polite person in real life, because I'm actually overly polite and considerate to a fault....

but this is me.....

I talk like this.... I write like this...

I draw like this.... it's me

I'm a total fuck up

I'm NOT superior to anybody

and I hate ALL HUMANS equally

including myself

I'm also a very loyal friend

and I stand up for the underdogs

NOT the ones who shot themselves in the foot, and blamed the world

but the true underdogs

But yeah, a lot of times I paint with words, and I might brighten up the canvas a little bit to get my point across

But this is the real me.. this is the way I've been since I was 15.. I haven't really changed at all

>>95281

Some people think I use an online persona called JN

nope..... wrong

My mother has called me Johnny Neptune ever since I was 12, and so have all of my friends, and my teachers, and everybody who knows me

When I was 11, I developed an original cartoon character named Johnny neptune, who was a mixture between James Bond and Elvis Presley

My Johnny Neptune cartoons featured the world's greatest secret agent who secretly saved the World Behind the Scenes, and instead of hiding incognito, he hid in plain sight, up on the stage, like an Elvis figure.. nobody realized Johnny Neptune was also saving the world while they slept

That was my little cartoon I used to draw, and I would Xerox it and sell them at school for 25 cents a piece. What can I say? I was 11 years old

At age 12 I got commissioned to illustrate a magazine cover, and I decided to use the name Johnny Neptune as my professional art pseudonym

And everybody responded to it.. I got really good results with it.. I got a lot of art jobs with it.. like I said, my mother called me Johnny Neptune ever since I was 12

So I'm not using any online personas

YES occasionally I might turn up the volume a little bit just to get under people's skin a little bit more effectively

But I believe everything I type in here.. that's exactly how I feel in real life

And can you believe all these decades later, me, the world's most enthusiastic Elvis fan, the guy who developed the Johnny Neptune secret agent Rockstar character....

watches AGENT ELVIS

Everything has come full circle

By the way I don't dislike you guys

I really don't.. for example, right here right now.. this feels really comfortable to me

This reminds me of hanging out and shooting the shit with my friends in real life

what I dislike is UNORIGINALITY

I dislike CONTRIVED BEHAVIOR

I actually enjoy liking people

But I like animals much much better, and to be honest with you, the human race is a fucking cancer.. the human is the most disgusting animal on Earth, and although I enjoy liking individual people, I hate the entire human race as a whole

but most of all ......

I detest those who WONT TAKE RISKS

God DAMN, elvis.........

you were GORGEOUS !!

In that little clip, badass red-blooded American Jerry Reed sums it up so well

By the way, how old are you? Just curious

My wife will be here in about 5 minutes

And it's going to be time to make dinner

I'll be back later, but I'd like to leave with a true story you might find interesting, but then again you might find it completely worthless

alright

>>95293 I am the same caveman from that pic how old you think I am

>>95283 post the illustration of your character

19

how bout yourself

I am the one who gaveMike Nevermindhis name....

Mike wasn't his real first name, but that's the name he used in his drug trafficking business in Atlanta

Back then, he supplied the entire Atlanta area and particularly the Rave scene with all of the very best drugs

He was connected with a Sicilian

And I'm the one who nicknamed him MIKE NEVERMIND, and it stuck...

Mike Nevermind made a lot of money selling drugs, but he GAVE AWAY TONS of drugs.....

He literally powered the entire Atlanta Rave scene with the highest quality drugs imported from all the right places, I assure you

And I'm confident you're familiar with the Rave drugs.. we're not talking about dimes of weed here

That shit is expensive, and he gave it away for free, and literally fueled the Non-Stop out of control Rave scene that was happening in the '90s

You have no idea HOW MANY RAVERS were gliding at a thousand miles an hour completely free of charge

one morning, like 10:30 a.m., I was at a badass Rave in Marietta Georgia, and I happen to be smoking some weed with some Rave friends, and one of them started putting on a fake badass tough guy persona, I suppose trying to impress the girls, and he started bad-mouthing Mike Nevermind

"Yeah Mike is an ASSHOLE blah blah blah"

I interrupted him and told him, "that's really coincidental.. because Mike was talking about YOU just the other day!!"

the guy looked at me, ready to hear what trash talk Mike said about him

I continued... "Mike said You are a Super Good Dude, and he trusts you implicitly... Mike said if he ever got into a real jam, he'd be proud to have someone just like YOU at his side"

the guy that was badmouthing Mike got dead silent.... his face fell blank...

the girls he was talking to went blank

dead silence.... you could literally see this guy shrink down....

the girls walked away from him...

and he slumped and walked into the darkness

Mike Nevermind never said ANYTHING about him at all

>>95297

okay I figured it was you

Wendy's home

gotta run

be well

fun

slut

By the way you should bookmark this.. you might want to come back to it two or three times before it makes your hair literally stand on end when you realize you are completely addicted to it

it's PERFECTION

Keep an open mind.. it's ethereal, it's classic, it's elegant, it's gorgeous and exquisite, and it's simultaneously like a power drill going through your frontal lobe

It's musical amphetamine, and it will make your heart start pumping and you'll feel your aorta and endorphins surging through your bloodstream.. I'm not joking

I'm NOT joking

musical meth

enjoy

nice

burn niggers alive