[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]

/random/ - random

shitpost central
Name
Email
Subject
REC
STOP
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
Archive
* = required field[▶Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webp,webm, mp4, mov, swf, pdf
Max filesize is16 MB.
Max image dimensions are15000 x15000.
You may upload5 per post.


File: cfc5ec40d172955⋯.webm (325.23 KB,378x672,9:16,d5c901783a01e9e72c9f0147f….webm)

 No.89241

merchantish lolcow

____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89253

>>89241

NOBODY CARES

not even vaguely interested

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89528

Dumber Than Stupid.

100% white.

Second least intelligent race.

Eastern Asian > black > red > white > Hispanic

In terms of intelligence.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89529

>>89528

Dumber needs to fuck off.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89530

>>89528

I'm Eastern Asian, Native American (red), black, and might not be at all white.

Albino.

Not Hispanic.

Chinese and Japanese.

More Chinese.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89532

It just sits and sexually, physically, psychologically, and financially abuses me, 24/7.

Stalks me online and offline, 24/7. Harasses me 24/7.

Tries to murder me 24/7.

Tries to rape me and fuck me 24/7.

For my entire life.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89533

Aw, it's hoping to fuck me in prison.

Ryan can rape it to death.

So can Torso and Amon.

And Michael.

And others.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89578

He's a rockstar now.

I don't know which band he took over.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89579

>He's a rockstar now.

>I don't know which band he took over.

>>89578

The Foo Fighters?

He's the new drummer.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89580

>>89579

He wants Dave's daughter.

The one who looks like Dave.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89581

Why will no one fuck him?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89582

He needs help looking like a girl.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89585

Belial the hipster demon.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89586

File: 6381e9bc480385c⋯.jpg (68.98 KB,480x640,3:4,1668770411610407.jpg)

>>89582

This was me skinny. Stop sinning. I keep gagging over and over and I just puked up coffee. Stop sinning.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89595

If you are a white person, you will serve your brother the merchants. Stop sinning

You will live by the sword and you will serve your brother. But when you grow restless, you will throw his yoke from off your neck.”

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Belial wants to party with Jason.

>>89241

>>89586

https://youtu.be/CZinGBhWhmI

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89599

>>89598

That's Jason's only friend, and Jason's wife.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89600

JASON, TALK TO BELIAL.

HE'S LONELY.

HE'S YOUR BRO.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89601

Belial is in fdl jail.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89602

>>89601

Belial wants to party with Jason.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89603

Belial got a human body.

I own your soul.

I own everything.

I am everything.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89670

Dumber lost the beard if you want average looking chick.

100% white.

Bisexual.

Female-sexed.

Wants to talk to everyone.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89671

>>89241

>>89670

What a weird looking chick.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89703

>>89670

>>89671

>not even the Son of God can get a woman without bullshitting to people like a politician psycopath or wageslaving his life away

It's over.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89837

>>89241

That's Ryan's girlfriend.

I refuse to date either.

I refuse to fuck and date all of you.

Not friends with any of you.

Never will be.

Dumber, try to date William.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89839

>>89837

Do not break up with Ryan.

He will accept a threesome.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.89841

>>89241

>>89586

Ryan's girlfriend, and Jason's wife.

Jason needs to stop trying to cheat.

Not interested in Jason.

Jason raped me and tried to murder me.

Jason hit me in the head.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.90028

File: 8baff52af324df4⋯.webm (2.3 MB,720x1280,9:16,kill3.webm)

Hi, the Son of Man is a beautifully misunderstood Angel. Sacrifice me beautifully before God

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.90085

sex slave

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.



[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Random][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]