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File: 3dacda94fbcfcc0⋯.jpeg (916.98 KB,1242x1108,621:554,IMG_2465.jpeg)

 No.94936

old men add me on discord @leiuwu

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 No.94941

slut

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 No.94944

does your father know his daughter is a whore

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 No.94946

what is your cashapp

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 No.94948

theres no such thing as EFOOD

theres no such thing as ETOUCH

and there sure as fuck aint no such thing as ESEX

so ESLUT can EatmySHIT

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 No.94949

>>94936

dude...... you're SUCH a loser

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 No.94950

>>94936

my wife literally gave me deepthroat for 90 minutes today....

NINETY MINUTES

of fucking her Esophagus

and here you are

pretending to be a girl

dude..... you are the biggest fag

you are Embarrassing

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 No.94954

>>94950

lol we're still pretending we're married now, are we? Keep dreaming, creepy bitchboy. Shouldn't you be making 15 posts about your obsession Ashley?

beta male fuckboy lmfao

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 No.94955

File: 82006063e68f3fa⋯.jpg (66.44 KB,540x756,5:7,bdsmlr_300034_S63PnUKyCX.jpg)

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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 No.94960

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>>94954

Envestigator

Ediot

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 No.94961

File: 5a2bc510922de0e⋯.mp4 (6.82 MB,240x426,40:71,161300326_477784893243590_….mp4)

lol @ thinkingIof all ppl

lies about pussy

hahahaha dimwit !!!

I was a strip club DJ for 10 years

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 No.94962

can you count?.....

can you handle simple math?

let's find out, dorky....

10 years X 365 days =3,650 NIGHTS

thaaaaats right, dorkster

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 No.94964

Ehhhh Guess who's fucking strippers?

it's not the customers, trust me....

ITS THEDJ

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 No.94965

THE DEEJay fucks Every stripper

and thE waitresses.....

and the fEmale bartenders....

and thE "audition" chicks

applying for a job

and the occasional

female customers

(yes, women often come in to watch strippers)

and then there's the female

friends of all those strippers

and waitresses....

because when you're fucking

them, you'll hang out at their

apartments, and mEet their friends

and MEAT their friends

DUUHHHH

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 No.94966

File: 859572f2b1ae8d7⋯.jpg (385.22 KB,720x1280,9:16,JN_Wendy.jpg)

if I told you I've fucked well over

700 women in my life, you'll

say I was lying, or bragging

of course you will

but I'm NOT bragging.... not at all

because if you consider the fact

that I was up in that DJ booth for

3,650 nights, then obviously 700+

women isn't a very high score......

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 No.94967

File: 716fe1288959800⋯.jpg (63.73 KB,600x900,2:3,PicsArt_05_12_11_13_06.jpg)

but then again, that's just the 700+ whose names I actually asked beforehand....

there's also the dozens... actually a few dozen whose names I quite literally never asked... and they never asked mine....

no shit..... and if that sounds like an Exaggeration, let me remind you that I lived in a much, much better

time in history than you.

the reason your world sucks is YOU

it's YOU and your entire generation that's why your lives suck

YOU'RE the reason you're not fucking any chicks

YOU are why there's no 700

or 70

or 7

or even one......

it's not their fault

it's YOURS

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 No.94968

File: 246f2fecee2e08a⋯.jpg (67.36 KB,480x640,3:4,6110172262240857986.jpg)

but the idea that you'd suggest that

it'sMEwho doesn't get pussy ?

well..... that's quite ironic

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 No.94969

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I'd say "I'm sorry you aren't capable of charisma".....

that you're not capable of being interesting and charming

but it would be a lie

I actually think it's funny

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