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File: 683cd97e3967140⋯.jpg (193.31 KB,899x1199,899:1199,7.jpg)

 No.92298

Your mouth would make a good ashtray, get over here boy. If you're good I'll let you jerk off on my shoes.

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 No.92299

buy me a pack of cigs $alpaca4wrd

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 No.92300

>>92298

You got to be a cartoon for me to let you do that

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 No.92301

British women are repugnant

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 No.92303

get a job whore

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 No.92304

fucking slut

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 No.92309

all style, and no substance

disingenuous unresolved emotional issues hidden behind contrived fashion statements

"discipline, black rubber clothing, black hair dye - red lipstick, goth merchantelry & interior design" have nothing to do with sexuality....

these are all spraypaint.....

external stylizations

fashion trends used as a cloak

in which the fundamental element

is NOT sexual....

it appears sexual... to the casual observer ..

but there's nothing sexual at all....

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 No.92310

>>92303

>>92304

you ARE aware op isn't a woman

.......right?

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 No.92311

ALL I SEE IS UNORIGINAL FASHION

with 2/5ths of one saggy flat wide unappealing tit...

that partial pancake breast is the ONLY hint of "sexuality"....

not even half a hint....

nope.... sex isn't the topic here...

the topic at hand is DOMINATION/SUBMISSION...

In other words, this is designed for people who have some kind of repressed unresolved inter issue about a sense of powerlessness in one way or another...

Instead of wanting their dick sucked, they'd prefer playing a creepy unoriginal game of mate believe, in which fashionable hints of domination or obedience replace any traditional sexual orgasmic culmination...

Pushing our inner psychological "no-no buttons" has absolutely nothing to do with getting your dick sucked or blowing a load...

It's more like a Romper Room discount daycare psychotherapy Amateur hour fashion photography fagshow

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 No.92312

>>92298

the "sexiest" thing in the photo is the CHAIR....

and it's nothing special... not at all...

but when you consider the lacklustre woman, the flat wide tits, the outdated "hot topic" tier clothes, the "hot topic" cheesy harsh makeup, the stupid cigarette prop, the cheap $7 red drapes, or the Dollar Store light sconce with light bulb candles...... the stupid chair is the only vaguely interesting element...

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 No.92313

File: 0b02c22f577829c⋯.png (1.19 MB,1080x2018,540:1009,Screenshot_20230727_100626….png)

Like I said.. even the fashion photography is amateurish

Look at this cheap cheesy artificial sconce...

It actually has the electrical cord visible.... hahahahaha!!

The British "mansion" with the cheapDollar Store plug-in FAKE CANDLES?

You've got to be kidding me..

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 No.92314

>>92298

.........by the way, I also shoot fashion photography

....I take sexy fashion photography shoots as a side hobby...

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 No.92315

File: 1632134e4166e8d⋯.jpg (141.1 KB,960x720,4:3,Picsart_23_07_27_10_11_40_….jpg)

>>92298

here's some of my work....

If you'll notice, my photography doesn't include black fingernail polish and carefully placed cigarettes with Dollar Store electric handles or black rubber corsets.....

In fact, there are no cheesy fashion trends in my photography whatsoever

And I couldn't care less about anybody's fixation on dominating other people or being submissive.. I've never wasted a minute of my life thinking about those topics, and I'm not about to start now, that's for sure..

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 No.92316

Because I'm comfortable with myself, having embraced all of my inabilities along with those abilities I excel in, and I am quite happy with the role I have played in my existence to this point.... obviously, the psychological "naughty no-no button" of being called a "bad boy" during a fashionably-sensible "stylized admonishment" by a "domineering fat flat-titted pig" has zero appeal to me...

There's absolutely nothing even vaguely interesting about that concept..

