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My favorite way to wake a man up is by sucking his dick.. I like to creep into his bedroom while he is sound asleep, and slowly put my mouth around his penis.

I've never seen a vagina in real life, and I have no intention of becoming a heterosexual in the foreseeable future.

I've never been in a fist fight, because I am a worthless sniveling coward.

I couldn't defend myself against an 11-year-old girl if she wanted to beat my ass, I am too afraid to fight back.

But if you're not a female, you can simply PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP...

And once I've got the head of your penis down the back of my throat, you can PRETEND TO WAKE UP.

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