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File: c30fb63a6d73518⋯.png (76.74 KB,754x324,377:162,bell_end.png)

 No.92826

The human penis evolved to have a bell end because women are literally whores, constantly fucking guys, and so men who survived and reproduced evolved to have bell end penises to scoop out other guys' cum from the whore's vagina.

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 No.92827

>>92826

or me and the boys (who are my brothers and cousins) are supposed to go around gang raping women

and I hate defending women

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 No.92829

you cant get bitches we get it

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 No.92831

the Lonely Disenfranchised Inexperienced Adult Male who unironically harbors unexplained animosity towards womenspends his Saturday Nights FIXATING ON OTHER MEN'S PENISES

hmmm.... weird

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 No.92832

>>92827

"me and the boys"........

wow.... that sounded SO gay

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 No.92833

>>92827

I still have real-life friends that I've known for 46 years...

buddies from back when we were like 12 years old....

and we haveNEVERsaid "me and the boys"

you're homosexual

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 No.92834

>>92826

I'm aware that you've convinced yourself that you're simply "superior to women", which is laughable at best....

but that's not superiority

it's called HOMOSEXUALITY

and it's a cancer

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 No.92835

>>92833

that is cuz you're a boomer

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 No.92836

>>92827

lol...... creepy as shit !!!

"ME AND THE BOYS", huh ?

hahahaha!!!

"me and the boys"

weird as shit

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 No.92837

>>92835

nope.... it's because YOU ARE A COWARD

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 No.92838

>>92835

I don't care how many times you deny it

YOURE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN

you're terrified of rejection

Consumed by the self perception of inadequacy

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 No.92839

>>92835

You're not Reinventing the wheel here.. you're not breaking new ground.. you're not the first man to deny his fear

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 No.92840

>>92835

nothing has changed since I was a kid

nothing has changed since the Iron age

since the cavemen for that matter

HUMANS HAVE NOT CHANGED

you simply grew up with homoerotic memes & imageboard tropes

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 No.92841

>>92835

you are AFRAID OF REJECTION

so you NEVER TRY

meaningyou FAIL due to your FEAR OF FAILURE

case closed

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 No.92842

IN THE MEANTIME......

you spend yourSaturday nightcreating threads about YOUR PHILOSOPHIES ABOUT OTHER MEN'S PENISES

Be sure to correct me if I made any mistakes

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 No.92843

>>92841

if Im gang rapin' with the boys, rejection isn't a thing, just the chance of her getting away

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 No.92844

>>92843

lol sure you are, little dick... sure you are

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 No.92845

>>92843

AGAIN: WHY DO ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC SEXUAL FANTASIES INVOLVEBOYS??

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 No.92846

>>92843

uh oh......

you're about to ask me for a dick pic...

aren't you?

eeewww

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 No.92847

>>92826

THE AMAZING MR. SATURDAY NIGHT PENIS POSTULATOR

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 No.92848

>>92843

your superpower:

the super-ability to visualize other men's genitalia

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 No.92849

>>92843

I'm about to sir down to dinner & a movie with my wife, Mr. Penis Boy

have fun fantasizing

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 No.92850

>>92831

>spends his Saturday Nights

Sweet self own

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 No.92851

>>92850

polesmoker

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