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 No.88052

I personally can't wait for September 31st.

I'm going to have your mother kick you out before July 31st

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 No.88053

nothing says "I'VE GROWN UP" louder than walking from The Salvation Army Women's Shelter all the way to the Courthouse, where you are convicted, and sentenced to a year in jail

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 No.88054

I am putting together a comprehensive package of quick, easy, affordable "basement remodeling ideas" for my friend Darcey.

I'm going to help her fix up the basement, and make it habitable, so she can rent it out to a paying tenant.

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 No.88055

With my proposed plan, Darcey will be able to bring in an extra $420 per month, which will help her significantly.

We simply need to begin by evicting the worthless VAGRANT CRIMINAL who has been squatting down there for years

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 No.88056

once I explain the Wisconsin Tenant Law Statutes to Darcey, she will no longer allow herself to be manipulated by THE LAZY BUM THIEF IN THE BASEMENT.

in fact, the soon-to-be evicted bum won't be able to contact Darcey anymore, won't be able to guilt her anymore, won't be able to harass her anymore.

There is a statute in Wisconsin Tenant Law that states prior tenants who have been evicted are barred from contacting the leasehold under penalty of criminal prosecution.

this means the LAZY WORTHLESS STINKY FILTHY BUMPY BUM will have to find another woman to financially exploit.

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 No.88057

Darcey has told me on more than one occasion how much Ashley hates her.

Ashley resents Darcey, but not enough to find her own apartment.

When I'm done, Darcey will finally develop the strength required to allow a deputy down into her basement, who will serve Ashley with an Eviction AND a restraining order.

but since Ashley has never paid a single penny in rent, she will NOT have Tenant rights.

the deputy will stand there watching as Ashley has 10 minutes to collect her things, and leave the property.

if she returns, it will be a violation of a court order, which becomes a criminal matter.

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 No.88058

File: 3e596e993646b50⋯.jpg (234.68 KB,1080x1642,540:821,Picsart_23_06_21_14_23_03_….jpg)

and Ashley can grow her FACIAL BACTERIA GARDEN at The Salvation Army

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 No.88059

on July 31st, Ashley Nichole Schneider will have already found someplace else to live, and will be responsible for her own failures

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 No.88060

I've spent the past few days studying Wisconsin Tenant Law, and with the information I've gathered, I'm going to help Darcey finally stop losing money

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 No.88061

File: 446e38b23d84747⋯.jpg (195.02 KB,1080x1170,12:13,Picsart_23_06_24_10_51_54_….jpg)

scumbag

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 No.88062

File: fc41b3fee68d780⋯.jpg (487.88 KB,1200x1600,3:4,Picsart_23_06_23_09_13_40_….jpg)

and when I say SCUMBAG.......

I mean it in the old fashioned sense

back in the 1940s, the term SCUMBAG referred to a USED CONDOM

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 No.88063

File: 68f8ca38e19dfb8⋯.jpg (170.04 KB,1080x1642,540:821,Picsart_23_06_21_14_27_45_….jpg)

an old, yellowed, nasty used condom

filled with somebody's forgotten sperm 11 years ago, then discarded

a nasty used condom, now stale and hard and covered in blackheads

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 No.88081

File: 049cfa4b614cff3⋯.png (289.72 KB,1600x2070,160:207,Picsart_23_06_28_08_10_17_….png)

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