There's also absolutely nothing even vaguely original or creative about it whatsoever.. it's so cookie cutter template off the rack Walmart Halloween decoration fat misfit awkward teenage Pig girl at the shopping mall, walking out of Hot Topic with the most recent incarnations of the same predictable cliches like goth and dark brooding evil fashion trends and trinkets

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 No.92317

>>92298

RE: MY "SEXY" FASHION PHOTOGRAPHY

I'm sorry, but I didn't have time to focus on calling each other naughty names and wearing the correct Gothic corsets, because I was too busy FUCKING HER IN THE ASSHOLE

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 No.92319

yep.... being called naughty names has zero appeal to me...

being told that I'm a "naughty boy" by an asexual black lipstick saggy-titted Marilyn Manson fan doesn't interest me in the least...

conversely, I find nothing even vaguely appealing about reversing those predictable cheesy cliche roles...

I've actually watched guys try to pull that dominator Master Slave bullshit in real life before more than once, trust me

I've been in situations where I've seen BDSM losers try to do their little bag show in real life.. it's the most embarrassing thing you could ever imagine

it's SOOO embarrassing

It's embarrassing for the entire human race. They make the entire human race look bad

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 No.92320

so......

Once you remove all of the trendy fashions in this particular concept, and get down to the bare Nitty Gritty of the "sexuality"....

even the alleged "naughty no-no" is nothing more than justanother fashion trend

the entire Discipline Submission concept is PURE CLICHE FASHION

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 No.92321

I've actually fucked lots of chicks in my life who were into this type of garbage

I was there through the entire origin of the goth bullshit, because I was heavily involved in the music scene back then.

I was actually there when GOTH DIED

I witnessed it live in person, when Bauhaus played the 688 Club in Atlanta ( and although you won't understand this, that happened during the relative beginning of the goth thing, not towards the end... by the time something becomes even vaguely popular, it's already dead)

and I was fucking TONS of the nightclub chicks, so of course I could tell you loads of stories about the different goth type chicks I banged, and the various weird creepy fashion coordination they insisted on during sex....

Like filling the house and bedroom with lit candles

Putting on special sexy goth corsets and other fashion garbage

Playing their stupid predictable cliche goth music while we fucked....

boring

trust me, that shit did last long... lol

fuck no.... I'd play alone until I had my cock balls deep, and that's when all their fashion garbage got flushed down the toilet instantly

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 No.92322

ooops !! A speech to text typo

"I played ALONG*"

I would play along with their multiple candles and NiN music & cheesy sex techniques like "hot tea & ice cube blowjobs"....

until I had my dick in their snatch and ass

And they never bothered with candles and 9 inch nails again after that

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 No.92323

I have a couple stories about gangbang situations, for lack of a better term, I suppose some people would refer to these situations as "orgies", but I hate that stupid word....

I've been involved in many of these types of scenarios, both at sex clubs and mainly in my own goddamn apartment back when I was younger

and I've seen a few "BDSM" guys pull their creepy faggish bullshit in some of these situations....

it's ALWAYS been creepy

uncomfortable

for everybody

involved

The whole room will go silent

no shit

An uncomfortable air suddenly fills the room, and in a brief moment of silence, everyone will collectively decide to pretend they didn't hear it, or brush it off

But when those douchebag "I am the master" types continue saying their creepy "master mantras", I've actually seen chicks get up and put their clothes back on and change their mind right in the middle of it

Because that's something that should be worked out at a psychotherapist office, not when women have decided they're in the mood to fuck

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 No.92324

It takes a special certain kind of deep inner emptiness for this type of cliche vanilla artificial fetish garbage to actually "appeal" to someone....

