I've never seen a vagina in real life, and I've never been in a fist fight. I don't know how to defend myself, so even a teenage girl could beat my ass into the sidewalk.. I simply don't have the balls to fight back, and I live my entire life in fear..
I obviously don't have a job, so apparently I'm still living in my mother's spare bedroom.
I'm like a little child who keeps repeating the word "POOPIE!!" at the dinner table, convinced that I am shocking the adults with my edgy Edge shock value.
It's pretty obvious I'm never going to have a sexual relationship with the female, so I'm pretty much guaranteed to end up with several penises down the back of my throat...
I'm so desperate for friends and companionship, that I create these stupid threads, thinking some random stranger will pay attention to me.
That type of desperation usually results in homosexuality, simply out of the laughable need to finally have a friend