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 No.94578

"I really want to be filled with poop. I wish a Leafeon would shit in my mouth while an Umbreon forces its shit in my ass. Just leaning against my butt and pushing big hard turds into me while my asshole struggles to stretch and fit the logs into it. I want to feel my shit backing up all the way into my stomach."

Or at least that's the idea you've been masturbating to for the past few weeks.

Unfortunately though, it's nothing that can actually be realized, considering that Pokémon aren't real. Which is why you were so surprised to find a stranded Jirachi on your balcony, interrupting your fap-session in the middle of a Thursday night.

Unable to just leave the poor thing out here, you put on some pants and decide to bring it inside. Your parents used to have a dog back in the day, but you've never cared for something that's more similar to a child than an animal.

Unsure of what to do, you carry it into the kitchen and set it down on the table. "It's probably hungry" you think, so you turn and start chopping up an apple for the small Pokémon, trying in vain to rationalize the situation.

Soon after you've finished preparing the snack, Jirachi awakens. It scans your kitchen with a confused look on its face.

"Are you okay? I found you lying on the ground outside. I don't know what you like to eat, but i can offer you an apple" you say.

Sure enough the Pokémon was hungry so it starts wolfing down the meal as quickly as possible.

The situation is bizarre as is, but gets even more bizarre when you start hearing a voice in your head.

"Thank you! I ended up in this dimension a few days ago after i lost a fight with my dimensional neighbor. He has some anger issues, so there was no knowing what place he'd send me to. Unfortunately, i don't have any space-time-traversing abilities of my own, so I'm kind of stuck here unless i can find someone whose mind is open enough to even accept our existence. And here you are!"

You look around, frantically trying to figure out where the voice is coming from since you don't want to deal with the possibility of going insane.

"What are you doing? I'm right here on your table, dummy! I converse telepathically! So are you going to help me get back or not?"

You try to answer, but Jirachi reads your thoughts before they even leave your mouth.

"How, you ask? You know of my existence, so you must know of my ability. I fulfill wishes! And i need you to make a wish for me to return home!"

For a second, you get an idea. The next second you force it back into the depths of your brain, as to not make Jirachi aware of it. But looking at its face, you know you were too slow. It smirks at you mischievously and you avert your gaze in an attempt to hide your embarrassment.

"You wonder if you could come with me, eh? Leave this boring life behind you? Or maybe just.. go on a little adventure?"

Your dick twitches as you involuntarily think of your fantasy and you feel yourself getting hard. Jirachi doesn't take its eyes off you.

"It's fine, people ask me for weird shit all the time, i promise. Sure, i can bring you along! As long as your destination of choice exists within our realm, I'll be able to find my way home. Did you want to bring anything? Interdimensional travel often leaves you hungry and thirsty, so you should plan ahead."

Knowing what you're getting yourself into, you just smile and shake your head. Jirachi recites the exact phrase you need to say in order to make a wish, you repeat it and you're off.

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 No.94579

File: ca224ec725b1975⋯.png (647.45 KB,846x476,423:238,monday.PNG)

The next time you open your eyes, you've switched locations almost instantly. You look around to find yourself in a forest, Jirachi being nowhere to be seen. You wonder if you're just dreaming, but soon enough you can hear movement around you which takes ahold if your focus.

A couple of eeveelutions have appeared from the underbrush. A Leafeon and an Umbreon. You can't see their hind legs and realize that their bellies are touching the ground, completely hiding their lower regions. They shift a little and let out a fart. Your dick twitches again and is now actively straining against your pants. Figuring you won't need them for much longer, you rush to take them off and toss them aside before you get on all fours, signaling submission to the two Pokémon in front of you. You open your mouth and let your tongue drop out, trying to communicate what you're ready to do for them.

After a few seconds of consideration from the eeveelutions, they vaguely nod at each other and start moving towards you, their big bellies almost dragging across the floor as they walk. One of them lets another fart escape their cramped behind in the meantime.

Naturally you're straight, so catching a glimpse of the eeveelutions balls first puts a damper on your mood. But as soon as the Leafeon has positioned itself in front of your face, its heavy balls touching your chin, you forget all about it and give them a lick. Leafeon purrs in response. It is obviously waiting for Umbreon to get into position as well, but before you can turn around to look, you can feel its balls resting against yours as it lines itself up with your anus. It chitters, probably communicating with the Pokémon in front of your face, then moves backwards and furiously starts licking your entrance.

Leafeon suddenly moves away, making you whine. You watch its stride with anticipation, realizing that it's moving towards your rear end and positioning itself next to Umbreon who has stopped licking by then. Thanks to their bellies they don't have a lot of room, so they decide to face away from each other; their butts aligning just behind yours.

You only have a second to question them, because the next they've both plunged their barbed cocks into your ass; their heavy balls meeting each other half-way. They shift around some, trying to force as much of their cocks into you as possible before they pull out one by one and pluge back in rhythmically, stretching your anus further.

You moan in a mixture of pain and pleasure, as their barbs latch onto the rim of your hole repeatedly while they open you up. It comes as a surprise when they stop half-way through, not allowing either of you to cum, and move back into position.

You understand the point of it when Umbreon pushes its ass against yours and you can slowly feel something big and hard trying to breach past the muscle that keeps your ass shut, making your dick twitch repeatedly. Finally Umbreons poop starts entering your colon, pushing against your prostate without mercy. Some gas escapes its ass every so often, making your insides vibrate slightly each time.

*PPPFFfffbbrbrrbbbbrrrttt*

At the same time, Leafeon is straining hard against your face as it tries to unload 3 weeks of pent up, constipated poop but only managing to fart right into your face.

*PpFFRRBBBLLLRRFFLLTTTT *

It quickly closes its anus around your nose and farts again as you try to get some air.

*BBBBRRRRPPPPFFFRRRRRRRRRTTT*

Your stomach starts swelling up with Umbreons shit and Leafeons farts but you need more, despite feeling like you're about to pass out. Your pulsating dick is pushing up against your belly at this point.

Leafeon finally starts crowning so you move to lick the rim of its stretched out asshole in a circling motion, briefly touching the hard log a few times. You wrap your lips around it and suck on it like a hard cock.

*BBRRppfffRBbBBbb*

Leafeon groans and strains trying to push out the huge turd but it hardly moves, so you decide to grab its dick and start jerking it while pushing your nose against the turd and sucking on its balls at the same time. Another wet fart hits your nostrils, bringing you over the edge and making you cum for the first time.

*PPpPPffFFRRRbBrRRrTtTt*

Eventually the turd starts moving so you move back up and open your mouth as wide as you can, tongue hanging out to make as much room as possible for the giant log that's about to enter your throat. Leafeon strains and starts pushing the shitloaf into your mouth, leaning back against your face to make sure it won't miss or spill. A big load of rancid, pent up gas comes with it.

*PPPPPppfRrBbBBlllrrFrfRT*

Its poop is huge and solid like a brick and you can feel every inch of its texture as it squeezes down your tight throat, bulging and stretching it out to the max. There is no need to chew, Leafeon is essentially making you deepthroat its logs as they enter your throat one after another in rapid succession.

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 No.94597

File: d849eacb447a607⋯.png (381.91 KB,640x480,4:3,me_room214.png)

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