This type of contrived fashion trend fetish garbage is the clearest indicator that the human being behind the spray painted conceptualizationhas little to no actual "sexual abandon" experience whatsoever

People who have never found sexual abandon are highly unlikely to have ever found any other form of meaningful Reckless abandon in any other facet of their life

Inherently meaning they are still a block of modeling clay, easily malleable, and behind that contrived dominating fashion trend exterior, you will actually find a marshmallow, literally waiting for somebody to put them in their spot

They are literally waiting for somebody to destroy the terrified little child hiding inside of them, and free them of their self-doubt

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 No.92327

My ex-wife and I ended up fucking a pretty hot Russian girl in Atlanta one night

We were at a party and she ended up taking her clothes off on a sofa with a guy named Philip

Instead of fucking this hot Russian chick, Philip sat there and saying creepy shit about how "he was the master and she was the slave"...

it was SOOOO embarrassing

If he was saying that while forcing his dick down her throat, that would be one thing...

but no.... he wasn't even touching her. She was totally naked with her legs spread on the sofa, fingering herself, giving him every invitation required to fuck the shit out of her..

but Phillip sat there naked, not touching her, not even touching himself.. his hands were down by his side, and he looked so pathetic as he sat there looking at her, continuing, " I am in control now, so I can punish you by not touching you.... you are my slave and this will teach you a lesson... blah blah"

Everybody at that party was watching.. there were people having sex all over the apartment, but when Philip started his "I am your master" routine,we ALL were like "eeewww"

It was so uncomfortable

anyway, that Russian chick actually got up off the sofa, grabbed her clothes, and ran over to my ex-wife, and whispered something

My ex-wife and I took her into the back master bedroom, and all three of us fucked like rabid water buffalo

When we were done, we walked back out and Phillip was sitting there on the sofa by himself with all of his clothes back on again

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 No.92328

Phillip creeped the Russian girl out

It's not because anything Philip was saying had any shock value, far from it

There was nothing shocking or edgy about it

It was actually much more embarrassing than shocking

It's like without saying a word, all of the other people at the party having sex collectively thought in their heads:

"oh.. I guess THIS is where "I finally get to see how a BDSM person behaves in a real-life situation?"

It's not something normal people see very much

I mean, of course we've all seen this concept in movies and television, so everybody's familiar with the cheesy concept...

but rarely does a normal person actually see this bullshit in real life

so.... everybody at the party was looking at Philip with a strange expression on our faces

Because he was so fucking pathetic and uncomfortable..

None of us realized Philip was a weirdo like that, until the one time Phillip actually had an opportunity to fuck a hot Russian chick...

It was a spontaneous situation at the party.. it's not like anybody planned on going to the party and throwing an orgy

And Philip didn't have a date, so when he came over to the party, he had no idea a hot Russian girl was going to take off her clothes sitting next to him on the sofa...

It took Phillip by surprise, I'm sure

But at that point, he was put on the spot, and the REAL PHILLIP came out

And he was instantly ostracized

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 No.92329

if Philip had been in the middle of his cliche Mantra about "I and the master and I control you", and everybody at the party yelled "SHUT UP, PHILLIP!", he would have instantly caved in like a wilting flower...

Made out of marshmallow

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 No.92330

BDSM : A CLICHE STALLING TACTIC

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 No.92331

that's all it is...

nothing more

and nothing less....

the entire PSYCHOBABBLE FASHION

of "domination and submission"

is simply aSTALLING TACTIC

avoidance

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 No.92332

>>92310 still a whore

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 No.92333

no shit

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 No.92335

I had known Phillip for a year or so...

he was a friend of a friend

part of a subgroup of my real-life friends, these guys being advanced programmers (what most people would call "hackers", but these guys wouldn't use that term, because it's such an ego term)

I had always assumed Philip was a pretty cool guy, because my friends were pretty cool, and they liked him...

so, yeah... I always assumed he was just "one of the guys", until the night we were at an apartment with some rave girls after leaving a badass rave....

Until the girls started taking their clothes off...

Until the Russian chick sitting next to Philip took off her clothes and lean back, with her legs spread.. quite literally

And that's the night everybody found out Philip is a fucking loser, and I never really hung out with him after that night to be honest with you

Looking back, I realize he wasn't even part of the picture anymore after that

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 No.92338

By the way, this entire time I've been trying to remember that Russian chick's name LOL but I swear to God I can't remember it. I honestly can't remember what the fuck her name was.

But she was actually very cool and fun

Once she got away from Philip, at least

She was really into Trance Music

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 No.92576

nigger collection

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